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[–]【AC米兰】bruzzzzi 2613 points 16 hours ago 

Injury derby is happening

伤病德比即将上映

[–]golowsk56 900 points 16 hours ago 

Both legs to be cancelled because of injury.

由于伤病的关系，两回合全部取消。

[–]【切尔西】mayank_cfc 654 points 16 hours ago* 

Because of no legs left

Edit : Thank you kind stranger for my first ever award

毕竟“回”头一数，“合”计零人

编辑：感谢好心的陌生人给打赏

（译注：leg既有腿的意思，也指赛事中的回合）

[–]Trust_Me_Im_A_Doctor（相信我我是个医生） 175 points 14 hours ago 

One of the two teams will score in injury time. This is the only way.

其中一支球队将在伤停时间进球。只能这样了。

[–]mayank_cfc 33 points 14 hours ago 

Username checks out

看你的ID就知道没毛病

[–]【利物浦】batigoal 364 points 15 hours ago 

I'm feeling good about it. I think our stretchers are up for the task. Physios have looked up for it in the meetings as well.

我反正很乐观。咱们的担架队已经严阵以待了。队医也在各种开会研究对策。

[–]【皇马】SeryaphFR 82 points 13 hours ago 

Our medical team will be misdiagnosing players left right and center, y'all have no chance in this.

Dupont's gonna be out here flying into two footed tackles on recently recovered players.

我们的医疗团队会对球员进行全方位的误诊，跟我团比这个，你军一点机会都没有。

此外，对于那些近期康复归队的球员，我们还有杜邦（皇马体能教练）先生的双腿飞铲招呼他们。

[–]【阿森纳】kingmakyeda 8184 points 16 hours ago 

Pep spends every waking minute analysing Dortmund's patterns from defensive throw-ins. To negate any threat, he deploys a 2-3-1-3-1 formation with Stones LW and Zinchenko false 9.

City go out on pens with Sterling blazing the last one over the bar.

瓜帅从后场界外球开始拼命研究多特蒙德。为了将威胁苗头扼杀在摇篮里，他部署了2-3-1-3-1阵型，斯通斯打左边锋，津琴科则是伪9号。

曼城最终因为斯特林最后一罚高出门楣而饮恨点球大战。

[–]【曼城】feage7 3614 points 16 hours ago 

The scenes when Ederson walks out in an outfield kit for the second leg.

已经浮现出第二回合时埃德森身穿非门将球衣出场的画面了。

[–]R4TTIUS 1107 points 15 hours ago 

Its fine tho ederson and walker will just swap for the match

那不挺好，埃德森和沃克还能灵活换位

[–]【瑞典】LordSpeechLeSs 1104 points 16 hours ago 

Every single time. Man City were almost unbeatable with that D. Silva - Fernandinho - De Bruyne midfield, yet Pep would make some needless change for a CL knockout game to throw the other manager off or something, and it never worked.

每次都是这样。坐拥D席、费鸟和德布劳内的中场组合，曼城本来是近乎无敌的，然而瓜帅为了唬住对方主帅，总是毫无必要地在淘汰赛阶段对打法做出调整，但是却从没奏效过。

[–]【比利时】Robo-Connery 589 points 15 hours ago 

The Lyon game was unbelievable.

输给里昂那次就离谱。

[–]【皇马】EliteeI 6624 points 16 hours ago222 

Injured CF v Injured FC

伤病俱乐部对阵伤病俱乐部

[–]sympathytaste 3751 points 16 hours ago 

Both legs to be played in the hospital.

两回合（腿）均在医院举行

[–]adrian_rainy_day 1278 points 16 hours ago* 

Bold to assume they'll have fresh both legs

你居然敢假定他们的两条腿还能用

[–]【皇马】McTulus 164 points 15 hours ago 

Oh, it's not fresh. The legs are preserved in the hospital lab for the medical students to study.

嗷，当然没法用了。这些腿腿已经做好妥善防腐，以供医学生研究用。

[–]justhereforoneday 529 points 16 hours ago* 

Does Liverpool have two working legs?

利物浦还有好腿吗？

[–]【利物浦】dave1992 507 points 16 hours ago 

what is leg

腿是什么？

[–]【皇马】jaloleman 1089 points 16 hours ago 

Fuck it lets play 5v5

艹，要不咱们改打五对五吧

[–]【法国】Koin- 695 points 16 hours ago 

Nuke or Dust2?

核子危机还是炙热沙城2？

（译注：皆为CS经典地图）

[–]【利物浦】Silverarrows46 503 points 16 hours ago 

On the bright side for you if you can get Hazard fit for the game he'll finally show up. Always does vs us.

