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[–]【圣约翰斯通】scottishbuzzard 1638 points 6 hours ago 

Teams to have beaten Germany in a WC qualifier:

1985- Portugal

2001- England

2021- North Macedonia.

That's the entire list.

在世界杯预选赛阶段击败过德国队的球队：

1985年——葡萄牙

2001年——英格兰

2021年——北马其顿

以上。

[–]LetMeGobbleUpYourAss 464 points 5 hours ago 

how is this even possible ive been on this subreddit for like 8 years and this is probably the most unbelievable thing ive heard

这种事想都不敢想啊，我在足球区泡了差不多8年，这大概是我见过最难以置信的事情了

[–]【斯旺西】MattGeddon 239 points 5 hours ago* 

Remember that they’ve hosted it twice and won four, as well as being banned in 1950, so they have missed a few qualifying tournaments. And the early UEFA qualifiers were often only a few matches instead of the 10 or so now. Obviously still an amazing record though!

别忘了，他们历史上还主办过两届世界杯并四次问鼎，在1950年还被禁止参赛，所以他们其实缺席了很多预选赛事的。另外，早期的欧洲区预选赛比赛很少，不像现在10场起步。当然，这仍旧是一项令人惊讶的纪录。

[–]Zauberer-IMDB 122 points 5 hours ago 

Don't forget it's rare for two big countries to be in the same group.

也别忘了，很少会有两支强国球队分在同一小组。

[–]JeanRalphiou 65 points 5 hours ago 

Also hard to lose against powerhouses like Andorra etc etc

而且面对像安道尔这样的劲旅你想输也很难

[–]【拜仁】Nerellos 71 points 4 hours ago 

Like North-Macedonia, oh wait....

类似北马其顿这样，噢等等……

[–]【格拉斯哥流浪者】Mr_Miscellaneous 26 points 4 hours ago 

Italy have never lost a World Cup Qualifier at home.

意大利队至今还保持着世界杯预选赛主场不败。

[–]【拜仁】Black_XistenZ 36 points 4 hours ago 

Brazil hadnt lost a competitive international match on home turf in 39 years, a streak of 62 unbeaten internationals at home, until the infamous 1-7...

巴西队曾经39年间从未在主场输掉任何一场竞技性国际比赛，主场连续62场不败，直到那场惊世骇俗的1-7

[–]【科隆】KingDuderhino 353 points 6 hours ago 

Extrapolating from this list the next loss in a WC qualifier is in 2045.

按照这份名单推断，德国队下次世界杯预选赛输球会发生在2045年。

[–]TikkiTee 564 points 5 hours ago 

How fitting, 100 year anniversary of their biggest defeat!

多应景啊，正好赶上德国史上最惨失利100周年！

（译注：指二战投降）

[–]monkeylovesnanas 92 points 5 hours ago 

That was fucking brutal.

Well done.

你说话好吉尔伤人。

我喜欢。

[–]【门兴格拉德巴赫】KaseQuark 631 points 6 hours ago 

Löwball❤❤❤

这就是勒夫足球吗，爱了爱了

[–]【亚琛】Kayderp1 117 points 6 hours ago 

So excited for whatever club he ends up at. He will be missed :((

真为他最后赴任的球队感到激动。人们会怀念他的 :((

[–]【诺梅卡尔尤】carl_super_sagan_jin 78 points 6 hours ago 

Schalke coach 22/23. Or HSV if they manage to somehow still not make it into the 1.BL

他也许会是22/23赛季的沙尔克04主帅。如果汉堡队还没升上德甲的话，他也有可能去那儿。

[–]gnorrn 1970 points 6 hours ago 

Löw is lucky they weren't playing all of Macedonia.

勒夫运气真好，他们今天面对的还不是马其顿完全体。

（译注：北马其顿原国名为马其顿，因希腊方面指责其原国名暗含对希腊北部马其顿省的领土野心，不得已在2019年更名为北马其顿共和国。）

[–]Donnermeat_and_chips 386 points 6 hours ago 

Angry Hellenic screeching

希腊怒吼

[–]【阿森纳】amainwingman 411 points 6 hours ago 

Greeks have entered the chat

希腊已加入群聊

[–]【切尔西】iBAZw 227 points 6 hours ago* 

The Greeks could rule the world. Alexander did.

