[传声筒on尤文签下C罗]梅罗不再西甲不复当年,不降反升上帝从不贬值

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[–]【Barcelona】kunalc 7205 points 3 hours ago* 
Also, FIFA 19 has Ronaldo on the cover wearing a Madrid jersey. They'll have to change all their promotional stuff I guess.
以及,FIFA19封面是穿皇马球衣的C罗。现在他们所有的宣传都要推倒重做了。

[–]【Real Madrid】ProperProfessional 3850 points 2 hours ago 
Poor Alex Hunter, he wanted to play with Ronaldo at Real so bad. :(
可怜的亨特,他做梦都想去皇马搭档C罗啊。 :( (一球成名模式的梗)

[–]【Barcelona】kunalc 790 points 2 hours ago 
They also have to update Ronaldo's ratings now
以及现在连C罗的评分也要改了

[–]FakeAccount_Verified 544 points 2 hours ago 
More like they will have to update Juventus. At least now we won’t have to hear that damn song every other gave in online matches.
更有可能是要更新尤文的评分。

[–]【Juventus】zeshie 256 points 2 hours ago 
That’s less awkward than if Ronaldo wins the Puskas award this year for scoring against his own club.
比FIFA更尴尬的是,到时候C罗今年拿了普斯卡什奖,被他进球的是他的自家俱乐部。

[–]【AEK Athens】Mesartic 554 points 3 hours ago 
Same thing as Kyrie and 2K last year.
去年2K的欧文也是。

[–]【Tottenham Hotspur】TheodoreP 265 points 11 hours ago 
And Bale and his Madrid move.
还有当年贝尔去皇马。

[–]Macrocrash_11 164 points 11 hours ago 
Neymar and PSG move for PES.
还有内马尔去巴黎之后的实况。



[–]【Barcelona】Tammar99 3470 points 3 hours ago 
El Clásico is certainly going to feel weird now
现在国家德比的感觉肯定很奇怪了

[–]【Barcelona】arctiquer 1486 points 2 hours ago 
Surely! It's one of the most important pages of football that was just turned: The Messi:Ronaldo rivalry within the Barça:Real rivalry. As much as I don't like his style, I'll miss Ronaldo in La Liga.
肯定的!足球史上很重要的一页就这样翻过了:皇马巴萨敌对下的梅罗对峙。虽然不喜欢他的风格,但我会想念有C罗的西甲的。

[–]【FC Porto】Mdiasrodrigu 328 points 2 hours ago 
Also remember the Mourinho:Guardiola rivalry. It sucks when this things end
还记得当年的穆瓜对决。这种事情完结这是让人感觉很糟糕

[–]【Barcelona】hawksking 432 points 2 hours ago 
Yeah, we can all agree this is a huge loss for La Liga.
是的,我们应该能一致同意对于西甲来说这是一笔巨大损失。

[–]【Croatia】badblueboy146 576 points 2 hours ago* 
Messi should go to whichever Italian club is Juve's biggest rival. I guess Milan?
edit: after a couple replies it is apparent that Juve's biggest rival is everyone else in Serie A
梅西应该去任何意甲任何意甲尤文死敌。我猜去米兰?
编辑:看了几个回复之后发现,意甲每一家都把尤文当死敌一样踢

[–]cheesyqueso 670 points 2 hours ago 
Or go to Juve for the memes of a dream team
或者直接去尤文完成梦之队的梗

[–]【United States】kdiuro13 498 points 2 hours ago 
Juventus State Warriors FC
尤州勇士队



[–]【Liverpool】bridgeorl 3265 points 3 hours ago 
It took Juventus months to finally agree to sign Emre Can on a free and they just bought Ronaldo in the space of like a week
Wtf
尤文免签一个埃姆雷-詹搞了1个月,然后买C罗差不多一周就搞定了
什么鬼

[–]【Tottenham Hotspur】ascetic_lynx 1158 points 3 hours ago 
I mean if you were thinking about buying both, which would it take you longer to decide you wanted
我想说要是换你买这两个,你觉得哪个你需要考虑更久一点