往好里想，如果你团的阿扎尔届时能伤愈的话，那他肯定会在比赛中闪光。踢我军他总是能出彩。

[–]【皇马】ziyech0165ehniffoo 385 points 16 hours ago 

He wont play again this season

他已经赛季报销了

[–]【利物浦】111Jay111 242 points 15 hours ago 

Just bring him to Liverpool anyway.

Anfield is to Hazard what the sun is to Superman.

总之你们把他带到利物浦来就对了。

安菲尔德之于阿扎尔就像是太阳之于超人。

[–]【利物浦】_cumblast_ 583 points 16 hours ago 

Salah vs. Ramos, 2018 replay. So many narratives.

萨拉赫vs拉莫斯，梦回2018。太多故事了。

[–]【利物浦】offiziersmesser 353 points 16 hours ago 

Reckon both would get injured before the game.

大胆点，这二位在赛前就都躺医疗室了。

[–]【AC米兰】bzogaj92 3282 points 16 hours ago 

Real Madrid vs Liverpool will be spicy

皇马对利物浦，太刺激了

[–]【皇马】thebig6 2350 points 16 hours ago 

Ramos vs Salah 👀

拉莫斯 vs 萨拉赫 👀

[–]HAWmaro 1856 points 16 hours ago 

Ramos will go for a german suplex this time.

水爷这次估计要使出一招德式拱桥摔。

[–]【利物浦】callzor 961 points 15 hours ago 

"This time he wont survive"

“这一次，他可活不了了”

[–]【利物浦】UpTheMightyReds 282 points 14 hours ago 

If he dies, he dies

他完蛋，他也完蛋

[–]AA_96 940 points 16 hours ago 

Good defence vs. Good attack

Bad attack vs. Bad defence

Nice

坚盾vs利矛

纸矛vs草盾

漂亮

[–]【利物浦】clashoftherats 1538 points 16 hours ago 

   Bad attack vs. Bad defence

We’re playing ourselves?

   纸矛vs草盾

所以是我打我自己？

[–]【皇马】abcris7 331 points 16 hours ago 

lmao you lot must still be better than us offensively, surely?

哈哈哈，就这样你们的进攻也比我团强，不是吗？

[–]【利物浦】clashoftherats 964 points 16 hours ago 

We’ve scored once at Anfield in 2021 mate, enough said

2021年我们在安菲尔德只进过1个球，别的都不用说。

[–]【皇马】b3as7ma5t3r_64 506 points 16 hours ago 

Budapest is a different beast tho

在布达佩斯你们可是完全不同的怪物啊

（译注：指利物浦战胜RB莱比锡）

[–]【利物浦】HarbyFullyLoaded_12 292 points 15 hours ago 

4 in 2. You better pray we won’t meet in there.

两回合进了四个。你最好祈祷咱们不会在那儿踢。

[–]【利物浦】nowitasshole 388 points 16 hours ago 

And if we get through that it could be Liverpool vs Chelsea as potential semi-final, like old times.

如果我们能过关的话，半决赛搞不好会遇到切尔西，往日重现啊。

[–]【马拉肯查】destroy-demonocracy 318 points 16 hours ago 

To get to Istanbul, no less...

比赛场地还是在伊斯坦布尔，依旧…

[–]【利物浦】Digging_For_Ostrich 251 points 16 hours ago 

Go on...

接着说…

[–]【利物浦】Pigou07 70 points 14 hours ago 

....as underdogs.

…是不被看好的一方。

[–]【普利茅斯】big_swinging_dicks 465 points 16 hours ago 

City/Bayern/PSG/Dortmund all on the same half of the draw - brutal

曼城/拜仁/大巴黎/多特蒙德，全抽在一个半区——搁这炼蛊呢

[–]【多特蒙德】wild_in_16 298 points 13 hours ago 

call an ambulance....but not for me

快去叫救护车……倒不是给我叫的

[–]【皇马】tweazz 4682 points 16 hours ago 

Alright liverpool, let's see if either of us has any remaining fit players by the time the first match comes.

行吧利物浦，我倒要看看首回合开始时咱俩谁的阵容里还有能站着的球员

[–]【皇马】donniedarkero 533 points 16 hours ago 

Why not both teams request for 5v5

为什么两队不干脆申请踢五人制呢？

[–]【巴萨】Zidlicky3 385 points 16 hours ago 

Ramos, Casemiro, Modric, Kroos & Benzema.

Ngl, wouldn’t want to face them in UCL...

