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[–]【曼联】Muhsi_77 317 points 20 hours ago 

Moyes was fuming at the end there

比赛尾声那阵莫耶斯都快气死了

[–]【阿森纳】kaden_dd 218 points 20 hours ago 

Every right to be, they almost blew it again

他完全有理由生气，铁锤帮差点又把自己锤死

[–]Wookie301 68 points 20 hours ago 

We never make it easy

我锤从来都是玩的心跳

[–]【西汉姆联】sonofaBilic 66 points 20 hours ago 

West Ham will cause me to die a young, bald man and I'll love every minute of it.

西汉姆迟早会让我英年早逝，连遗像都找不到有头发的，然而我就是这么享受这一切。

[–]Westhamwayintherva 16 points 19 hours ago 

They’re trying to make all young fans replicate Mark Noble’s hairline as tribute for his final season.

他们这是想让所有的年轻球迷都复刻诺布尔的发际线，以此向老队长的最终赛季致敬。

[–]【索尔纳AIK】Plantation3 286 points 20 hours ago 

The West Ham team is on a mission to give all their fans heart attacks

西汉姆联队是不是接了什么秘密任务，目的是让该队球迷全都心脏病发作

[–]【蓝十字】dont_wear_a_C 84 points 20 hours ago 

West Ham team being paid under the table by cardiologists in the area

估计他们跟地方上的心脏病专家做了啥暗箱交易吧

[–]AStereotypicalBrit 21 points 19 hours ago 

We are partners with a private hospital now that you mention it...

既然你说到这，我锤确实跟一家私立医院有合作关系…

[–]【利物浦】HedgeSlurp 377 points 20 hours ago 

Who would’ve thought Lingard and Iheanacho would be the two best players in the league

谁能想到有朝一日英超的绝代双骄居然是林加德和伊希纳乔

[–]【查塔努加】preddevils6 181 points 20 hours ago 

Lingard has more league goals than Mane, Martial, Mount, Werner, KDB, Graelish, Foden, Pepe, James Rodriguez, and he has only been playing since February 3. Absolutely nutty.

林加德的英超进球数已经超过了马内、马夏尔、芒特、维尔纳、德布劳内、格拉利什、福登、佩佩、J罗，而且他2月3号才打上比赛。就是这么炸裂。

[–]MysteryInc152 75 points 20 hours ago 

Lord Lingard Vs King Kelechi

林皇VS伊王

[–]【西汉姆联】sonofaBilic 525 points 20 hours ago 

Largest known objects in the Solar System:

3rd: Jupiter - 142,984 km diameter

2nd: The Sun - 1,392,000 km diameter

1st: West Ham Utd - Fucking Massive

太阳系中已知的最大物体：

第3位：木星——直径142984公里

第2位：太阳——直径1392000公里

第1位：西汉姆联队——反正老特么大了

[–]【英格兰】TrashHawk 107 points 20 hours ago 

solar system? that's the sort of small time mentality that has held us back for years. we're coming for VY Canis Majoris.

太阳系？你知不知道这些年咱们原地踏步就是因为格局小了？放马过来吧，大犬座VY。

（译注：大犬座VY为一颗红特超巨星，半径为1420倍太阳半径。）

[–]【西汉姆联】sonofaBilic 33 points 20 hours ago 

Just buzzing that we're about to qualify for the intergalactic cup mate

我锤这是要奔星际杯去了

[–]【莱斯特城】Guinness2702 44 points 20 hours ago 

4th: Arsenal (or is that meme officially dead now?)

第4位：阿森纳（这梗差不多已经寿终正寝了吧？）

[–]【北伦敦】SimonSimonK 90 points 20 hours ago 

At this point we would do anything to be 4th...

眼下要是能拿到第四，让我们做什么都行……

[–]AmineKarray 54 points 20 hours ago 

it's actually sad how arsenal were onced memed for being 4th and they didnt like it. and look at them now..

想想也挺悲哀的，以前阿森纳老是被玩第四的梗，他们还不乐意，结果现在……

[–]【利物浦】Akira_Nishiki 53 points 20 hours ago 

Arsenal wished that they'd stop finishing 4th and the monkey paw provided.

阿森纳不想每次都第四收官，现在他们得偿所望了。

[–]【莱斯特城】Orri 201 points 20 hours ago 

Gutless. Fightback is pointless when you take an hour to wake up. Hope Maddison has just cost himself a place at the Euro's. Fucking prick

太窝囊了。比赛都打了一个小时才如梦初醒，还演个屁的反击从现在开始。麦迪逊你小子去欧洲杯的机票干脆退了吧。真特么混蛋

[–]【曼联】bluedoorhinge 29 points 20 hours ago 

Didn’t catch the game, what did Maddison do/not do?

