虎扑体育网

[–]sloBrodanChillosevic 5421 points 7 hours ago 

Clearly some Evertonian has done a deal with the devil this weekend

很明显周末有埃弗顿人跟魔鬼做了交易

[–]【德国】FuneralWithAnR 2480 points 7 hours ago 

Ross Barkley

巴克利

[–]【切尔西】raymondliang 3734 points 7 hours ago 

Martinez: Villa is a step up for me

And they called him a mad man.

马丁内斯：效力维拉对我来说是生涯的一种进步

还有人说他疯了。

[–]【阿森纳】sudantottenhamgooner 1440 points 7 hours ago 

Villa are fucking massive, well done lads

维拉现在太屌了，小伙子们都棒棒的

[–]【热刺】blob-loblaw-III 767 points 7 hours ago 

What the hell is your username

楼上你这用户名是什么鬼（上面那个用户名是：托特纳姆苏丹枪手）

[–]【阿森纳】sudantottenhamgooner 1167 points 7 hours ago 

Live in tottenham and have sudanese parents

本人住在托特纳姆，父母是苏丹人

[–]helloimpaulo 842 points 7 hours ago 

Lmao your username making sense suddenly went from 0 to 100 lol

哈哈哈，你这用户名的合理性突然从0变成了100哈哈哈

[–]【利物浦】Skhan93 356 points 7 hours ago 

You would hope that would happen after it was explained tbf

讲道理一般解释一下什么用户名都能说得通的，没啥好大惊小怪

[–]【利物浦】Zeulodin 214 points 7 hours ago 

Must be hard being in your shoes. Years of hardship, destitution and civil war. And then you bring in David Luiz.

这位兄弟日子肯定也不好过，几年的艰难生活、内战，然后俱乐部还买了大卫-路易斯。

[–]【切尔西】PsychoticDuck12 7277 points 7 hours ago2 

who wouldve thought united's 6-1 loss wouldn't be the most embarrassing result of the day

谁能想到曼联的1-6竟然还不是今天最丢人的比分

[–]【阿森纳】rkodand 5510 points 7 hours ago 

Leicester chose the absolute best gameweek to lose 3-0 to West ham tbh no one will ever remember it

说实话，莱斯特这输的也真会挑日子，这周谁还会记得他们输了0-3

[–]【曼城】4ssteroid 477 points 7 hours ago 

That was this week?

我已经忘记了

[–]【莱斯特】Lambuerto 1933 points 7 hours ago 

All according to plan.

一切都在计划之中。

[–]lawfulkitten1 767 points 7 hours ago 

Here I was stressing out about our unconvincing 2-1 win over Sheffield United...

这里我就偷偷说一句你厂也从谢联手里2-1偷走3分……

[–]【阿森纳】AnAbsoluteSith 423 points 7 hours ago 

I know right. This shut me up real quick.

我知道我知道。所以我也不说啥了。

[–]【阿森纳】jambox888 131 points 7 hours ago 

Not looking forward to playing villa though lol

想到要打维拉真的很慌啊哈哈哈

[–]【曼联】TheAlmightyKrot 208 points 7 hours ago 

2020 is mad.

2020太疯狂了。

[–]【阿德莱德联】ihatelettuce3 2440 points 7 hours ago 

At least United can say they had a man down.

起码曼联可以说自己少一人

[–]【曼联】thelegendl27 1640 points 7 hours ago 

And played a top 6 side. Take nothing away from Villa though they were immense.

对手还是前6球队。但也丝毫不代表维拉不行，他们今天太无敌了。

[–]【利物浦】Hoodxd 965 points 7 hours ago 

Please, Villa is undefeated and pushing for first...

sobs in the corner

搞笑，人维拉现在不败，还在冲击第一呢……

（哭晕在厕所

[–]【阿森纳】gbiypk 420 points 7 hours ago 

They'll have to work hard to get ahead of Everton.

Listens for increased sobbing.

他们正在努力超越埃弗顿。

（听见厕所内越哭越大声

[–]【曼城】RainbowShifter 1695 points 7 hours ago 

Ah yes, just as we all suspected

啊没错，这比分正如所料

[–]【德国】FuneralWithAnR 574 points 7 hours ago 

Imagine not scoring 10. Aston Villa suck.