拉莫斯、卡塞米罗、莫德里奇、克罗斯以及本泽马。

有一说一，谁也不想在欧冠里碰上这五位爷。

[–]【利物浦】AdityaG10 103 points 16 hours ago 

Ramos in goal?

拉莫斯守门？

[–]NilsFanck 122 points 15 hours ago 

Milner for us

那我们选米尔纳当门将

[–]olliiris 104 points 14 hours ago 

Just five Milners

直接上五个米尔纳

[–]sympathytaste 1461 points 16 hours ago 

Both will lose and leave the stadium in ambulances

两队双输，并享受救护车送行的待遇

[–]【利物浦】cosantoir 159 points 16 hours ago 

Forced to sim the match on Fifa.

不得不通过FIFA游戏模拟这一轮比赛

[–]【国际米兰】OCDIsMyThing 92 points 16 hours ago 

"Fuck, I broke my thumb while pressing X"

“妈蛋，按X键把我大拇指按伤了”

[–]【德国】0DegreesCalvin 1155 points 16 hours ago 

The fans will hold hands together and sing “Ow, my soft tissue injury” in Spanish and Scouse.

双方球迷一同携手，用西班牙语和利物浦腔合唱“噢，我的软组织损伤”

[–]【巴萨】ThealcoholicGoat 525 points 16 hours ago 

You’ll never not walk alone

你永远不会独行

[–]Leto2GoldenPath 1192 points 16 hours ago2 

You’ll Never Walk Again*

你永远不再溜达

[–]【沙夫豪森】Progression28 407 points 15 hours ago222 

When you limp, through a storm,

hold your cask up high

and don‘t, be afraid

to lean on

At the end, of surgery

there‘s rehabilitation

and the sweet, prolonged spell, on the sidelines

Limp on, through the wind

Limp on, through the pain

Though your knees be tossed, and blown

Limp on, Limp on

With splints, in your limbs

And you‘ll never walk again

You‘ll never walk again

当你一瘸一拐穿过风暴

高举你的酒瓶

别害怕

去依凭

在手术的彼端

会有康复痊愈

以及来自场外美妙而持久的咒语

蹒跚前进，无惧狂风

蹒跚前进，无畏伤痛

哪管那膝盖千疮百孔

蹒跚前进，蹒跚前进

靠着你满是夹板的肢体

而你再也无法步行

你再也无法步行

[–]【利物浦】BroOfDumbo 1761 points 16 hours ago 

Nat Phillips vs Real Madrid, clash of the titans.

纳撒尼尔-菲利普斯迎战皇家马德里，单挑巨人之战

[–]GOR098 722 points 16 hours ago 

Scenes when Phillips heads Ramos instead of the ball.

快进到菲利普斯一个头槌没顶着球却正中拉莫斯。

[–]【利物浦】Freestyled_It 366 points 15 hours ago 

Give him a lifetime contract if he manages that

他要真干出这事，马上跟他签终身合同

[–]【巴萨】Duck-Head 1324 points 16 hours ago* 

Thanks a lot PSG for not letting us qualify for quarter finals.

对大巴黎不让我村晋级的舍己为人精神致以诚挚谢意。

[–]【巴黎圣日耳曼】MCN59 376 points 14 hours ago 

Come on , i'm pretty sure y'all want to take revenge on Bayern for that game

你可拉倒吧，谁不知道你们想亲自找拜仁报仇啊

[–]【巴萨】Vriz 266 points 14 hours ago* 

Yea but we probably can't take revenge until next season...this season we would have given bayern more of a fight but it still ends in their favour

是没错，但报仇这事恐怕只能等到下赛季了…这个赛季要是碰上拜仁，我们最多也就跟他们拼一场，但结局注定还是他们笑到最后。

[–]【切尔西】SouthFromGranada 2010 points 16 hours ago 

Just glad its not Man City or Liverpool

好险没抽到曼城或者利物浦

[–]【利物浦】Nickoboosh 2106 points 16 hours ago 

Absolutely hate playing other English teams in the CL. The whole fun of it is playing teams you arent so familiar with.

最烦在欧冠里碰上其他英超球队了。欧战的乐趣不就在于你可以跟不太熟的球队交手吗？

[–]【曼城】Faultyexistence 575 points 16 hours ago 

Same. Always a lot more tensed against English teams.

同感。抽到英超对手总是格外紧张。

[–]【巴黎圣日耳曼】Phenixxy 189 points 13 hours ago 

Luckily we French don't often have that problem

幸好我们法国人一般没有这种顾虑

[–]【切尔西】Hazardzuzu 266 points 16 hours ago 

That's why I hope you guys lose if we win vs Porto.

