[英超传声筒]MD26:不握手不能怪萨里,刚完事儿他急需一枝事后烟

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[–]【富勒姆】vearz 707 points 16 hours ago 
Can't imagine PSG are happy that Man Utd got the weekend off.
曼联周末放假,都不敢想大巴黎有多开心。

[–]【维拉】Wunsen 390 points 16 hours ago 
PSG usually have every weekend off
大巴黎一般周末也放假

[–]BRAD-is-RAD 107 points 15 hours ago 
Idk mate farmers work their tits off
不知道,农民不是很勤奋的嘛,干活干到奈子都掉了



[–]【曼联】RedditThisBiatch 444 points 16 hours ago* 
Pogba and Martial will get most of the praise today, as they should, but Herrera absolutely BOSSED that Midfield, what a Workhorse.
今天博格巴和马夏尔肯定是大家交口称赞,但是埃雷拉绝对制霸中场了,真是跑不死。

[–]【曼联】StringTailor 116 points 16 hours ago 
I wanted him to rest for PSG tbh
说实话我是希望他轮休留着打大巴黎



[–]DontJealousMe 171 points 16 hours ago 
It’s a shame Alexis missed that 1v1 even thou he created the chance himself. Should have put it in, gained some confidence.
桑切斯1对1没进有点可惜了,虽然机会也是他自己创造的。应该打进去涨点信心才是。



[–]【哈德斯菲尔德】OfficialGloryHunter 557 points 16 hours ago 
United have incredible away supoort, they never shut up.
曼联的客场球迷太虎了,从头到尾没闭过嘴。

[–]Gorey420 353 points 16 hours ago 
You have to have a season ticket for 4 years to apply for away tickets so it's mainly the die hard fans going to the away games
你必须要有4年的季票经历才能申请客场票,所以能去到客场的真的都是死忠里的死忠了



[–]【曼联】envague 299 points 16 hours ago 
That game was so satisfying it almost made me forget about Smalling's hair.
这场比赛看得太爽了,让我都忘了斯莫林那糟糕的头型了。

[–]【曼联】deservedlyundeserved 184 points 16 hours ago 
Smalling? You mean homegrown Van Djik?
斯莫林?你是说本土养殖范戴克?



[–]NoodleKidz 381 points 16 hours ago 
Jose: It would be a miracle to get this side to top 4
Ole: Hold my beer
鸟叔:这支球队要进前四必须奇迹发生
索肖:哥来给你表演一个



[–]【曼联】RedditThisBiatch 192 points 16 hours ago 
TOP 4 FOR A DAY!!!!!!
前四一日游!!!!!

[–]【Manchester United】Turaisk 274 points 16 hours ago 
Only a day though, because there's no way Chelsea lose to *checks fixtures* Man City
那就是一日了,因为切尔西不可能输给(嗯……翻赛程)曼城



ON: 曼城 6-0 切尔西                                                                                  


[–]3359N 2609 points 8 hours ago 
Sarri is going to set up exactly the same way with basically the same 11 in the cup final isn't he?
萨里要是打杯赛决赛也是用同一套首发11人都不带换一个人的是吧?

[–]pm_me_dirty_planes 1430 points 8 hours ago 
It's just dumb enough to work. Pep will never expect him to come out and try the same thing.
这个蠢到出奇效吧。瓜永远都不会猜到萨里会直接拿同一种方法来应付比赛。

[–]【切尔西】Darth-Sand 291 points 8 hours ago 
Nah he’ll swap Pedro for Willian and we’ll get battered again
毛,他会用佩德罗换威廉,然后我车又被胖揍一顿



[–]【巴萨】LosTerminators 3135 points 8 hours ago 
Don't worry Chelsea, it's better to lose 6-0 one time than to lose 1-0 six times
车子别慌,输一次6-0总比输6次1-0好

[–]【切尔西】Djent_Reznor1 1694 points 8 hours ago 
If you think about it, by American football rules, we only lost by one touchdown.
要是你仔细想想,用美式足球的规则,我们也就输了一个达阵数而已。

[–]【曼城】SnapSnapWoohoo 654 points 8 hours ago 
With a missed extra point
追加分还没打进

[–]【切尔西】Djent_Reznor1 816 points 8 hours ago 
In this deluded fantasy of mine, I like to think that we blocked it.
在我的脑补小剧场里,我想象是我们挡下了这一分。



