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ON：曼城2-1皇马（总比分4-2曼城晋级）                                                                    

[–]【巴西】Dske 1834 points 10 hours ago 

Well, Militão was right, Madrid fans could trust him, he did well, his partner on the other hand...

米利唐踢得可以的，值得皇马球迷信赖，他表现不错，但他的搭档嘛……

[–]【利物浦】Thesolly180 728 points 10 hours ago 

Did have that hilarious dribble from the back where he was falling over and somehow made it work

在后场摔倒之后，他还来了一段调节气氛的带球，居然还带出花儿了。

[–]【博卡青年】YeimzHetfield 487 points 9 hours ago 

He dribbled past like 4 players lmao

他一口气盘过了差不多4名球员，简直乐死我了

[–]【曼城】Faultyexistence 657 points 9 hours ago 

Did more in 5 seconds than Hazard did the entire game

他这5秒钟比阿扎尔整场比赛都要秀得多

[–]【巴萨】toxinwolf[🍰] 259 points 9 hours ago 

Vinicious should've been subbed in at half time. Hazard was definitely not at 100%

维尼修斯半场就该换上来的。阿扎尔根本不在100%状态。

[–]Kdot32 142 points 9 hours ago 

Hazard was playing?

阿扎尔真有出场吗？

[–]【巴西】Dske 107 points 9 hours ago 

Thats because all the City players were trying to guess where he was going to pass lmao

（米利唐能带那么远）只是因为曼城球员都在猜他下一步要传给谁，哈哈哈哈

[–]【基尔马诺克】Craig_M 157 points 9 hours ago 

Can’t guess when Militao didn’t even know where he was going. Big brain play from him.

出拳没有章法，对方咋破？没法破。战略高手米利唐。

[–]【皇马】speedycar1 167 points 9 hours ago 

Yeah Militao was top 3 players for us today.

米利唐是我团今晚表现最好的三个人之一。

[–]【切尔西】VoidPineapple 137 points 9 hours ago 

Him, Mendy, and Benz felt like the only ones who came to play. Rodrygo had that great assist but outside of that didn't do much.

他、门迪和本泽马看起来是唯一想要好好踢的球员。罗德里戈有个漂亮的助攻，但除此之外也乏善可陈。

[–]【曼联】404randomguy404 1921 points 10 hours ago 

Ramos furiously scribbling "never get suspended before a knockout tie again" in his notes.

看台上的拉莫斯正在小本本上奋笔疾书“我再也不会在淘汰赛前被停赛了”。

[–]【马竞】Cafris 299 points 9 hours ago 

Reminds me of when he intentionally got suspended for the second leg against Ajax and then Madrid conceded 4 goals at home.

让我想起此前他故意洗牌错过对阵阿贾克斯的次回合比赛，然后皇马在主场被灌了四球。

[–]【阿根廷】Schwiliinker 170 points 9 hours ago 

That was only a year ago

也就去年的事儿而已

[–]【曼城】RALat7 785 points 10 hours ago 

Shocking how badly they fall apart without him

震惊！一人缺阵竟致西甲冠军土崩瓦解

[–]spud8 584 points 10 hours ago 

It’s not considering how our team turns to melted cheese as soon as Laporte isn’t playing :)

害，我城的拉波尔特上不了的话还不是秒变软柿子

[–]【曼城】RALat7 291 points 10 hours ago 

We have Stones and Otamendi as replacements, they have Varane and Militao

我城有斯通斯和奥塔门迪可替补上阵，他团则是瓦拉内与米利唐

[–]【皇马】tomato-dragon 63 points 9 hours ago 

I'm not shocked anymore, it's happened dozens of time.

Unless he manages to clone himself, dude's got to stop getting suspended every single darn time.

