[英超传声筒]MD25:鸟的睫毛,弯的嘴角,无预警地对我笑

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ON:利物浦4-0南安普顿                                                                               


[–]_cumblast_ 1090 points 19 hours ago 
Salah has quietly cut the gap to 4 goals for the Golden Boot. He's doing it again.
萨拉赫悄悄咪咪就爬到离射手榜第一只差4球的位置了。故技重施呀他。

[–]【贝尔格莱德红星】hivaidsislethal 488 points 19 hours ago 
3 isn't it?
不是只差3球了吗?

[–]【利物浦】TheHadMatter15 426 points 19 hours ago 
yeah 14 to Vardy's 17
对,萨拉赫14球,瓦尔迪17球

[–]Fyresthrowaway 124 points 19 hours ago 
Should be but for some reason one of his goals isn't counted by google. Really don't know which
本来是这样,但不知为啥谷歌说他的进球数有一个不算。但我不知道具体是哪一个球。

[–]【利物浦】TheConundrum98 72 points 17 hours ago 
the official Premier League site does, that's what matters
英超官网算进去了就行。

[–]【利物浦】lodermoder 58 points 16 hours ago 
Google is terrible for football. Their form guide is backwards ffs
谷歌在足球方面就是渣。它们的战绩表都他么是反着来的。

[–]【贝尔格莱德游击】daniloelnino 348 points 14 hours ago 
Yup, Liverpool's form is W-W-W-W-W but Google has it backwards with W-W-W-W-W for some reason.
是呀,利物浦战绩是胜-胜-胜-胜-胜,谷歌上面非要反过来写成胜-胜-胜-胜-胜

[–]【利物浦】dave1992 371 points 19 hours ago 
Alisson also “started slowly” on his chase towards golden glove, and now looks to win it.
阿利松在金手套争夺方面也是拉着手刹起步,现在离得奖也不远了。

[–]YerDaSellsAvon0141 152 points 19 hours ago* 
Been a bit inconsistent this season where the times he’s been great it’s the best he’s ever looked but there’s been times where can’t complete a 5 yard pass
这个赛季萨拉赫有点不太稳定,有时候他表现很好,看上去像是他的最佳状态,有时候又连5码的球都传不好。

[–]aughox 83 points 19 hours ago 
3 season wonder!
最多火3年!



[–]【伯明翰】Gazumper_ 1584 points 19 hours ago 
Football is a simple game, 22 men kick a ball around and in the end, Liverpool win
足球是一项简单的运动,22个人追着球跑,最后利物浦获胜

[–]DerSchlangeman 496 points 19 hours ago 
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预言帖的沙发是我的了

[–]gantek 126 points 19 hours ago 
Shane Long kicks a few players teeth in as well.
在利物浦获胜的同时,肖恩-朗也会踹掉一些球员的牙齿。



[–]【南安普顿】meteoritee 603 points 19 hours ago 
I expected nothing from this match but I'm still disapointed.
We looked great in the first half. Holding the league leaders to a goaless draw at half time was an unreal feat. We lost it in the second half.
I think to lose 4-0 is an insult to our overall performance in this match.
对这场球我其实也没报什么希望,不过到头来我还是很失望。
上半场我们看上去踢得很棒。以半场白卷把联赛领头羊拖入中场休息,这表现简直是逆天了。结果下半场我们就泄了。
就全场表现而言,我们被灌个4-0实在是一种侮辱。

[–]【利物浦】lordarc 275 points 19 hours ago 
That's true, felt like you were throwing men forward like crazy at 2-0 and the balls in by Bertrand and Redmond were awful.
你说的没错,老乡们在2球落后时大举压上,但伯特兰和雷蒙德的处理球太糟了。

[–]【南安普顿】GordonRamsayGhost 135 points 19 hours ago 
That’s what Ralph does. Unfortunately eventhough we use all attacking patterns, Liverpool manage to clear it all. That’s what make you guys so great. Congrats on the league.
哈森许特尔的风格就这样。不幸的是,尽管我们已经把十八般兵器都使了出来,利物浦还是能够一一化解。这就是为什么你军如此伟大。利物浦是冠军。

[–]gork496 106 points 18 hours ago 
Whilst I appreciate this sentiment, I have learned to never unclench.
虽然我很感激你的吉言,但我已经学会了永远不能松懈。

[–]Triforcesarecool 123 points 19 hours ago 
Henderson Salah and firmino went insane in that second half
亨德森、萨拉赫和菲尔米诺在下半场简直不是人啊

[–]【利物浦】WillDaThrilll13 34 points 19 hours ago 
The 2 halves were like entirely separate games, maybe an insult to your overall performance but you were so wide open at the back after 2-0 we had the chances to get 6 or 7
两个半场像是两场完全独立的比赛,以全场表现来说,这结果确实是一种对你们的侮辱,但你们在2-0之后防线大开,我们差点能打进6到7个球。