[–]【AC Milan】AlbieBaruch 258 points 3 hours ago 
Juve Just earned money on this deal. Ronaldo pays for himself, big win for Juve and good for Serie A in general.
尤文这笔交易已经赚了。C罗等于是免费加盟,对尤文来说是大获全胜,对意甲总体也是件好事。



[–]【Crystal Palace】CompanionNoob 1806 points 3 hours ago 
Juve fans to clap Messi when he scores a goal against them.
Guaranteed to get him to sign next year.
今年被梅西进球的时候尤文球迷再给梅西鼓鼓掌。
明年加盟就稳了。

[–]【Latvia】LatvianMafia 959 points 3 hours ago 
Ronaldo and Messi finally together... at Juventus.
梅罗终于会师在……尤文。

[–]【Tottenham Hotspur】ascetic_lynx 427 points 11 hours ago 
Just as we all predicted...
就像我们之前预测的那样……



[–]【England】ShockRampage 4727 points 3 hours ago 
Hide yo Salahs, hide yo Hazards, Madrid got money to burn.
藏好萨拉赫、藏好阿扎尔,皇马有钱可烧了。

[–]【Canada】Izcanbeguscott 1414 points 3 hours ago 
I'll drive Salah there just so he can tell them himself to fuck off
我会亲自开车送萨拉赫去皇马,让他告诉皇马滚远点

[–]【Tottenham Hotspur】TheodoreP 570 points 3 hours ago 
He'd run faster.
他自己跑的话还快点呢。

[–]【Chelsea】angry__-panda 668 points 3 hours ago 
Hazard is shit, Madrid should get Sissoko
阿扎尔就是狗屎,皇马应该去买西索科

[–]【Tottenham Hotspur】khj24 348 points 3 hours ago 
Now we are talking
孺子可教

[–]【Manchester United】skipatomskip 641 points 11 hours ago 
They just lost the most popular sport star in the world, Neymar or bust for them at this point
他们刚刚失去了世界上最有人气的球星,要是不买内马尔皇马就糗大了

[–]【Tottenham Hotspur】TheodoreP 573 points 11 hours ago 
If they try to sign Neymar Qatar might buy Real Madrid.
要是他们去签内马尔,估计卡塔尔要反过来买皇马了。

[–]【France】Dan_Q_Memes 386 points 11 hours ago 
They'll probably just buy Spain to be extra safe.
他们可能直接把整个西班牙买了还保险一点。



[–]【Bethlehem Steel FC】racinginthestreet14 723 points 3 hours ago 
I guess he really appreciated that standing ovation after his bicycle kick.
我猜他是真的很喜欢倒钩之后尤文图斯的鼓掌致意。

[–]【England】twiggez-vous 314 points 3 hours ago 
Seriously, that may have been an important factor psychologically.
讲真,这个可能是一个非常重要的心理因素。

[–]【Manchester City】Niftapotamus 131 points 10 hours ago 
Apparently he liked Juventus as a kid, as well
另一点很明显的是,他有儿文梦



[–]【Arsenal】terreblanche14 4454 points 3 hours ago 
And like every other 30+ y.o. player that joins Juventus, he just got 10 years younger .
Well I, for one, am ready for another 10 years of seeing this fucker scoring more goals than games played in Champions League .
就像所有30岁以后去尤文的球员,C罗又获得了10年球龄。
好吧我本人,已经准备好看这个场均进球大于1的怪物再战10年了。

[–]【England】Selgin 960 points 3 hours ago
Would’ve liked to have seen him at Burnley oh well
我也想看看他在伯恩利踢球啊

[–]【England】DannyboyLFC 382 points 3 hours ago 
Imagine what ronaldo would become under dyche
在戴奇手下C罗会变成什么样子难以想象



[–]【Manchester United】stinsonlegend 1082 points 3 hours ago 
Bloody hell, Real Madrid sold him at a profit after 9 years.
我天啊,皇马用了9年之后卖了还赚钱了。