Edit: I guess there’s not many Rome: Total War players here lol

希腊人可以统治世界。亚历山大就是先例。

编辑：好吧，看来这里的《罗马：全面战争》玩家不如我想得那么多，哈哈

[–]【桑托斯】jao3003 693 points 6 hours ago 

2014: WC Winners

2018: Knocked out in the first round of the WC

2022: Knocked out in the qualifiers

2026: Germany stops playing football

2014：世界杯冠军

2018：世界杯小组赛出局

2022：世界杯预选赛出局

2026：德国叫停足球项目

[–]【多特蒙德】Dortmund_Boi09 254 points 6 hours ago 

2027: Austria, Switzerland, Luxembourg, France Belgium, The Netherlands, Denmark, Poland and the Czech Republic partiton and dissolve Germany

2027：奥地利、瑞士、卢森堡、法国、比利时、荷兰、丹麦、波兰与捷克共和国群起瓜分，德国解体

[–]kaycee1992 68 points 5 hours ago 

Uh oh, usually something bad happens when Germany stops playing football.

呃哦，德国不玩足球的时候，通常就要出大事了。

[–]【美洲狮】Man0nTheMoon915 1797 points 6 hours ago 

Lads it’s Deutschland

伙计们，这不过是德国队

[–]【沙尔克04】moneybooy 307 points 6 hours ago 

Wir sind so peinlich

尴尬了（德语）

[–]【贝西克塔斯】moreno03 216 points 6 hours ago 

Don’t worry, league football is back this weekend

别担心，这周末联赛就重开了

[–]【沙尔克04】moneybooy 294 points 6 hours ago 

How can i delete my flair

用户名前面的主队标志怎么删，在线等

[–]luksOpen 80 points 6 hours ago 

Even Schalke would’ve won.

哪怕让沙尔克04去踢北马其顿也不至于拿不下来呀。

[–]【沙尔克04】moneybooy 118 points 6 hours ago 

You're overrestimating us

你太高估我矿了

[–]【曼联】Selgin 334 points 6 hours ago 

North Macedonia you beauties

北马其顿你个小可爱

[–]【阿森纳】Maximus-Festivus 242 points 6 hours ago 

By my calculation: North Macedonia 9 - Brazil 1

老夫掐指一算：北马其顿9-1巴西

[–]zippydazoop 78 points 6 hours ago 

GET THIS MAN SOME RAKIJA AND TAVCHE GRAVCHE

把老子的水果白兰地和煎锅豆菜端出来给楼上哥们尝尝

（译注：均为马其顿美食）

[–]jolammy 62 points 6 hours ago 

Common maths error. It's multiplicative, so North Macedonia 14 - Brazil 1.

楼上上犯了常见的数学错误。应该做乘法，北马其顿14-1巴西才对。

[–]【汉诺威96】Liebe_Dirk 845 points 6 hours ago 

Can’t get knocked out in the first round of the WC if you get knocked out in the qualifiers. taps forehead

只要世界杯预选赛就打道回府，你就不会在世界杯小组赛阶段被淘汰了。醍醐灌顶

[–]MoesseHoewe 185 points 6 hours ago 

Toni Kroos fucking buzzing

托尼-克罗斯点灭

[–]【多特蒙德】Dortmund_Boi09 71 points 6 hours ago 

Daran ist alleine JUAN BERNAT schuld

都TM赖胡安-贝尔纳特

[–]IAmSkylarWhiteYo 50 points 6 hours ago 

Surely this is the best way to boycott Qatar, way better than those t-shirts.

这才是抵制卡塔尔世界杯的最佳方式，比穿什么标语T恤强多了。

[–]【韩国】sidaeinjae 446 points 6 hours ago 

South Korea 🤝 North Macedonia

Trying our darned hardest to get Löw sacked

韩国 握手 北马其顿

咱们两国已经拼了老命想让勒夫下课了

[–]【沙尔克04】Aromatic_Reindeer 185 points 6 hours ago 

and its still not enough for some reason

不知道为什么还是功亏一篑

[–]【慕尼黑1860】SunnyDaysRock 108 points 6 hours ago 

Bierhoff would probably support Löw's mummified corpse sitting on the coach's chair before admitting he was wrong about keeping him past 2018.

