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[–]里昂Pashnax 2640 points 17 hours ago

Alisson made 16 saves so far in the CL this season. Courtois made 55 !

这赛季欧冠阿利松目前做出了16次扑救，而裤袜做出了55次！

[–]切尔西oscarpaterson 700 points 17 hours ago*

Incredible save as much as it pains me to admit it

即便对他很不爽，但还是不得不承认这扑救太难以置信了

[–]Rooonaldooo99 3000 points 17 hours ago

This was like me spamming the clear button in Fifa

像极了在fifa中的我狂按解围键

[–]watanabelover69 570 points 17 hours ago

That was a real clusterfuck of defending

这次防守真是一团乱麻

[–]Ld511 203 points 17 hours ago

Benzema has some black magic or something. It always happens around him

本泽马一定是有些巫术，怎么老是能给他整到活

[–]Senor-Cockblock 2121 points 17 hours ago

Someone explain that rule to me like I’ve never played football before

可以像对待足球小白一样的给我讲讲为什么这球吹了吗？

[–]利物浦kovic_has_a_mangina 599 points 17 hours ago

Has to deliberately play the ball. Deflection off the knee isn’t deliberate. Best I can do

必须是有意触球，膝盖的折射不算有意，我只能讲到这份上了

[–]多特ViciousNakedMoleRat 1433 points 17 hours ago

One of the toughest calls I've seen.

这是我见过最艰难的判罚之一

[–]沃特福德Alpha_Jazz 661 points 17 hours ago

Yeah no matter which way they called it, it would have been so controversial

是啊，无论是吹有效还是无效，这球总会引起巨大的争议

[–]Balls_of_Adamanthium 511 points 17 hours ago*

I swear I don’t understand football anymore. This was a touch call.

我发誓我再也搞不懂足球了，这个判罚也太难了

[–]波尔图RoyDuckingKent 4413 points 17 hours ago

Thought they were waiting for the second leg

还以为皇马又要等到次回合发力

[–]利物浦gudni-bergs 1378 points 17 hours ago

Second half, same thing really

“下半场”，也可以算“次回合”吧哈哈

[–]切尔西keithohara 3478 points 17 hours ago

Rip Ms Valverde

安息吧 巴尔韦德夫人

[–]巴萨BroDeletedOldAcc 424 points 17 hours ago

at least the child is safe

至少孩子是安全的

[–]皇马Braquiador 204 points 16 hours ago

For now.

只是暂时安全

[–]AC米兰ikineba 104 points 16 hours ago

till his dad’s next CL final

直到他爹下次欧冠决赛

[–]曼联ThestralDragon 136 points 17 hours ago

What's this in reference to?

这是什么梗？

[–]热刺mhskim 873 points 16 hours ago*

Valverde responded with a cheeky comment in an interview that he would give everything to win the CL, maybe even his wife, not his son tho. Then his wife said she would do the same with him if River won the Libertadores lol.

巴尔韦德有次在接受采访时，“无耻”地说，为了赢得欧冠，他愿意付出一切，甚至是他的妻子，但儿子是安全的。 然后他的妻子说，如果河床赢得解放者，她也会对他做同样的事情，哈哈。

[–]切尔西BumbotheCleric 2651 points 17 hours ago

Zidane sitting there pretending he didn't just cast another round of dark magic at halftime

齐祖坐在观众席上，假装他没在半场施法

[–]巴萨kylo_soloxx 2594 points 17 hours ago

That's honestly bad from Trent.

阿诺德真滴拉

[–]阿森纳Paranoides 1144 points 17 hours ago

Who the fuck doesn’t check where Vinicius is

这笨蛋为什么不去观察一下维尼修斯在哪

[–]Noob788 1467 points 17 hours ago

Trent asleep again

阿诺德又睡着啦

[–]热刺backstreets_back_ok 864 points 16 hours ago

TAA apparently. He did the same thing when Sonny scored against them. No awareness and just watches as Son nets one of the easiest goals of his career.

经典阿诺德，他上次踢热刺的时候也被孙兴慜进了这种球，完全没有意识到后点，呆呆地看着孙轻轻松松地射门

[–]皇马supplementarytables 2252 points 17 hours ago

VALVERDE YOU SEXY BEAST

巴尔韦德你这头性感的小猛兽

[–]拜仁ohvalox 418 points 16 hours ago

MOTM

天神下凡

[–]mihawk9511 119 points 16 hours ago

Fuck me, I'd give him the CL Player of the Season award just because of that save

我淦，单这次扑救，我就想颁给他这赛季的欧冠MVP

[–]曼联TheAlmightyKrot 58 points 16 hours ago

Honestly give him the freaking Ballon d'Or

说实话要不给他颁金球吧

[–]利物浦Aeriuze 220 points 16 hours ago

MOTM tonight if the score holds

要真守住了1-0，他就是真门神

[–]gustavokh 49 points 16 hours ago

Keeps reminding me of the 2018 game against Brazil, fuck me

不停地让我想起2018年他对阵巴西的场景，我超

盖楼一赏

[–]Rooonaldooo99 1210 points 16 hours ago

What ball control by Salah, what a save by Courtois. God damn.