[–]【利物浦】ihaverocketlegs 66 points 19 hours ago 
Your first half was fantastic, we weren’t prepared for your pressing. Seemed like you were tired out a little in the second half. Definitely a scoreline that doesn’t tell the whole story of the game.
你们踢出了梦幻般的上半场,面对你们的高压我们准备不足。到了下半场你们好像有点体力不支。这是一场典型的比分无法反映全过程的比赛。



[–]【利物浦】alexm42 605 points 19 hours ago 
I need to hear Klopp's halftime speech
我倒要听听克洛普在中场是怎么训话的

[–]flairssz456 633 points 19 hours ago 
“Play fucking football”
“你们给老子好好踢球啊”

[–]nas_lost 169 points 19 hours ago 
Get me that "Boom"
给我“燥起来”啊!

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[–]【利物浦】aughox 54 points 19 hours ago 
It’s February!
已经二月啦!

[–]J【利物浦】Steigs 86 points 19 hours ago 
“It’s February too late for this”
“这都二月份了,想掉链子的话太晚了”
(译注:以上皆为网友模仿克洛普2017年被麦克风捕捉到的斥责球员语录)

[–]【利物浦】KSF_WHSPhysics 214 points 19 hours ago 
“Remeber the bobby firmino song? Just do that”
“记得博比-菲尔米诺之歌吗?就按歌词那样踢吧”
(译注:利物浦球迷为菲尔米诺创作的助威歌,歌词中有一句“把球给菲尔米诺然后他会破门得分”)

[–]best36 132 points 19 hours ago 
give the ball to Bobby and he will score.. unless it's at Anfield then he will assist
把球给菲尔米诺,然后他就会……除非是在安菲尔德比赛,那么他会奉上助攻



[–]【利物浦】Tsubasa_sama 805 points 19 hours ago 
Liverpool have more wins this season than Leicester managed when they won the league. There are still 13 games remaining this season.
利物浦本赛季的赢球场次已经超过莱斯特城奇迹那年赢下的总场次了。然而后面还剩13场球呢。

[–]【切尔西】VTCHannibal 218 points 19 hours ago 
I like how, Sheffield United keeps popping into 5th
等另一个奇迹的话,你看谢菲联这都追进前五了

[–]【利物浦】FireZeLazer 634 points 19 hours ago 
Liverpool have more wins this season than United in the treble winning season
利物浦本赛季的赢球场次已超过曼联三冠王赛季的赢球总场次。

[–]【利物浦】killjoy_enigma 244 points 18 hours ago 
hmmm yes baby keep going im almost there
呃嗯嗯,对宝贝,不要停,我快那啥了

[–]【利物浦】Alphabunsquad 180 points 18 hours ago 
Liverpool have only two wins fewer than Arsenal in their 90-point invincible season
利物浦离阿森纳积90分收官的不败赛季战绩只差两个胜场了。

[–]Dorangos 119 points 18 hours ago 
Liverpool have more points than Everton have ever had in the PL.
It's February 1st.
利物浦目前的积分是埃弗顿从未在英超拿到过的。
这才2月1号。



[–]【阿森纳】generic_panda 546 points 19 hours ago 
Absolutely incredible team. Jealous of all the liverpool supporters who get to ride this happy train
你军绝对是一支不可思议的球队。真是嫉妒乘上这列欢乐火车的利物浦球迷啊。

[–]【利物浦】up_the_dubs 427 points 19 hours ago 
It's been delayed for a long time due to leaves on the tracks...
本次列车因为脱轨而晚点太久了……

[–]【利物浦】DaEvil1 255 points 18 hours ago 
Not to mention shudders beach balls on the tracks...
更别说(颤抖着)铁轨上突然冒出来的沙滩球了……
(译注:2009-2010赛季,桑德兰主场1-0击败利物浦,主队球员达伦-本特射门时,足球击中利物浦球迷扔进场内的红色气球产生折射,时任利物浦门将雷纳猝不及防无奈失球)

[–]【利物浦】CharcotsThirdTriad 78 points 19 hours ago 
After the horror show of Hicks and Gillette, it feels amazing!
经历了希克斯与吉列(利物浦前任老板)的恐怖秀,现在的我真是如沐春风