我都惊不动了，这种事还少吗。

除非拉莫斯可以再克隆一个自己出来，否则他还是尽量避免被停赛吧。

[–]【切尔西】gttyzek 2649 points 10 hours ago 

Meanwhile back in Spain, Gareth Bale shot a 68 , 3 under par

与此同时在西班牙，贝尔打出了68杆的好成绩，捉到双鹰

[–]【利物浦】ewan57 281 points 10 hours ago 

Future star cover of PGA Tour 2021

高尔夫美巡赛2021封面球星预定

[–]【狼】kwild29 533 points 10 hours ago 

At least someone at Real is winning

至少皇马还是有人赢球嘛

[–]0429340 93 points 11 hours ago 

Don't be ridiculous. Courses close at 20:00. He's playing PGA tour on xbox

开什么玩笑。高尔夫球场晚八点就收摊了。他明明是在Xbox上打美巡赛。

[–]【国际米兰】VZ-Faith 900 points 10 hours ago 

Walker and De Bruyne were excellent.

沃克和德布劳内今天的表现真是出色。

[–]【曼城】domalino 621 points 10 hours ago 

Walker was absolutely incredible.

沃克简直逆天。

[–]【霍芬海姆】AintNoGamerBoy 267 points 9 hours ago 

Mad mentality. The dude was running with or without the ball, on attack or defence.

精神力爆棚。这家伙无时不在持球跑动或无球跑动，攻防两端都是。

[–]【曼城】Fkaff16 192 points 9 hours ago 

Just a wall on the right side they didn’t get anything going down his flank

Probably his best match in a City shirt imo.

他在右路就是一堵叹息之墙，皇马在他这一侧根本占不到便宜。

在我看来这是他加盟蓝月亮以来最棒的一场球了。

[–]jjjrtt 88 points 9 hours ago 

no one could match walkers speed in attack or defense. Hazard had no answer to him

攻防两端都没人能匹敌沃克的速度。阿扎尔在他面前也是无功而返。

[–]【曼城】Faultyexistence 54 points 9 hours ago 

He pocketed Hazard the entire match.

他这一整场都把阿扎尔揣自己兜里了。

[–]【费伦茨瓦罗斯】MagyarFoci29 260 points 9 hours ago 

Does KDB ever have a bad performance? Seems like the most consistent player in world football

德布劳内压根就没有表现不好的时候吧？大概是世界足坛发挥最稳定的球员了

[–]【曼城】Brettis 105 points 9 hours ago 

The thing with kev is that even if he's having an 'off' game, he'll still pull off an incredible pass or 2 or still have a big impact on the outcome of the game. He pretty much never has games where he's invisible for 90 mins. Im not sure theres many players in the world like that.

就德布劳内而言，就算是一场他“状态不佳”的比赛，他还是能传出一两脚好球，或者依然能对比赛结果起到重要作用。全场90分钟隐身这种事几乎从未发生在他身上。世界上像他这样的球员应该屈指可数了。

[–]【切尔西】raymondliang 1250 points 10 hours ago 

Varane | Welcome to Chelsea | Amazing Errors, Passes, Fouls | 2020 HD

瓦拉内 | 欢迎来到切尔西 | 失误、传球、犯规的天秀集锦 | 2020高清

[–]【切尔西】alx69 638 points 9 hours ago* 

Hazard | Welcome to Real | Amazing Injuries, Missed Games, Disappearing Acts | 2020 HD

阿扎尔 | 欢迎来到皇马 | 伤病、缺阵、隐身的天秀集锦 | 2020高清

[–]【切尔西】Sagittarius__A 81 points 9 hours ago 

Thanks for all the millions

谢谢你为我们带来的雪花银

[–]【切尔西】Barry_McCocciner 162 points 9 hours ago 

We can laugh at him today but he's still 5000x better than any of our CBs

嘲笑归嘲笑，但瓦拉内还是比我车任何中卫都要强5000倍

[–]thwgrandpigeon 38 points 9 hours ago 

shhhhhhh. If we're lucky Real fans will pin the loss on him and CFC might be able to buy him a cut-rate price!