萨拉赫世界级的控球，裤袜世界级的扑救

[–]Extremeaty 667 points 16 hours ago

Beyond MOTM

他超越了门神

[–]切尔西just_dew_eat 45 points 16 hours ago

None shall pass

无球准入

译者注：指环王梗

[–]切尔西Stonewalled89 388 points 16 hours ago*

Another fantastic save, Courtois has been sensational not just in this game but in every knockout match

又是一次精彩绝伦的扑救，裤袜持续了一个赛季的高光表现，不单是这场，每场淘汰赛都很出色

[–]Josemcyale 356 points 16 hours ago

This is like when you have 25 shots on fifa and your opponent has 1 and you lose 1-0. Scripted

这就像你在fifa中射了25脚，而你的对手只有一次射门，最后你输了个1-0，系统局

59 - #Courtois with 59 saves has now set the new record for saves in a single Champions League since 2003/04 (since the new format has existed). In addition, with 9 saves he set a new record in a UCL final since 2003/04. Immense.

自03/04赛季后，库尔图瓦单赛季59次扑救刷新了改制后欧冠的记录，此外，他以单场 9 次扑救创造了欧冠决赛中的扑救纪录，无与伦比！

[–]皇马sewious 298 points 1 day ago

Madrid fans have been shouting that he's the best keeper in the world all year, seems like now he'll be getting that plaudit from everywhere.

皇马球迷一整年都在说他是世一门，现在看来这个事实已经得到全世界的认可了

[–]holdenmyrocinante 43 points 1 day ago

BEST GK IN THE WORLD. NOT TAKING ANY OTHER SUGGESTIONS

世一门世一门，不接受任何反驳

[–]jdarriaga46 524 points 1 day ago

Possibly the best performance I’ve seen from a keeper in the UCL final

大概是我见过欧冠决赛中最具统治力的门将了

Thibaut Courtois: “Back in England, I don’t get enough respect… so, well, I showed it today. I wanted to put some respect on my name there”

库尔图瓦：“过去在英格兰，我没有得到足够的尊重...今天我证明了自己，我希望世人可以对我的名字多一些尊重”

[–]dudewhatareusayin 2519 points 1 day ago

Michael Owen talking shite currently on BT

欧文刚还在BT体育那逼逼赖赖呢

[–]曼联TwoFry 1808 points 1 day ago

Man's going on about all 3 English teams being better than Madrid.. minutes after Madrid finished beating all 3.

皇马把那3家英超俱乐部痛扁还没过几分钟，他又要开始说那3个比皇马更强了

[–]巴萨DarthTaz_99 1029 points 1 day ago

Liverpool doesn't win Premier Leagie and Champions League. Michael Owen: Liverpool are still the team to beat in Europe. They are the best

利物浦既没拿下英超，也没拿下欧冠，欧文：“利物浦仍旧是欧洲霸主”

Real Madrid have won the 2021-22 UEFA Champions League

皇家马德里拿下2021-22赛季欧冠！

[–]阿森纳laky68 5338 points 1 day ago

Liverpool have played 3 finals this year and haven't scored in any of them

利物浦今年打了三场决赛，没一场进过球

[–]whippletriple 1599 points 1 day ago

Liverpool have a major problem with creativity through the middle of the field in the opposition half.

在对方半场时，利物浦的中场在创造机会的能力上有很大的问题

[–]Albodanny 272 points 1 day ago

But still won two of them lol

但仍然赢下了其中的两场哈哈哈

[–]阿森纳UsedGanache9 390 points 1 day ago

Because Chelsea can’t score either lol

那是因为车子也进不了球笑死

[–]McNooberson 292 points 1 day ago*

Bruh I was having a good day

艹，我今天本来看球挺开心的

[–]皇马enilix 4655 points 1 day ago

This team lost to Sheriff Tiraspol this very season btw

哦对了，我们今年甚至输给了警长

[–]energy_0 1459 points 1 day ago

At home too

甚至是在伯纳乌

[–]阿森纳tembell 3562 points 1 day ago

They beat the 3 best teams in England and whatever PSG is. Worthy winners

皇马今年上演了三英战吕布，哦还有个巴黎。含金量十足的冠军！

[–]尤文Aru10 2487 points 1 day ago

Carlo won this in the most Italian way

Absolute GOAT

安胖以典型的意式风格赢下了欧冠，绝对的世一教！

[–]切尔西 ugallu 1899 points 1 day ago

This has to be the most impressive CL run in terms of opponenets faced. I mean beating PSG, Chelsea, City and Liverpool is mental. Only way it could've been more impressive would've been if it was Bayern instead of Chelsea.

考虑到皇马的对手们，这必须是我见过印象最深刻的欧冠之旅了。一路拿下巴黎、切尔西、曼城、利物浦，简直是疯了！如果说还能再疯狂一点的话，那也许是把切尔西换成拜仁吧。

[–]Pedro95 550 points 1 day ago

How dare you.

To be fair we gave Madrid no less of a fight than anyone else, in fact probably the fiercest. Modric himself said Chelsea were the hardest to play against.

你咋么敢的呀！

有一说一，我们（应该是切尔西）和皇马的比赛，场面完全不逊色于其他任何一场，甚至可以说是最激烈的一场淘汰赛。就连莫德里奇都说他觉得切尔西是最难踢的对手。

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