鲨雕指数：满天星 秀尼🐴呢

我估计等这天聊完我黑魂3都通关了<img src="https://i5.hoopchina.com.cn/hupuapp/bbs/260322142876935/thread_260322142876935_20190325105546_s_45113_w_662_h_489_21599.jpg" data-w="662" data-h="489"/>

话说这个梗后面不是还有作弊然后说你的马死了。。。。总之是沙雕指数很高的玩笑。

哈哈哈 说实在的，有这样一个女朋友，我觉得真心很欢乐 我都看完了<div> </div><div>------</div><div>感谢楼主和楼主女票，短短一个回复，竟然颇受认同。说明点亮我的列位也都是心有阳光向往美好生活的有志之士。</div><div>另外我真的不是楼主大号，我级都那么高了，要也是楼主是我小号。</div>

<img src="https://i3.hoopchina.com.cn/hupuapp/bbs/487/19850508425487/thread_19850508425487_20190325110336_s_31369_w_402_h_256_71340.png" data-w="402" data-h="256"/>你秀尼玛呢

嘻嘻，我在秀我的1号🐴呢

是的是的，你女朋友也这样吗

<img src="https://i1.hoopchina.com.cn/hupuapp/bbs/620/61871148784620/thread_61871148784620_20190325114608_s_133916_w_640_h_4062_89652.jpg" data-w="640" data-h="4062"/>？

怎么这么沙雕神特么你🐴死了哈哈哈哈哈哈哈

这是楼主编的，楼主是个光棍。

<img src="https://i5.hoopchina.com.cn/hupuapp/bbs/645/35572702707645/thread_35572702707645_20190325114950_s_8823_w_246_h_265_95229.jpg" data-w="246" data-h="265"/>？？？

<img src="https://i3.hoopchina.com.cn/hupuapp/bbs/109/30514801738109/thread_30514801738109_20190325120553_s_86824_w_720_h_2686_62142.jpg" data-w="720" data-h="2686"/>这样的呢

<img src="https://i2.hoopchina.com.cn/hupuapp/bbs/933/250761051000933/thread_250761051000933_20190325114726_s_2209445_w_1080_h_15743_176.png" data-w="1080" data-h="15743"/>我女朋友也玩了。。。应该是微博看的

妈的，我看枯了，我要是给女朋友发这个我女朋友绝对回我.......你是傻屌吧

看的出来楼主很幸福，很甜的一对，祝福你们

你是不是上面憋那么多就等着发最后一句哈哈哈哈哈哈哈

有这样的女朋友太有意思了，恭喜楼主

你这沙雕指数满宇宙⭐啊，笑死我了，哈哈哈哈

你马死了。。。。。哈哈哈哈哈哈哈

好啦，现在是我们的女朋友啦～

<img src="https://i10.hoopchina.com.cn/hupuapp/bbs/286/20907665061286/thread_20907665061286_20190325121856_s_624030_w_1080_h_5769_9053.jpg" data-w="1080" data-h="5769"/>借楼

有时候真的很羡慕有两个手机两个微信的人

感觉铺垫了这么久就只想说你马死了这四个字。

唉 太真实了<img src="https://i2.hoopchina.com.cn/hupuapp/bbs/174838435476652/thread_174838435476652_20190325135703_s_101347_w_750_h_1334_56901.jpg" data-w="750" data-h="1334"/>

看到老哥你这句买的不是教训，是裁判的一个吻，🍋了，活该你有女朋友

我也觉得，肯定是在微博偷的图。。

三号饲养员看起来似乎同时还在养别的马，这边建议亲去照顾一下一号二号饲养员呢

层主后来每次想起这次微信聊天，都激动地拍打轮椅

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我和女友聊天记录，大家看看沙雕指数几颗星？？？

我和女友聊天，沙雕指数几颗星？

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大家都遇到过哪些沙雕情侣行为？

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