[–]【伯恩利】reece0n 627 points 19 hours ago 
For a while I thought it'd be weird for Henderson to be the man to captain Liverpool to their first PL win (especially after the Gerrard years).
But 2019/20 Henderson would be more than worthy to be a PL winning captain, he's such a good midfielder and has proven a lot of doubters wrong.
Feel sorry for Southampton, one of the best away performances at Anfield this year and they still lose 4-0.
有一阵,我觉得要是亨德森作为队长率领利物浦举起队史第一座英超冠军奖杯的话会很奇怪(尤其是在后杰拉德时代)。
但2019/20赛季的亨德森,作为英超冠军队长简直不能再称职了,他是一名如此优秀的中场球员,同时也狠狠地打了那些怀疑者的脸。
为南安普顿感到惋惜,这是今年客队在安菲尔德的最佳表现之一,然而他们还是4-0落败。

[–]【利物浦】mrkingkoala 200 points 17 hours ago 
There was probably a fair bit of pressure on Hendo. Gerrard sadly never had the luxury of playing in a team like this. Gerrard was the main man and carried Liverpool at times through fucking impossible games or pulled a screamer out of nowhere, the West Ham and Olympiacos goals. Plus that famous header vs Milan ;)
When you are stepping up as a different sort of player that pressure must be immense. Hendo has all the passion and drive needed but he's not got the same right peg as stevie. So trying to emulate that would be impossible.
I feel that he's perfectly suited to playing in Klopp's system. In addition to him really improving. His leadership has only got better and better and is always fighting to win and pushing. We could win all 38 games a season and Hendo would find ways he would want to improve im sure. So as he's got better and shown he can lead the team he works so well in the System.
When he's covering he doesn't rely on pace, he just uses his footballing IQ and a lot of the time will just be there to pick off a pass.
I had been a critic in his earlier days, but through his own hard work and desire he's proved hes the man for the Job. Should be England captain imo. Kane is good but hes not a leader like hendo.
He's never gonna dribble past 5 people, or hit bangers every game, but he's gonna work 100% retain possesion, assist, score sometimes, move the ball around. Basically do everything a midfielder is required to do, to a high level while leading like a boss.
亨队肩上的压力可是相当大的。很遗憾,杰拉德没能有幸在这样的一支球队里踢球。杰拉德作为领袖,带领我军经历了许多难以置信的比赛,时不时就会轰进一脚世界波,比如他对西汉姆联和奥林匹亚科斯的进球。还有对阵米兰时那记著名的头球。
当你作为一名不同类型的球员来接过他的衣钵,压力可想而知。亨德森拥有一名队长所需的全部激情和动力,然而他不是杰拉德那样的定海神针。所以,试图模仿前任队长是不可能的。
我觉得他非常适合在克洛普的体系里踢球,更别说他还真的有所进步。他的领导能力越来越强,并且一直致力于争取胜利和施压。哪怕我们一个赛季可以拿下所有38场胜利,我肯定亨德森也会想尽办法更上一层楼。因此,随着他的自身能力以及对球队的领导能力的不断提升,他在当前体系中也更加如鱼得水。
当他补位时,他并不依赖速度,而是运用他的球商,很多时候他只是在正确位置做出合理传球。
在他的生涯早期,我可没少黑他,但是通过他的努力和追求,他已经证明了自己是最适合这份担当的人。依我之见,他应该戴上英格兰队队长袖标。凯恩是不错,但他不是亨队那样的领导者。
他永远不会带球连过五人,也不会场场打入华丽进球,但是他总会100%投入去保持控球、助攻、偶尔得分、倒脚分球。基本上做着一名中场需要做到的所有事情,像一位王者一般把率领球队的工作提高到一个新的境界。



[–]shlam16 473 points 19 hours ago 
After today Liverpool are 53 matches unbeaten at Anfield.
I know this is stupidly far in the future, but if they keep it going then they'll look to pass Chelsea's 86 in Jan 2022.
本场过后,利物浦已经在安菲尔德53场不败了。
我知道日子还长,但要是他们继续这么保持下去,他们将在2022年1月时打破切尔西保持的86场主场不败纪录。

[–]【利物浦】artie_fresh 674 points 19 hours ago 
That Chelsea record is absurd.
切尔西的纪录简直不是人干的事。

[–]Adrian5156 552 points 19 hours ago 
Still got nothing on Mourinho never losing a home league game for nine years over his career from 2002 to 2011
但还是比不过穆里尼奥2002至2011年这9年时间内主场联赛不败的个人纪录。

[–]【利物浦】Jartipper 124 points 19 hours ago 
Salah now has 31 wins in a row in the league. That is a stat that will never ever be beaten imo
萨拉赫个人已取得31场联赛连胜。这个数据我觉得后无来者了。

[–]【利物浦】willis1988 124 points 18 hours ago 
I mean he could have 32 next week...
谁说的,下一轮他不就32连胜了么…



[–]【阿森纳】therocketandstones 425 points 19 hours ago 
Anyone else remember when Liverpool were gonna be shit this season cos they didn't make any signings in the summer?
还记得之前有人说的吗,利物浦夏窗一个人都没买,所以这个赛季他们要完犊子了?