在承认2018年世界杯后自己力保勒夫是个错误之前，就算教练席上坐的是勒夫的木乃伊，比埃尔霍夫也会表示支持。

[–]El_grandepadre 48 points 6 hours ago 

He should've been out when Spain thrashed them 6-0

之前被西班牙6-0血虐时勒夫就该卷铺盖的

[–]【博卡青年】soybostero93 70 points 6 hours ago 

Maybe Germany should play more teams with cardinal points in their names. Maybe a round of friendlies against South Sudan, North Korea, South Africa and East Timor will get Low sacked.

也许德国队应该多跟队名里有方位词的球队交手。试试跟南苏丹、北朝鲜、南非和东帝汶踢几场友谊赛，一圈下来没准勒夫就走人了。

[–]【洛杉矶银河】pl1589 22 points 5 hours ago 

The last match should be against East Germany

最后一场干脆安排踢东德吧

[–]【拜仁】FlyingArab 518 points 6 hours ago 

Look at the bright side, Löw has only three official matches left.

往好了看，留给勒夫的时间也只剩3场正式比赛而已。

[–]【不莱梅】blauerblumentopf 197 points 6 hours ago 

That's 270 minutes of pain

那可是满满270分钟的痛苦啊

[–]【埃弗顿】RIPGeech 48 points 6 hours ago 

I'm waiting until September when that lovely away kit is reduced from 80€ to 70€ at SportScheck

坐等9月份SportScheck商店里那套萌萌哒客场球衣从80欧跌到70欧

[–]【科隆】ehpickphale 35 points 6 hours ago 

Going by the prices of the 2018 kits, you might be able to get it for like 30€ after the Euros.

根据2018年版球衣的价格，欧洲杯之后你大概只需要30欧就能入一件了。

[–]【爱尔兰】spacesaur 95 points 6 hours ago 

Honestly, France, Portugal and Hungary is not a group I see Germany making it out of, even as a best third place.

老实说，跟法国、葡萄牙和匈牙利分在一组，我觉得德国队没戏了，哪怕成绩最好的第三名也悬。

[–]Das_Czech 65 points 6 hours ago 

We‘ll get smashed by Portugal and especially France at this rate, Ronaldo and Mbappe would walk right through this „Defence“

照这样下去，我们会被葡萄牙、尤其是法国按在地上摩擦，C罗和姆巴佩遛这条“防线”还不跟逛街似的。

[–]【多特蒙德】Circlecraft 17 points 6 hours ago 

Opening loss against France. 1:2

Draw against Portugal that gives us some hope. 1:1

Hungary finally gets revenge almost 70 years later. 0:2

开门黑输给法国。1:2

战平葡萄牙又留给咱们一线希望。1:1

最后被匈牙利报了70年前的一箭之仇。0:2

[–]【多特蒙德】pukem0n 40 points 6 hours ago 

thank god torunaments for our team are only around 2 weeks long, it gets exhausting watching the last 16

谢天谢地我们的欧洲杯只需要打差不多两周就行，看十六强比赛太累人了

[–]【美国】HoorayForSnail 2854 points 14 hours ago 

Armenia uncontested on top of the group, just like we all expected.

正如大家预料的一样，亚美尼亚在这个小组中一马当先。

[–]【河床】RiverPlate11 1406 points 14 hours ago 

Armenia and North Macedonia to qualify

亚美尼亚与北马其顿最终晋级

[–]zippydazoop 521 points 14 hours ago 

I pick this reality

这个剧本好

[–]tm1087 321 points 13 hours ago 

LA would be absolutely lit if Armenia made the WC.

如果亚美尼亚打进世界杯的话，洛杉矶肯定会锣鼓喧天的。

[–]【阿森纳】micsare4swingng 137 points 11 hours ago 

Is there a large Armenian population in LA?

洛杉矶的亚美尼亚族群很多吗？

[–]【阿森纳】Vladimir_Putins_Cock 101 points 10 hours ago 

IIRC it's one of the largest Armenian diasporas in the world

没记错的话，那里是世界上最大的亚美尼亚族群迁居地了

[–]【卡利美洲】crashingtheboards 149 points 11 hours ago* 

Yes, https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/History_of_Armenian_Americans_in_Los_Angeles

For example, the Kardashians are of Armenian descent.

