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[–]【尤文图斯】CheekyFifaCunt_7 807 points 17 hours ago 

Mourinho has turned this Tottenham side to another level wow

穆里尼奥为你带来船新版本的热刺

[–]sir_wolfeye 474 points 17 hours ago 

When Mourinho's plan works, it works to perfection.

只要鸟叔的战术奏效，那就一定会奏效到极致。

[–]【阿森纳】meezy295 606 points 17 hours ago 

We’re literally burnley. But we suck at being burnley

我们简直就是北伦敦伯恩利。然而我们连假扮伯恩利都扮得一塌糊涂。

[–]rhysappa 251 points 17 hours ago 

Dyche Derby next weekend

这么说下周末就是戴奇德比咯

[–]【曼联】fungusnotamongus 200 points 17 hours ago 

Duolingo Dyche vs Propah British Chap Dyche.

Who will survive?

西班牙风味戴奇 VS 英格兰原味戴奇。

谁能胜出？

[–]futureviking3030 78 points 16 hours ago 

Not the viewers, that's for sure.

反正观众输定了。

[–]【曼联】Im-A-Big-Guy-For-You 1366 points 17 hours ago 

what is the count on crosses guys, let's see if the maffs worked

今天这场有多少脚传中啊兄弟们，瞧瞧数学学得好究竟能成啥事

[–]Sirzechs04Gremory 658 points 17 hours ago 

51 for arsenal and 9 for Tottenham

阿森纳传中51次，热刺9次

[–]【热刺】Mozzafella 606 points 17 hours ago 

Have I ever told you the definition of insanity?

我跟你讲过疯狂的定义吗？

[–]【曼联】Im-A-Big-Guy-For-You 237 points 17 hours ago 

who knew a failed math teacher could be worse than a pE teacher

谁能想到一名失败的数学老师还能比一名体育老师差劲呢？

（译注：阿森纳在上轮英超输给狼队，阿尔特塔在赛后谈到球队传中次数和进球数的正相关，强调这是“数学”。而体育老师则是索肖上任曼联之初被揶揄的绰号。）

[–]【热刺】Pele20Alli 1186 points 17 hours ago 

Arteta's favorite childhood game:

Noughts and crosses

阿尔特塔最爱的童年游戏：

我OO你XX

（译注：一种在井字格里画O或X的游戏，先连成三个相同图案者胜。nought既有“圆圈”之意，也有“无价值”之意；cross既有“交叉”之意，也有“传中”之意。）

[–]【切尔西】masonbrit 266 points 17 hours ago 

Hold up. That’s actually pretty fucking good.

楼上保研的吧。玩得一手好双关。

[–]【曼联】Atlascantakeit 276 points 17 hours ago 

Arteta is making a good few of the broadsheet football journos and footy hipsters everywhere look a bit silly. The hype was ridiculous. That performance combined with the Partey debacle, under Emery, would have had their fans calling for the sack.

阿尔特塔打脸了许多足球媒体记者和足球潮人。他们的吹捧简直搞笑。阿森纳赔了三分又折托马斯，换作是埃梅里在位的话，早就被枪迷喊下课了。

[–]【皇马】sangpls 97 points 17 hours ago 

To be fair, if bellerin's the one crossing, does it count as a cross? I'm thinking maybe a 1/3 of one

咱有啥说啥啊，就贝莱林的那传中技术，能算传中吗？他抡三脚能合一次传中数据吧

[–]【马瑟韦尔】AjenoMerveilles 63 points 17 hours ago 

The problem with Arsenal is that they always try to cross it in...

阿森纳的问题在于他们老想着把球“传”进球门…

[–]【热刺】myyrc 1348 points 17 hours ago 

3 shots, 2 goals, clean sheet, 32% possesion, finishing with 6 defenders. What a great example of a Mourinho win.

3次射门，2个进球，零封对手，32%的控球率，6后卫守到终场。教科书般的穆里尼奥式胜利。

[–]【曼联】W-209FC 188 points 16 hours ago 

If Mourinhos team scores first it is basically game over.

