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[–]【皇马】sangpls 1364 points 4 hours ago 

I've refreshed my stream more than Icardi's touched the ball, completely invisible. Meanwhile Dias has the presence of a fucking blue whale

我刷新直播信号的次数都比伊卡尔迪触球的次数多，这哥们真就全程隐身。再看看人家迪亚斯，堪比蓝鲸般的存在感。

[–]【切尔西】IP14Y3RI 667 points 4 hours ago 

If I would get a penny for every time Dias has blocked a shot with his head whilst falling during a CL Semi Final, I would have 2 pennies, which isnt much, but its insane it happened twice

如果迪亚斯在欧冠半决赛里每用头挡出一次射门我就能收获一便士的话，那我眼下就该有两便士了，多倒不多，但这事能发生两回就够离谱的了。

[–]facewithhairdude 146 points 4 hours ago 

If I had a penny for every time Icardi made an impact in that game, I'd have less than you.

如果伊卡尔迪在比赛里每制造一次威胁我就能拿一便士的话，那我比你穷。

[–]【巴萨】zzackfair 146 points 4 hours ago 

I forgot Icardi was even playing until he got subbed off. Not surprising though, he got zero service today.

直到伊卡尔迪被换下我才发觉他有出场。这也在意料之中，他今天确实难有机会。

[–]【凯撒酋长】Reddits-Reckoning 3045 points 4 hours ago222 

PSG: If you can't beat them, beat them

大巴黎：如果你不能打败对手，那就直接打对手

[–]【曼城】thatdani 618 points 4 hours ago 

How did Danilo not get a red for that kick in the 90'...

佩雷拉第90分钟那一脚是怎么逃过红牌的……

[–]【多特蒙德】ILikeToBurnMoney 502 points 4 hours ago 

How did Kimpembe not get a straight red?

金彭贝又是怎么没被直红罚下的？

[–]【比利时】Sentinell 291 points 4 hours ago 

Same for both: the ref chickened out.

Really didn't expect that from Kimpembe. Right before he did that I was thinking: "wow, the youngest of the PSG team is one of the only to keep a level head". And then scissor tackle...

原因都一样：裁判退缩了。

我还真没料到金彭贝会干出这事。他犯规之前我还想着：“大巴黎现在脑子清醒的也就剩这个最年轻的小哥了”。然后他就来了个剪刀脚……

[–]【巴萨】LosTerminators 151 points 4 hours ago 

Danilo, Verratti and Kimpembe could’ve all got reds

佩雷拉、维拉蒂和金彭贝都该吃到红牌

[–]【阿贾克斯】Jamey_1999 292 points 4 hours ago 

How they didn’t get at least three reds is beyond me

Danilo and Kimpembe should have had straight reds

Veratti was begging for a second yellow too

大巴黎居然能逃掉至少三张红牌，我百思不得其解

佩雷拉和金彭贝明明就是直红动作

维拉蒂也一直在第二张黄牌的边缘试探

[–]【曼城】GJXN1990 159 points 4 hours ago 

Paredes dropping the ball on Foden's head is the kind of petulance that gets a red sometimes as well.

帕雷德斯拿球砸福登脑袋那一下，同样也是可能招致红牌的情绪化行为。

[–]【阿森纳】HaroldSaxon 125 points 4 hours ago 

Could have legitimately had 4 more reds in the last 15 minutes. Just mental, Ref completely lost control of the game.

Was a lot like the Spurs vs Chelsea game when Leicester won the league.

巴黎在最后15分钟里本可能再被罚下4人的。全员心态崩了，主裁判对比赛完全失去了控制。

这样的场面特别像莱斯特城奇迹那年热刺对切尔西的比赛。

[–]【曼城】GJXN1990 106 points 4 hours ago 

Same manager 👀

教练还都是同一个 👀

[–]【热刺】DarkVaati 798 points 4 hours ago 

Casemiro 🤝 Fernandinho

Being unbookable (but seriously, he was IMMENSE today)

卡塞米罗 🤝 费尔南迪尼奥

百分百不吃牌（但说真的，今天他确实牛叉）

[–]【阿森纳】four_four_three 66 points 4 hours ago 

Heartless from Kuipers to not give him a birthday card

凯珀斯（本场主裁）居然连张生日卡都不给费鸟，莫得感情

（译注：5月4日为费尔南迪尼奥生日）

[–]Spikeyspandan 83 points 4 hours ago 

It's always funny to see him avoid yellow.