是的，维基上有他们在LA的历史

举个例子，卡戴珊家族就是亚美尼亚后裔

[–]shotputprince 325 points 10 hours ago 

More importantly, all the members of System of a Down

更重要的是，“体制崩溃”乐队全员都是亚美尼亚后裔

[–]【罗马】THEKIDFL6 82 points 13 hours ago 

Without Mkhitaryan too

（亚美尼亚小组第一）甚至是在姆希塔良伤缺的情况下完成的

[–]【沙尔克04】roesti32 3448 points 14 hours ago 

Maybe we can just boycott the world cup by not qualifying

抵制世界杯，从拒绝晋级世界杯做起

[–]【拜仁】mrfocus22 946 points 14 hours ago 

5D chess from Löw

鬼谷子·勒夫

[–]LeviSJ95 145 points 13 hours ago 

He just wants to start his retirement early

勒指导无非是想早点退居二线罢了

[–]【拜仁】Jackman1337 65 points 13 hours ago 

The Norway way

也就是挪威的抵制方式

[–]【沙尔克04】Aromatic_Reindeer 405 points 14 hours ago* 

ye we just dont want to make it obvious. You know, virtue signaling and all that

是啊，我们只不过不想抵制得太明显而已。你懂的，文明人设那一套

[–]【多特蒙德】BRAD-is-RAD 70 points 14 hours ago 

First you boycott the league, then the World Cup. Smart.

先抵制国家联赛，再抵制世界杯。真有你的喔。

[–]【纽卡斯尔联】GibbyGoldfisch 1757 points 14 hours ago 

Germany do this thing where they're shit in ~20 year intervals, like Doctor Who regenerating. Looks like they're in the middle of the latest transition

德国队每隔20年左右就会经历一次这样便秘的时期，就像《神秘博士》系列重启一样。看上去这支德国队正处于最新一次迭代的中期阶段。

[–]ltplummer96 834 points 13 hours ago 

It’s what happens when you’re on top and don’t change things. Stagnation kills.

当你一时无两却不做任何改变的话，就会陷入这个局面。停滞不前最是要命。

[–]sinclair115 392 points 13 hours ago 

I'd argue Löw has changed too many things.

咱得驳你一句，改变这种事勒夫还真没少做。

[–]【国际队】idontlikeflamingos 635 points 13 hours ago 

On the other hand I'd argue Low being there is proof they should have changed more

那从另一方面来说，勒夫能在帅位上呆这么久不正好说明改变得还不够吗

[–]【法兰克福】H-Resin 119 points 13 hours ago 

It’s a bit of both....with Euro 2016, he didn’t bring in enough young players, and caught a lot of shit for it. In 2018 he overcompensated and left out quality experienced players.

改变什么的吧，得两说了……2016年欧洲杯，他没有召入足够的年轻球员，结果被喷了个狗血淋头。到了2018年，他又走了另一个极端，弃用了很多经验丰富的优秀球员。

[–]drckeberger 108 points 13 hours ago 

Idk, it feels like it's different this time. The team really has potential, whereas in 2000/2002 the team was straight-up bad.

换血阵痛期吗，但我感觉这次的情况不太一样诶。这支球队潜力十足，而2000年/2002年的德国队则是纯烂。

[–]【曼联】LiamB3 71 points 13 hours ago 

Didn’t you reach the World Cup final in 2002?

你们2002年不是都打进世界杯决赛了吗？

[–]drckeberger 133 points 13 hours ago 

True, but we were really lucky with our opponents and had prime Kahn between the posts

是没错，但那全是同行的衬托，而且门前还有巅峰卡恩压阵。

[–]BrandonFlowersTache_[🍰] 1199 points 14 hours ago 

From Brazil 1 Germany 7 to this, impressive coaching decline...

从7-1爆锤巴西，到今天败给北马其顿，什么叫断崖式教练啊……

[–]drckeberger 734 points 13 hours ago 

The team has coached itself with leaders like Schweinsteiger/Lahm/Klose/Hummels/Müller/Boateng. But now that these players are gone, you can clearly see what a poor coach Löw really is.

You can also see a lack of mentality of most players compared to Lahm/Schweinsteiger.

Literally counting days until Löw leaves.