但凡鸟叔的球队先进球，比赛基本就失去悬念了。

[–]【热刺】AssFingerFuck3000 217 points 16 hours ago 

Unless we're playing West Ham :'(

西汉姆联不吃这一套 :'(

[–]【热刺】ihateredditors2022 754 points 17 hours ago 

The absolute chad move of replacing the bus with a double decker bus in it's place.

撤下大巴，换上一辆双层大巴，我TM直呼内行。

[–]crystal_shyps 283 points 16 hours ago 

Rodon for Bergwijn in stoppage time to bring on his 6th defender (with Sissoko and Hojbjerg still out there too) might be the quintessential Mourinho substitution. He must have loved that one.

补时阶段，罗顿出场替下贝尔温，此时场上包括西索科和霍伊别尔在内已有六名防守球员，这一招实在是穆式经典换人。如此锦囊必是他的心头好。

[–]【皇马】_Garou 838 points 17 hours ago 

40 crosses lmao

奋力传中40脚，老子笑到去口腔科挂了个号

[–]【图瓦卢甲级联赛】Ariandelmerth 405 points 17 hours ago 

At least if you plan to cross, fucking whip it in! Not some weak ass floaters...

如果你打算传中，最起码你特么得让球呼啸而入啊！软绵绵地飘进去瞧不起谁呢……

[–]【利物浦】CT_x 317 points 17 hours ago 

Even if they did have players that could cross they're aiming for 5'3 Lacazette. It's fucking pathetic. Maddening to watch and I hate the club.

就算他们有传中不错的球员，但禁区里接应的可是1米75的拉卡泽特啊。闻者伤心见者流泪。这球越看越没劲，我不喜欢这支阿森纳。

[–]【图瓦卢甲级联赛】Ariandelmerth 100 points 17 hours ago 

Yeah, so they should cross it low and hard and Auba and Laca should make runs at both posts. But no, why would you? Let's float it in!

是啊，他们本可以传快速低平球进去，奥巴梅扬和拉卡在前后门柱都能跑出机会。然而他们就不，干嘛那么传？给老铁们表演个飘浮咒！

[–]【曼城】dat_w 224 points 17 hours ago 

Dier easily stat padding aerial duels won stat with that amount of crosses lmao

对方这么多传中，戴尔的争顶成功数据刷来全不费功夫，哈哈哈哈

[–]【英格兰】InoyouS2 127 points 17 hours ago 

Few more games against Arsenal and his head might resemble Maguire's.

再跟阿森纳多踢几场，戴尔的脑袋可就变马奎尔（大头）的size咯。

[–]【利加大学】El_McGrifty 549 points 17 hours ago 

Arsenal are playing Van Gaal hoofball with no Fellaini

阿森纳没有范加尔的命（费莱尼），还得了范加尔的病

[–]【热刺】jamadelo 140 points 17 hours ago 

If you keep crossing, it will come.

持续传中，总会进球。

[–]Aggravating_Meme 60 points 16 hours ago 

It's pure maths i tell you

简单的数学啦，哇ga里贡

[–]【曼联】OuchYouPokedMyHeart 65 points 16 hours ago 

Oh god I just got reminded of those awful times again

噢天呐，我魔当年的黑暗岁月仿佛重现眼前

[–]【热刺】tottenhamnole 786 points 17 hours ago 

7/9 points against City, Chelsea, and Arsenal with 3 clean sheets. What the fuck is happening.

近三轮联赛连碰曼城、切尔西和阿森纳，9分里怒砍7分，一球未失。我刺这是拜了哪位菩萨啊？

[–]GameplayerStu 209 points 17 hours ago 

Mourinho.

穆里尼奥。

[–]champ19nz 339 points 17 hours ago 

Experienced top class manager.