没赶上比赛，麦迪逊干啥了？还是少干了啥？

[–]【马竞】CanLlorenteCarForMe 100 points 20 hours ago 

Throw a party before the game and dropped because of it

赛前搞派对，结果因此被队内禁赛了

[–]【莱斯特城】pisspoordecisions 7 points 13 hours ago 

Perez threw the party, Madders went to it. We needed Perez just as badly so it’s pretty fucking annoying

佩雷斯办的派对，麦迪逊是去玩的。我们也急需佩雷斯归队，所以这事还真尼玛草蛋

[–]【曼市红队】FenrirXXVIII 38 points 20 hours ago 

Maddison wasn't going to the Euros with Jesse in form anyway. Breaching covid protocol is bad enough, but being so non-serious before a big game vs a direct opponent for 4th place makes it worse.

反正麦迪逊也没机会入选欧洲杯阵容了，没瞧见林加德状态火热吗。违反防疫规定已经够糟的了，但在跟争四直接对手的关键战之前如此儿戏就更加离谱。

[–]【曼联】adult_padawan 1926 points 22 hours ago 

Time to send Bruno on loan to West Ham and get back Lingard

是时候把B-费尔南德斯租去西汉姆，然后把林加德换回来了

[–]MbappesBaps 700 points 21 hours ago 

All struggling players should be loaned to West Ham immediately

所有状态堪忧的球员都该马上租去西汉姆

[–]【利物浦】ReasonableBrick42 406 points 21 hours ago 

West Ham wins the league.... curb theme plays

然后西汉姆勇夺英超……《抑制热情》主题音乐走一个

[–]endofautumn 141 points 21 hours ago 

I like that timeline...

这条时间线我喜欢……

[–]agusantosa 58 points 21 hours ago 

Phil Jones will turn into prime Nesta

菲尔-琼斯去了秒变巅峰内斯塔

[–]【曼联】peduxe 54 points 21 hours ago 

West ham on their DBZ time training machine thing

你们当西汉姆是《龙珠》里的时间与精神小屋啊

[–]【拜仁】stragen595 65 points 21 hours ago 

Send Pogba there to increase his value to like 150m.

波巴去了西汉姆，身价窜到一亿五。

[–]【利物浦】Stuarridge 3808 points 21 hours ago 

I'm new to football. Is this the greatest player ever?

刚看足球不久。这位就是传说中的史上最佳球员吗？

[–]【皇马】rhard28 1347 points 21 hours ago 

Im watching football since 2003 and he definitely is.

我从2003年就开始看球了，我可以明确回答你：就是他。

[–]【萨普里萨】rcrd 502 points 21 hours ago 

My name is John Football and Lingard is my father.

我的名字叫约翰-足球，而林加德是我的父亲。

[–]british_anarchist 152 points 21 hours ago 

My name is Jessie Lingard and my father is a football

我的名字叫杰西-林加德，而足球是我的父亲

[–]【热刺】LiamPHM 62 points 19 hours ago 

My name is father and Jessie Lingard is a football

我的名字叫父亲，而杰西-林加德则是足球本球

[–]【利兹联】Dserved83 308 points 21 hours ago 

Let's not get carried away, he's the greatest player on earth ever sure, but not the whole galaxy.

不要吹过了，他在地球上当然是最佳球员，但放到整个银河系可就难说了

[–]Mathema_thicks 220 points 21 hours ago 

I dunno, never seen D-124 Ær6 score a volley like this

谁知道呢，我反正没见过哪个外星人能像这样凌空抽射得分

[–]Symbol_of_Peace 27 points 21 hours ago 

Yes. The goat 🐐

没错。这位就是史上最佳🐐

[–]sarvesh900 24 points 21 hours ago 

Yes, they'll be introducing a new uefa award after him, "Jlingz award", given to player for Flair and best celebration.

是的，欧足联有个新的奖项马上就要以他命名了，“林皇奖”，专门颁发给才华横溢、并且庆祝动作也最棒的球员

[–]Nepalihoinani 84 points 21 hours ago 

He isn't called Lingardinho for shits and giggles now, is he? Damn right he is the greatest.

现在叫他林加迪尼奥已经不再有揶揄之意了吧？层主你说得对，他就是史上最佳。

[–]【曼联】flyingfreak66 547 points 22 hours ago 

The man, the myth, the legend.