[–]【利物浦】Thorson1987 300 points 18 hours ago 
And VAR was going to fuck us over.
还有呢,VAR会把我们按着摩擦。

[–]Nimjaiv 158 points 18 hours ago 
And we were "just lucky" to win so many games last season.
而且我们上赛季赢下那么多球“纯靠运气”。

[–]【利物浦】Emazing 48 points 18 hours ago 
LiVARpool! LiVARpool!
利助浦!利助浦!



ON:曼联0-0狼队                                                                                         


[–]【波尔图】hallzm 962 points 1 day ago 
Bruno Fernandes went from Sporting de Portugal to Sporting of England.
布鲁诺-费尔南德斯从葡萄牙体育转会去了英格兰体育。

[–]【葡萄牙体育】KneeDeepInTheDead 502 points 1 day ago 
i think he had more shots on goal than the rest of United combined. Classic
我觉得他比曼联其他球员加起来的射门数都多啊。经典了。

[–]【波尔图】hallzm 266 points 1 day ago 
United such a great club. Making BF feel at home right on his first game.
曼联真是一家伟大的俱乐部。让B费的首秀有着宾至如归的舒适感。

[–]【曼联】The_Milano99 111 points 1 day ago 
Kept seeing him get into dangerous positions but no one was capable of passing to him. Would love to see where the fans who said “we’re one creative player away from break down teams” are.
眼瞅他一身虎胆深入敌后,然而却满目苍凉孤立无援。那些之前声称“我们离崩盘只差一名有创造力的球员”的球迷呢?出来走两步。

[–]MG199226 20 points 1 day ago 
Comparing sporting to United is a insult to Sporting
居然拿葡萄牙体育和曼联比,辱葡了



[–]【美国】BakedZiti69 784 points 1 day ago 
Truly impressive how United managed to turn every one of their corners into a counter attack for Wolves
曼联是怎么把自家每一次角球机会都能转化为狼队反击机会的呢?真是令人佩服

[–]HumbleRug 154 points 1 day ago 
We're done turning corners so this is the new way to turn corners.
我们已经厌烦将角球转化成进球什么的了,这是我们新发明的角球转化方式。

[–]【多特蒙德】kotkaiser 87 points 1 day ago 
Ole is a genius for planning opponents attacks
索肖就是策划对手进攻的天才

[–]【利物浦】PossiblyAKnob 52 points 1 day ago 
Sure but if they fuck up their counter then you can counter attack when they least expect it.
Ole 4D chess
话是这么说,但要是狼队反击失误,你魔就能马上来个反反击,狼队绝壁想不到。
真·下棋大师索肖



[–]【狼队】Jayyburdd 325 points 1 day ago 
One goal in our last three meetings. I'd be fine to never hear "Manchester United" again.
最近三次对阵只打进一球。再也不想听到“曼彻斯特联队”这名字了。

[–]【曼联】ryanedwards0101 182 points 1 day ago 
4 matches this season 3 goals total. Thank fuck we're done
本赛季4次交锋共入3球。谢天谢地不用再碰面了。

[–]【利物浦】pure_black99 80 points 1 day ago* 
Europa league and FA Cup have joined the chat
Edit: Fa Cup has left the chat
欧联杯与足总杯加入群聊
编辑:足总杯退出群聊
(译注:曼联已在足总杯淘汰狼队)

[–]【曼联】dhillonaire 50 points 1 day ago 
see you in Europa League
欧联杯见哦老狼



[–]【曼联】DavidBruceStandup 403 points 1 day ago 
Can we not play Wolves again please
咱们能不踢狼队了吗?

[–]【曼联】NVladz 375 points 1 day ago 
Can we not play Wolves again please
咱们能不踢狼队了吗?

[–]【切尔西】TheBlueTango 88 points 1 day ago 
All you need to do then is just press 'Delete club'
亲,这边是建议您直接点击“删除俱乐部”呢

[–]【曼联】TheAlmightyKrot 57 points 1 day ago 
You just know we're playing them again in the EL.
咱们在欧联会不会再碰见狼队心里没点数么

[–]【狼队】wloff 28 points 1 day ago 
pls no
你不要过来呀

[–]【利物浦】pure_black99 93 points 1 day ago 
No one likes playing wolves
谁都不爱跟狼队踢

[–]【曼联】johncenatbh 90 points 1 day ago 
Lower half table teams do, they always are better vs them because they don't keep possession, Wolves being a counter attacking team
中下游球队就爱啊,他们每次打狼队都有加成,因为他们不喜欢控球,而狼队素来都是反击型球队

[–]【利物浦】pure_black99 71 points 1 day ago 
So you're just rich man's Wolves?
所以你魔就是富人版狼队?