经验丰富的顶级主帅。

[–]【曼联】HeungMinSwan 370 points 17 hours ago 

10/12 if you include us ;(

加上我魔的话，你刺12分里拿了10分 ;(

[–]Stonewalled89 804 points 17 hours ago 

Arsenal just got Mourinho'd

阿森纳被玩了个鸟。

[–]【贝斯城FC】tinstop 413 points 17 hours ago 

and Kaned.

被当成了凯子。

[–]【比利时】RunningFerDauyz 314 points 17 hours ago 

And Soned

被踢成了孙子。

[–]ParkingSlice 176 points 17 hours ago 

I swear Sergio Ramos has a poster of kane on his wall, what fucking great defensive work

我发誓拉莫斯家里墙上就挂着凯恩的海报，凯恩今天的防守任务完成得太尼玛出色了

[–]【热刺】ukronin 123 points 17 hours ago 

According to Sky Sports Kane had more touches in his box (4) than he did in Arsenal’s (2)

天空体育消息，凯恩在自家禁区内的触球次数（4）比他在阿森纳禁区里的触球次数（2）还多

[–]【热刺】jamadelo 79 points 17 hours ago 

CF/CB

锋卫摇摆人

[–]【热刺】alldaymacallan 1900 points 17 hours ago 

Our fans singing “Your support is shit” to an empty away stand must have made Jose proud. Proper cunts

我刺球迷对着空荡荡的客队看台高唱“你们支持了个寂寞”，这一幕肯定让穆帅很自豪。永远混蛋，永远热泪盈眶。

[–]【利物浦】daibz 333 points 17 hours ago 

Absolutely shithousery and i love it. I was wishing they where gonna cheer at every cross arsenal had

太没品了，我喜欢。我本希望他们会为阿森纳的每一次传中喝彩呢

[–]【利物浦】Thesolly180 359 points 17 hours ago 

Love that, it sounded class with them in

我爱这一幕，主场有球迷，三分更甜蜜

[–]【阿森纳】Zilllnaijaboy99 273 points 17 hours ago 

Leeds and Aston Villa don't have better players than Arsenal on paper.

Yet both teams have played much better football than us this season.

The buck stops at Arteta's table and he has been thoroughly bad, awful and has no plan B.

This match was 100% Arteta's fault, Mourinho countered him and he had no ideas , none

利兹联和阿斯顿维拉的纸面实力并不如阿森纳。

然而这两支球队在这个赛季都踢得比我厂更好。

打成这样，阿尔特塔必须把锅背好，他已经彻底没辙了，糟糕透顶而且毫无变招。

这场失利100%是阿尔特塔的责任，穆里尼奥把他吃得死死的，而他毫无办法，一点也没有。

[–]【利物浦】Aus_Daniel 358 points 14 hours ago 

Fabinho MOTM for me. Was near flawless

在我看来，法比尼奥是本场最佳。近乎无懈可击的发挥。

[–]【利物浦】bo3isalright 264 points 14 hours ago 

I genuinely think we've just been playing a top 5 CB in the world in the midfield for the last 2 years.

He is literally insane.

说句真心话，我觉得我军在过去两年里一直都在拿一名世界前五的中卫在当中场用。

这哥们太炸裂了。

[–]【利物浦】alexm42 62 points 14 hours ago 

With how far forward our Fullbacks play, Fabinho at the 6 basically is a center back. And he's damn good at it.

你想想咱家后卫插上的幅度吧，法比尼奥在6号位干的基本上就是中卫的活儿了。而且他还干得挺不错。

[–]008Gerrard008 167 points 14 hours ago 

He's the best defensive midfielder in the world. I hope he ends back up there, a Fabinho, Thiago, and Henderson midfield would be phenomenal.

他是世界最佳防守中场。希望他能固定在中场位置，法比尼奥+蒂亚戈+亨德森的中场配置会是现象级的。

[–]【切尔西】CoolstorySteve 340 points 14 hours ago* 

Everytime Liverpool play a team in the Everton,Wolves,Southampton,Leicester type teams bracket I always get my hopes up that they can pull an upset but it’s always a Liverpool stomp.