He got "no yellow" vaccination

看他避免染黄真是乐事一桩。

他像是接种了“黄牌免疫”疫苗似的

[–]【多特蒙德】thereisonlyonezlatan 240 points 4 hours ago 

fernandinho is absurdly good at avoiding yellows. He had so many bookable fouls today

费尔南迪尼奥的技能点全都点在规避黄牌上了吧。他今天有太多理应吃牌的犯规了

[–]【曼城】SnapSnapWoohoo 102 points 4 hours ago 

Can’t book him on his birthday tbf

大过生日的，给人发张牌不合适吧

[–]【巴萨】zzackfair 1034 points 4 hours ago 

PSG players seem to have this huge ego that they're somehow better even when they get outplayed. And holy shit Di Maria is the worst of the lot. Horrible performance from him capped off by the red card. Kimpembe too almost got a red for that horrible challenge, charged in like he wanted to break someone's leg. And what happened to Neymar today is so similar to how teams stop Messi, 3 players on him all the time, and without Mbappe PSG's attack was non-existent. And did PSG even have a shot on target? Don't remember Ederson even making a save.

And for City Mahrez, KdB and Foden were excellent today. Fernandinho was basically glued to Neymar the entire 2nd half, no idea how he escaped a card today though. Defended well as a unit. Deserved place in the final

大巴黎球员看上去特别自负，哪怕被对手压制也还觉得自己更胜一筹。这其中就数迪马利亚踢得最烂。直红下场简直糟糕透顶。金彭贝也很离谱，那脚可怕的犯规几乎就让大巴黎再减一人，他像是要废别人腿去的。内马尔今天的遭遇，我们在梅西被其他球队限制时也看到过，他的身边始终有三名球员如影随形，而姆巴佩的缺阵让大巴黎的进攻形同虚设。说起来，大巴黎今天有射正过吗？印象中埃德森连一次扑救都没有。

曼城这边来说，马赫雷斯、德布劳内和福登今天发挥非常出色。费鸟下半场基本贴死了内马尔，当然他如何能逃掉吃牌依然是一个谜。曼城的整体防守十分稳固。他们配得上晋级决赛。

[–]【冰岛】Vondi 158 points 4 hours ago 

   And did PSG even have a shot on target?

According to whoscored.com, no they didn't.

   说起来，大巴黎今天有射正过吗？

根据Whoscored统计，确实一脚射正都没有。

[–]【比利时】Robo-Connery 296 points 4 hours ago 

Some (not most) of their fans have the same complex, I took a guilty peak at their match thread. Genuinely delusional.

有些（不是大多数）巴黎球迷同样也有自大情结，我去他们专区的比赛帖窥探了一下。真就是妄想症集散地。

[–]【曼城】captaincourageous316 155 points 4 hours ago 

I agree! So much elitist attitude. That somehow they are entitled to, and guaranteed to get a win in all matches because they have two "superstars" in their team. Shameful.

赞同！满满的精英姿态。因为队中有两名“超级球星”，所以老觉得自己就够资格、也够实力拿下所有比赛的胜利。脸都不要了。

[–]【切尔西】MikeyCreedon 98 points 4 hours ago 

Ederson didn’t need to make a save because Dias was a literal ball magnet (no homo)

Blocked everything that got near to the 6 yard box

埃德森完全不需要扑救，因为迪亚斯自带吸球特性（无基义）

任何靠近六码区的东西都过不了他这一关

[–]【贝雷库姆切尔西】CaptainSkull22 1276 points 4 hours ago 

Marquinhos is the only player can keep his head high, the rest were an absolute embarrassment

马尔基尼奥斯是唯一可以昂首离开的球员，其他人实在惨不忍睹

[–]【斯图加特】CTRLPLUST 421 points 4 hours ago 

Plus Navas maybe

也许可以再加上纳瓦斯

[–]purgatoryquarry 67 points 3 hours ago 

Navas was absolutely incredible

纳瓦斯真的不可思议

[–]【拜仁】pixelperfect3 300 points 4 hours ago 

the only player i truly respect, others are not up to the task.