[–]【曼联】johncenatbh 111 points 1 day ago 
Don't say rich man, we're level on points with them, so we're just Wolves
富人版三个字是多余的,我们跟他们积分相同,所以我们就是狼队



[–]【切尔西】raymondliang 535 points 1 day ago 
Another favorable result for us, we can't keep getting away with this.
又是一场对我车有利的赛果,我车不能老是错失良机啊。

[–]【贝西克塔斯】jukkaalms 279 points 1 day ago 
Yes you can because United players are shit
是的,你们可以。因为曼联球员太烂了。

[–]【利物浦】_longtimelistener 442 points 1 day ago 
He's worried about Wolves
人家层主明明是在担心狼队

[–]【曼联】Grizzlyboy 76 points 1 day ago 
Everyone knows that the 4th place is shit. Last season, no one wanted that place either!
人人都知道第四有毒。上赛季,群熊让四的大戏还历历在目!

[–]【拜仁】stragen595 24 points 1 day ago 
Arsenal really tainted that 4th place for all of you, right?
你们都是嫌阿森纳把第四的位置坐脏了才各种谦让吧?



[–]【利物浦】Kaniyan_Poongunran 2005 points 1 day ago 
After this result United are 5th and only 5 points off Chelsea and have already played both City and Liverpool twice already.Great defensive record in the league as well.
Also had a great window too and the midfield signing already looks impressive . Has a great chance of getting into Europe maybe even CL this season.
What a great job Chris Wilder has done.
这场比赛之后,他联排名第5,离切尔西也就5分之遥,而且也打完了和曼城及我军的主客场交锋。联赛防守记录也很不错。
而且冬窗交易也整挺好,中场新援拿出了令人眼前一亮的表现。这个赛季打进欧联甚至欧冠区的机会不小哦。
克里斯-怀尔德,干得漂亮。
(译注:怀尔德是谢菲尔德联队主帅)

[–]【曼联】Homer_Sapiens 411 points 1 day ago 
oh you cheeky scamp
我从未见过有如此厚颜无耻之人

[–]LETSDOET 88 points 1 day ago 
God damn it
老天都被你晃点了

[–]【利物浦】Rum114 135 points 1 day ago 
i really want them to make EL or better yet CL
我真的希望他们能进军欧联,当然欧冠就更好了

[–]【谢菲联】dahuoshan 9 points 1 day ago 
Same
我也一样

[–]【阿森纳】ap120 261 points 1 day ago 
LOOL
噗哈哈哈哈哈

[–]【曼联】Tyafastics 136 points 1 day ago 
Arsenal are in the bottom half.
心真宽,你厂都滑到下半区了。

[–]【阿森纳】ap120 442 points 1 day ago 
Not surprised, we've won 2 in the last 3 months. 1 of which was against Utd.
这不奇怪,我们近3个月只赢了2场球。其中一场就是赢下曼联。



[–]【曼联】Fold4_Wrap5 314 points 1 day ago 
Martial is useless without Rashford
没了拉什福德,马夏尔一无是处

[–]【曼联】Asayanora 104 points 1 day ago 
Depressingly accurate.
很沮丧的是,你说到点子上了。

[–]Polobum 68 points 1 day ago 
Martial is useless without any support.
没有支援的话,马夏尔一无是处。



[–]【摩洛哥】TastyTacoTonight 168 points 1 day ago 
Shite game. Wish I'd had a wank instead. This is what happens when two teams can't counter attack each other.
Side note, I wonder how many people watched this game in Portugal. Must be some sort of record with the amount of Portugese players + Bruno Fernandes debut.
狗屎比赛。我还不如撸一发呢。两支都是坐等反击的球队碰面就是这球样。
另外,我很好奇葡萄牙有多少人在看这场比赛。这么多葡萄牙球员出场+布鲁诺-费尔南德斯的首秀,一定能创造点观赛记录啥的。

[–]【利物浦】Rowowow 74 points 1 day ago 
What would you have done for the other 88 minutes?
那你剩下的88分钟用来干嘛?