当球队中有施魏因施泰格、拉姆、克洛泽、胡梅尔斯、穆勒和博阿滕这样的领袖时，执教国家队压根不用费心。

如今这些球员解甲归田，勒夫的执教水平有多么糟糕便暴露无遗。

而且和队短、小猪这样的前辈相比，现在队里大多数球员的意志力也有所欠缺。

真想去米勒行星等勒夫卸任啊。

[–]【帕纳辛纳科斯】_Konstantinos_ 770 points 14 hours ago 

I can’t believe how bad the German defence is tonight, like Jesus Christ.

I thought Tah was bad for Germany, this takes it to a new low

真不敢相信今晚德国队的防守能差到这个地步，耶稣也救不回来，我说的。

我本以为约纳坦-塔在德国队的表现就算烂的了，没想到今天后防的拉胯程度还能再探新低

[–]fizznicus 674 points 14 hours ago 

Hummels and Boateng chilling at home in the meantime

与此同时，胡梅尔斯和博阿滕宅在家里无所事事

[–]【帕纳辛纳科斯】_Konstantinos_ 521 points 14 hours ago 

The experienced players Germany has laying at home because of Löwe’s pride is shocking. There’s no way that Muller, Boateng and Hummels shouldn’t be called up

有经验的球员宅在家里这种事还不是要怪勒夫的自负作祟。不召穆勒、博阿滕和胡梅尔斯入队根本就离谱

[–]【伊普斯维奇】WonderfulResult 194 points 13 hours ago 

Like honestly they're still 3 of the best in the world in their positions.

I get wanting to bring youth in, but come on.

他们在自己的位置上仍然是世界最佳球员啊。

我理解国家队需要新鲜血液，但怎么能不召他们呢。

[–]Ethan2102 273 points 13 hours ago 

Best in the world is generous to Boateng and Hummels, Muller definitely is up there though. Either way they're the best Germany has and definitely shouldn't be sitting at home right now.

博阿滕和胡梅尔斯要说是世界最佳的话有点言过其实，但穆勒肯定还在世界最佳之列。无论如何，他们都是德国目前最顶尖的球员，结果却只能呆在家里看球，说破大天也没这个道理呀。

[–]JoRads 586 points 7 hours ago 

Look at that Macedonian player rising his arms over his head - even he is feeling with Werner there!

你瞧双手抱头的那位北马其顿球员——连他都对维尔纳感同身受！

[–]NotARealDeveloper 164 points 6 hours ago 

Macedonian Nr. 6 confirmed Chelsea fan.

北马其顿6号球员车迷身份暴露啦。

[–]【加拉塔萨雷】Gmnyldz 2583 points 7 hours ago 

I think at this point he is doing it on purpose for the memes

我觉得打到这个份上，维尔纳肯定是为了造梗而故意打偏的

[–]【阿贾克斯】ledudeheld 1179 points 7 hours ago 

He is earning ad revenue by uploading worst misses compilations on YT

空门不进——上传吐饼集锦到油管——广告分成赚大钱——计划通

[–]IAmSkylarWhiteYo 126 points 6 hours ago 

"Like, share and subscribe for more great misses."

“赶快一键三连，你就能看到更多精彩吐饼大赏。”

[–]stevestogers 83 points 5 hours ago 

Smash that notifications bell!

猛击更新提醒按钮吧！

[–]【拜仁】KrazyBee129 62 points 6 hours ago 

kepa and werner should get into business together

凯帕和维尔纳应该合伙做买卖

[–]Ethan2102 162 points 6 hours ago 

Almost makes more sense than a €50mil footballer being this shit a finisher honestly.

讲真，比起当一名5000万身价的球员，还是日常门前吐饼更有意义。

[–]【切尔西】elDeadache 245 points 6 hours ago 

Someone said on our sub this week that they wouldn't swap Werner for Haaland if possible.

这周还有人在我们专区说哪怕拿哈兰德来换维尔纳他们都不干呢。

[–]DraperCarousel 253 points 6 hours ago* 

Probably just a Dortmund fan

可能是跨区来的多特蒙德球迷吧

[–]AlpacamyLlama 151 points 5 hours ago 

Or Werner himself

搞不好就是维尔纳本人

[–]RelenaX 1478 points 7 hours ago 

Great boost for his confidence!!