马尔基尼奥斯是大巴黎阵中我唯一真正敬佩的球员，其他人都还不够格。

[–]【纳瓦斯】Lutzelien 323 points 4 hours ago 

Navas too, the De Bruyne goal was probably to 70% on him but besides that he carried the team to where it is right now

纳瓦斯也值得钦佩，首回合德布劳内的进球他大概要背70%的锅，但除此之外，大巴黎能走到今天全赖门前有他。

[–]【切尔西】EmperorTMing 772 points 4 hours ago 

Phenomenal performance from Dias.

迪亚斯今晚踢出了现象级表现。

[–]Los_Cleatos 237 points 4 hours ago 

Absolute monster, made some huge blocks. Mahrez, Zinchenko, and Walker were fantastic as well.

绝对的怪兽，贡献了好几次关键封堵。马赫雷斯、津琴科和沃克同样发挥不俗。

[–]【拜仁】Lutzelien 115 points 4 hours ago 

Zinchenko really surprised me over the two games, didn't know much about him tbf but he had very good and solid games

半决赛这两回合我真是被津琴科惊艳到了，我对他知之甚少，但他确实踢得又棒又稳。

[–]【曼城】philipfoden 60 points 4 hours ago 

He's been excellent throughout the season. Absolute fan favourite too, loves the club, loves the team and never complains.

他的上佳表现贯穿了整个赛季。他同时也是球迷的宠儿，热爱俱乐部、热爱球队，并且从不抱怨。

[–]【曼城】philipfoden 75 points 4 hours ago 

All of the back 4 really. Everyone was solid and didn't look fazed.

四名后卫都是现象级发挥。每个人都坚若磐石、从容不迫。

[–]【阿森纳】lordwelbz2 953 points 4 hours ago 

Once PSG get rid of that childish victim mentality maybe they’ll have a solid shot of winning the UCL

等到哪天大巴黎摆脱了那种幼稚的受害者心态，他们赢得欧冠的机会也许才能更大一点。

[–]Bruno_Fernandes8 539 points 4 hours ago* 

PSG over the last few years are one of the mentally weakest teams I've ever seen. We've seen this happen under 3 different managers now. When your senior players (Di Maria, Verrati) are playing so recklessly and accumulating cards like candy and picking fights instead of desperately looking for a goal, there is a serious problem with the mentality of players. Shameful display by PSG tonight. neymar and navas did their best but icardi as anonymous as madeline mccan once again and embarrassing behavior from Di Maria and Verrati.

过去几年的大巴黎是我见过的心理素质最差的球队之一。三任主帅治下都出现了这样的情形。当球队中的资深球员（迪马利亚、维拉蒂）行事鲁莽、拿牌成瘾、比起进球更热衷于挑事儿，那球员心理肯定出了大问题。巴黎圣日耳曼今晚的表现可谓耻辱。内马尔和纳瓦斯尽力了，但伊卡尔迪又一次隐身，而迪马利亚和维拉蒂的行为更是丢人现眼。

[–]【切尔西】alx69 193 points 4 hours ago 

PSG need a psychologist as much as they need a manager

大巴黎应该在主帅招聘启事旁边再贴一份心理学家招聘启事。

[–]【巴勒斯坦】ahmad3093 124 points 4 hours ago 

they were such bad sports honestly

他们真就输不起啊

[–]【冰岛】Vondi 46 points 4 hours ago 

PSG had more red cards than Shots on target, think that sums it up.

大巴黎的红牌数比射正数还多，这已经说明了一切。

[–]【巴黎圣日耳曼】Elbarjos 249 points 4 hours ago 

Congrats to City, very deserved win.

This was a horrible match from PSG, we didn’t do anything right. I hate that foul from Di Maria (and the ones afterwards), It keeps on happening every time we’re losing an important match and that’s really not acceptable.