[–]【爱尔兰】ModricTHFC 894 points 8 hours ago 
Chelsea were saving themselves for their big European game on Thursday
切尔西是在给周四的梦幻欧战夜留力呢

[–]IAMJesusAMAA 500 points 8 hours ago 
Nice Kebabs over there in Malmo, I'm sure Higuain will have a great time.
马尔默的啃爸爸可好吃了,我相信伊瓜因一定会玩得很尽兴。





[–]Izokvanta 1896 points 8 hours ago 
Sarri going straight to locker room without shaking hands
萨里没握手径直走回去更衣室了

[–]【曼联】fungusnotamongus 1048 points 8 hours ago 
Pep was clearly annoyed but thankfully Zola was around to shake hands
瓜明显很不爽,还好佐拉上去擦了屁股

[–]HowBen 673 points 8 hours ago 
Yeah in the angle they just showed Zola looked pretty apologetic, and Pep smiled it off I think
是的,回放里看到佐拉很不好意思,瓜就是一笑而过我觉得

[–]【曼联】fungusnotamongus 749 points 8 hours ago 
Yeah I'm sure Pep gets it, it wasn't about him or City. Sarri just got pumped in the most embarrassing fashion and is probably itching to have a fucking go at his players.
是的我觉得瓜能理解,这不是针对他或者曼城。萨里刚被狠狠羞辱,正牙痒痒着要抽球员呢。

[–]【切尔西】db0255 704 points 8 hours ago 
Have a go at a pack of Marlboros.*
我看是牙痒痒要抽香烟吧。



[–]JawshR 2270 points 8 hours ago 
Chelsea fans
切尔西球迷


[–]Wookie301 907 points 8 hours ago 

(伊蒂哈德球场发生令人作呕的一幕,保安强制切尔西球迷留下观看比赛)

[–]GlumElderberry 883 points 8 hours ago 




[–]【切尔西】Dridier_Dogba 3752 points 8 hours ago 
Our last 4 games: win 3-0, lose 4-0, win 5-0, lose 6-0... I guess were beating Malmo 7-0 on Thursday
我车过去4场比赛:3-0取胜,4-0输球,5-0取胜,6-0输球……我猜周四我们会7-0拿下马尔默

[–]【巴萨】LosTerminators 3321 points 8 hours ago 
and lose 8-0 against United in the cup next week
后一周的杯赛里8-0输给曼联

[–]【切尔西】Dridier_Dogba 2974 points 8 hours ago 
Then we beat Malmo 9-0, then City thrashes us 10-0 in the League Cup Final. This is very possible
然后再9-0赢马尔默,之后在联赛杯决赛被曼城10-0。看起来非常有可能

[–]【曼城】*河蟹*10506 1023 points 8 hours ago 
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[–]【切尔西】jMS_44 445 points 8 hours ago 
Then we beat Spurs 11-0
然后我车11-0击败热刺

[–]JustAGuyTrying2Win 171 points 8 hours ago 
Resets when double digits are reached
到两位数之后就重置了



[–]【曼联】DarkSofter 3913 points 8 hours ago 
Gotta be honest im really disappointed it ended only 6-0 considering it was 4-0 at the 25th minute.
说实话只有6-0我真的很失望,开场25分钟就已经4-0了。

[–]3359N 1434 points 13 hours ago 
City didn't even get twice the goals Bournemouth got, absolutely pathetic
曼城进球都没达到伯恩茅斯两倍,真是悲催

[–]【曼联】mayjaz43 743 points 13 hours ago 
BALD FRAUD EXPOSED
秃头骗子落网!



[–]_cumblast_ 649 points 13 hours ago 
I swear it almost always happens. It's like the 4 goal mark is where every team starts saying yeah alright let's go easy on them
我发誓每次都是这样。感觉4球就是一道坎,到了4球所有球队都觉得,行了行了别往死里干了

[–]FerdiadTheRabbit 560 points 13 hours ago* 
Players and manager don't want someone to get injured by playing high intensity when there's no need
球员和教练都不想有人受伤,也不想增加没必要的强度

[–]【多特蒙德】LordVelaryon 289 points 13 hours ago 
or in some places, just want to get out of the stadium alive.
在其他场合,可能就是想活着离开球场而已。

