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ON：1/4决赛次回合 巴黎 0-1 拜仁（总比分3-3，前者客场进球优势晋级）
[–]Koppite93 1672 points 13 hours ago
Great game for us neutrals
中立球迷看了个爽
[–]【雷恩】GGTae 828 points 13 hours ago
My heart was pounding so hard, what a game
Hernandez was so good, Neymar so good despite his missed chances
看得人家小心肝扑通扑通地在跳，这比赛真是
卢卡斯这场表现太强了，而除了那几次良机不中以外，内马尔也很出色
[–]【戈尔韦联】nunchukity 245 points 13 hours ago
Could have had a hat trick tonight with a bit of luck
内马尔运气好点的话，今晚已经可以把比赛用球带回家了
[–]【拜仁】Hostilian_[🍰] 339 points 13 hours ago
Hernandez was incredible, in the first half he was alright, but in the second he was the best player on the pitch, almost a perfect game for a defender imo.
卢卡斯简直不可思议，上半时他表现也就还OK，到了下半时他就是场上最佳球员，作为后卫来说近乎完美的一场比赛。
[–]【弗赖堡】Mapplestreet 129 points 13 hours ago
He seems to be a able to cover for the defensive Bayern brain farts every game he plays. I have no idea why he’s usually still not starting but I suppose that’s coming next season with Alaba departing.
凡是他出场的比赛，他似乎都能把拜仁的防线护得严严实实。我不明白他为什么首发机会不多，但下赛季阿拉巴离开后他应该会成为常规主力。
[–]【巴黎圣日耳曼】Workne 83 points 13 hours ago
As a psg fan I'm felling like I did a 90 minutes cardio session.
我是一名大巴黎球迷，整场比赛下来我感觉就跟做了90分钟的有氧运动差不多。
[–]【巴黎圣日耳曼】metacoma 140 points 13 hours ago
Well it wasn’t bad for us. I need some pills to calm down my heartrate tho.
反正在我们看来这场确实还不错。尽管速效救心丸不太够吃就是了。
[–]【汉诺威96】dont_PM_your_pussy 1339 points 13 hours ago
Hernandez was on another planet today.
卢卡斯今儿上天了嘿。
[–]Pretty_Sharp 393 points 13 hours ago
Absolute rock. Deserves all the praise.
盖了帽了。怎么夸这哥们儿都不为过。
[–]【马竞】Hellraizerbot 228 points 13 hours ago
Lucas was fucking incredible, what a game from him. Love that boy.
小卢忒牛叉了，今儿这发挥没挑儿。特爱这孩子。
[–]ronaldo78987 125 points 13 hours ago
Great battle with Neymar just like good ol days
他跟内少这番切磋是真有彩儿，有日子没瞧见这么好的活儿了
[–]Cherishthis 1348 points 13 hours ago
How does Sane consistently make the wrong decision?
萨内怎么老是贻误战机？
[–]Isonicotinicacid 1065 points 13 hours ago
Learned from Sterling
快乐会传染
[–]【曼城】EdoubleYT 374 points 13 hours ago
This man tells no lies.
千真万确
[–]a_guy_named_gai 55 points 15 hours ago
I wonder how you broke the goalscoring record with Sane and Sterling on the wings.
你城当初在左萨内-右斯特林的情况下是怎么打破进球纪录的啊
[–]bigheadsociety 222 points 12 hours ago
It started when he decided to get the abomination of a back tattoo
现在这状态，还不是当初他非要去弄个让人无语的背部纹身闹的
[–]【多特蒙德】CyanideChris 109 points 12 hours ago
You could be joking, but I think that was a clear sign to a lot of people that his ego is massively inflated and explains his demeanor on the pitch sometimes.
你也许是开玩笑，但我认为纹身这事足以让人意识到他是有多么自我膨胀，这也解释了他有时候在场上的举止。
[–]bigheadsociety 129 points 12 hours ago
Oh i wish i was joking
还真没开玩笑
[–]realsomalipirate 149 points 11 hours ago
How does a man as rich as him get such a poorly done tattoo?
像他这么有钱的人就不能找家上档次的纹身店吗？
[–]Sir-Goku 433 points 13 hours ago
The gap between Sane and Mbappe/Neymar is so huge.... Can't wait for gnabry to be back
他现在跟姆巴佩/内马尔之间的差距，你横个长赐号都有富余……格纳布里快点归队吧
[–]【曼城】corbear7 1680 points 13 hours ago
Just watched two very good keepers play. Flashbacks to last year CL final
有幸目睹了一场杰出门将之间的巅峰对决。让人不禁想起去年的欧冠决赛
[–]DigBickLana 1050 points 13 hours ago
Lucas Hernandez was unreal today as well.