Overall, quite a fair conclusion from the season, outside of the matches against Bayern and Barca, we’ve been shit all year long.

祝贺曼城，实至名归的胜利。

大巴黎这场踢得糟透了，我们根本满盘皆输。迪马利亚的犯规（以及之后的那些）实在令人生厌，每次我们在重要比赛中落后时都会发生这种事，这完全不可接受。

总体而言，赛季如此收尾没啥可抱怨的，除了对拜仁和巴萨的比赛，我们一年来的表现都很垃圾。

[–]【曼联】wrdb2007 1258 points 5 hours ago 

When you really hate Manchester... he wanted to get out of there quick lmao

一个人仇恨曼彻斯特能到什么地步……他想赶紧逃离曼城的意愿呼之欲出，哈哈哈

[–]【曼联】shunislo 600 points 4 hours ago 

his wife was in the sidelines yelling at him to finish the game up so they can get the fuck out of the shit city. He was only being a good husband.

他老婆在边线冲他嚷嚷，让他赶紧踢完比赛，这样一来他俩就能摆脱这该死的城市了。他只是做了一名好老公应该做的事。

[–]【埃弗顿】EmotionalMillionaire 6914 points 5 hours ago 

PSG is so emotionally unstable, never keep their shit together.

大巴黎的情绪太不稳定了，从来都没法保持冷静专注。

[–]Bruno_Fernandes8 3458 points 5 hours ago 

Di Maria is a senior player. This is beyond stupid from him.

迪马利亚可是老球员了。这已经远远超出了愚蠢的程度。

[–]flynno96 2043 points 5 hours ago 

Senior player but has he ever been a mature player?

老球员不假，但他有做过一分钟的成熟球员吗？

[–]rumzii 1428 points 5 hours ago* 

He's always been a shit head I say this a Madrid fan. He's a very petulant and entitled player.

作为皇马球迷，我敢说他一直都是个蠢货。他是一名非常易怒和傲慢的球员。

[–]【切尔西】nocturnal-animals 409 points 5 hours ago 

Yeah, I remember his card in FA cup when he was in man utd. Stupid

对，我还记得他效力曼联期间在足总杯吃到的红牌。蠢翻天

[–]【曼联】mayjaz43 573 points 5 hours ago 

Stupid but expected. Not one bit surprised.

愚蠢但意料之中。一点都不让人惊讶。

[–]【曼联】PoppinKREAM 431 points 5 hours ago* 

🐍

He had these moments at United too where he would lose his head. Hasn't matured much since his move to Paris.

🐍

他在曼联时也有这样情绪上头的时候。去了巴黎也没见他成熟多少。

[–]【曼联】RefereeMason 265 points 5 hours ago 

Diving then grabbing Michael Oliver comes right to mind.

脑海里又浮现了他假摔之后去拉奥利弗球衣的画面。

（译注：2015年足总杯曼联对阵阿森纳，迪马利亚被判假摔后拉拽当值主裁奥利弗衣服争辩，随即被罚下）

[–]【阿森纳】jfshay 112 points 4 hours ago 

The look on Oliver's face was classic. He wasn't even offended. It was more like disbelief.

奥利弗脸上的表情才是经典。他甚至都不像是被冒犯了。更像是一脸难以置信。

[–]supersonicdeathsquad 18 points 2 hours ago* 

This is the one.

图来了

[–]【曼联】imsahoamtiskaw 155 points 5 hours ago2 

Snakes don't mature, they just shed their skin.

蛇就没有成熟这一说，只是蜕皮而已。

[–]【皇马】Marco2169 357 points 5 hours ago 

I feel like people blaming Poch based on how Spurs were at times are completely missing the point that several managers have tried to get this team in check and none really can.

When your most experienced players like Di Maria and Verratti are completely losing their heads, its a deeper problem.