那如果我们赢了波尔图，要不你军就输了得了，省得尴尬。

[–]【利物浦】emre23 424 points 16 hours ago 

You gotta admit though, a semi between us would bring back major nostalgia. I don't think I've ever enjoyed CL more than the mid-late noughties.

你还别说，半决赛要真是你车对我军，肯定会让人涌起许多回忆。本世纪头十年中后期的欧冠赛事是最让我享受的了。

[–]【多特蒙德】kennyackermann 1926 points 16 hours ago 

kill me

诚聘离世助手一名

[–]【拜仁】kaffeemugger 2656 points 16 hours ago 

Don’t worry, quarter finals pep will kick in soon.

安啦，1/4决赛版的瓜帅即将开始他的试验。

[–]【多特蒙德】Ciao9 877 points 16 hours ago 

It is my only hope

我全指望这个了

[–]trivialbob 533 points 16 hours ago 

Haaland do your thing

不是有哈兰德吗，怕啥

[–]【多特蒙德】frostyaznguy 67 points 13 hours ago 

He’s going to give us an early lead but our team is still going to collapse aren’t they....

他能为我们早早取得领先，然而我们最终还是会崩盘不是吗……

[–]【阿森纳】Spikeyspandan 658 points 16 hours ago 

Pep: Time to implement 1-6-2-1 tactics

瓜：是时候祭出1-6-2-1战术了

[–]spiggerish 330 points 15 hours ago 

Nah. It's dortmund. He's gotta go full pep.

2-1-1-1-1-1-2-1

不对。你说的这是多特蒙德。全力瓜是这样的：

2-1-1-1-1-1-2-1

[–]【曼城】HypedUpJackal 267 points 16 hours ago 

pls no more

求他别再试验了

[–]【曼城】w_x505 637 points 16 hours ago 

Watch us get wrecked by haaland and sancho wouldn’t be surprised

要是到时候被哈兰德和桑乔捅翻在地，我可是一点都不会惊讶的

[–]summersoulxdd 453 points 16 hours ago 

Potential Bayern - City semis

Oh I've seen this movie before

有可能出现拜仁-曼城会师半决赛

嗷，这集我看过

[–]Eternal0000 1710 points 16 hours ago 

They really split the German coaches?

他们真就没让德国主帅之间有对决？

[–]Tajetert 1092 points 15 hours ago* 

4 German coaches in the semis would be wild.

半决赛上演四名德国主帅争霸？不敢想不敢想。

[–]duhm 497 points 15 hours ago 

After there were 3 already last year. Would be very impressive.

去年不就已经有三位了吗，这次成了的话就绝了。

[–]【卡尔斯鲁厄】LudoAshwell 272 points 15 hours ago 

Yep - and then we’ll make Marcus Sorg the new national team coach.

对，然后德国国家队新主帅就选马库斯-佐尔格（勒夫副手）。

[–]【切尔西】FrozenHazard 2032 points 16 hours ago 

Obviously delighted with that considering the teams we could've drawn, but not gonna underestimate a team that just knocked out Juve

Edit: also happy we didn't get PSG for the 9,000,000,000 time.

考虑到潜在的对手，能抽中这个签当然很高兴了，但是依然不能低估一支淘汰尤文的球队。

编辑：没有第9000000000回抽到大巴黎也很值得开心

[–]【切尔西】varunadi 817 points 16 hours ago 

Definitely the easiest draw on paper, can't underestimate Porto for sure, but way better than Bayern or freaking PSG again, or even City. Best part is if we do qualify for semis, we avoid all of those.

Can't wait! Plus, the last time we played a portuguese team in the quarters, it was 2012

理论上确实是抽到大礼包了，肯定不能低估波尔图，但比起拜仁或者叕碰大巴黎、或者抽到曼城是要强得多了。最好的一点在于，如果我们能晋级半决赛，上面这三支球队都能避开。

等不及啦！另外，上一次我们在1/4决赛对阵一支葡甲球队，是在2012年

[–]AxhKetchup 245 points 16 hours ago 

And Porto will be missing Sergio Oliveira and Taremi in the first leg. Awful for us.

而波尔图的奥利维拉和塔雷米会在首回合缺席。我们真衰。

[–]【切尔西】Welsooo 341 points 16 hours ago 

Loving all these 2012 comparisons and the narrative. We do need to lose to Newcastle though for the prophecy to continue

所有跟2012年相关的比照跟论述我都挺喜欢。为了让预言能够顺利实现，咱们得先输给纽卡斯尔才行

[–]【波尔图】pedroggouveia 251 points 15 hours ago 

Clash of coincidence here. Porto won in 1987, 17 years later... 2004, we won it as well. 17 years later, 2021 👀

巧合什么的多了去了。波尔图在1987年赢得欧冠，17年后……2004年，我们再度捧杯。又过了17年，2021 👀

[–]【波尔图】AmumuIsMyFriend 4475 points 16 hours ago243 

RIP Chelsea I guess

切尔西一路走好？

[–]【切尔西】NeroIscariot12 2676 points 16 hours ago 

So are we jumping with a banner saying "Thank you Jose!" in portugese and english before the match or what.