竟然都没进10个球。维拉不行。

[–]theenigmacode 226 points 7 hours ago 

Liverpool just gotta match City. Like for like

利物浦是要对标曼城。这就是爱

[–]【曼城】RainbowShifter 281 points 7 hours ago 

We conceded 5, United 6 and Liverpool 7. We’re out doing each other in our own ways

我们丢了5个、曼联6个、利物浦7个。我们这是一个比一个摆得烂啊

[–]Academic-Horror 67 points 6 hours ago 

So Chelsea 8 next?

所以后面切尔西8个？

[–]【阿贾克斯】CrypticalEntity 85 points 6 hours ago 

Arsenal: ah fuck

阿森纳：日了狗了

[–]【新英格兰】L0rd91 3095 points 7 hours ago 

Liverpool 🤝 United

Shambolic Defending

利物浦 🤝 曼联

渣防线

[–]【利物浦】aubvrn 1215 points 7 hours ago* 

Gomez and Maguire have been frauds today.

edit: You know what add Trent in too. He was also pretty fraudulent.

戈麦斯和马奎尔今天都太水了。

编辑：把阿诺德也加上，也是个假球团伙成员。

[–]【曼城】Faultyexistence 1077 points 7 hours ago* 

Gomez and Maguire with Pickford in goal. It's coming home!!

戈麦斯、马奎尔加皮克福德守门。足球要回家了！！（英格兰国家队每次打世界杯的梗，英格兰夺冠=足球回家）

[–]【利物浦】aubvrn 307 points 7 hours ago 

Maybe the negatives cancel each other out

说不定负负就得正了

[–]【纽卡】Aqzu36 159 points 7 hours ago 

Only if there's two

那也是负负，你这都3负了

[–]【曼城】BobbyJones12344 215 points 7 hours ago 

Dont forget us

别忘了我们的防线也很渣

[–]【切尔西】xyzTr1LL 188 points 7 hours ago 

This match week has been shambolic that everyone will forget city's shit defending lol.

这周整体都太渣了，所以全都不会记得曼城有多渣哈哈哈哈。

[–]【曼联】upsidedownpringles 107 points 7 hours ago 

At least I can tell myself we only had 10 men

起码我能安慰自己我们只有10个人

[–]TreeClassic 1194 points 7 hours ago 

How the fuck is United getting destroyed 6-1 by Spurs not even the biggest football story of the day. These are once in a decade events, if not rarer, and two have come along at once.

尼玛曼联被热刺6-1狂揍竟然还不是这周最屌的剧本。这两场输球都是十年难得一见，竟然还一周来俩。

[–]【红星】Imoraswut[🍰] 838 points 7 hours ago 

So ridiculous that people are already forgetting City 2 - 5 Leicester

太扯淡了，这会儿已经都觉得曼城2-5输球没啥了

[–]【沙尔克】lang12 487 points 7 hours ago 

Thank god Bayern never beat us 8-0

感谢上帝没人记得拜仁打我们8-0

[–]【阿森纳】ChibzyDaze 237 points 7 hours ago 

What’s a Bayern?

拜仁是啥？

[–]【阿森纳】Farouqnowomarlater 298 points 7 hours ago 

2020: this is not even my final form

2020：这还不是我的最终形态

[–]【曼联】Playboi_Icardi 103 points 7 hours ago 

We're probably gonna see a team score double digits in a game this year

今年大有可能看到有球队进球上双

[–]Alx-McCunty 134 points 7 hours ago 

probably burnley at etihad

可能是伯恩利做客曼城

[–]4ssteroid 79 points 7 hours ago 

Aston Villa top of the league at Christmas

圣诞节维拉联赛榜首

[–]AlcoholicSocks 49 points 7 hours ago 

Villa, Everton, Leeds, Newcastle top 4

维拉、埃弗顿、利兹、纽卡前四

[–]Bushuazoo 621 points 7 hours ago 

What a fucking day

今天太牛逼了

[–]【德国】FuneralWithAnR 391 points 7 hours ago 

No 8-2.

My disappointment knows no bounds!

没有8-2。

我太JB失望了！

[–]【皇马】Su_Din 260 points 7 hours ago 

That crossbar saved this sub a ton of 8-2 jokes.