卢卡斯-埃尔南德斯今天也极为出彩。
[–]【阿森纳】athul_17x 502 points 13 hours ago
I could watch that battle between him and Neymar forever.
他跟内马尔之间的较量我能看一辈子。
[–]【巴萨】toxinwolf 566 points 13 hours ago
This is just great overall football. This is what CL should be about. Not one sided 8-2 matches lol
这就是伟大的整体足球。这才是欧冠应该有的水平。而不是什么一边倒的8-2
[–]【巴黎圣日耳曼】goldengirl_7 492 points 13 hours ago
Can't believe you've voluntarily brought that up
好家伙，自己揭自己伤疤，让别人无疤可揭
[–]【巴萨】toxinwolf 217 points 13 hours ago
Having embarrassing defeats in the knockouts 3 times in a row does that to you lol
连续三回在淘汰赛尴尬败北，你也能像我这么看得开哈哈
[–]【阿森纳】ReturnOfBenjenRyan 133 points 13 hours ago
Lol yeah that was embarrassing.
Get dicked by Bayern...
Couldn't be us
呵呵，确实挺尴尬。
被拜仁屌打什么的……
反正不是我们
[–]【皇马】Mathema_thicks 292 points 13 hours ago
Navas vs Bayern is always great, think this is like his 7th time facing them in CL?
纳瓦斯对阵拜仁时总是状态爆棚，这应该是他第七次在欧冠和南大王交手了吧？
[–]JoeMuell825 211 points 17 hours ago
I'm fucking sick of it lmao
我都快看吐了
[–]【皇马】Mathema_thicks 182 points 13 hours ago
He's a beast. SO many times Bayern would've knocked us out in our threepeat run if it wasn't for this man.
他就是门前的猛兽。要不是他的话，我团在欧冠三连冠的过程里早都被拜仁打穿无数次了。
[–]therealfourthestate 934 points 13 hours ago
As a neutral, what an incredible tie! Peak champions league.
作为一名中立球迷，能看到如此精彩的两回合实乃幸事！欧冠巅峰对决。
[–]【沙尔克04】moneybooy 365 points 13 hours ago
As a Schalke Fan who is desperate it’s great to see other teams playing great football
作为一名绝望的沙尔克球迷，能看到别的球队踢出好球实乃幸事
[–]【多特蒙德】Stellarnt 199 points 13 hours ago
As a Dortmund Fan who is desperate it’s great to see other teams playing great football
作为一名绝望的大黄蜂球迷，能看到别的球队踢出好球实乃幸事
[–]【阿森纳】CleaningTheRug 168 points 13 hours ago
As an Arsenal Fan who is desperate it’s great to see other teams playing just football
作为一名绝望的阿森纳球迷，能看到别的球队踢出好球实乃幸事
[–]facewithhairdude 45 points 13 hours ago
As a Spurs fan who is desperate it's great to see other teams playing great football
作为一名绝望的热刺球迷，能看到别的球队踢出好球实乃幸事
[–]【沙尔克04】moneybooy 42 points 17 hours ago
Can you take Mustafi back please?
顺便问下，你厂能把穆斯塔菲带回去吗？
[–]【阿森纳】Magicallyshit 80 points 17 hours ago
As an Arsenal fan, big no return policy.
作为一名阿森纳球迷，我们的服务宗旨就是概不退货。
[–]jerishow10 394 points 13 hours ago
Bayern won, lost and drew today
拜仁在今天同时赢得、输掉并打平了比赛
[–]【巴萨】LosTerminators 198 points 13 hours ago
PSG lost, drew and won today
大巴黎在今天同时输掉、打平并赢得了比赛
ON：1/4决赛次回合 切尔西 0-1 波尔图（总比分2-1，前者晋级）
[–]【那不勒斯】Visazo 343 points 13 hours ago
What a fucking great goal at the end!
最后那球真特娘的漂亮啊！
[–]Greenredfirefox1 147 points 13 hours ago
Conspiracy theory: The match wasn't actually played. It was all a FIFA simulation.