嘘嘘嘘嘘。要是我们走运的话，皇马球迷会把欧冠出局归咎于他，然后切尔西搞不好就能按跳楼价抄个底了！

[–]【多特蒙德】LordVelaryon 828 points 10 hours ago 

so, when does Hazard signs for Real?

说起来，阿扎尔到底什么时候加盟皇马啊？

[–]【本菲卡】rdiaz300 216 points 10 hours ago* 

Next season is make or break for him, you can't perform like this and expect to stay in a club like Real Madrid

对他来说，下赛季不成功则成仁了，你不能踢成这样子还想着继续呆在像皇马这样的大俱乐部

[–]【切尔西】superfrankie189 57 points 9 hours ago 

He should start playing golf or something

他要不也开始打打高尔夫之类的吧

[–]【热刺】mikeest 443 points 10 hours ago 

Such a dream move he forgot to wake up and actually do something other than stuff his face

转会是如此梦幻以至于他都忘了醒过来，也忘了在发福之余发挥所长

[–]【皇马】Su_Din 425 points 10 hours ago 

We’ve had a great season, could’ve been a better one but it is what it is. Ggs to City. I’m just so so salty that it’s Pep who ends Zidane’s record.

我们度过了一个伟大的赛季，可以做得更好但眼下这就是极限了。祝贺曼城。然而，对于瓜迪奥拉终结了齐达内（欧冠淘汰赛12连胜）的纪录这一点，我还是非常非常酸的。

[–]redalenti 160 points 10 hours ago 

Zidane himself messed his subs really bad, what the fuck was he thinking when he took Rodrygo off and kept Hazard

齐达内的换人实在太糟糕了，换下罗德里戈而把阿扎尔留在场上，老子想不通他咋想的

[–]【阿森纳】GadnukBreakerOfWrlds 233 points 10 hours ago 

Pep won the Battle of the Bald Frauds

秃头骗子之战，瓜迪奥拉胜出

[–]【曼联】jinkazama5463 335 points 10 hours ago 

Zidane be like: Wait I was the bald fraud all along ?

齐达内：等等，原来一直以来我才是那个秃头骗子？

[–]BITKOWHL 114 points 10 hours ago 

Congratulations to the bald fraud. Commiserations to the bald fraud.

向秃头骗子发来贺电。向秃头骗子发来慰问电。

ON：尤文图斯2-1里昂（总比分2-2里昂客场进球优势晋级）                                         

[–]【荷兰】farcenewanker 612 points 10 hours ago 

Sarri's Juventus is an absolutely chore to watch.

萨里执教的尤文图斯真是难看到极点。

[–]plazzman 252 points 9 hours ago 

It's legit the most daunting team to watch in all of top flight football. Just dreadfully monotonous.

恐怕是顶级足球层面最让观众丧气的一支球队了。单调乏味至极。

[–]【切尔西】ThatGuyBadIdeas 103 points 9 hours ago 

This was us last year

这不就是去年的我车么

[–]Buittoni1626 107 points 8 hours ago 

Even Chelsea last year was better than Juve this year. It is almost like you are only afraid of some shithouse pen for CR7 to score at the 89' when playing against them.

即便是去年的切尔西也比今年这支尤文强。和他们踢的时候，除了有可能在89分钟被C罗进个点球之外，其实没什么好担心的。

[–]【罗马】noiserr 39 points 8 hours ago 

I honestly don't get all the Sarri hype. I know Guardiola was signing high praises of him few seasons ago. But he hasn't really accomplished enough imo to warrant praise he's getting.

我实在是无法理解那些吹萨里的。我知道瓜迪奥拉曾在几个赛季前给予萨里很高的赞誉。但是萨里真没有拿出配得上这些赞誉的执教水平。

[–]smiley-communication[🍰] 48 points 7 hours ago 

Isn’t it because of his work at Napoli? Always thought they were a joy to watch under him

他获誉是因为他当年在那不勒斯的工作吧？一直觉得在他执教期间那不勒斯的球确实好看

[–]DemetriusXVII 3421 points 10 hours ago 

Real and Ronaldo out on the same time. Deep.