感谢横梁为我区挡下了一大堆8-2烂梗。

[–]【阿森纳】ChaosAficionado 621 points 7 hours ago 

Ole and Klopp making sure man utd and liverpool fans stay hidden at home for 2 weeks during a pandemic. Respect.

索尔斯克亚和克洛普确保曼联和利物浦球迷在疫情爆发2周期间能老老实实待在家里。瑞斯派。

[–]【费内巴切】Vendetta115 449 points 7 hours ago 

Its over Liverpool. Aston Villa wont hurt you no more

结束了利物浦。维拉不会再伤害你了

[–]【切尔西】raymondliang 253 points 7 hours ago 

James Rodriguez is going to score and assist 8 against them at this rate.

以目前这个趋势，J罗打利物浦的时候起码能导演8球。

[–]【利物浦】Anonymous-Singh 876 points 7 hours ago 

Liverpool’s biggest away League defeat since 1st September 1934, losing against Arsenal (1-8).

Embarrassing.

利物浦自从1934年9月1日以来最大的客场失利，当时输的是阿森纳（1-8）。

脸都不要了。

[–]【曼城】codespyder 519 points 7 hours ago 

Yeah I don’t have any snarky comments left after United’s meltdown. I’m spent.

是的，曼联崩盘那场比赛我用完了所有垃圾话。我草率了。

[–]【曼城】captaincourageous316 144 points 7 hours ago 

Too much to take in for one night.

一晚上量太大。

[–]【利物浦】Bueillis 430 points 7 hours ago 

We’re very serious when it comes to YNWA. We weren't letting Manchester United walk alone today.

在“永不独行”的问题上我军从不含糊。我们今天绝对不会让曼联独行。

[–]【曼联】CaiHaines 206 points 7 hours ago 

Thanks guys. Genuinely turned my mood around

感谢大兄弟。我真的心情好多了

[–]【利物浦】5amiii 859 points 7 hours ago 

No 8-2, I see this as an absolute win

没有8-2，我绝壁把这当赢球了

[–]【利物浦】IsaiahXA 321 points 7 hours ago 

We won, but at what cost

我们赢了，但代价呢

[–]【阿森纳】31_whgr 3967 points 13 hours ago 

Get Roy Keane on a zoom call to the Sky studio right fucking now

我特么现在就要看到天空体育直播间和罗伊-基恩的连线，必须推个特写！

[–]sastarbucks 1537 points 13 hours ago 

“I thought I knew what the group might need, that we didn’t need a big team talk,” said Keane. “It was Tottenham at home. I thought please don’t go on about Tottenham, we all know what Tottenham is about, they are nice and tidy but we’ll fucking do them. He came in and said: ‘Lads, it’s Tottenham’, and that was it. Brilliant.”

“我知道这个团队大概需要什么，我们压根不需要什么赛前动员”基恩说道，“主场打热刺罢了。别聊他刺了行吗，我们都知道热刺是咋回事，他们踢得不错、阵容齐整，但我们会揍趴他们的。他（指时任曼联主教练弗格森）走进来对我们说：‘伙计们，这不过是托特纳姆热刺。’就这么一句。言简意赅。”

（译注：这段话来自基恩的自传，披露了弗格森在当年曼联对热刺的比赛中场休息时间的更衣室讲话。）

[–]【热刺】EmpyrealSorrow 698 points 13 hours ago 

As much as I hate it, it's just such a good soundbite. And back then, unfortunately, true.

尽管我很讨厌这段，但它的确是上好的原音重现。而且不幸的是，在当年，这确实是事实。

[–]【阿森纳】razor5cl 161 points 13 hours ago 

"I'd be trowin punches at this lad"

“我在场的话绝壁要揍他两拳了”

（译注：上赛季曼联战平热刺的比赛中，德赫亚表现不佳，罗伊-基恩在评论时怒斥德赫亚）

[–]【凯尔特人】BoydRivers 482 points 13 hours ago 

Utd are so bad they’ve turned Evra, the happiest man in football, sad.

Shambles of a club

曼联太差劲了，他们居然能让埃弗拉，足球圈最欢乐的家伙，变得黯然神伤。

俱乐部想必陷入混乱了

（译注：本场比赛，曼联名宿埃弗拉在天空体育直播间里饱受煎熬）

[–]【温布尔登】ThePrussianGrippe 66 points 12 hours ago 

They straight up broke him.

