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朋友们好啊我是浑元形意太极门掌门人马保国。刚才有个朋友问我马老师发生什么事了,我说怎么回事,给我发了几张截图,我一看!嗷!原来是昨天,有两个年轻人,三十多岁,一个体重九十多公斤,一个体重八十多公斤,他们说,哎…有一个说是我在健身房练功颈椎练坏了,马老师你能不能教教我浑元功法,哎…帮助治疗一下,我的颈椎病,我说可以。我说你在健身房练死劲儿不好用,他不服气。我说小朋友:你两个手来折我一个手指头,他折不动。他说你这也没用我说我这个有用,这是化劲儿,传统功夫是讲化劲儿的四两拨千金。二百多斤的英国大力士,都握我不动我这一个手指头,啊…哈!他非和我试手,我说可以。诶…我一说呢啪就站起来了,很快啊!然后上来就是一个左正蹬一个右鞭腿一个左刺拳,我全部防出去,防出去了啊,防出去以后自然是传统功夫以点到为止右拳放到他鼻子上没打他,我笑一下准备收拳,由于这时间,按传统功夫的点到为止他已经输了,如果这一拳发力,一拳就把他鼻子打骨折了,放在他鼻子上没有打他,他也承认,我先打到他面部。他不知道拳放在他鼻子上,他承认我先打到他面部,啊,我收拳的时间不打了,他突然袭击左刺拳来打我脸,我大意了啊,没有闪,哎…他的左拳给我眼,啊,右眼,蹭了一下,但没关系啊!他也说,啊他截图也说了,两分多钟以后,当时流眼泪了,捂着眼,我说停停。然后两分多钟以后,两分多钟以后诶就好了,我说小伙子你不讲武德你不懂,他说马老师对不起,对不起,我不懂规矩。啊,我是…他说他是乱打的,他可不是乱打的啊,正蹬,鞭腿,左刺拳,训练有素,后来他说他练过三四年泰拳,啊,看来是有备而来!这两个年轻人不讲武德,来骗!来偷袭!我六十九岁的老同志,这好吗?这不好,我劝这位年轻人好自为之,好好反思,以后不要再犯这样的聪明,小聪明啊,武林要以和为贵,要讲武德,不要搞窝里斗,谢谢朋友们!

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搞笑搬运基地朋友们好啊我是浑元形意太极门掌门人马保国。刚才有个朋友问我马老师发生什么事了,我说怎么回事,给我发了几张截图,我一看!嗷!原来是昨天,有两个年轻人,三十多岁,一个体重九十多公斤,一个体重八十多公斤,他们说,哎…有一个说是我在健身房练功颈椎练坏了,马老师你能不能教教我浑元功法,哎…帮助治疗一下,我的颈椎病,我说可以。我说你在健身房练死劲儿不好用,他不服气。我说小朋友:你两个手来折我一个手指头,他折不动。他说你这也没用我说我这个有用,这是化劲儿,传统功夫是讲化劲儿的四两拨千金。二百多斤的英国大力士,都握我不动我这一个手指头,啊…哈!他非和我试手,我说可以。诶…我一说呢啪就站起来了,很快啊!然后上来就是一个左正蹬一个右鞭腿一个左刺拳,我全部防出去,防出去了啊,防出去以后自然是传统功夫以点到为止右拳放到他鼻子上没打他,我笑一下准备收拳,由于这时间,按传统功夫的点到为止他已经输了,如果这一拳发力,一拳就把他鼻子打骨折了,放在他鼻子上没有打他,他也承认,我先打到他面部。他不知道拳放在他鼻子上,他承认我先打到他面部,啊,我收拳的时间不打了,他突然袭击左刺拳来打我脸,我大意了啊,没有闪,哎…他的左拳给我眼,啊,右眼,蹭了一下,但没关系啊!他也说,啊他截图也说了,两分多钟以后,当时流眼泪了,捂着眼,我说停停。然后两分多钟以后,两分多钟以后诶就好了,我说小伙子你不讲武德你不懂,他说马老师对不起,对不起,我不懂规矩。啊,我是…他说他是乱打的,他可不是乱打的啊,正蹬,鞭腿,左刺拳,训练有素,后来他说他练过三四年泰拳,啊,看来是有备而来!这两个年轻人不讲武德,来骗!来偷袭!我六十九岁的老同志,这好吗?这不好,我劝这位年轻人好自为之,好好反思,以后不要再犯这样的聪明,小聪明啊,武林要以和为贵,要讲武德,不要搞窝里斗,谢谢朋友们!收起

Hello, friends. I am Ma Baoguo, the master of Hunyuan Xingyi Taiji School. Just now, a friend asked me what happened to Teacher Ma. I said what happened and sent me a few screenshots. Let me take a look! Ouch! It turned out to be yesterday. There were two young people in their thirties, one weighing more than 90 kilograms, and the other weighing more than 80 kilograms. They said, hey... one said that my cervical spine was broken when I was practicing in the gym. Teacher Ma, you Can you teach me the Hunyuan exercise, hey...help me treat my cervical spondylosis, I said yes. I said that it’s not good for you to practice death in the gym, and he is not convinced. I said kid: You can fold my finger with two hands, he can't fold it. He said that this is useless for you. I said that this is useful for me. This is to change the strength. Traditional kungfu is the four or two golds of the traditional kung fu. The British Hercules of more than two hundred jins still hold me without moving my finger, ah...ha! He has to try with me, I said yes. Eh... I stood up as soon as I said it, soon! Then it came up with a left forward kick, a right whip leg and a left jab. I all guarded against going out. After going out, it was natural traditional kung fu. The right fist was put on his nose without hitting him. I laughed. I am ready to close the punch. Because of this time, he has already lost according to the traditional kung fu point. If this punch is applied, the punch will break his nose. Putting it on his nose does not hit him, he admits , I hit him in the face first. He didn't know the punch was placed on his nose, he admitted that I hit him on the face first, ah, the time to close my punch is no longer, he suddenly hit my face with a left jab, I was careless, there was no flash, hey …His left fist gave me an eye, ah, right eye, rubbed it, but it’s okay! He also said, ah, he also said in the screenshot, more than two minutes later, I was crying, and I covered my eyes, and I said stop. Then more than two minutes later, after more than two minutes, it will be fine, I said you don’t understand martial arts, you don’t understand, he said, teacher Ma is sorry, I’m sorry, I don’t understand the rules. Ah, I am... He said that he was a gangster, he was not a gangster. He was kicking, whip, and left jab. He was well-trained. Later he said that he had practiced Muay Thai for three or four years. Come prepared! These two young people don't speak martial arts, come to lie! Come sneak attack! My sixty-nine year old comrade, is this all right? This is not good. I urge this young man to do his own thing, reflect on it, and don’t commit such cleverness again in the future. Martial arts should regard peace as the most important thing, speak martial ethics, and don’t engage in fighting in the nest, thank you friends!

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