增强他自信的一击！

[–]LordVelaryon 922 points 7 hours ago 

don't be so harsh, not everybody can thrive against the Premier League physicality™

别这么刻薄嘛，不是谁都能抗得过英超联赛的强度

（译注：维尔纳在去年底接受采访时曾表示适应英超要比在德甲踢球更加困难，英超的强度令人印象深刻）

[–]Ablj 263 points 6 hours ago 

And Premier League ironically has the softest fouls and penalties i’ve seen.

讽刺的是，英超却有着最宽松的犯规和点球判罚尺度。

[–]【利物浦】Gore-Galore 253 points 6 hours ago 

Don't mistake incompetence for being soft, they're not penalties because they're soft, they're pens because our referees are horrendous

别把尺度宽松和失职搞混了，不判点球是因为尺度宽松，判了点球时因为大英裁判自有大英国情在

[–]zilp123 117 points 6 hours ago 

The only thing soft is John moss' fat cunt

英超唯一宽松的东西是乔纳森-莫斯的大裤衩

[–]DoctorFunkk 66 points 6 hours ago 

Hyped Chelsea striker DNA

切尔西水货前锋的DNA

[–]ChibzyDaze 70 points 7 hours ago 

Can’t boost what’s already dead and buried

你不能增强一项早就消失殆尽的东西啊

[–]todellagi 33 points 6 hours ago 

+50% to 0 is still 0

0自信，+50%还是0自信

[–]JaCrispy_Fugazi 456 points 7 hours ago 

N. Macedonia will win this

这球都不进，北马其顿三分稳了

[–]【法国】bacon4life143 189 points 6 hours ago 

LMAO YOU CALLED IT

哈哈哈，大预言家

[–]【阿森纳】OpenWideForSUMSoccer 2241 points 6 hours ago 

He only missed that because Lampard doesn't know how to use him correctly

都怪兰帕德不知道正确使用他的方法，所以他才吐饼的

[–]statefarmdotcom 510 points 6 hours ago 

no mate its the physicality can't you see those two massive centerbacks right next to him

不哥们，就是对抗强度的事儿，你没看见他身边那两名巨灵神一般的中卫吗

[–]【格拉斯格流浪者】fraseR- 748 points 7 hours ago 

Should just take that on his right wtf.

维尔纳TMD，早早用右脚推空门就完了

[–]【巴萨】pildoranegraexiste 391 points 6 hours ago 

Even if he decides to hit it with his left he shouldn't be tripping over himself lol, a striker should be able to at least fucking smack it with his left

就算他打算用左脚踢，他也不该踢疵，作为一名前锋最起码应该能用左脚完成射门才对

[–]【巴萨】essaini 168 points 6 hours ago 

I mean, if it was Suarez he would likely trip and fall as well, but the ball would be surely be in the back of the net.

如果是苏亚雷斯，他可能也会踢疵甚至摔倒，但皮球最后肯定是进了网窝的。

[–]【巴萨】lastdyingbreed_01 81 points 5 hours ago 

Suarez would miss a sitter and then score a puskas worthy goal.

苏亚雷斯会吐掉一个饼，然后再还你一个普斯卡什奖级别的进球。

[–]【拜仁】MichaelBollocks 2112 points 7 hours ago 

Holy fuck this guy's confidence is shot

卧了个大槽，这家伙的信心跟着球一起射没了吧

[–]【波特兰伐木者】AndrewD923 1339 points 7 hours ago 

Reminds me so much of Torres at Chelsea it's insane. A striker with no confidence is almost worse than playing with 10 men.

简直和当年在切尔西的托雷斯一毛一样，太吓人了。一名自信全无的中锋简直比少打一人还要糟。

[–]【阿森纳】friarboy08 724 points 7 hours ago 

And Morata smh

还有莫拉塔

[–]【利物浦】PricelessPhenylamine 626 points 7 hours ago 

And Shevchenko. Noticing a pattern here...

以及舍甫琴科。这里面一定有什么规律……

[–]【纽卡斯尔】GibbyGoldfisch 259 points 6 hours ago 

It's like Chelsea sit them down in a cinema like Clockwork Orange and force them to watch supercuts of terrible misses until they crack

感觉切尔西买来这些锋线大将之后，像《发条橙》里那样把他们按在电影院里强迫他们观看门前失误恐怖秀，直至他们彻底崩溃

[–]【波尔图】The_Goat_Charmer 379 points 6 hours ago* 

Yes, they are strikers.