要不我们在赛前一起蹦跶蹦跶，高举用葡萄牙语和英语写就的横幅“感谢你若泽！”还是咋地

[–]【切尔西】HazardsRabona 861 points 16 hours ago 

Carvalho, Ferreira and Bosingwa too. Damn, there were some great transfers from Porto to Chelsea.

（在两队都效力过的）还有卡瓦略、费雷拉和博辛瓦。我去，以前从波尔图到我车的好买卖还真不少。

[–]【切尔西】Ruben_Often_Cheats 318 points 16 hours ago 

And we both love lil Deco

而我们都爱德科

[–]【切尔西】dude_big_lebowski 677 points 16 hours ago 

At least we play a different team, not PSG or Bayern again.

至少我们可以跟一支不同的球队交手，而不是老掉牙的大巴黎或者拜仁。

[–]【巴萨】lycan_the_dog 483 points 16 hours ago 

Hey how come you guys are not playing us in the quaters this time

嘿，你车这次1/4决赛怎么不跟我们踢呢

[–]【巴萨】HAWmaro 402 points 16 hours ago 

They're cheating on us.

肯定作弊了（误译）

负心人，气抖冷（修正。感谢@兰开斯特之月 捉虫）

[–]【伊普斯维奇】WonderfulResult 1106 points 16 hours ago 

A year ago if you told me John Stones was going to have to defend against Haaland I'd tell you City were gonna concede 8.

What a wild year this is.

去年这时你如果告诉我斯通斯要防守哈兰德，那我肯定会说曼城要丢8个球。

这是多么疯狂的一年啊。

[–]【曼城】fozzy142 636 points 16 hours ago 

Agreed. I'm looking forward to us only conceding 4.

赞同。期待我们只丢4个球。

[–]【曼城】Man-City 297 points 16 hours ago 

4-4 aggregate score and away goals loss, got it.

懂了，总比分4-4然后因为客场进球劣势出局。

[–]【巴萨】thebreye 37 points 15 hours ago 

Lol who would ever concede 8 in a single UCL match?

太搞笑了，谁家球队会在欧冠单场比赛丢8球啊？

[–]【皇马】Zhidezoe 1603 points 16 hours ago 

Hide your Salahs

快藏好你们的萨拉赫

[–]【皇马】Zoluna 1101 points 16 hours ago 

/r/fuckramos trembling in fear

CTMD拉莫斯专区正瑟瑟发抖

[–]abcris7 488 points 16 hours ago 

it's either gonna be the most active two days or the two quietest two days in that sub's history

该专区即将迎来区史上最活跃或者最安静的两天

[–]【利物浦】Parish87 260 points 16 hours ago 

BRING ME.. RAMOS!

把拉莫斯给我……带上来！

[–]【皇马】Saaamwise 160 points 15 hours ago 

"You couldn't live with your own failure. Where did that bring you? Back to me."

“你们无法接受失败的结果。这将你们带到了何处？兜兜转转还是回到我面前。”

[–]【拜仁】rakesht9 829 points 16 hours ago 

Bayern vs PSG, City vs Dortmund

Possible semifinal narratives:-

1. The Final before the final

2. Der Klassiker

3. The middle East derby

4. PSG vs Dortmund

拜仁vs大巴黎，曼城vs多特蒙德

半决赛可能出现的对阵：

1. 提前上演的决赛

2. 德国国家德比

3. 中东德比

4. 大巴黎vs多特蒙德

[–]suckmyluckagain 716 points 15 hours ago 

1. Haaland v Mbappe

1. 哈兰德对决姆巴佩

[–]【特立尼达和多巴哥】Jabari313 534 points 15 hours ago* 

1. Abu Derby

2. Haaland vs Mbappe

1. 阿布扎比德比

2. 哈兰德vs姆巴佩

[–]【德国】XeroVeil 121 points 14 hours ago 

   Abu Derby

Amazing

   阿布扎比德比

妙啊

[–]Bachmaninovski 43 points 15 hours ago 

1. ex-Tuchel v ex-ex-ex-ex Tuchel

1. 图赫尔前任 vs 图赫尔前前前前任