曼联的表现彻底摧毁了他。

[–]alfred_27 52 points 10 hours ago 

He literally went from 'I love this game' to 'what is this game'

他直接从“我爱足球”被打击成了“我爱尼玛个球”

[–]【巴萨】KevinOwensGetsIt 4368 points 13 hours ago 

Leicester need to be given a point deduction for stealing 80 million from Manchester United for Maguire, holy shit he was awful.

用一个马奎尔卷走了曼联8000万，莱斯特城应该被罚分才对，这哥们简直菜得抠脚。

[–]Forza_97 1706 points 12 hours ago 

but he is English so he is worth it

但他有大英户口本啊，值了

[–]【阿森纳】i-am-dan 72 points 11 hours ago 

He's clearly left, what form he had, in a Greek prison cell.

他的巅峰期都留在希腊看守所里了。

（译注：休赛期，马奎尔在希腊因涉嫌斗殴及袭警而被当地警方逮捕。）

[–]【巴西】Wrsj 785 points 12 hours ago 

And they made him captain too. It's 2020 and they are still running with the likes of Shaw, Lindelof, Bailly and Jones.

My god this club deserves to sink, what a nightmare of a decade for Manchester United.

而且曼联还把队长袖标给他。都2020年了，他们居然还在靠肖、林德洛夫、巴伊和琼斯这样的球员驻守城池。

我滴神，这俱乐部活该垮掉，曼联这恶梦一做就是十年啊。

[–]【汉堡】napoleonderdiecke 183 points 12 hours ago 

Even Dortmund has better defenders tbh. And Sancho.

多特蒙德的防守球员都比他们的好。而且人家还有桑乔。

[–]HearVoices 2094 points 13 hours ago 

On one hand United lost 6-1 at Old Trafford. On the other hand Tottenham won 6-1 at Old Trafford. As an Arsenal fan, someone please tell how I'm supposed to feel.

一方面，曼联在老特拉福德输了个1-6。另一方面，热刺在老特拉福德赢了个6-1。作为一名枪迷，对不起，这种时刻，我不知道应该露出什么样的表情。

[–]【切尔西】OrangeGuyFromVenus 818 points 13 hours ago 

If United stays like this we can all beat them 6-1 at Old Trafford :)

曼联继续这么下去，人人都能在老特拉福德干他们一个6-1了。所以，只要微笑就可以了。

[–]【热刺】ZionEmbiid 208 points 12 hours ago 

Have you forgotten that they just signed Cavani?

Hahahaaha

你们是不是忘了他魔签下卡瓦尼了？

哈哈哈哈哈哈

[–]Parsa79 167 points 12 hours ago 

He also has experience with 6-1 losses. -4D chess by Ed.

卡瓦尼拥有丰富的6-1失利经验。——高瞻远瞩三德子

[–]【阿森纳】Hassadar 485 points 12 hours ago 

Evra. Man, I feel his pain. It's what we've gone through at Arsenal.

"people at this club need a slap". I hear you Evra

埃弗拉。天呐，我能感觉得到他的痛苦。这便是我们守望阿森纳至今的感觉。

“俱乐部的很多人都需要一记耳光。”埃弗拉，我听见你这话了。

[–]【阿森纳】repislife 175 points 12 hours ago 

Arsenal and united holding hands and dancing with a banner saying fuck the board

枪迷与魔迷携手共舞，打出横幅“董事会罪大滔天，搞到球迷怨声载道”

[–]Woody424 184 points 12 hours ago 

My friend is a united fan working today and asked me not to spoil anything so he can watch it tonight.... what should I do?

我一红魔朋友今天在上班，让我别跟他剧透战报，他好自己晚上回家再看…我现在可咋整？

[–]【阿森纳】322forever 261 points 12 hours ago 

Be a good friend and don't spoil it lmao

做好哥们该做的，保持缄默

[–]SkyVVaalker 157 points 12 hours ago 

Watch the game again with him, say nothing and just watch his reactions.

陪他一起看，啥也别说，拿包瓜子看他反应。

[–]【热刺】sabinkarris 93 points 12 hours ago 

This is the answer. Just start chuckling softly after the 30s pen to start the game.