[–]【巴萨】usamafaisal98 340 points 13 hours ago 
Germany 7-1 was 5-0 in the first half, too
德国7-1也是上半场就打了5-0

[–]aakashagarwal 325 points 13 hours ago 
Actually, 5 up within the first 30 IIRC.
讲真,是30分钟5球领先

[–]ItIsNotAdamCopeland 239 points 13 hours ago 
Four goals in six minutes. Still doesn't seem real.
6分钟4球,至今觉得不可思议。



[–]AndroidIsLife 1166 points 13 hours ago 
Chelsea got destroyed so badly that Arsenal moved up from 6th to 5th lmao.
切尔西被日得太惨了,阿森纳直接从第六升到了第五哈哈哈哈。

[–]【阿森纳】CaptainCortez 545 points 12 hours ago 
People were joking on r/Gunners that Chelsea needed to lose by 6 for us to go into 5th place, and here they’ve gone and done it. Same thing happened like 10 days ago when they lost to Bournemouth 4-0 and we went 4th on goal difference. Bizarre.
厂区之前还有人开玩笑,说切尔西要输6个我厂才能超过去,结果就成了。10天前伯恩茅斯那次也是,说要输4-0我厂才能超到第四,结果真输了。笑死了。



[–]【热刺】obvious_bot 2523 points 13 hours ago 
thats at least 3 top quality managers that the players have completely given up on. there's clearly way bigger problems at chelsea than just the manager
切尔西球员已经至少做掉3个顶级主帅了。很明显切尔西有比教练更大的问题

[–]【阿森纳】_deep_blue_ 1229 points 13 hours ago 
Chelsea are so fucking weird. They've this soft underbelly and don't seem like they're up for it half the time, but they still win things regularly.
切尔西太他妈奇怪了。他们一直都有这个软肋,而且有一半的时间都好像没有全力以赴,但还老是能赢奖杯。

[–]【曼联】hennny 542 points 13 hours ago 
They need a complete fucking nutcase like Roy Keane as their next manager to just physically assault anyone with a differing opinion.
他们下一任主帅需要一个像罗伊-基恩这样的疯逼,谁有不满意的就直接削一顿。



[–]【切尔西】Darkbyte 1105 points 13 hours ago 
Let this be a lesson that NOBODY beats Chelsea 7-0
让所有人都记住这个教训,没人能打切尔西7-0



[–]【曼联】jasonholic95 570 points 13 hours ago 
This has got to be the first time I've ever seen Chelsea get thrashed by 5 goals or more. In fact, prior to that Bournemouth game, I can't remember Chelsea ever losing by 4 goals or more. Arsenal had that 6-0 during Wenger's 1000th game amongst other thrashings, we had that 6-1, Liverpool had that 6-1 vs Stoke and City had that 8-1 vs Boro.
这肯定是我第一次看切尔西输5球以上。事实上,在伯恩茅斯那场之前,我都记不得切尔西有输过4球以上的。阿森纳在温格千场的时候被6-0,我们有过6-1,利物浦有对斯托克的6-1,曼城有对米堡的8-1。

[–]headkick93 403 points 13 hours ago 
I'm slightly surprised you went with the 6 0 for Arsenal instead of the 8 2, considering your flair
我有点意外说到阿森纳你说了6-0而不是那场8-2,毕竟看队徽你是魔蜜



[–]【切尔西】villainue 208 points 14 hours ago 
Call me maybe.
风里雨里,老夫等你。




[–]【切尔西】EmperorTMing 300 points 14 hours ago 
And people criticised Conte for how he set up in the 1-0 defeat last season. He was fully aware of the gap in quality.
上赛季1-0输球还有人喷孔蒂的排兵布阵。他非常清楚两队在实力上的差距。

[–]【曼联】Meeks18 116 points 13 hours ago 
I remember Neville giving him so much shit for that, Conte knew what was up.
我记得内维尔狂喷他,孔蒂很清楚对面什么段位。



REPLAY:fin' 萨里未同瓜帅握手径直走回更衣室


[–]【切尔西】raymondliang 1125 points 14 hours ago 
Needed a smoke asap
要抽烟,现在就要

[–]Raminios 352 points 10 hours ago 
Not uncommon for someone enjoy a cigarette after they've been fucked.
很正常嘛,事后烟。