我觉得那些仅凭热刺过往的类似行为而责怪波切蒂诺的人，其实忽略了一点，已经有多任教练试图规范好这支球队了，但无一成功。

当你队中类似迪马利亚和维拉蒂这样经验最丰富的球员都会头脑发热时，肯定存在更深层次的问题。

[–]【曼城】Good_Kev_M-A-N_City 553 points 5 hours ago 

Fernandinho's absolutely rattled him there

费尔南迪尼奥这一波激将得手

[–]Onotomatopie 486 points 5 hours ago 

World class wind up merchant. Also, king of tactical fouls

世界级煽风点火专家。同时也是战术犯规之王。

[–]【利物浦】Sonaldo_7 555 points 5 hours ago 

   king of tactical fouls

God. No seriously, he could kill a man trying to start a counter attack and still wouldn't get booked

   战术犯规之王

天呐。这么说吧，哪怕他在对手试图防守反击时杀了对方，也一样不会被记录在案。

[–]【毕尔巴鄂竞技】Blanxart 580 points 5 hours ago 

They aren't used to losing but when they do, they throw a tantrum

大巴黎不太习惯输球，一旦他们要输的话，那肯定就炸毛了

[–]【拜仁】Unban_Ice 3246 points 5 hours ago 

68 minutes into the game and PSG already lost their mind, wtf is wrong with them

比赛打到68分钟，大巴黎已经丧失了理智，他们到底咋的了？

[–]【切尔西】keithohara 1443 points 5 hours ago 

Swore they did the exact same thing last week

这种事他们上周不就已经搞过一回了么

[–]【切尔西】Rayser1 592 points 5 hours ago 

Yep. Signs were there from the first couple of minutes in the first half

对。上半场刚开始没多久就有苗头了。

[–]【利物浦】No-Sheepherder5481 184 points 5 hours ago 

It's in the history of the PSG

大巴黎祖传风格

[–]【维戈塞尔塔】z_102 242 points 5 hours ago 

They’ve done this literally every time I’ve watched them lose control of a game.

每回我看他们的球，他们都是这么对比赛失控的。

[–]Inferno792 127 points 5 hours ago 

They always do. 10th red for them this season.

他们一直这样。这是他们本赛季的第十红了。

[–]【多特蒙德】ILikeToBurnMoney 95 points 5 hours ago 

They are a team of children

他们就是一支小孩球队

[–]【巴萨】toasteroven26 54 points 4 hours ago 

That celebration against you guys showed that more than anything

他们针对你们的那次庆祝就已经说明这一点了

（译注：巴黎圣日耳曼球员在淘汰多特蒙德之后，集体模仿哈兰德的打坐庆祝动作）

[–]【切尔西】TJsmiles 3033 points 5 hours ago 

Very childish team, very childish display. What on earth are you doing? Champions league semi final and they are showing 0 class. No mental fortitude.

幼稚至极的球队，幼稚至极的表现。你们在搞什么飞机？这可是欧洲冠军联赛半决赛，而他们却毫无风范。根本就是精神上的软蛋。

[–]KembaWakaFlocka 583 points 5 hours ago 

Wonder when the second reds gonna get pulled.

很好奇第二张红牌啥时候来。

[–]【阿根廷独立】Yung2112 387 points 5 hours ago 

Verratti making a case for it

维拉蒂正在努力

[–]kondec 92 points 5 hours ago 

Verratti's next

下一个就该轮到维拉蒂

[–]【曼城】ripsamhinkie 975 points 9 hours ago 

Was moving too fast for his own two legs

跑得太快，双腿都跟不上了

[–]【热刺】Rodin-V 95 points 5 hours ago 

I did this when playing football at the park once.

You start to go, but no matter how much you convince yourself that if you keep trying you'll come out of it, you won't.

You might last 2, even 3 seconds, which will feel like hours, but you will inevitably hit the floor and you will hit it hard.

我之前在公园踢球时也干过这么一次。

你开始起步，然而你无论你怎么说服自己只要继续尝试就能调整过来，你就是办不到。

你也许能坚持个2、3秒钟，感觉就像几小时那么长，但你最终会重重地摔倒在地上。

[–]Tight-Ad-1161 243 points 9 hours ago 

Goes to show what he has to offer when he is on form. Peak sterling would be on through goal. Don't think any other man city player in the starting 11 has the pace to make that run

这展示了他状态正佳时可以拿出怎样的表现。巅峰斯特林的话肯定就是直捣黄龙了。曼城首发阵容中估计再也没有第二个人能跑出这种速度

[–]【曼城】bgazela 296 points 9 hours ago 

I mean I get your point but

   any other man city player in the starting 11 has the pace to make that run

Walker bruh

我懂你的意思啦，但是

   曼城首发阵容中估计再也没有第二个人能跑出这种速度

沃克有话说

[–]【沙尔克04】deadedgo 487 points 8 hours ago 

Exactly. It's Walker, not Runner. I better go to sleep now...