每当利物浦对阵像是埃弗顿、狼、南安普顿以及莱斯特城这一类球队时，我都希望能搞出点动静好让大家开开会，结果回回都是利物浦的单方面吊打。

[–]mediocre_little_shit 171 points 14 hours ago 

and i’m always nervous as a Liverpool supporter...yet somehow they usually play right into Liverpool’s hands

作为军迷，我可回回都把速效救心丸捏在手里的……然而这几支队一般也就稀里糊涂被我军揣兜里了。

[–]【利物浦】Consistent_Mammoth 94 points 14 hours ago 

It's the perfect niche in a way, good enough to get everyone awake and ready for a tough game but not good enough to actually compete with us when we get going. Bottom half teams can be too easy on paper and if they get going it'll catch us out, top teams can keep pace with us if we're anything but out best.

某种程度上这是个完美的生态环境，足够让所有人打起精神准备应对艰苦的比赛，但又不足以在我们起势的时候对我们造成实质性威胁。中下游球队也许表面上不足为惧，但他们要是一旦进入状态，还是够我军喝一壶的。而如果我们拿不出最佳水准，那么顶级强队就会紧咬我们不放。

[–]【埃弗顿】Giraffe_Baker 73 points 13 hours ago 

Take us out of that bracket when it comes to playing them.

Fucking decade without a win against them.

别介，打利物浦的话可得把我糖从上面那些队里择出去。

都特喵十年了，就没赢过他军一场。

[–]【斯图加特】ThatkidJerome 408 points 14 hours ago 

Curtis was outstanding today

柯蒂斯-琼斯今天的表现很优秀

[–]【利物浦】Koppite93 210 points 14 hours ago 

He's been for a while now really.. good to see a local lad doing well

他表现优秀有一阵了，很高兴看到有本土小伙儿闯出点名堂

[–]【西汉姆联】PrisonersofFate 84 points 14 hours ago 

He seems quite smart with the ball

他球商很高的样子

[–]never_pm_me_ok 46 points 14 hours ago 

He’s been great in every game this season. Been incredibly impressed and he’s only 19.

本赛季他出场的比赛踢得都挺好。给人留下了难以置信的印象，而且他才19岁。

[–]【狼】calm_your_socks 119 points 14 hours ago 

Some saucy goals there. Liverpool were good tonight, but they really didn’t need to work too hard.

Felt we really missed Jimenez as a focal point in the first half but I can’t explain the second half collapse, defensively very poor. Semedo caught out of position often and Coady uncharacteristically at fault for the first goal.

I have confidence that Nuno will find solutions, and that a back four will work with some fine tuning.

进球漂亮没话说。利物浦今晚踢得是挺不错的，但他们其实也犯不上使太大劲儿。

上半场希门尼斯缺阵确实是我们的软肋，但我实在想不通下半场怎么就崩盘了，防守简直拉胯。塞梅多频繁失位，而科迪在第一个失球时也一反常态出现失误。

我相信努诺会找到解决办法的，只要好好调整，四后卫还是行得通。

[–]【利物浦】Eppit 66 points 14 hours ago 

Switching Traoré to target Williams in the second half seemed like the right thing to do. Unsure why it didn't work.

下半场让特劳雷换边借以强攻威廉姆斯是一着妙棋。就是不太明白为什么收效甚微。

[–]【狼】BoogieMon 25 points 14 hours ago 

Agreed my friend, we will bounce back. Liverpool at home is no joke, and we had an oddly poor second half.

说得好朋友，我们会反弹的。这可是主场作战的利物浦，跟你闹呢？我们下半场也莫名其妙丢了魂。

[–]Routine-Lengthiness1 572 points 14 hours ago* 

This is a team with Thiago Alcantara, Virgil Van Dijk, and Alisson Becker still to come back into it. Jesus.