[–]TastyTacoTonight 179 points 1 day ago 
My post-wank nap
打个撸后小盹



[–]【利物浦】LingardForBallondOr 291 points 1 day ago 
Chelsea win 0-0
白卷收场,切尔西获胜

[–]【狼队】PakiIronman 181 points 1 day ago 
Sheffield United win 0-0*
应该是:白卷收场,谢菲联获胜

[–]【切尔西】subhaan2703 108 points 1 day ago 
Every time we lose points it doesn’t hurt that badly because it’s basically a 100% guarantee that one of Spurs/United/Arsenal drop points.
每次我车丢分的时候,我其实都没那么伤心,因为基本上100%会轮到热刺/曼联/阿森纳其中之一丢分。

[–]【阿森纳】sudantottenhamgooner 76 points 1 day ago 
Or all 3 really
或者三队全丢分

[–]【利物浦】dave1992 29 points 1 day ago 
In the end it's more about who fucked up more because nobody reliably gets points.
Your 5-6 points gap to the chasing pack might not be a lot, but it should be enough considering how they all will drop points.
所以到最后比的是谁掉链子更少,因为谁都不能稳定拿分。
你车领先的那5-6个积分对追赶者们其实不算太多,但考虑到他们都会丢分的话应该是足够了。



ON: 热刺 2-0 曼城


[–]【热刺】fnehfnehOP 3273 points 8 hours ago 
32% possession, 3 shots, 2 goals. Mourinho masterclass.
3成控球、3脚射门,2个进球。世界名画穆里尼奥。

[–]【利物浦】StumpzLFC 449 points 8 hours ago 
If Son didn't just blam it to ederson's hands at the end, this season would have been 4 shots, 4 on target 4 goals
要是孙兴慜最后那脚没有直接崩埃德松手里,那这一季就是4射门、4射正4进球了

[–]【利物浦】SleaterK7111 980 points 8 hours ago 
God tier shithousing
穆里尼奥的搅屎棍真是上帝级的

[–]【利物浦】what_up_big_fella 379 points 7 hours ago 
People think Mourinho's tactics are outdated but disciplined defense and good counterattacks will never stop working.
都说穆里尼奥的战术过时了,但军纪严明的防守和高效的反击永远都不过时。



[–]【利物浦】Kaniyan_Poongunran 2766 points 9 hours ago 
This is the first time Mourinho have beaten Pep Guardiola in a league game at home.
He couldn't do it with Real Madrid and Man United but have done it with Spurs in his first attempt.
这是穆里尼奥第一次在联赛里主场击败瓜迪奥拉。
在皇马和曼联都没做到,来了热刺第一发就中了。

[–]【利物浦】soccertes 1163 points 9 hours ago 
Without Kane too. Poetry
还是没有凯恩的情况下。画面太美

[–]【热刺】EmpyrealSorrow 874 points 8 hours ago* 
Don't know if it's true, but someone posted this on BBC:
That's the third time Pep has lost to "the Harry Kane Team" without Harry Kane playing in any of them. Awkward.
不知道是不是真的,但是有人在BBC上发了:
这是瓜帅第三次输给“凯恩一人球队”而且这3次凯恩都没上。尴尬。

[–]【利物浦】jockeryquock 92 points 7 hours ago 
Wasn't Kane injured in the CL game last season?
凯恩去年欧冠是受伤了吗?

[–]【热刺】EmpyrealSorrow 78 points 7 hours ago 
Seems about right, as he was shunted in the team for the final barely having reached fitness.
感觉是的,他被留着打决赛,结果也没完全恢复。

[–]【热刺】afsgdhgjknnjl 200 points 9 hours ago 
Spurs > Real Madrid confirmed.
热刺 > 皇马 实锤了。

[–]【热刺】ruperthackedmyphone 254 points 9 hours ago 
Do we get a trophy?
不给我们发给奖杯吗?

[–]【切尔西】Djent_Reznor1 313 points 9 hours ago 
here u go: 🏆
给你:🏆



[–]【切尔西】Kelloggs11 491 points 10 hours ago 
typical Mourinho game
典型的穆里尼奥比赛



[–]【Nottingham Forest】RoaldDahling 822 points 10 hours ago 
God spurs are much better with Lloris in the team
我天,有洛里压阵热刺强多了

[–]tulleytaargus 397 points 10 hours ago 
He makes some high profile mistakes and people forget just how good he is 99% of the time. His reaction saves are incredible. And he’s started saving penalties now too.
他有些令人难忘的失误,所以大家都忘了99%的时间里他有多强。他纯反应的扑救太神了。而且现在扑点技能也开发出来了。

[–]SloGeorge 246 points 10 hours ago 
A proper captain. Massive performance today.
称职的队长。今天的表现很出色。



[–]notkilometers 1469 points 10 hours ago 
Peak Mourinho match, peak Mourinho meme
巅峰穆里尼奥比赛,巅峰穆里尼奥名作


[–]【埃弗顿】FreefallMark 629 points 10 hours ago 


[–]【热刺】afsgdhgjknnjl 614 points 10 hours ago 
When you're about to shithouse your way to top 4.
我刺要一路从搅屎棍变成搅四棍了。