皇马和C罗同时出局。事情大条了。

[–]gtr4567 1184 points 10 hours ago 

They need each other i guess.

他们其实是彼此需要的。

[–]【热刺】TigerBasket 528 points 10 hours ago 

They were a match made in heaven

他们就是天造地设的一双

[–]WhatsMyAgeAgain-182 410 points 9 hours ago 

Real and Ronaldo getting knocked out of the Champions League in the Round of 16 by Lyon...

2009/2010赛季，拥有C罗的皇马正是在欧冠16进8的阶段被里昂淘汰……

[–]【阿森纳】biscarat 158 points 9 hours ago 

The circle is now complete.

轮回闭环了。

[–]【英格兰】MikeLittner 140 points 9 hours ago 

Everything is connected . The beginning is the end and the end is the beginning.

一切都联系起来了。初始即是终结，结尾即是开篇。

[–]【皇马】kinginthenorthjon 114 points 9 hours ago 

Please don't make me cry.

为什么我的眼眶湿了。

[–]【洛杉矶FC】samgyeopsaltorta 235 points 9 hours ago 

Neither can live while the other survives

离开对方都活不下去

[–]【皇马】Ask_Asensio 527 points 9 hours ago 

With this result it just became official.

Atletico Madrid and Simeone will win their very first UCL title this season.

就现在的结果而言，皇马和C罗可谓官方CP了。

看来马竞和西蒙尼这个赛季将要捧起他们第一座欧冠奖杯了。

[–]【巴萨】NotAnurag 134 points 9 hours ago 

Wouldn’t doubt it tbh

老实说，我毫不怀疑这一点

[–]【马竞】Reasonsprince 163 points 9 hours ago 

Subscribe.

那说定了。

[–]【热刺】Kreygasm2233 2270 points 9 hours ago 

Pochettino couldn't get Dybala so he is going to just take Juventus

波切蒂诺之前在热刺没等来迪巴拉，所以他应该会接手尤文图斯。

[–]【纽卡斯尔】GibbyGoldfisch 536 points 9 hours ago 

Hope so; if they're going to win the league every season at least can they be fun to watch please.

希望如此吧；如果年年都是他们拿意甲，最起码踢得好看一点吧。

[–]sunnycherub 674 points 9 hours ago 

Lol scenes when Poch takes over and Inter win the league instead

要是波叔接手尤文，结果国米反而夺冠了，啧啧

[–]【都灵】pixelkipper 296 points 9 hours ago 

I think regardless Inter might win next season

我觉得无论如何国米在下赛季都有可能问鼎意甲的

[–]【曼城】perpetualprime 75 points 9 hours ago 

Not if Conte leaves

要是孔蒂走人的话就说不准了

[–]【曼联】rozier4mvp 1305 points 9 hours ago 

I wonder who’s happier with this result, Atlético fans or Lyon fans?

我在想尤文出局谁会更开心，马竞球迷还是里昂球迷？

[–]【里昂】abedtime 487 points 9 hours ago 

Lyon!! M8 we're in the qf looool

当然是里昂啦！我们终于在淘汰赛晋级啦哈哈哈

[–]【AC米兰】Nico777 2073 points 9 hours ago 

Italy.

最开心的是整个意大利。

[–]【国际米兰】commando_and_hobbes 774 points 9 hours ago 

Absolutely ecstatic.

简直狂喜。

[–]【AC米兰】ACMBruh 301 points 9 hours ago 

The one time Milan and Inter fans celebrate together, is when Juve gets knocked out

能让米兰和国米球迷一同欢庆的时刻，就是尤文被淘汰的时候

[–]【巴萨】TheFuriousOctopus 159 points 9 hours ago 

Are you jumping with a "Grazie Ibra" banner?