这个男人，是神话，更是传奇。

[–]【埃弗顿】valimo 246 points 21 hours ago 

It's like he wasn't even that bad but he was just playing for a team that was bad for him

与其说他之前踢得不够好，不如说他之前是在一支不够配得上他的球队踢球

[–]Yoona1987 216 points 21 hours ago 

Sir Alex always had high expectation for Lingard and always said Lingard would blossom later in life than normal players, mainly because of his size but Sir Alex seemed to have a lot of faith in him.

弗格森爵士对林加德一直都抱有很高的期望，他总说此子绝非池中物，尽管他是基于当时林加德的体格而言，但弗格森爵士似乎对林加德有着极强的信心。

[–]【曼联】MightySilverWolf 232 points 20 hours ago 

Yeah, but what does Sir Alex know about football? He isn't even bald!

说是这么说，但弗格森爵士懂什么足球啊？他连头都没秃！

[–]【曼联】KieranRozells 137 points 20 hours ago 

Yeah Sir Alex hasn't won anything in over 5 years smh what does he know

是呀，弗格森爵士过去5年颗粒无收，他能知道个啥

[–]mentallyguitared 1764 points 22 hours ago 

He just can't stop scoring wtf

卧槽，他的射门靴嚼了炫迈了吧

[–]【曼联】PoppinKREAM 826 points 21 hours ago 

Man's possessed atm. So glad he's succeeding with West Ham. He's flying high with confidence!

小伙子现在状态爆棚啊。他能在西汉姆蒸蒸日上太让人高兴了。如今的他有着一双唤作自信的翅膀！

[–]【巴萨】napierwit 193 points 21 hours ago 

Yeah, really happy for him. Long may it last.

对，真替他开心。希望他能一直这么保持下去。

[–]【曼联】StringTailor 443 points 21 hours ago 

The price tag keeps going up

This is like that Mourinho season where he was a beast

他的身价正咔咔往上涨。

仿佛回到了他在穆里尼奥执教曼联时的威猛状态

[–]【曼联】Kold_Blooded_Killer 409 points 21 hours ago 

ngl but this is honestly better than that 17/18 season, he was phenomenal for December-January during that time and alright after that, but rn he's pulling worldclass performances day in day out, not just stats but also performances

说实话，现在的他比17/18赛季那会儿还要猛，当时他在新年阶段有着现象级表现，在那之后就很一般了，而现在他每天都能打出世界级表现，不光是数据漂亮，场上表现也漂亮

[–]【曼联】scxrlxrd 1946 points 21 hours ago 

Reddit is being shit, I just wanna see my boy JLingz.

Reddit真够烂的，快给我看林宝。

[–]【克鲁亚历山大】NoFrillsCrisps 810 points 21 hours ago 

Reddit broke because it can't comprehend that Jesse is now the best player in the world.

R站服务器崩溃，是因为它无法理解林加德是当下世界最佳球员的事实。

[–]【皇马】todellagi 147 points 21 hours ago 

Pukki had a pretty glorious run, but there's a new king on the mountain top

英超代有英雄起，摧枯拉朽看普基，城头变幻大王旗，林皇登峰数第一。

[–]Jrie0 139 points 21 hours ago 

Lingardinho strikes again

林加迪尼奥二度袭来

[–]【曼联】gerryt32 47 points 21 hours ago 

What do you mean by "now"?

居然还敢加个“当下”，简直大不敬

[–]【拜仁】northern_hero 1355 points 21 hours ago2 

Imagine if Lingard played for the whole Ham

试想一下，林加德效力的是全汉姆联队

[–]【布拉迪斯拉发】strakamodel 354 points 21 hours ago 

You are joking, but there actually is a part called East Ham and together they form Newham

知道你是说笑，但实际上真的有叫作东汉姆的片区，它跟西汉姆合起来就是纽汉姆区（也可以理解为新汉姆）

[–]rnzz[🍰] 277 points 21 hours ago 

So they're rivals with Oldham?

那他们的死敌肯定是老汉姆咯？

[–]【阿尔巴尼亚】__sovereign__ 140 points 21 hours ago 

Who are in turn rivals with Ancient Ham

老汉姆的死敌则是远古汉姆

[–]【纽约红牛】BubblySkeleton 74 points 21 hours ago 

Back then known as the Hamsiatic league

那时候它们还叫作汉姆萨同盟

（译注：恶搞德国历史上的汉萨同盟hanseatic league）

[–]【英超】horsetrich 25 points 21 hours ago 

Then the fire happened and it became smoked ham

后来发生了火灾，变成了烟熏汉姆

（译注：ham有火腿的意思）

[–]【谢周三】darbinatorwow[🍰] 69 points 21 hours ago 

Northampton and Southampton in shambles

北安普顿和南安普顿慌得一比

[–]nojoseph123[🍰] 41 points 21 hours ago 

Don't you mean the ful ham.