对嘛。他是步行者，不是奔跑者。我还是去睡会算了……

（译注：沃克本名直译为步行者之意。）

[–]【曼城】4ssteroid 32 points 8 hours ago 

Not even his legs can beat him in a pace race

就连斯特林的双腿都在速度之战中难敌斯特林本人

[–]【埃弗顿】EmotionalMillionaire 778 points 9 hours ago 

Ready for take off

飞机即将起飞

[–]aslong8something 108 points 9 hours ago 

Ladies and gentlemen put your seatbelt on

女士们先生们请系好安全带

[–]Lupill 22 points 9 hours ago 

We hit turbulence!

我们遇到了气流！

[–]【曼城】ctid1987 15 points 9 hours ago 

Ahahahaha that's my lad Raheem Sterling.

啊哈哈哈哈，不愧是斯特林。

[–]ibrahimims 1060 points 9 hours ago 

Legendary title

传奇级标题

[–]aritra3776 135 points 9 hours ago 

I exhaled air like a Hippo, after reading the title!

读完这帖子标题，我直接笑成了河马！

[–]【曼联】imsahoamtiskaw 67 points 9 hours ago* 

I thought he exagerrated, then I saw Sterling almost reach escape velocity.

我原本以为过于夸张，然后我看到了斯特林接近逃逸速度的狂奔。

[–]【曼联】Seb-sama 1401 points 9 hours ago 

Pep is such a considerate baldy, he noticed the game’s getting stale so he puts on Sterling to clown for our entertainment.

瓜迪奥拉真是个体贴的阿秃，他注意到比赛开始变得索然无味，于是派上斯特林给大家带来快乐。

[–]【韩国】sidaeinjae 768 points 9 hours ago 

Jesus and Sterling coming on meant that Pep was 200% certain that he's won the tie lol

热苏斯和斯特林的出场，意味着瓜帅200%确定自己拿下了半决赛，哈哈哈

[–]【曼城】Good_Kev_M-A-N_City 448 points 9 hours ago 

Honestly the biggest peice of indirect disrespect he could do.

这是他能表示出的最大程度的委婉不尊重了。

[–]【切尔西】InLampsWeTrust 147 points 9 hours ago 

What has happened to Sterling this season ? He's looked ineffective for large parts, pep looks like he's lost faith in him ?

斯特林这赛季究竟怎么了？他大部分时间看上去都毫无作为，瓜帅是不是已经对他失去信心了？

[–]MagmaWhales[🍰] 313 points 9 hours ago 

He got replaced by Foden and deservedly so

他的位置被福登取代了，而且活了个该

[–]【曼城】KevinDeMagnifique 218 points 9 hours ago 

I'd say the Algerian GOD playing on the Right Wing has pushed Sterling on the bench.

确切来说，应该是阿尔及利亚之神（指马赫雷斯）占据了右翼，使得斯特林只能枯坐板凳。

[–]【曼城】Panichord 48 points 9 hours ago 

His form has just taken a nose dive in the last 6 months or so, no idea why. I think Pep wants to play him but he's been so bad and others around him so good, so what can ya do.

他的状态在过去6个月出现了大滑坡，原因尚未可知。我觉得瓜帅还是想给他机会，但他表现一直很糟，而其他球员又状态正佳，还能怎么办呢。

[–]Lirid 292 points 9 hours ago 

Naruto run

火影跑

[–]TombstonePete 53 points 9 hours ago 

Felt like he was falling for about 15 minutes.

He fell further than Di Maria tracked back for the second goal.

感觉他的摔倒过程持续了差不多15分钟。

就连斯特林的跌倒距离也比迪马利亚在第二个失球时的回防距离要长。