此乃正解。30秒点球开场秀之后你就可以适当地发出银铃般的笑声了。

[–]【热刺】alldaymacallan 3881 points 13 hours ago 

I grew up watching Sir Alex’s absolute domination of English football. To see United’s steady decline from those dizzying heights in my late 20s has been frankly unbelievable

I cannot explain how freakishly absurd reading “MUN 1 - TOT 6” is. It’s like hearing Floyd Mayweather get ruthlessly beaten by a Harry from Walthamstow

我是看着弗格森绝对统治下的英国足球长起来的。在我奔三的年岁里，眼瞅着曼联从他们炫彩斑斓的高光时期一路滑坡至此，实在令人难以置信。

我没法解释看到“曼联 1-6 热刺”这样的比分是有多么荒诞不经。听起来就像是梅威瑟（著名拳王）惨败给来自沃尔瑟姆斯托的某个哈利小哥一样。

[–]【阿森纳】Technobrake 1740 points 13 hours ago 

[–]【大阪钢巴】fingers-crossed 728 points 13 hours ago 

The best part is that's from 2014

最强的是，这段推文还是2014年发的。

[–]【皇马】abcris7 307 points 13 hours ago 

And it's still true What a decline

而且依然适用。他魔竟衰败如斯。

[–]【布里斯托尔流浪者】givethatdogagun 213 points 12 hours ago 

i truly believe that united have been an essentially broken club since the glazers took over, but for years this was masked by the sheer genius and mastery of the managerial form that ferguson brought to the club. with him gone, their base dysfunction has been exposed as they've spent seven years lurching from failure to failure

at a fundamental level united have the same problem clubs like newcastle and arsenal have: an ownership that lacks ambition beyond ensuring financial viability. which means that things might come together from time to time, just out of a confluence of beneficial coincidences, but when things fall apart they don't respond with the correct impulses. a lack of genuine ambition and enthusiasm from a club's owners just fucking rots a football team from the inside. united are stuck with a bunch of parasitic owners who just really do not seem to have any interest in making them a more functional and effective side, and i really don't see what the way out is for them

我真心觉得自从格雷泽家族接管曼联以来，曼联实际上就已经是一家被毁掉的俱乐部了，但在多年间，这个事实被弗格森为俱乐部带来的绝世天才和精明管理所掩盖了。在爵爷退休后，他们在根基上的机能失调便暴露无遗，毕竟他们节节败退已蹉跎七年光阴。

从本质上讲，曼联的问题和纽卡斯尔及阿森纳等球队的问题一模一样：俱乐部东家除了吸血之外，全无雄心壮志。这意味着，赚钱和成绩这两件事，在基于利益考量的巧合情况下，确实有可能时不时会重合到一条轨道上，但当二者冲突时，他们往往会选择错误的一边。俱乐部老板缺乏真正的雄心与热情，只会从内部腐坏球队。曼联现在被一群寄生虫困住了，他们貌似并不想打造一支有实力有效率的球队，而我也实在看不出他们的明天在何方。

[–]【巴西】Dske 260 points 13 hours ago 

Yes, thats exactly how i feel and it feels fucking great, all the kids in Brazil battering me in PES for playing Inter while everyone used Manchester United, everyone watching Cristiano dribbling compilations, everyone walking around in Man United shirts, all of them are gone now and it feels fucking great.

没错，层主说出了我的心里话，这感觉真棒。我在实况足球里用国际米兰，结果被巴西这边的小屁孩各种打击，因为所有人都在用曼联，所有人都在看C罗的盘带集锦，所有人都穿着曼联球衣轧马路，如今这帮人都消失了，就这个feel倍儿爽。

[–]【曼联】hennny 175 points 13 hours ago 

Brexit, COVID, lockdown, Tories, United doing shit, job is fucking boring me to tears, weather's crap, I've put on weight, single as a pringle.

Someone end this fucking year already.

脱欧很忙，防疫很忙，隔离很忙，保守党忙，曼联整活猛如虎，工作烦闷惹人哭，气候反常不知暑，上秤惊觉已发福，寡如品客一片薯。

哪位菩萨行行好赶紧结束这垮掉的一年吧。

[–]【利物浦】ijustwanttotalkboobs 1601 points 13 hours ago 

Southampton fans who were all cocky in the Everton Post match thread have pie on their face now, Hojbjerg was class today as was the assist for Aurier

埃弗顿赛后帖里那些狂妄自大的南安普顿球迷现在都被打脸了，霍伊别尔今天踢得很出彩，尤其是他给奥里耶那一脚助攻。

[–]【热刺】akasayah 795 points 13 hours ago 

Hojbjerg has been genuinely great for us. He might not be earth shattering, but he is a confident, solid presence in midfield. He makes everybody around him look a lot better.