阴谋论：本场比赛并未真正举行。观众看到的是FIFA模拟比赛。
[–]【切尔西】dudetotalypsn 61 points 13 hours ago
The camera zooms out to reveal we've just been looking at someone's tv hooked up to a ps5 the whole time
镜头拉远，原来我们一直以来收看的比赛，其实是来自一台连接着PS5的电视机屏幕！
[–]【曼联】imsahoamtiskaw 29 points 13 hours ago
Imagine if the ref decided to play another couple minutes and they got another one lol
试想一下，要是主裁判决定再多补时几分钟，然后波尔图又打进一球的话，嘿嘿
[–]【切尔西】niceville 48 points 13 hours ago
"No, I don't think I will"
“想也不可以，想也有罪”
[–]【葡萄牙体育】saint-simon97 401 points 13 hours ago
Is it controversial if I write Porto arguably mounted a better opposition to Chelsea than Atlético did.
对切尔西来说，说句波尔图比马竞更难缠不为过吧？
[–]shlok440 316 points 13 hours ago
They did 100%
他们拼尽了全力
[–]StoicCoal 263 points 13 hours ago
Barnsley in English 2nd division mounted better opposition than Atletico
英冠的巴恩斯利（切尔西足总杯第5轮对手，蓝军艰难取胜）都比马竞更难缠
[–]【切尔西】DifficultSundae 49 points 13 hours ago
I’d have to agree with you honestly, Porto definitely felt like a stronger side
我得承认这还真没说错，比较起来波尔图确实要更强一些
[–]【波尔图】BSCross 669 points 13 hours ago
If I thought that on the first leg we were superior to Chelsea and could have done more, today, we were completely harmless, and Chelsea was confortable all game.
We only managed to score in an incredible stroke from Taremi, so there's that.
Congratulations to Chelsea. Deserved, overall.
如果说首回合时我还觉得我们比切尔西踢得更好、本该进更多球的话，那么今天，我只能说我们太温柔了，切尔西从头至尾都踢得安安逸逸。
我们只是靠塔雷米的惊天一击才取得进球，还能说什么呢。
恭喜切尔西。总体而言，你车配得上晋级。
[–]Chef_Bojan3 204 points 13 hours ago
Taremi gave all Chelsea fans a scare, what a fuckin' goal. If he plays the whole match, we could be walking away with a different result, Marega never really threatened the Chelsea defence.
塔雷米吓了所有车迷一跳，那球属实牛啤。要是他能首发打满全场的话，最终比分也许就不一样了，马雷加从没给切尔西的防线制造真正的威胁。
[–]emperor42 135 points 13 hours ago
Yes, everyone in Portugal knew that except for the coach
对啊，葡萄牙所有人都能看明白这一点，就教练不明白。
[–]【切尔西】2b-_-not2b 68 points 13 hours ago
I think you guys played well but lacked incisiveness in the final third. Kinda like Frank's bad spell for us. Lots of possession with nothing to show for
我觉得你们踢得蛮好的，但插入我们腹地的刀却没开刃。有点像兰帕德时期的我车。空有控球，杀招欠奉。
[–]Gocrazyfut 490 points 13 hours ago
Pulisic just got fouled again
普利西奇又被犯规啦
[–]【哥伦布机员】Scrogger19 256 points 13 hours ago
Sources are saying that Pepe waited by the team bus and tripped Pulisic on the way out
据说佩佩埋伏在球队大巴边上，等普利西奇一出来就给他使绊子
[–]【查塔努加】tomtomtumnus 173 points 13 hours ago
Fouled at least 11 times and drew 3 yellow cards. That’s insane.
他一个人起码造了11次犯规，外加3张黄牌。骇人听闻。
[–]【切尔西】ChelseaFC 74 points 13 hours ago
Seemed 3 yellows too few tbh, they were not even pretending to play the ball.
3张黄牌都算少的了，他们压根就不是奔球去的。
[–]peanut-britle-latte 332 points 13 hours ago
No jersey swap for Christian Pulisic. Every Porto player already has a piece of the shirt.
赛后没人找普利西奇交换球衣。因为波尔图全体球员已经人手一片他的球衣了。
[–]【切尔西】mublue 202 points 13 hours ago
I'm not saying it will happen but it could
不能说绝对发生，只能说很有可能
[–]【切尔西】MAXMADMAN 105 points 13 hours ago
We said the same in 2012.
2012年我们也是这么说的
[–]【切尔西】iKSv2 11 points 6 hours ago
... about the world ending.
