讨厌讨厌不吃炒面吃了炒面不拉大便

是一些俗语吧，记得以前小时候大院里哥哥姐姐有次拿着本歇后语在那“对骂”😂😂😂

其实一般 讲段子 我爱我家是真的厉害，人均王者段位 编辑部主任故事 东宝葛琳的互相调侃才是经典

百货大楼 有风扇，一吹吹到火车站

我这几天复习我爱我家了，梁左就是这相声的，里面好多段子其实单独拿出来就是相声，有对口的，有三翻四抖的

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