霍伊别尔属实不错。他也许没有震天撼地之才，但在中场总能拿出自信而可靠的表现。他让身边的队友也变得更好了。

[–]【阿斯顿维拉】ziggylcd12 308 points 13 hours ago 

You needed a tough tackler in midfield to win the ball back, chase down opponents and then pass it to one of your creative players. Statistically he is what you needed, so it's good it's working out so far

你刺之前在中场就差一个抢球猛男，可以紧跟对手并把球传给你们的创造性球员。从统计数据上说，霍伊比尔正是你们需要的那个男人，截至目前看起来效果还不错。

[–]【热刺】ZaDoruphin 245 points 13 hours ago 

He's been bloody phenomenal ever since we signed him, bar the Everton game. I love him.

自打他加盟以来，他一直有着现象级的发挥，打埃弗顿那场除外。俺稀罕他。

[–]【英格兰】RifleEyez 224 points 17 hours ago 

Kane and Son are so bloody lethal together. How many goals and assists is that between them over the last few games?

凯恩与孙兴慜的组合毁天灭地。过去这几场比赛，他俩一起刷了多个进球和助攻啦？

[–]【热刺】NuclearOreo1206 94 points 16 hours ago 

Wait till Bale starts playing

待到大圣归来那还得了

[–]【热刺】a_magic_wizard 1020 points 13 hours ago 

Sunday - 1-1 vs Newcastle

Tuesday - knock Chelsea out of the league cup

Thursday - 7-2 win, qualify for Europa

Friday - sign Vinicius

Sunday - batter United 6-1 at Old Trafford

What a week after a shakey start to the season! Would've been even better if Eric Dier didn't have arms.

No injures over the break please.

星期一  1-1战平纽卡斯尔

星期二  联赛杯淘汰切尔西

星期四  7-2大胜对手，晋级欧联杯正赛

星期五  维尼修斯（本菲卡）加盟

星期天  作客老特拉福德6-1打爆曼联

哆哆嗦嗦的新赛季开局之后，这一周是多么完美啊！要是戴尔没长手的话（揶揄上一轮的离谱手球判罚），那就更好了。

伤病退散！

[–]【利物浦】muszka9 5207 points 13 hours ago& 13 more 

[–]【德比郡】InsertWittyNameRHere 1764 points 11 hours ago& 4 more 

In b4 Liverpool concede 6 goals

删前留一句，这是利物浦丢6个的意思

[–]J1mjam2112 614 points 10 hours ago 

Soooo about that.

这就尴尬了。

[–]【卡塔吉内斯】darkoc44 269 points 10 hours ago 

U fucking mad man

哥们你牛

[–]CudaBarry 189 points 10 hours ago 

Well, it's 7...

得，7个了…

[–]【曼联】Teroast 72 points 10 hours ago 

Can you say this every week please?

老哥你能每个礼拜都来喊一句吗？

[–]【切尔西】TheEphemeric 100 points 11 hours ago 

Going to reuse this in the Liverpool match thread at this rate.

利物浦的赛后帖估计要把这图拿过去用了

[–]【利物浦】streetlightsglowing_ 712 points 13 hours ago 

perfect

完美

[–]cannacanna 246 points 10 hours ago 

Absolutely perfect now

现在才是真完美

[–]CheekyFifaCunt_7 222 points 13 hours ago 

How did mourinho finish 2nd with this united squad

穆里尼奥当初是怎么把这支曼联带成亚军的？

[–]presumingpete 159 points 13 hours ago 

A worse squad....

他当时那支队还要更差点…

[–]【切尔西】InLampsWeTrust 62 points 12 hours ago 

He said it was one of the greatest achievements in his career and everyone laughed. Nobody is laughing now.

他说那是他职业生涯最伟大的成就之一，当时所有人都在笑。而现在没人笑得出来了。

[–]【曼城】RALat7 61 points 12 hours ago 

Truly the greatest achievement of his career

现在看来真就是他职业生涯最伟大的成就了。