是有规律啊，他们都是中锋。

[–]【切尔西】fusterclux 303 points 6 hours ago 

....at Chelsea

……切尔西的中锋。

[–]theafonis 267 points 6 hours ago 

I’m seeing a pattern.

White strikers ❌

Black strikers ✅

我发现规律了。

白人中锋，不行

黑人中锋，行

[–]【切尔西】naro31286 77 points 6 hours ago 

What do you consider Costa? He's the best striker we've had since Drogba. Won two titles with him...

那科斯塔怎么说？他可是德罗巴之后我车最好的中锋了。靠他拿了两次冠军……

[–]RestrepoMU 324 points 6 hours ago 

Costa wasn't white or black, he's whatever card the Ref shows him that game.

科斯塔非黑非白，一切全凭当场主裁，从兜里掏出的牌，定义美颜的色彩。

[–]【丹麦】Greaseddog 185 points 6 hours ago 

Lol Morata was no way near as bad as Torres.

Morata scored 16 goals in 47 league games. Torres scored 20... in 110 league games.

莫拉塔的水货程度哪能跟托雷斯相提并论。

莫拉塔47场联赛打进16球。托雷斯倒是进了20球……用了110场联赛。

[–]【拜仁】Nemziz 277 points 7 hours ago* 

It`s not confidence, even during his best scoring season for Leipzig he was missing absolute sitters. Anyone who has been watching him regularly for the last year couple of years knows that he is an awful player as soon as he has time to think

这就是不是信心的事儿，哪怕是他在莱比锡进球最多的赛季，他也没少吐饼。那些年经常看他比赛的人都知道，只要他有思考的时间，那他就是个水平糟糕的球员。

[–]【多特蒙德】germanefficiency 96 points 7 hours ago 

Same in Stuttgart.

他在斯图加特时也是如此。

[–]【斯图加特】KCMuller 56 points 6 hours ago 

Thanks for the awful memories

谢谢您唤起我不愉快的回忆

[–]【切尔西】ItsKaiTime 138 points 6 hours ago 

Why are you acting like it’s the same thing lmao he’d miss sitters but he’d still score a lot, now he’s just missing sitters and scoring none

你们聊的跟现在的情况根本就不是一回事儿好吗？过去的他是会吐饼，但也吃了不少饼，现在的他却是光吐不吃啊

[–]【拜仁】cpjvwzw 423 points 7 hours ago 

Oh Timo :(

噢 蒂莫 :(

[–]【曼城】Faultyexistence 195 points 6 hours ago 

Gundogan must be getting Lyon flashbacks lmao

京多安脑海里肯定又闪回了去年对阵里昂时的惨景

[–]【法兰克福】Conankun66 56 points 6 hours ago 

gündogan has grounds to slap werner across the face for that

京多安有资格在维尔纳面前说，他从过来人的地位出发，抽他大嘴巴

[–]【巴萨】Dumbass1171 21 points 5 hours ago 

Sterlings miss was worse tbf

有一说一，斯特林对里昂的快乐足球还是更胜一筹

[–]【切尔西】10hazardinho 568 points 7 hours ago 

Cheers timo that would’ve won me a bet

真有你的哦维尔纳，本来我还能赢一注的

[–]【狼】c3rutt3r 310 points 6 hours ago 

a Chelsea fan being burnt by Werner even at international level. Unreal

到了国家队维尔纳也没忘继续给切尔西球迷添堵。神了

[–]【切尔西】10hazardinho 54 points 6 hours ago 

Actually don’t think Werner has been bad lately for Chelsea. Obviously his finishing has to improve but overall play has been good. Creates a decent amount of chances and is good for a pen every two games

其实吧，维尔纳最近在我车表现也不算差。他的临门一脚确实有待改进，但整体表现还是不错的。创造出了大量机会，每隔两场还能罚个点球啥的。

[–]【威斯特法伦】ViciousNakedMoleRat 41 points 7 hours ago 

Well, that's on you mate.

居然把注押到他身上，只能怪你自己了。