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[美国鸡友之声]我们做到了！当你和路人一起吃鸡的时候。。。
W-we did it...
我们做到了。。。
[-] Electr0Jesus64 points 26 days ago
My boys and I had a three man squad one time with one random. The random shot me at some point and though I think it was an accident it was a huge chunk of health, so I spent the rest of the game taking long range pistol shots at him between fights.
This is the only game we had ever won with the whole squad intact.
我和我的好基友一共三个人，有一次匹配了个路人。那个路人有时候会打我两枪。虽然我觉得是走火，但我确实掉了好多血。所以我就在这局游戏剩下的时间里面，趁着打架的时候，用手枪在远距离打他。
这是我玩这么久唯一的一次满编吃鸡。
[-] BryanEW710 1 point 25 days ago
See? That kind of sad realization is had when you delete the game, lol
看到没？当你删游戏的时候，你就会有这种伤心的觉悟了。xswl
[-] ChristianLW3 13 points 26 days ago
After playing with a boy in my squad twice, never doing that again. Shame that Brats are starting to play this game
当我和一个小男孩儿玩了两次之后，我绝对不会再和他玩了。我感觉很耻辱小孩子都开始玩这款游戏了。
[-] NotQuiteGoodEnougher 21 points 26 days ago
Most likely they won't stick around too long. The nice thing with PUBG is that it can take time, and large amounts of it w/little action. Most kids want non-stop action, and slow time = not fun game time.
I however, enjoy the strategy aspect and trying to figure out the best place to set up ambushes and outsmart the enemy.
Kids however, are much better on the reflex side of the action though!
大概率上他们不会玩太久。绝地求生有一个好处就是要花很多时间，而且还有很多小操作。大多数小孩子喜欢不间断的操作。他们觉得慢节奏=无聊没意思。
但其实我比较喜欢策略运营，找到最佳的点位来打靶卡人。
但有一说一，小孩子的反应力确实很好！
[-] puckbeaverton 6 points 26 days ago
My 6 year old is shockingly proficient. She even gets kills and shit. It's crazy. I don't let her chat though.
我认识一个六岁小孩子贼厉害。她还能有击杀。太顶了。但我不让她开语音。
[-] Blood_ForTheBloodGod 3 points 26 days ago
Kids’ll surprise you fella
小孩子会给你一些意料之外的惊喜哦，兄弟~
[-] puckbeaverton 2 points 25 days ago
She's surpassed me in minecraft. That game has changed so much. She's building shit I don't even understand with blocks I've never seen.
她已经在其他游戏里面惊艳到我了。那个游戏变了挺多的。她能造一些我都看不懂也从未见过的的东西。
[-] KillirVS 9 points 26 days ago
Never before has a post touched me at such a deep level. Apes together strong is my new fuck it lets do Pochinki
从未有过如此深刻的帖子触动到我。“团结起来我们将会更强”。这句话会让我在P城愈战愈勇。
[-] notyourmemematerial 2 points 25 days ago
dude thanks for triggering this long lost memory : those who say that pochinki is their homeland , does that mean they are pochinks ?
老铁，谢谢你让我想起了那段快遗忘了的记忆：那些说P城是我家的人，是不是意味着他们就是P城人呢？
[-] notyourmemematerial 2 points 25 days ago
fellow pochink here ?
兄弟们，这有P城人吗？
[-] Iveskii 2 points 26 days ago
My friend was over at my house and I made her some ramen that she found really spicy even though i only put in like 1/4 of the flavor packet and she wanted to play pubg while eating so I put us and a third friend on a team... we were supposed be a 3 man squad but I forgot to turn off auto matching so this 8 year old boy we were matched with heard my friend screaming about weeb noodles and cow juice (milk and ramen) while I was yelling to not spit out anything on the floor......... the child was a sweetheart though so that’s all good. After I got a headshot kill he started following me around and asking me questions. Too bad his mom came and he got in trouble and disconnected
Somehow this dysfunctional team of two screaming people, one clueless child, and my poor other friend won like 3 matches XD
我朋友来我家玩。我下面给她吃。我就放了1/4的调料包，她都觉得太辣了。然后他想边吃鸡边吃面。然后就是我们俩外加我叫了一个朋友。本来应该是个三人小队，但我忘记关自动匹配了。之后，一个八岁的小孩子匹到了我们。就听到我朋友被辣拉面和牛奶辣哭了都，我还在旁边喊她不让她吐到地板上。。。那个小朋友特别暖。但在我被爆头之后，他开始跟着我问我各种各样的问题。但最后有点可惜，他妈妈进来了他叫走了。他就断开连接了。
总而言之，这个由两个只会大喊大叫的人组成的不太正经的队伍，一个是那个笨小孩，一个是我可怜的朋友，我们竟然吃了三把鸡，呵呵。
[-] RoyGM7 3 points 26 days ago
Im sorry, but Milk with noodles?
打扰一下，但吃面的时候喝牛奶？
[-] Iveskii 1 point 25 days ago
Lol she wanted milk because the noodles were too spicy
笑死我了。她只是因为面条太辣了所以想喝牛奶。
[-] achoowin 1 point 26 days ago
God I want throat punch those little brats. That ear piercing screech is enough to ruin my match sometimes.
我的老天爷啊！我只想修理一下这些小屁孩。有的时候那些刺耳叫声让我玩不了游戏了。
[-] AKCA_Boss 1 point 26 days ago
This meme so underated
这个梗被低估了啊。
[-] IamSugataDas 1 point 25 days ago
this is true , lol i won back 2 back 2 matches
有一说一，确实。我已经这样子吃两次鸡了xswl。
（未经允许禁止转载）
译者：Cap丷Knight
我们做到了。。。
My boys and I had a three man squad one time with one random. The random shot me at some point and though I think it was an accident it was a huge chunk of health, so I spent the rest of the game taking long range pistol shots at him between fights.