……关于世界末日的事儿。
[–]cdisdead 59 points 13 hours ago
Bayern with lewandowski are the only team we would have defiantly lost to. We’ve got every chance against Madrid, PSG and city always got a stinker in ‘em
莱万护航的拜仁是我车唯一惹不起的球队。对皇马咱们还是有的一拼，至于大巴黎和曼城嘛，他们队里总有搅屎棍出来搅局的。
[–]【利物浦】offiziersmesser 28 points 13 hours ago
Chelsea have a terrible record against City. Facing them in the final would likely be a loss.
切尔西对曼城的交锋记录老磕碜了。决赛要是碰上他们，你们估计就凉凉。
[–]【切尔西】EezoManiac 183 points 13 hours ago
City in the Champions League though innit
欧冠联赛里的曼城是另一回事，不是吗
[–]【切尔西】shlok440 59 points 13 hours ago
We will find out this Saturday
这周六咱们就能见个高低
（译注：足总杯半决赛）
REPLAY：93' 塔雷米倒钩破门
[–]【切尔西】jrryul 7104 points 13 hours ago*
"It was the saddest overhead kick of my career"
“这是我职业生涯最难过的一次倒挂金钩”
（译注：此句戏仿了前国米球员埃尔纳内斯的一句名言。在2015年国米2-1战胜拉齐奥的比赛中，埃尔纳内斯对老东家独中两元，并在进球后空翻庆祝。赛后接受采访时他说：“这是我职业生涯最难过的一次空翻。但这不是针对蓝鹰球迷，而是针对拉齐奥主席克劳迪奥-洛蒂托的。”）
[–]【热刺】Goalnado 2923 points 13 hours ago
Imagine scoring that and not being able to celebrate it
打进倒钩却没法庆祝是一种怎样的体验
[–]【贝雷库姆切尔西】Monboddeh_mon 970 points 13 hours ago
Benteke vs Man Utd vibes
可以问问对曼联倒钩破门的本特克
（译注：2015/16赛季，效力于利物浦的本特克在比分落后时打入惊天倒钩）
[–]【切尔西】IKMapping 320 points 13 hours ago
Lazaro scorpion kick vibes
也可以问问上演蝎子摆尾的拉扎罗
（译注：本赛季德甲第7轮，门兴格拉德巴赫中场拉扎罗对阵勒沃库森时，打入被评为德甲2020年度进球的蝎子摆尾进球，为球队挽回一点颜面）
[–]【门兴格拉德巴赫】GorillAffe 81 points 13 hours ago
Pain
心疼
[–]octoman115 172 points 12 hours ago
Also reminds me of Daniele de Rossi's volley during their 7-1 loss against Man Utd. It was probably the best goal in the match.
这也让我想起了当年曼联7-1罗马时，德罗西的那记凌空抽射。那也许是那场比赛里最漂亮的进球。
[–]tapped21 1544 points 13 hours ago
He attempted that and scored because Giroud came onto the field
塔雷米之所以尝试倒钩并进球，是因为他看到吉鲁正要替补登场
[–]The5Dragonz 390 points 13 hours ago
That explains why Chelsea's manager only decided to put Giroud at 90' min.
怪不得切尔西主帅直到第90分钟才敢安排吉鲁出场呢。
[–]【博卡青年】Johann_Sebastian 137 points 13 hours ago
Notice me Olivier senpai
注意到我啊，吉鲁前辈
[–]Betasheets 19 points 5 hours ago
Nice form kid! Keep it up and you'll be like me someday!
踢得不错嘛小子！保持下去，总有一天你会像我一样！
[–]【波尔图】The_Goat_Charmer 1763 points 13 hours ago
A bit late but what a fucking goal
晚是晚了点，不过这球可真带劲呐
[–]【切尔西】ScorpiaHP 429 points 13 hours ago
Why didn't he start?
他为啥没首发？
[–]【波尔图】JohnnyyP 641 points 13 hours ago
That's what we're all wondering. Marega is that type of working forward that will wear down defences. But you need a poacher. It's pathetic Porto had 2 shots on target and they all came from Taremi that was subbed in after 60 minutes.
这事咱们也都纳闷呢。马雷加是那种不断给防线施压的前锋。但你还是得有个禁区之狐才行。波尔图总共也就2脚射正，而且全部都来自60分钟才替补出场的塔雷米，真可悲。
[–]【切尔西】ScorpiaHP 295 points 13 hours ago
If your coach did his homework he'd know our defenders don't really get bullied by strikers (especially this back 3), but an intelligent poacher can trouble them
要是你家主帅有好好做赛前功课的话，他就会知道我车的后卫并不怕中锋来磨（尤其是今天这三位），但是一名禁区之狐会让他们吃到苦头。
[–]【波尔图】JohnnyyP 226 points 13 hours ago
That's the thing, our coach doesn't do shit. He's an average Joe. Was a great footballer, but that's about it. And I've always heard: "Great footballers normally do not become great coaches."
