《不 讲 武 德 马 保 国》全文翻译

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朋友们好,我是浑元形意太极门掌门人马保国,刚才有个朋友问我马老师发生什么

事了,我说,怎么回事,给我发了几张截图,我一看!原来是昨天,有两个年轻人,三十多岁,一个体重,九十多公斤,一个体重八十多公斤,他们说,有一个说是我在健身房练功颈椎练坏了,马老师你能不能教教我浑元功法,帮助治疗一下,我的颈椎病。

Ladies and gentlemen, I’m Baoguo Ma, the master of the Forming and Meaning Tai Chai of Hunyuan. A few minutes ago, a friend of mine asked me, “what happened to you, Mr. Ma?” I didn’t get it. After a while, he sent me some pictures, technically, some screenshots. I cast a glance at those screenshots then immediately dredged up that it was yesterday, there were two guys, energetic and over thirty years old, one weighs about ninety kilograms while the other eighty, asked me whether I could teach him Hunyuan Kung Fu to cure his cervical spondylosis, because he has badly hurt his neck during the workout in a gym.

我说可以。我说你在健身房练死劲,不好用,他不服气。我说小朋友,你两个手来抓我一个手指头,他抓不动。他说你这也没用。我说我这个有用,这是化劲,传统功夫是讲化劲四两拨千金。二百多斤的英国大力士,都握我不动我这一个手指头。

I agreed with that. Then I told him his muscles has little power given they were gained during the workout in the gyms. Obviously, he was not convinced. “Use both of your hands to grab my finger, kid,” I said, then he found he couldn’t bend my finger even a centimeter. He didn’t buy it. I retort him that my Kung Fu is useful and was named ”counteraction.” The traditional Chinese Kung Fu epitomized the old saying:”moving the mountain with few resources.” Once a Mr. Hercules from England who weighs over 100 kilograms tried to bend my finger, but he failed as well.

他非和我试试,我说可以。我一说他啪就站起来了,很快啊!然后上来就是一个左正蹬一个右鞭腿一个左刺拳,我全部防出去了,防出去以后自然是传统功夫点到为止,右拳放到他鼻子上没打他,我笑一下,准备收拳。

As he doggedly insisted on having a fight with me, I gladly agreed. As soon as I finished my words, he immediately stood up, using a left jab in the wake of a fierce pedal and a right leg whip. I warded off his combination. Just as the rules of traditional Chinese Kung Fu said, “enough is enough,“ I suspended my right fist—almost punch him in the nose, then smiled and ready to finish this battle.

就这时间,传统功夫的点到为止,他已经输了,如果这一拳发力,一拳就把他鼻子打骨折了,放在鼻子上没有打他,他也承认,我先打到他面部。他不知道拳放在他鼻子上,他承认我先打到他面部,我收拳的时间不打了,他突然袭击。左刺拳来打我脸,啊,我大e了啊,没有闪,他的左拳给我眼,啊,右眼,蹭了一下,但没关系啊,他也说,啊,他截图也说了,两分多钟以后,当时流眼泪了,捂着眼,我说停停。然后两分钟以后,两分多钟以后诶就好了,我说小伙子,你不讲武德,你不懂。

According to the laws above, he has already lose this battle. If I didn’t stop my assault and punch him very hard, his nose would surely be dislocated. I hit him in the face faster than he could, and he also agreed with that latter. However, at that moment, he didn’t realize my fist was before his nose. When I put down my fist, he suddenly punch my face with a left jab. On that time, I didn’t notice his movement thus failed to avoid it. This time, it scratched my right eye, but I didn’t blame him. After that, he also blamed himself during the dialogue between us on the phone. After 2 minutes, my right eye started to ooze tears and I had to cover it with my hands. “hold on, hold on,” I said. After 2 minutes, I felt much better. I told him that he did not understand and respect the norms of traditional Chinese Kung Fu.

他说马老师对不起,我不懂规矩。他说他是乱打的,他可不是乱打的啊,蹬蹬边腿左刺拳,训练有素,后来他说他练过三四年泰拳,啊,看来是有备而来!这两个年轻人不讲武德,来骗,来偷袭,我六十九岁的老同志,这好吗?这不好,我劝这位年轻人耗子尾汁,好好反思,以后不要再犯这样的聪明,小聪明,啊,武林要以和为贵,要讲武德,不要搞窝里斗,谢谢朋友们!

He apologized, then said he wasn’t familiar with the rules and knew little about the boxing skills. That’s nonsenses. The combination he played during the battle means that he was fully trained. Latter, he told me he had been training in Thai boxing for over three years, namely, he was well-prepared. These two blunderers respect no norms of traditional Chinese Kung Fu, hoodwinking and raiding a 69-year-old man like me. Is that really good? Apparently not. My advice for this young man is:

• Conduct yourself well

• Reflect on your behavior

• Do not cheat on a game anymore

Martial arts world always cherish the principles that peace is the most precious. We also hold high the banner of Wushu ethics, and internal conflict is not an option. Thank y’all!




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唉,朋友们好啊,我是腾讯课堂形而下高等数学第一人——姜小伟刚才有个朋友问我姜老师发生什么事了,我说怎么回事,给我发了几张截图。我一看!嗷!原来是昨天,有两个年轻人。二十多岁,一个985,天大的,一个211,地大的。他们说,诶...有一个说是我在考研自习室把拉格朗日了,姜老师你能不能教教我形而下记忆法,诶...帮助总结一下,我的高等数学。我说可以。我说你在考研自习室永四劲儿,不好用,他不服气。诶...我说小朋友,你两个随便出一道三重积分。他说你这也没用。我说我这个有用,这是基本功,传统数学是讲基本功的,数形结合。菲尔兹奖的爱死爱死比,都无法手算三重积分…哈!他非要和我试试,我说可以。诶…我一说完他啪就站起来了,很快啊!然后上来就是一个无穷级数,一个三阶矩阵一个正态分布,我全部防区(口误)防出去了啊!防出去以后自然是传统数学以点到为止,出了一道一元二次方程反问他,我笑一下准备收题,因为这时间,按传统数学的点到为止他已经输了。如果这一题发力,一题他就放弃考研了,他也承认,他解不出来。他不知道我这个方程没有实数解哈,他承认他不会解啊,啊!我收题的时间不比了,他突然袭击,傅里叶级数来让我求和啊,我大意了啊,没有带计算器,诶…他的级数给我啊,脑瓜子,蹭了一下,但没关系啊!他也说,啊他截图也说了,两分多钟以后,当时流眼泪了,捂着太阳穴,我说停停。然后两分钟...钟以后,两分多钟以后诶就好啦,我说小伙子你不讲数德你不懂,塔说姜老师对不...对不起,我不懂规矩。啊,我是…他说他是乱出的,他可不是乱出的啊,傅里叶级数结合复变函数,训练有素,后来他说他考研考三四年了。啊,看来是,有备而来!这两个年轻人不讲数德,来骗!来偷袭,我一十九岁的老同志。这好吗?这不好!我劝!这位年轻人好自为之,好好反思,以后不要再犯这样的聪明,小聪明,啊,呃…考研要以和为贵,要讲数德,不要搞窝里斗。谢谢朋友们!

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