你们是不是一边跳一边还举着“感谢伊布”的标语？

[–]【韩国】sidaeinjae 995 points 9 hours ago 

The PL, La Liga, and the Serie A champions are all out at the Ro16. Which only means...

英超、西甲和意甲的冠军全部倒在八分之一决赛。这只能意味着……

[–]【英格兰】happyhungers 299 points 9 hours ago 

BAH GAWD THAT’S BUNDESLIGA’S MUSIC

卧槽，德甲的旋律响起来了

[–]【马赛】Moug-10 113 points 9 hours ago 

Paris and Bayern are sweating...

大巴黎和拜仁瑟瑟发抖……

[–]【波黑】Kawaii_Neko_Girl 489 points 9 hours ago 

PSG are next

大巴黎就是下一个

[–]【曼联】INeedAGiro 540 points 9 hours ago 

Pulisic harnesses the power of the Bald Eagle, miraculously heals his injury and puts on a masterclass tomorrow. It’s written in the stars now, really.

普利西奇激活了美国白头雕的力量，奇迹般地伤愈归队并在明天的比赛中大发神威。老夫夜观天象获此玄机，骗你是小狗。

[–]【切尔西】ThatGuyBadIdeas 458 points 9 hours ago 

Scores a hattrick after coming on in the 70th minute to make the result Bayern 8 - 3 Chelsea

他会在比赛第70分钟披挂上阵并上演帽子戏法，将拜仁和切尔西之间的比分改写为8-3

[–]【马竞】rainsong94 1472 points 9 hours ago 

Ronaldo and Real Madrid knocked out from CL. This just might be our year.

C罗和皇马都从欧冠出局了。搞不好今年真会是属于我们的一年。

[–]【巴萨】Blaugrana1990 546 points 9 hours ago 

I can see you guys get to the final. Then it will be a game against probably City or Bayern.

我有预感你们能打进决赛。拦在你们和冠军之间的也许是曼城或者拜仁。

[–]long_unknown 559 points 9 hours ago 

Or Messi pulls a Messi and wins the next 3 games by himself. I have a dream

或者是梅西就那么日常“梅西”了一番，一己之力搞定剩下三场比赛。我先梦一会。

[–]【巴萨】Dewaer 322 points 9 hours ago 

I have a dream and it involves a Fati 95' minute winner against bayern. I have to emphasize that it's a dream though.

我的梦却是这样：法蒂在决赛第95分钟绝杀拜仁。当然，我必须强调这只是个梦而已。

[–]【拜仁】Tyrath 72 points 9 hours ago 

Unsubscribe.

烂剧，不追。

[–]【纽卡斯尔】GibbyGoldfisch 90 points 9 hours ago 

It's like a decade's worth of bad karma for Atletico is being returned all at once

感觉像是这十年来附在马竞身上的霉运，一下子都给补偿回来了。

[–]【霍芬海姆】Noctis_Sicarius 448 points 9 hours ago 

WTF JUVE

尤文在搞毛啊

[–]【切尔西】ecchi_yajur 256 points 9 hours ago 

Do you think this is the end of sarri?

你们觉得这会是萨里的谢幕吗？

[–]【尤文图斯】clASSact97 323 points 9 hours ago 

I think it’s the end for a lot of our players. Hopefully

我觉得这是我妇很多球员的谢幕。希望吧

[–]【切尔西】Tomstarkman 127 points 9 hours ago 

Should be.

他也该谢幕了。

[–]【阿森纳】Artlens2013 1424 points 9 hours ago* 

How the actual fuck did Juventus win Serie A? Aside from Ronaldo, the rest of the team looked so lackadaisical and uninspired. Higuain was especially terrible.

这样的尤文是特么咋赢下意甲的？除了C罗，队里其余球员看上去精神涣散，毫无斗志。伊瓜因尤其糟糕。

[–]【利物浦】YoungTroubadour 723 points 9 hours ago 

Lazio didn't have the squad depth to keep up their form after the restart.