全汉姆联队……那不就是富勒姆队么

[–]AyanC 200 points 22 hours ago 

Lingardium Leviosa.

林加迪姆 勒维奥萨

（译注：此处戏仿《哈利波特》系列中的“悬浮咒”，原文为：羽加迪姆 勒维奥萨 Wingardium Leviosa）

[–]【澳大利亚】harris101 1651 points 21 hours ago 

That is staggeringly bad defending by the entire backline there..

这整条后防线简直拉胯到姥姥家了……

[–]【伦敦FC】nazzyman 77 points 21 hours ago 

Exactly, everyone talking about lingard but this is the worst defending I've seen in a long time.

就是，人人都在念叨林加德，但这是我很长时间以来见过最烂的防守了。

[–]sunrise98 425 points 21 hours ago 

Can't believe I had to scroll so far to find someone mentioning the defending. It was really bad and the effort to get back is non-existent. There's no excuse for them all being caught like that - let alone barely breaking into a jog to rectify their own bad positioning

我翻了半天帖子才看到有人提这球的防守问题。这防守表现太差劲了，莱斯特城球员根本就没努力去回追。他们被打穿成这样完全没有借口可言，更别提回防球员竟然慢条斯理地去弥补站位上的失误。

[–]【曼城】Abernsleone92 49 points 21 hours ago 

Fofana and Schmeichel

👀

福法纳和小舒梅切尔

面面相觑

[–]【霍芬海姆】Hic_Forum_Est 69 points 21 hours ago 

Evans too. Just casually jogging along not even attempting to cover the giant open space infront of him.

还有埃文斯。老神在在地一路慢跑回去，压根都没想赶紧去补林加德身前那么巨大的空档。

[–]【曼联】bazfiz 509 points 21 hours ago 

dear david moyes, do you fancy to loan martial?

亲爱的莫耶斯先生，不知您是否有意租借马夏尔呢？

[–]mapitalism 73 points 19 hours ago 

Only with a 15m option to buy

现在下单的话，买断价仅需1500万哦

[–]【莱斯特城】Lgfualol 1122 points 21 hours ago 

Bottle job is pehaps on again

又到了让四的季节

[–]big_on_blue 402 points 21 hours ago 

That was a really bad goal to concede. 1 long ball over the top and 2 players in on goal?

这球丢得可太跌份了。一支穿云箭，夺命双雄来相见？

[–]【考文垂】dindane 179 points 21 hours ago 

Yeah I know everyone is in meme mode over lingard but what the fuck is that defending from Leicester??

我理解现在大家伙都在林皇这林皇那的，但莱斯特城这防守到底在搞什么飞机？

[–]【利物浦】-MCMXCIX- 85 points 21 hours ago 

Your last 3 fixtures are Man United, Chelsea and Spurs. As it stands you're only 2 points clear of Chelsea in 5th.

But Chelsea still have to play West Ham, Man City and Arsenal, aswell as Leicester. Spurs have Man United and Everton, aswell as Leicester. West Ham still have Chelsea and Everton. Liverpool still have Man United.

Looks like it's going to be a very tight race for top 4. A Spurs win today may even drag United back into it.

你狐本赛季最后三轮的对手分别是曼联、切尔西和热刺。按现在的形势，你们在积分榜上只领先第5位的切尔西2分。

但是切尔西也得面对西汉姆、曼城、阿森纳以及你狐。热刺则要和曼联、埃弗顿和你狐交手。西汉姆也要碰切尔西和埃弗顿。而利物浦还有曼联这一关要过。

看起来争四大战愈发白热化了。如果热刺今天赢球的话，连排名第二的曼联也会被拖入争四旋涡。

[–]【皇马】EliteeI 1327 points 21 hours ago 

He's unstoppable

你的林皇，无人可挡

[–]【阿森纳】Farouqnowomarlater 718 points 21 hours ago 

It’s not a meme anymore

现在这已经不再是段子了

[–]【巴萨】VolumeRX 341 points 21 hours ago 

still can't process that

我还没适应过来呢

[–]【阿森纳】Farouqnowomarlater 230 points 21 hours ago 

People joke about him all the time being mediocre with ridiculous celebrations, but he’s been consistent since the loan and turning into a fine player with age. I like the nicknames tho, jlingz is my fav.