[–]【Real Madrid】Mista_Madridista 615 points 3 hours ago 
Gods don't depreciate.
上帝是从不贬值的。



[–]【Real Madrid】dntowns 556 points 3 hours ago 
Alright time to quit and reload from last save....
好了是时候S/L重头再来了……



[–]【Manchester United】xtrmx 295 points 3 hours ago 
Buffon crying he didn't continue with Juve in the CL for 1 more year
没有再和尤文续约1年打欧冠的布冯已经哭晕在厕所

[–]【England】Bafa94 78 points 11 hours ago 
Whoever let him leave has a trash can for a heart.
让布冯走的那个人的心肯定是个垃圾桶。



[–]【Brazil】Tybalt42 396 points 3 hours ago 
2009: Real purchases a 24 year-old Cristiano for €94 million.
2018: Real sells a 33 year-old Cristiano for €100 million.
2009:皇马9400万签下24岁的C罗。
2018:皇马1亿卖走33岁的C罗。




[–]【Manchester United】munching_brotatoe 1762 points 11 hours ago* 
For new Juventus fans, here is some useful information:
Founded: 1 November 1897
Owner : Agnelli Family
CEO : Giuseppe Marotta
Chairman : Andrea Agnelli
Vice-Chairman : Pavel Nedvěd
Slogan : FORZA JUVE
Titles: - Scudetto: 36 - Coppa Italia: 13 - Supercoppa Italiana: 7 - UEFA Champions League: 2 - Intercontinental Cup: 2 - UEFA Europa League: 3 - UEFA Super Cup: 2
Edit 1: should be 34 scudetto
对于大批尤文新球迷,我来贴一点有用的数据:
建立:1897年11月1日
老板:阿涅利家族
CEO:马罗塔
主席:安德雷亚-阿涅利
副主席:内德维德
口号:FORZA JUVE
奖杯:-意甲36次 -意大利杯13次 -意大利超级杯7次 - 欧冠2次 - 丰田杯?2次 -欧联杯3次 -欧洲超级杯2次
编辑:意甲应该是34次

[–]【Juventus】TheMontyJohnson 707 points 11 hours ago 
Colors: Black and White
颜色:黑白

[–]【Italy】Young_Metzgro 336 points 11 hours ago 
Captains are Chiellini, Marchisio and Barzagli.
队长基耶利尼、马尔基西奥和巴尔扎利。

[–]_NoZeM_ 301 points 11 hours ago 
Nickname: The old lady
昵称:老妇人

[–]fancyzauerkraut 593 points 11 hours ago 
Logo: Shit
队徽:屎

[–]【Manchester City】Niftapotamus 395 points 11 hours ago 
Notable players: Cristiano Ronaldo
值得关注的球员:C罗

[–]【United States】Aurify 153 points 10 hours ago 
Newest signings: Cristiano Ronaldo
最新签约:C罗



[–]【Juventus】kungfuhrer666 621 points 11 hours ago 
HOW DO YOU DELETE ALL COMMENTS AND TWEETS FROM 11/4/18?? ASKING FOR A FRIEND
要怎么删除2018年4月11日之后所有的评论和推特??帮朋友问的




[–]prodigalkal7 760 points 11 hours ago 
Real Madrid: Motherfu....
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皇马:他妈白…….
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[–]【Real Madrid】GoldPisseR 258 points 11 hours ago 
Wow fuck.. there it is.
Madrid would feel really empty without him.
哇草……就这么完了。
没有他的话皇马肯定会觉得很空虚吧。



[–]【Manchester City】InaudibleShout 440 points 11 hours ago 
I was here.
火钳刘明。

[–]【FC Porto】SlashV8 89 points 11 hours ago 
I was also here
刘明



[–]【Liverpool】penguin4269 257 points 11 hours ago 
Mbappe, Kane or Hazard incoming?
姆巴佩、凯恩还是阿扎尔?