问题就在这，我们的教练啥都没研究。水平太一般了。球员时代的他确实很厉害，但做教练就平平无奇。有句话怎么说来着：“伟大的球员通常并不会成为伟大的教练。”
[–]Pkmntrainer91 145 points 13 hours ago
Zidane feeling good rn
齐达内觉得很赞
[–]imarandomdudd 494 points 13 hours ago
Iranians love scoring bicycle kicks against us I guess. First Jahanbaksh now Taremi
合着伊朗球员就好对我车进倒挂金钩这一口呗。先是贾汉巴赫什，现在又来个塔雷米
（译注：2020/21英超第21轮，布莱顿主场1-1战平切尔西，替补出场的贾汉巴赫什在第84分钟倒钩破网扳平比分）
[–]SteveTheLlama 77 points 6 hours ago
Tooyeh Darvazeh 2 - Chelsea 0
古兰经代表队 2-0 切尔西
[–]saddaysss 18 points 4 hours ago
Not a bicycle kick but Ali Daei also scored a brace against Chelsea in 1999-2000 UCL lmao.
虽然不是倒挂金钩，但是在1999/2000赛季欧冠比赛中，阿里-代伊也对切尔西梅开二度。
[–]caseywaltrup 1582 points 13 hours ago
All you can do is laugh really
这种时候，只要大笑就好了
[–]【切尔西】Servalarian 650 points 13 hours ago
unbelievable goal
难以置信的进球
[–]【凯泽斯劳滕】PM_something_German 234 points 13 hours ago
Instant 20k upvotes if it were the equalizer
如果这是扳平总比分的进球，这帖子点赞数还不得秒破两万啊
[–]Kirnalsanders 261 points 13 hours ago
Should count for 2
这球该算2分
[–]【切尔西】mohankohan 142 points 13 hours ago
Unsubscribe
不干
[–]【切尔西】understated_nuisance 58 points 13 hours ago
If Chelsea had to concede a goal I would pick that one. What a strike, perfect timing
如果切尔西非要丢一个球的话，那这球我认了。多漂亮的一击，时机恰到好处
[–]【切尔西】hk0202 135 points 13 hours ago
Somebody with a chelsea clean sheet bet is fuming right now
下注切尔西本场零封的哥们这会儿能气吐了血
[–]SnooCrickets6733 134 points 13 hours ago
The keeper, from the looks of that clip
门将呗，瞧他那表情就看得出来
[–]【切尔西】Blithe17 58 points 13 hours ago
Similar thing happened when Palace scored at the weekend. He must be a bit fed up of losing clean sheets to switch offs.
上周末我车对水晶宫的比赛也来了这么一出。老是没法零封，门迪估计都自闭了。
[–]【国际米兰】stunna006 29 points 12 hours ago
may have a clean sheet bonus in his contract too, especially for champions league games
他合同里应该有零封奖金条款吧，尤其是欧冠赛事
[–]【切尔西】EnergetikNA 29 points 13 hours ago
Sucks we didn't get the clean sheet but can't be mad at that, what a strike
零封没了确实不爽，但对这球还真没啥脾气，确实逆天
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· 浙江[–]【巴萨】toxinwolf 566 points 13 hours ago This is just great overall football. This is what CL should be about. Not one sided 8-2 matches lol这就是伟大的整体足球。这才是欧冠应该有的水平。而不是什么一边倒的8-2[–]【巴黎圣日耳曼】goldengirl_7 492 points 13 hours ago Can't believe you've voluntarily brought that up好家伙，自己揭自己伤疤，让别人无疤可揭[–]【巴萨】toxinwolf 217 points 13 hours ago Having embarrassing defeats in the knockouts 3 times in a row does that to you lol连续三回在淘汰赛尴尬败北，你也能像我这么看得开哈哈[–]【阿森纳】ReturnOfBenjenRyan 133 points 13 hours ago Lol yeah that was embarrassing.Get dicked by Bayern...Couldn't be us呵呵，确实挺尴尬。被拜仁屌打什么的……反正不是我们🐶🐶🐶
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