ON： 富勒姆 0-3 曼联
[–]【富勒姆】vearz 707 points 16 hours ago
Can't imagine PSG are happy that Man Utd got the weekend off.
[–]【维拉】Wunsen 390 points 16 hours ago
PSG usually have every weekend off
[–]BRAD-is-RAD 107 points 15 hours ago
Idk mate farmers work their tits off
[–]【曼联】RedditThisBiatch 444 points 16 hours ago*
Pogba and Martial will get most of the praise today, as they should, but Herrera absolutely BOSSED that Midfield, what a Workhorse.
[–]【曼联】StringTailor 116 points 16 hours ago
I wanted him to rest for PSG tbh
[–]DontJealousMe 171 points 16 hours ago
It’s a shame Alexis missed that 1v1 even thou he created the chance himself. Should have put it in, gained some confidence.
[–]【哈德斯菲尔德】OfficialGloryHunter 557 points 16 hours ago
United have incredible away supoort, they never shut up.
[–]Gorey420 353 points 16 hours ago
You have to have a season ticket for 4 years to apply for away tickets so it's mainly the die hard fans going to the away games
[–]【曼联】envague 299 points 16 hours ago
That game was so satisfying it almost made me forget about Smalling's hair.
[–]【曼联】deservedlyundeserved 184 points 16 hours ago
Smalling? You mean homegrown Van Djik?
[–]NoodleKidz 381 points 16 hours ago
Jose: It would be a miracle to get this side to top 4
Ole: Hold my beer
[–]【曼联】RedditThisBiatch 192 points 16 hours ago
TOP 4 FOR A DAY!!!!!!
[–]【Manchester United】Turaisk 274 points 16 hours ago
Only a day though, because there's no way Chelsea lose to *checks fixtures* Man City
ON： 曼城 6-0 切尔西
[–]3359N 2609 points 8 hours ago
Sarri is going to set up exactly the same way with basically the same 11 in the cup final isn't he?
[–]pm_me_dirty_planes 1430 points 8 hours ago
It's just dumb enough to work. Pep will never expect him to come out and try the same thing.
[–]【切尔西】Darth-Sand 291 points 8 hours ago
Nah he’ll swap Pedro for Willian and we’ll get battered again
[–]【巴萨】LosTerminators 3135 points 8 hours ago
Don't worry Chelsea, it's better to lose 6-0 one time than to lose 1-0 six times
[–]【切尔西】Djent_Reznor1 1694 points 8 hours ago
If you think about it, by American football rules, we only lost by one touchdown.
[–]【曼城】SnapSnapWoohoo 654 points 8 hours ago
With a missed extra point
[–]【切尔西】Djent_Reznor1 816 points 8 hours ago
In this deluded fantasy of mine, I like to think that we blocked it.
[–]【爱尔兰】ModricTHFC 894 points 8 hours ago
Chelsea were saving themselves for their big European game on Thursday
[–]IAMJesusAMAA 500 points 8 hours ago
Nice Kebabs over there in Malmo, I'm sure Higuain will have a great time.
[–]Izokvanta 1896 points 8 hours ago
Sarri going straight to locker room without shaking hands
[–]【曼联】fungusnotamongus 1048 points 8 hours ago
Pep was clearly annoyed but thankfully Zola was around to shake hands
[–]HowBen 673 points 8 hours ago
Yeah in the angle they just showed Zola looked pretty apologetic, and Pep smiled it off I think
[–]【曼联】fungusnotamongus 749 points 8 hours ago
Yeah I'm sure Pep gets it, it wasn't about him or City. Sarri just got pumped in the most embarrassing fashion and is probably itching to have a fucking go at his players.
[–]【切尔西】db0255 704 points 8 hours ago
Have a go at a pack of Marlboros.*
[–]JawshR 2270 points 8 hours ago
[–]Wookie301 907 points 8 hours ago
[–]GlumElderberry 883 points 8 hours ago
[–]【切尔西】Dridier_Dogba 3752 points 8 hours ago
Our last 4 games: win 3-0, lose 4-0, win 5-0, lose 6-0... I guess were beating Malmo 7-0 on Thursday
[–]【巴萨】LosTerminators 3321 points 8 hours ago
and lose 8-0 against United in the cup next week
[–]【切尔西】Dridier_Dogba 2974 points 8 hours ago
Then we beat Malmo 9-0, then City thrashes us 10-0 in the League Cup Final. This is very possible
[–]【曼城】*河蟹*10506 1023 points 8 hours ago
[–]【切尔西】jMS_44 445 points 8 hours ago
Then we beat Spurs 11-0
[–]JustAGuyTrying2Win 171 points 8 hours ago
Resets when double digits are reached
[–]【曼联】DarkSofter 3913 points 8 hours ago
Gotta be honest im really disappointed it ended only 6-0 considering it was 4-0 at the 25th minute.