[–]【Tigres】Fidel_Murphy 348 points 11 hours ago 
Por qué no los tres?
为什么不来3个呢?



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这些回帖亮了

2009:皇马9400万签下24岁的C罗。
2018:皇马1亿卖走33岁的C罗。
以后的小球迷会不会完全不理解这其中发生了什么?
发自手机虎扑 m.hupu.com 2009:... 查看回复(6)
上帝从来不贬值~
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[–]【Crystal Palace】CompanionNoob 1806 points 3 hours ago

Juve fans to clap Messi when he scores a goal against them.

Guaranteed to get him to sign next year.

今年被梅西进球的时候尤文球迷再给梅西鼓鼓掌。

明年加盟就稳了。

肥肠期待233333333333333
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就像所有30岁以后去尤文的球员,C罗又获得了10年球龄。
意甲对老将真是个好地方
发自手机虎扑 m.hupu.com 就像所有3...
[–]【Juventus】kungfuhrer666 621 points 11 hours ago

HOW DO YOU DELETE ALL COMMENTS AND TWEETS FROM 11/4/18?? ASKING FOR A FRIEND

要怎么删除2018年4月11日之后所有的评论和推特??帮朋友问

在线等
发自虎扑Android客户端 [–]【J...
【Croatia】badblueboy146 576 points 2 hours ago*
Messi should go to whichever Italian club is Juve's biggest rival. I guess Milan?
edit: after a couple replies it is apparent that Juve's biggest rival is everyone else in Serie A
梅西应该去任何意甲任何意甲尤文死敌。我猜去米兰?
编辑:看了几个回复之后发现,意甲每一家都把尤文当死敌一样踢
哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈
发自手机虎扑 m.hupu.com 【Croa...
引用5楼 @老男人小情歌 发表的
2009:皇马9400万签下24岁的C罗。
2018:皇马1亿卖走33岁的C罗。
以后的小球迷会不会完全不理解这其中发生了什么?

算上通货膨胀是降价卖了

发自虎扑iPhone客户端 算上通货膨... 查看回复(2)
引用5楼 @老男人小情歌 发表的
2009:皇马9400万签下24岁的C罗。
2018:皇马1亿卖走33岁的C罗。
以后的小球迷会不会完全不理解这其中发生了什么?

发自虎扑Android客户端
引用5楼 @老男人小情歌 发表的
2009:皇马9400万签下24岁的C罗。
2018:皇马1亿卖走33岁的C罗。
以后的小球迷会不会完全不理解这其中发生了什么?

09年50w的新房子,现在旧到不想住但是能卖400w
发自虎扑Android客户端 09年50... 查看回复(2)
引用4楼 @或远江湖 发表的
[–]【Crystal Palace】CompanionNoob 1806 points 3 hours agoJuve fans to clap Messi when he scores a goal against them.Guaranteed to get him to sign...
[–]【Crystal Palace】CompanionNoob 1806 points 3 hours ago

Juve fans to clap Messi when he scores a goal against them.

Guaranteed to get him to sign next year.

今年被梅西进球的时候尤文球迷再给梅西鼓鼓掌。

明年加盟就稳了。

肥肠期待233333333333333

梅西能不能对尤文进球很难说😂

发自虎扑iPhone客户端 梅西能不能... 查看回复(3)

全部回帖

上帝从来不贬值~
发自虎扑Android客户端 上帝从来不... 查看回复(3)
就像所有30岁以后去尤文的球员,C罗又获得了10年球龄。
意甲对老将真是个好地方
发自手机虎扑 m.hupu.com 就像所有3...
[–]【Juventus】kungfuhrer666 621 points 11 hours ago

HOW DO YOU DELETE ALL COMMENTS AND TWEETS FROM 11/4/18?? ASKING FOR A FRIEND

要怎么删除2018年4月11日之后所有的评论和推特??帮朋友问

在线等
发自虎扑Android客户端 [–]【J...
[–]【Crystal Palace】CompanionNoob 1806 points 3 hours ago

Juve fans to clap Messi when he scores a goal against them.