[–]【桑德兰】FallFromEden 20 points 8 hours ago 
lmao
哈哈哈哈哈哈



[–]ColombiaNaziWeedPope 1213 points 14 hours ago 
This is why Mourinho used to go in for the handshake before the final whistle.
这就是为什么,以前鸟叔没等终场哨响就去找人握手。



[–]【阿森纳】SlightlyHigh_ 1255 points 14 hours ago 
Pep honestly looked hurt by that.
瓜帅看起来真的很受伤。

[–]【希洪竞技】kokin33 971 points 14 hours ago 
he has had only good words for Sarri in the past, he seems legit disappointed
他过去对萨里是满满的称赞,看起来真的很失望

[–]llodoroo 384 points 14 hours ago 
Guardiola and Sarri are meant to be friends as well
瓜和萨里应该是可以做朋友那类人啊

[–]【曼联】ThisAfricanboy 117 points 12 hours ago 
Sarri B before the game spoke about having wine with Pep
萨里B赛前还说要和瓜喝被红酒呢

[–]【阿森纳】jarde 247 points 11 hours ago 
Everyone has a plan until they get 6-0 in the face
任何人在被胖揍6-0前都有美好的愿景





[–]【曼联】ambo_zaki 1234 points 14 hours ago 
Zola being the consummate professional there. Not a good look for Sarri though.
佐拉这里是打圆场专家了。不过萨里这姿态真不好看。

[–]【利物浦】Adrian5156 705 points 14 hours ago 
Zola must be one the very few players in history who nobody, regardless of fanbase, can hate. Lovely guy.
佐拉肯定是历史上非常少见的一类球员,无论你是哪家球迷你都不会恨他。可爱的家伙。

[–]DuanneOlivier 129 points 14 hours ago 
Ridiculous player back in the day
当时也是个碉堡的人物

[–]【利物浦】Adrian5156 193 points 14 hours ago 
That was a golden decade of Italian number 10s - Baggio, Zola, Mancini, Di Canio, Totti, Del Piero
那是意大利10号位的黄金十年——巴乔、佐拉、曼奇尼、迪卡尼奥、托蒂、皮耶罗



[–]【伯恩茅斯】MindingmyownMedals 379 points 14 hours ago 
I think he was just shell shocked and lost his bearings for a minute, he doesn't come across as the kind of guy that would be impolite in this kind of way.
我觉得他只是震惊了,有点迷糊了,他不像是那种会如此无礼的人。

[–]【曼联】reddick1666 204 points 14 hours ago 
Looks like he was just avoiding the cameras,and wanted to get out of there asap but who knows,losing 6-0 can do that to you.
看起来他只是像躲避摄像机,想要尽快逃离,谁知道呢,输6-0会让人失去理智。






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This is why Mourinho used to go in for the handshake before the final whistle.
这就是为什么,以前鸟叔没等终场哨响就去找人握手
鸟还是精啊。。
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不是真的强留他们看球吧?我觉得是处理打架什么的照片配了这句话
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当年瓜帅也有过不握手,输得惨,就别强求了。

……求实锤?我知道瓜确实有一次友谊赛对手踢的非常粗野结果瓜没握手,赛后他的说法是没看见。但你这个说法有点瓜输到不握手的意思吧?
顺便个人有点好奇如此迅速点亮你的都是什么人。
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不是真的强留他们看球吧?我觉得是处理打架什么的照片配了这句话

后面球迷是红白球衣,明显不是曼城和切尔西比赛的照片

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This is why Mourinho used to go in for the handshake before the final whistle.
这就是为什么,以前鸟叔没等终场哨响就去找人握手
鸟还是精啊。。
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萨里赶紧滚,从此别当教练好了。
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Nice Kebabs over there in Malmo, I'm sure Higuain will have a great time.
马尔默的啃爸爸可好吃了,我相信伊瓜因一定会玩得很尽兴。
kebabs是指土耳其烤肉,这里应该也许大概有可能是又在嘲讽西瓜的小腹吧。

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引用 @谜禽霧鳥 发表的
当年瓜帅也有过不握手,输得惨,就别强求了。

……求实锤?我知道瓜确实有一次友谊赛对手踢的非常粗野结果瓜没握手,赛后他的说法是没看见。但你这个说法有点瓜输到不握手的意思吧?
顺便个人有点好奇如此迅速点亮你的都是什么人。
……求实锤...
有失风度,但可以理解……
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