[–]3359N 1434 points 13 hours ago
City didn't even get twice the goals Bournemouth got, absolutely pathetic
[–]【曼联】mayjaz43 743 points 13 hours ago
BALD FRAUD EXPOSED
[–]_cumblast_ 649 points 13 hours ago
I swear it almost always happens. It's like the 4 goal mark is where every team starts saying yeah alright let's go easy on them
[–]FerdiadTheRabbit 560 points 13 hours ago*
Players and manager don't want someone to get injured by playing high intensity when there's no need
[–]【多特蒙德】LordVelaryon 289 points 13 hours ago
or in some places, just want to get out of the stadium alive.
[–]【巴萨】usamafaisal98 340 points 13 hours ago
Germany 7-1 was 5-0 in the first half, too
[–]aakashagarwal 325 points 13 hours ago
Actually, 5 up within the first 30 IIRC.
[–]ItIsNotAdamCopeland 239 points 13 hours ago
Four goals in six minutes. Still doesn't seem real.
[–]AndroidIsLife 1166 points 13 hours ago
Chelsea got destroyed so badly that Arsenal moved up from 6th to 5th lmao.
[–]【阿森纳】CaptainCortez 545 points 12 hours ago
People were joking on r/Gunners that Chelsea needed to lose by 6 for us to go into 5th place, and here they’ve gone and done it. Same thing happened like 10 days ago when they lost to Bournemouth 4-0 and we went 4th on goal difference. Bizarre.
[–]【热刺】obvious_bot 2523 points 13 hours ago
thats at least 3 top quality managers that the players have completely given up on. there's clearly way bigger problems at chelsea than just the manager
[–]【阿森纳】_deep_blue_ 1229 points 13 hours ago
Chelsea are so fucking weird. They've this soft underbelly and don't seem like they're up for it half the time, but they still win things regularly.
[–]【曼联】hennny 542 points 13 hours ago
They need a complete fucking nutcase like Roy Keane as their next manager to just physically assault anyone with a differing opinion.
[–]【切尔西】Darkbyte 1105 points 13 hours ago
Let this be a lesson that NOBODY beats Chelsea 7-0
[–]【曼联】jasonholic95 570 points 13 hours ago
This has got to be the first time I've ever seen Chelsea get thrashed by 5 goals or more. In fact, prior to that Bournemouth game, I can't remember Chelsea ever losing by 4 goals or more. Arsenal had that 6-0 during Wenger's 1000th game amongst other thrashings, we had that 6-1, Liverpool had that 6-1 vs Stoke and City had that 8-1 vs Boro.
[–]headkick93 403 points 13 hours ago
I'm slightly surprised you went with the 6 0 for Arsenal instead of the 8 2, considering your flair
[–]【切尔西】villainue 208 points 14 hours ago
Call me maybe.
[–]【切尔西】EmperorTMing 300 points 14 hours ago
And people criticised Conte for how he set up in the 1-0 defeat last season. He was fully aware of the gap in quality.
[–]【曼联】Meeks18 116 points 13 hours ago
I remember Neville giving him so much shit for that, Conte knew what was up.
[–]【切尔西】raymondliang 1125 points 14 hours ago
Needed a smoke asap
[–]Raminios 352 points 10 hours ago
Not uncommon for someone enjoy a cigarette after they've been fucked.
[–]【桑德兰】FallFromEden 20 points 8 hours ago
[–]ColombiaNaziWeedPope 1213 points 14 hours ago
This is why Mourinho used to go in for the handshake before the final whistle.
[–]【阿森纳】SlightlyHigh_ 1255 points 14 hours ago
Pep honestly looked hurt by that.
[–]【希洪竞技】kokin33 971 points 14 hours ago
he has had only good words for Sarri in the past, he seems legit disappointed
[–]llodoroo 384 points 14 hours ago
Guardiola and Sarri are meant to be friends as well
[–]【曼联】ThisAfricanboy 117 points 12 hours ago
Sarri B before the game spoke about having wine with Pep
[–]【阿森纳】jarde 247 points 11 hours ago
Everyone has a plan until they get 6-0 in the face
[–]【曼联】ambo_zaki 1234 points 14 hours ago
Zola being the consummate professional there. Not a good look for Sarri though.
[–]【利物浦】Adrian5156 705 points 14 hours ago
Zola must be one the very few players in history who nobody, regardless of fanbase, can hate. Lovely guy.
[–]DuanneOlivier 129 points 14 hours ago
Ridiculous player back in the day
[–]【利物浦】Adrian5156 193 points 14 hours ago
That was a golden decade of Italian number 10s - Baggio, Zola, Mancini, Di Canio, Totti, Del Piero
[–]【伯恩茅斯】MindingmyownMedals 379 points 14 hours ago
I think he was just shell shocked and lost his bearings for a minute, he doesn't come across as the kind of guy that would be impolite in this kind of way.
[–]【曼联】reddick1666 204 points 14 hours ago
Looks like he was just avoiding the cameras,and wanted to get out of there asap but who knows,losing 6-0 can do that to you.