Guaranteed to get him to sign next year.

今年被梅西进球的时候尤文球迷再给梅西鼓鼓掌。

明年加盟就稳了。

肥肠期待233333333333333
发自虎扑Android客户端 [–]【C... 查看回复(2)
2009:皇马9400万签下24岁的C罗。
2018:皇马1亿卖走33岁的C罗。
以后的小球迷会不会完全不理解这其中发生了什么?
发自手机虎扑 m.hupu.com 2009:... 查看回复(6)
这是一个跟青春有关的故事
发自虎扑Android客户端 这是一个跟...
【Croatia】badblueboy146 576 points 2 hours ago*
Messi should go to whichever Italian club is Juve's biggest rival. I guess Milan?
edit: after a couple replies it is apparent that Juve's biggest rival is everyone else in Serie A
梅西应该去任何意甲任何意甲尤文死敌。我猜去米兰?
编辑:看了几个回复之后发现,意甲每一家都把尤文当死敌一样踢
哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈
发自手机虎扑 m.hupu.com 【Croa...
引用1楼 @小眼看球 发表的
上帝从来不贬值~

别说总裁是上帝,总裁比伊布强多了。
发自虎扑Android客户端 别说总裁是... 查看回复(1)

呼唤梅西,米兰需要你!

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引用9楼 @赵克尔杰克四 发表的

呼唤梅西,米兰需要你!

应该说是尤文需要你梅西
发自虎扑Android客户端 应该说是尤...
引用5楼 @老男人小情歌 发表的
2009:皇马9400万签下24岁的C罗。
2018:皇马1亿卖走33岁的C罗。
以后的小球迷会不会完全不理解这其中发生了什么?

算上通货膨胀是降价卖了

发自虎扑iPhone客户端 算上通货膨... 查看回复(2)

传声筒也搞个微信公众号吧,就像篮球版的“美国jr之声”一样,加油,谢谢

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米兰双雄,哪家意思一下签下梅西
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【Barcelona】hawksking 432 points 2 hours ago
Yeah, we can all agree this is a huge loss for La Liga.
是的,我们应该能一致同意对于西甲来说这是一笔巨大损失。
虎扑就不是这样了。。。有的专区有C罗走皇马变强的高亮
【Barc...
引用4楼 @或远江湖 发表的
[–]【Crystal Palace】CompanionNoob 1806 points 3 hours agoJuve fans to clap Messi when he scores a goal against them.Guaranteed to get him to sign...
[–]【Crystal Palace】CompanionNoob 1806 points 3 hours ago

Juve fans to clap Messi when he scores a goal against them.

Guaranteed to get him to sign next year.

今年被梅西进球的时候尤文球迷再给梅西鼓鼓掌。

明年加盟就稳了。

肥肠期待233333333333333

梅西能不能对尤文进球很难说😂

发自虎扑iPhone客户端 梅西能不能... 查看回复(3)
我的印着c罗背号的尤文从仓库出发了
发自虎扑Android客户端 我的印着c...
[–]【Real Madrid】Mista_Madridista 615 points 3 hours ago
Gods don't depreciate.
上帝是从不贬值的。
发自手机虎扑 m.hupu.com [–]【R...

Gods don't depreciate.

上帝是从不贬值的。

发自虎扑iPhone客户端 Gods ...

[–]【Juventus】zeshie 256 points 2 hours ago

That’s less awkward than if Ronaldo wins the Puskas award this year for scoring against his own club.

比FIFA更尴尬的是,到时候C罗今年拿了普斯卡什奖,被他进球的是他的自家俱乐部。

哈哈哈哈哈

发自虎扑iPhone客户端 [–]【J...

[–]【England】ShockRampage 4727 points 3 hours ago

Hide yo Salahs, hide yo Hazards, Madrid got money to burn.

藏好萨拉赫、藏好阿扎尔,皇马有钱可烧了。

哎呦,这个大英球迷言下之意……卖凯恩!

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