[–]【热刺】oysterpirate 226 points 10 hours ago 
Subscribe
上车了



[–]【威尔士】With_Tequila 307 points 10 hours ago 
City next 6 fixtures in the PL
West Ham
Leicester
Manchester United
Burnley
Chelsea
Liverpool
Plus Real Madrid in between
曼城后面6场英超
西汉姆
莱斯特
曼联
伯恩利
切尔西
利物浦
加上中间还穿插皇马



[–]【南安普顿】GordonRamsayGhost 1011 points 10 hours ago 
22 points wtf
22分天了噜

[–]【南安普顿】meteoritee 1016 points 10 hours ago 
City are now closer to the bottom half of the table than they are to Liverpool.
Mad
曼城现在距离榜尾比距离利物浦近
疯了

[–]【利物浦】KNTRL9 240 points 10 hours ago 
Can I say it?
我能说那句话吗?

[–]【波尔图】Made4win 369 points 10 hours ago 
I guess you Will walk alone
我猜你军要独行了



[–]【热刺】Qwikskoupa69 823 points 10 hours ago 
Congrats on the title Liverpool
恭喜利物浦冠了



[–]【皇马】Ahmedarabia 431 points 10 hours ago 
Mourinho being born is one of the best things to ever happen to football, honestly.
穆里尼奥出生是足球史上最伟大的事之一,真心的。

[–]【热刺】AssFingerFuck3000 52 points 8 hours ago 
No disagreements there lol
没有任何异议哈哈哈哈哈



[–]【热刺】Epicallytossed 641 points 10 hours ago 


[–]_This_is_my_year_ 414 points 10 hours ago 
I can see why Jose was itching to get back into managing. He is addicted to football.
我知道为啥他急着要回归足坛了。他是真的对足球上瘾。

[–]【皇马】Su_Din 242 points 10 hours ago 
And we are addicted to him.
而我们对他上了瘾。



[–]【欧足联】Polobum 567 points 10 hours ago 
De Bruyne's teammates let him down today. So many times he put in a peach of a ball, only for it to be fucked completely.
队友们今天让德布劳内失望了。他好几次传出精妙好球,都被队友浪费了。



[–]【利物浦】LingardForBallondOr 1559 points 10 hours ago 
A City player sent off for a tactical foul is such a satisfying scene, hope it’s the first of many as long as they keep doing them.
曼城球员战术犯规被罚下看着真是太爽了,希望这只是个开始,以后继续罚。(不少球迷吐槽曼城总是战术犯规打断对手的反击)



REPLAY: 63' 贝尔温凌空抽射


[–]【曼联】Nyhrox 4571 points 11 hours ago 
Dream debut for the kid
小伙子收获了梦幻首秀

[–]DankyPal 1774 points 11 hours ago* 
Look how happy he is! Look!
看他有多高兴!快看!

[–]【利物浦】Asgeisk 1098 points 11 hours ago 
the wholde team happy for him aswell. damn, thats proper celebrations. brought a big smile on my face
全队都为他高兴。靠,这庆祝才像话。让我也忍不住笑了

[–]-S-E-K- 240 points 9 hours ago 
I’m a City fan and even I couldn’t help myself from breaking a smile for him
我一曼城球迷都忍不住为他笑了

[–]【阿森纳】Maximus-Festivus 683 points 11 hours ago* 
Way to introduce yourself young fella
小伙子有点东西




[–]【埃因霍温】Lannisterling 2434 points 11 hours ago 
:')

[–]【埃因霍温】Tommetjuuhh 1092 points 11 hours ago 
I just switched over and he fucking banged it in
我刚换台过来他就爆进去了

[–]【热刺】JessyPengkman 617 points 10 hours ago 
youre still our best friends after beating inter
帮忙干掉国米你温现在还是我刺最好的朋友

[–]【埃因霍温】ardjeh 510 points 10 hours ago 
You lot returned the favor by knocking Ajax out of the champions league
你们把阿贾克斯干出欧冠也算还了我们的人情

[–]【热刺】CodifiedRadian 319 points 10 hours ago* 
After what you lot did to Inter and giving us Stevie, this current generation of Spurs fans will have a soft spot for PSV.
你温干掉国米还给了我们小温,现在热刺球迷谈到埃因霍温心里都暖暖的。

[–]【美国】Jek_Porkinz 99 points 9 hours ago 
Ajax too given all the Ajax talent coming through WHL the past decade.
过去10年里头阿贾克斯最好的苗子也给了你刺吧。

[–]【热刺】CodifiedRadian 112 points 9 hours ago 
No love for wherever Janssen came from.
毛,一个扬森就全抹平了。



[–]【法国】Paris2Berlin 1820 points 11 hours ago* 
Are you kidding me, what a fucking game
逗我吗,这比赛太牛逼了

[–]【欧足联】Polobum 933 points 11 hours ago 
VAR, Mike Dean, end-to-end football.. good game so far.
VAR,麦克-迪恩,对攻战……目前为止一切都好。

[–]【United States】iamnotaliciakeys 225 points 11 hours ago 
one of the best games of the season so far, so dramatic. tottenham v man city has been a must-watch game for the past 2-3 seasons now
本赛季最好看的比赛之一,太戏剧性了。热刺对曼城在过去2-3个赛季里真是必看的比赛



[–]【热刺】jelly_bear 2001 points 11 hours ago 
ON HIS PREMIER LEAGUE DEBUT
还是他的英超首秀!