人们一直都在取笑他的平庸和他冒傻气的庆祝动作，但自从他租借加盟西汉姆便发挥得非常稳定，逐渐成长为一名优秀的球员了。不过林皇这绰号我还挺喜欢的。

[–]【曼联】braintardGG 238 points 21 hours ago 

People act as if he's been shit his whole career. He just had 1.5 seasons of really bad play because he was dealing with personal and mental problems.

很多人表现得就跟林加德整个职业生涯都在吊车尾一样。他其实只有一个半赛季状态低迷而已，因为当时他不得不面对私人及心理方面的问题。

[–]【英格兰】Moosje 129 points 21 hours ago 

Genuinely. People are treating it like it is but he’s just proven what a lot of us already knew - that there’s a really good player in there once he’s got the confidence and isn’t constantly being mocked for playing at United

确实是把段子踢成现实的男人。人们玩梗玩到信以为真，但其实他已经证明了一件许多人都明白的事情——只要他找回自信，并且不再像效力曼联时期那样时不时被嘲弄，那他终将恢复成他本应成为的那名优秀球员。

[–]【利物浦】5ivek 264 points 21 hours ago 

I love seeing players reborn at new clubs.

我就喜欢看球员在新球队重获新生的故事

[–]【伦敦FC】flamboyant11 30 points 21 hours ago 

Bayern gonna sign him to replace Lewandowski

拜仁会签下林加德，用来替代莱万多夫斯基

[–]【穆萨西索科】ZaDoruphin 42 points 21 hours ago 

Can it really be called replacing when the replacement is better?

当替代品已经比原品更好时，还能管它叫替代吗？

[–]【曼联】GambianSlange 2160 points 21 hours ago 

Where were you when J Lingz became the best player in the prem?

林皇君临英超的那一刻，你在哪？

[–]ehdeh901 507 points 21 hours ago 

Ed Woodward is drooling Rn looking at all these Lingard goals

我在哪不重要，反正三德子正在流着口水看林加德的进球大全

[–]【曼联】_zzd 365 points 21 hours ago 

350k per week contract incoming. Until 2023

35万周薪的合同正在路上。一纸锁定2023

[–]【曼联】IHaveNotMuchLife 249 points 21 hours ago* 

i was in kitchen eating Dorito when phone ring

我当时正在厨房吃多力多滋薯片，然后接到一个电话

[–]OsaasD 313 points 21 hours ago 

"Lingard is Ballon D'or"

“林加德拿金球奖啦！”

[–]【阿森纳】FrodoFraggins99 160 points 21 hours ago 

Yes

好耶

[–]【切尔西】honestlynotBG 68 points 21 hours ago 

Yes

好耶

[–]MrViceMcCreedy 71 points 21 hours ago 

yes

好耶

[–]【热刺】hirehone21 18 points 20 hours ago 

Every fan of every club in agreement

各家球队的球迷罕见地达成了一致

[–]【曼联】Gytarius626 400 points 21 hours ago 

West Ham won’t pay £30m for him....?

Someone is going to after this form! What a time he’s having.

西汉姆不打算掏3000万镑买断他……？

这么火热的状态，登门提亲的球队多得是！他现在过得可真舒心。

[–]Wookie301 173 points 21 hours ago 

Well pay it. We’re just not going to doing it as part of any swap deal. We’ll just give you the money.

掏钱就掏钱。我们不会把这作为球员交换的一部分。我们直接砸钱。

[–]Killawoh 114 points 21 hours ago 

Well, with CL money you can certainly afford it.

这个嘛，要是进了欧冠，奖金足够你们付转会费的了。

[–]【拜仁】CarlSK777 127 points 21 hours ago 

Imagine West Ham finishing 4th celebrating CL qualification but then Arsenal wins the EL and one of Liverpool/Chelsea wins CL...

试想一下，西汉姆联这边还在庆祝争四成功拿到欧冠门票，那边厢却传来阿森纳夺得欧联杯，以及利物浦或切尔西捧起欧冠的消息……

[–]Coendoz237 78 points 21 hours ago 

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啥狗血剧情，不追了

[–]bad_mechanics 43 points 21 hours ago 

First we're relegated on 42 points in 2003, and now you bring this possibility up... I would seriously cry. Cheering hard for Real Madrid and Slavia rn.

But hopefully Man United just win the EL and there will be no problem.

我锤曾经在2003年拿到42分的情况下不幸降级，现在你又搁这毒奶这种可能性……我真哭给你看哦。皇马和布拉格斯拉维亚，你们加油啊。

不过还是希望曼联赢下欧联杯，这样问题就解决了。

[–]defensivecf 19 points 21 hours ago 

Don’t worry, the chances of arsenal winning EL and Liverpool winning CL is <1%