This is the only game we had ever won with the whole squad intact.
我和我的好基友一共三个人，有一次匹配了个路人。那个路人有时候会打我两枪。虽然我觉得是走火，但我确实掉了好多血。所以我就在这局游戏剩下的时间里面，趁着打架的时候，用手枪在远距离打他。
这是我玩这么久唯一的一次满编吃鸡。
[-] BryanEW710 1 point 25 days ago
See? That kind of sad realization is had when you delete the game, lol
看到没？当你删游戏的时候，你就会有这种伤心的觉悟了。xswl
[-] ChristianLW3 13 points 26 days ago
After playing with a boy in my squad twice, never doing that again. Shame that Brats are starting to play this game
当我和一个小男孩儿玩了两次之后，我绝对不会再和他玩了。我感觉很耻辱小孩子都开始玩这款游戏了。
[-] NotQuiteGoodEnougher 21 points 26 days ago
Most likely they won't stick around too long. The nice thing with PUBG is that it can take time, and large amounts of it w/little action. Most kids want non-stop action, and slow time = not fun game time.
I however, enjoy the strategy aspect and trying to figure out the best place to set up ambushes and outsmart the enemy.
Kids however, are much better on the reflex side of the action though!
大概率上他们不会玩太久。绝地求生有一个好处就是要花很多时间，而且还有很多小操作。大多数小孩子喜欢不间断的操作。他们觉得慢节奏=无聊没意思。
但其实我比较喜欢策略运营，找到最佳的点位来打靶卡人。
但有一说一，小孩子的反应力确实很好！
[-] puckbeaverton 6 points 26 days ago
My 6 year old is shockingly proficient. She even gets kills and shit. It's crazy. I don't let her chat though.
我认识一个六岁小孩子贼厉害。她还能有击杀。太顶了。但我不让她开语音。
[-] Blood_ForTheBloodGod 3 points 26 days ago
Kids’ll surprise you fella
小孩子会给你一些意料之外的惊喜哦，兄弟~
[-] puckbeaverton 2 points 25 days ago
She's surpassed me in minecraft. That game has changed so much. She's building shit I don't even understand with blocks I've never seen.
她已经在其他游戏里面惊艳到我了。那个游戏变了挺多的。她能造一些我都看不懂也从未见过的的东西。
[-] KillirVS 9 points 26 days ago
Never before has a post touched me at such a deep level. Apes together strong is my new fuck it lets do Pochinki
从未有过如此深刻的帖子触动到我。“团结起来我们将会更强”。这句话会让我在P城愈战愈勇。
[-] notyourmemematerial 2 points 25 days ago
dude thanks for triggering this long lost memory : those who say that pochinki is their homeland , does that mean they are pochinks ?
老铁，谢谢你让我想起了那段快遗忘了的记忆：那些说P城是我家的人，是不是意味着他们就是P城人呢？
[-] notyourmemematerial 2 points 25 days ago
fellow pochink here ?
兄弟们，这有P城人吗？
[-] Iveskii 2 points 26 days ago
My friend was over at my house and I made her some ramen that she found really spicy even though i only put in like 1/4 of the flavor packet and she wanted to play pubg while eating so I put us and a third friend on a team... we were supposed be a 3 man squad but I forgot to turn off auto matching so this 8 year old boy we were matched with heard my friend screaming about weeb noodles and cow juice (milk and ramen) while I was yelling to not spit out anything on the floor......... the child was a sweetheart though so that’s all good. After I got a headshot kill he started following me around and asking me questions. Too bad his mom came and he got in trouble and disconnected
Somehow this dysfunctional team of two screaming people, one clueless child, and my poor other friend won like 3 matches XD
我朋友来我家玩。我下面给她吃。我就放了1/4的调料包，她都觉得太辣了。然后他想边吃鸡边吃面。然后就是我们俩外加我叫了一个朋友。本来应该是个三人小队，但我忘记关自动匹配了。之后，一个八岁的小孩子匹到了我们。就听到我朋友被辣拉面和牛奶辣哭了都，我还在旁边喊她不让她吐到地板上。。。那个小朋友特别暖。但在我被爆头之后，他开始跟着我问我各种各样的问题。但最后有点可惜，他妈妈进来了他叫走了。他就断开连接了。
总而言之，这个由两个只会大喊大叫的人组成的不太正经的队伍，一个是那个笨小孩，一个是我可怜的朋友，我们竟然吃了三把鸡，呵呵。
[-] RoyGM7 3 points 26 days ago
Im sorry, but Milk with noodles?
打扰一下，但吃面的时候喝牛奶？
[-] Iveskii 1 point 25 days ago
Lol she wanted milk because the noodles were too spicy
笑死我了。她只是因为面条太辣了所以想喝牛奶。
[-] achoowin 1 point 26 days ago
God I want throat punch those little brats. That ear piercing screech is enough to ruin my match sometimes.
我的老天爷啊！我只想修理一下这些小屁孩。有的时候那些刺耳叫声让我玩不了游戏了。
[-] AKCA_Boss 1 point 26 days ago
This meme so underated
这个梗被低估了啊。
[-] IamSugataDas 1 point 25 days ago
this is true , lol i won back 2 back 2 matches
有一说一，确实。我已经这样子吃两次鸡了xswl。
（未经允许禁止转载）
译者：Cap丷Knight
来源：Reddit
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