[–]【热刺】bfm211 699 points 11 hours ago* 
Ndombele, Lo Celso, Sessegnon, and Bergwijn ALL scored in their first start!
恩东贝莱、洛切尔索、塞塞尼翁、还有贝尔温都首秀进球!



[–]justaregulargye 2088 points 11 hours ago 


[–]【切尔西】turtleplop 314 points 11 hours ago 
Came here for this, thank you
我就是冲这个来的,谢谢



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传声筒楼主
亮了(53)
翻译:@hearing30 @AlanWake44 
没有预兆,出乎意料,詹俊都说鸟太骚
引用 @坚定的内拉祖里 发表的

这图也挺好

这背身三个字母真是恰到好处

图收了,蟹蟹

亮了(24)
[–]_This_is_my_year_ 414 points 10 hours ago
I can see why Jose was itching to get back into managing. He is addicted to football.
我知道为啥他急着要回归足坛了。他是真的对足球上瘾。
[–]【皇马】Su_Din 242 points 10 hours ago
And we are addicted to him.
而我们对他上了瘾。
看着贝尔温的庆祝 我也发自内心的笑了 祝福他职业生涯一帆风顺 勇攀高峰

这图也挺好

亮了(17)
哈哈哈哈哈,你军要独行了,笑死我了,这哥们真有才
亮了(14)
每次我车丢分的时候,我其实都没那么伤心,因为基本上100%会轮到热刺/曼联/阿森纳其中之一丢分。
看来国内外对让四看法一致。
鸟的一举一动、一颦一笑,撞进了大伙的心坎
阻止利物浦的只有冬歇期了
亮了(6)
这标题,一开口就是老杰迷了

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传声筒楼主
亮了(53)
翻译:@hearing30 @AlanWake44 
没有预兆,出乎意料,詹俊都说鸟太骚
亮了(23)
看着贝尔温的庆祝 我也发自内心的笑了 祝福他职业生涯一帆风顺 勇攀高峰

图收了,蟹蟹

亮了(24)
[–]_This_is_my_year_ 414 points 10 hours ago
I can see why Jose was itching to get back into managing. He is addicted to football.
我知道为啥他急着要回归足坛了。他是真的对足球上瘾。
[–]【皇马】Su_Din 242 points 10 hours ago
And we are addicted to him.
而我们对他上了瘾。

这图也挺好

阻止利物浦的只有冬歇期了
亮了(17)
哈哈哈哈哈,你军要独行了,笑死我了,这哥们真有才
鸟的一举一动、一颦一笑,撞进了大伙的心坎
引用 @坚定的内拉祖里 发表的

这图也挺好

这背身三个字母真是恰到好处
亮了(14)
每次我车丢分的时候,我其实都没那么伤心,因为基本上100%会轮到热刺/曼联/阿森纳其中之一丢分。
看来国内外对让四看法一致。
hmmm yes baby keep going im almost there
亮了(6)
这标题,一开口就是老杰迷了
亮了(3)
引用 @坚定的内拉祖里 发表的

这图也挺好

后来穆鸟是让他去和助攻队友庆祝吧
比分带有欺骗性
引用 @默聚良 发表的
后来穆鸟是让他去和助攻队友庆祝吧

看新闻应该是让他注意跟防沃克
亮了(0)
很好奇京多安点球要是罚进了现在的评论区都是什么画风
亮了(0)
穆鸟需要一个德罗巴
[–]【利物浦】Kaniyan_Poongunran 2766 points 9 hours ago
This is the first time Mourinho have beaten Pep Guardiola in a league game at home.
He couldn't do it with Real Madrid and Man United but have done it with Spurs in his first attempt.
这是穆里尼奥第一次在联赛里主场击败瓜迪奥拉。
在皇马和曼联都没做到,来了热刺第一发就中了。
是真的吗?如果是真的,我相信很多鸟粉都不知道这是穆里尼奥第一次在联赛里主场击败瓜迪奥拉..反而这个利物浦球迷十分清楚..
小破厂三个月就赢了两场球,这里面曼联就送了一场温暖,真是让人感动。
亮了(0)
哈哈哈这标题我都愣了两秒

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