竞争对手拉齐奥阵容深度不足，在意甲复赛后难以保持停摆前的良好状态。

[–]【曼联】StringTailor 417 points 9 hours ago 

Inter also shat the bed at times

国米也时不时拉个胯

[–]【尤文图斯】TimmyBlackMouth 240 points 9 hours ago 

And Atalanta had a poor start.

而亚特兰大则是前半程挖坑太大。

[–]【国际米兰】sparperetor 77 points 9 hours ago 

at times lol

too kind

时不时？哈哈

你人真好

[–]【曼联】Thrilljoy 93 points 9 hours ago 

They kinda fell off a cliff and it was kinda sad to watch. Imo if you only watched Serie A after the break, you'd believe that Milan is by far the better team.

拉齐奥状态断崖式下滑，真是遗憾。在我看来，如果你是从复赛后才开始看这个赛季的意甲，你肯定觉得AC米兰才是眼下更好的球队。

[–]【马竞】rainsong94 300 points 9 hours ago 

Dybala + Ronaldo

（尤文能拿意甲）就是靠迪巴拉+C罗

[–]ElViejoHG 319 points 9 hours ago 

Dybala was the creative force this year

迪巴拉就是这赛季尤文的创造力

[–]【尤文图斯】Conradinho5 126 points 9 hours ago 

It was less Juventus doing less and more Lazio and others fucking it up tbh

并不是尤文做得有多好，都是同行的衬托

[–]【尤文图斯】razzanator17 92 points 9 hours ago 

Luck. Lazio shit out and Atalanta didn’t have time to catch up. We shouldn’t have won the league

我摊牌了，就纯靠运气。拉齐奥掉队，亚特兰大又来不及追分。我们其实都拿不了意甲冠军的。

[–]【多特蒙德】tylershenanigans 32 points 9 hours ago 

Seriously every post match thread of Juve's league game were like, how the fuck did we win this game

说真的，每一次尤文的意甲赛后帖里的评论差不多都是：我们特喵地怎么混的这三分？

[–]RealShahidAfridi 387 points 9 hours ago 

Ronaldo has scored every single Juve CL knockout goal since joining. Wtf is everyone else doing

自从C罗加盟尤文以来，他包办了本队在欧冠淘汰赛阶段的所有进球。其他人都尼玛在搞什么？

[–]【本菲卡】Darkhoof 104 points 9 hours ago 

Waiting for him to carry them obviously!

当然是抱着他的大腿坐等胜利啊！

[–]【曼联】AE17__ 565 points 10 hours ago* 

Review for those who didn't watch the game

-That first half had some of the worst officiating I've ever seen

-Bernardeschi solo run, followed by a last-ditch tackle

-Dybala injured after coming on in the 2nd half

-Ronaldo.

-Lyon through on away goals

给那些没看比赛的人简单总结一下：

-上半场比赛中出现了一些我看过最糟糕的执法

-贝尔纳代斯基单刀直入，即将得手时被马塞洛破坏

-迪巴拉在下半场替补出场却因伤退场

-孤胆C罗

-里昂凭借客场进球优势晋级

[–]【拜仁】exolomus 146 points 10 hours ago 

Thanks, I was watching Varane disasterclass

谢啦，同一时刻我看灾难片《瓦拉内》去了

[–]【尤文图斯】DudebuD16 44 points 10 hours ago 

-Higuain thinking he was on an afternoon walk with his seniors group.

补充

-伊瓜因沉浸在与他的熟男天团一起午后散步的幻觉中

[–]【AC米兰】GigioDonnarumma99 258 points 10 hours ago 

They're called Juventus because 'CR7 & 14 useless fucks led by a Nicorette addict' would be too long.

他们之所以叫尤文图斯，是因为叫“C罗和他的14个废物小伙伴外加教练席的尼古丁瘾君子”这个名字太长了。

[–]【阿森纳】four_four_three 92 points 9 hours ago 

Harsh on Dybala

这名字对迪巴拉可不公平