这支利物浦的伤病名单里还有蒂亚戈、范戴克和阿利松等待归队。老天呀。

[–]【利物浦】Hoodxd 362 points 14 hours ago 

And Joe Gomez, Shaqiri, Ox and most importantly James Milner

陪伴他们的还有戈麦斯、沙奇里、张伯伦以及最重要的米尔纳

[–]CrystalSpurs 98 points 14 hours ago 

That's ridiculously good depth

这板凳深度就离谱

[–]【利物浦】ddy_stop_plz 123 points 13 hours ago 

A far cry from 2016. We are incredibly lucky that basically every signing besides Karius and Grujic under Klopp have made a significant impact and are key components of the team.

2016年的我哭得好大声。我军的运气算是好得出奇了，克洛普接任以来的每一笔签约，除开卡里乌斯和格鲁伊奇，几乎都起到了重要作用，也都是推动这支球队运转的关键齿轮。

[–]【曼联】digitag 101 points 14 hours ago 

Wolves really struggled without Jimenez as an outlet, or indeed Jota as an option.

狼队失了希门尼斯这个突破点，也没了若塔这个备选项，属实挣扎。

[–]【利物浦】NiK3_Aub4mey4ng 55 points 14 hours ago 

Yeh they did, countless crosses in the box to really no one for the end product. I think it is really going to hurt them going forward.

可说是呢，他们往禁区里疯狂传中，却没有一个终结者。这对他们的攻势来说实在太伤了。

[–]【切尔西】Deuce_GM 50 points 14 hours ago 

Klopp is making me relive my old feelings towards SAF

Massive respect and acknowledgment for how great they are as coaches, but absolutely fucking hate both of them

克洛普让我当年对弗格森爵士的感觉又回来了。

我对他们作为教练的成就致以崇高的敬意，但我真是恨透他们俩了。

[–]GordonShepard 262 points 14 hours ago 

Honestly every other team in the league should be shitting it at the fact this half-strength Liverpool team is already so good and should be even more concerned that they will be full strength next season and the one after with ridiculous young players in the pipeline.

说真的，眼瞅着这支半残阵容的利物浦都能踢得这么好，英超其他球队早该换条裤子了，同时也该更加担心下赛季全员出击的利物浦、以及更往后的利物浦，毕竟他们青训系统输送的好苗子可是一茬接一茬。

[–]【热刺】Mick4Audi 160 points 14 hours ago 

Yeah, despite our great league position so far I'm not really convinced we're even on the same level as Liverpool yet. Absolutely ridiculous how well they play even with key players injured. I get it must suck for Liverpool fans but Klopp isn't using these injuries as excuses

没错，尽管我刺目前在联赛名列前茅，然而我并不相信我们就真能和利物浦平起平坐了。哪怕核心球员受伤，他们也能踢出好球，这太厉害了。我能理解利物浦球迷对这样的伤病潮有多么心塞，但是克洛普却并未拿伤病当借口。

[–]【利物浦】whyandoubleyoueh 103 points 14 hours ago 

This has been the most refreshing part. When VVD went down it was pure sadness, but since it's just been like, Klopp can manage this, any player willing to die in battle for him. Can't even imagine what we will be like with Thiago in this side

这就是我军最令人耳目一新的地方。当范戴克赛季报销时，大家都沉浸在悲伤中，但只要想到克洛普总能排除万难继续前进，每个球员便都愿意为他战斗至最后一息。要是蒂亚戈伤愈归来，我们的队伍该有多棒啊。

[–]【巴萨】anonymousloverboy 230 points 14 hours ago 

Imagine losing 4-0 at Anfield... could never be my club

试想一下在安菲尔德输个4-0是怎样一种体验…反正我家球队是干不出这种事

[–]【利物浦】AmateurVasectomist 148 points 14 hours ago 

Semedo having flashbacks

塞梅多：啊行了行了，有画面了

[–]transylvanianboi 82 points 14 hours ago 

Imagine being Nelson semedo

试想一下作为尼尔森-塞梅多是怎样一种体验

[–]【巴萨】anonymousloverboy 52 points 14 hours ago 

Could never play for my club

反正我家球队是出不了这种人

[–]【利物浦】Badrap247 10 points 14 hours ago 

F

啥都不说了，致敬