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[–]【曼联】skipatomskip 2051 points an hour ago 

City playing today like there's a second leg to the final

曼城今天踢得跟欧冠决赛还有第二回合似的

[–]just_dew_eat 863 points an hour ago 

Lol pep with no dm

Pep out did himself

瓜帅居然摆无腰阵

这不自己作死么

[–]ace_valentine 450 points an hour ago 

Not starting Fernandinho and starting Sterling were awful choices!

费尔南迪尼奥不首发，斯特林首发，这选择糟糕透顶！

[–]【皇马】BCastle18 295 points an hour ago 

Sterling has been awful all season wtf did he do to deserve a start in the biggest game of the season

斯特林这一整个赛季踢得都很差劲，他到底凭什么能在这场赛季最重要的比赛中担任首发？

[–]Sinistrait 312 points an hour ago 

Biggest game of the season? That was the biggest game in their history

赛季最重要的比赛？这是他们球队历史上最重要的比赛

[–]【巴萨】zzackfair 113 points an hour ago 

Worse yet he got completely bossed by James, and yet Pep did nothing to switch it tactically. The commentators were screaming to push Foden into the left and play Sterling centrally, yet until he came off Sterling couldn't find a way past James.

更糟的是，他在场上被詹姆斯彻底盯死，并且瓜迪奥拉在战术上对他这一点也没有任何调整。解说员一直都在嚷嚷不如把福登扯到左路、让斯特林改踢中路，然而斯特林直到被替换下场都没办法过詹姆斯这一关。

[–]【热刺】Mick4Audi 126 points 1 hour ago 

You deserve to lose if you start Sterling. Southgate I’m looking at you

让斯特林首发，你不输球谁输球。索斯盖特，你懂的。

[–]tkbchimyjr18 144 points 1 hour ago* 

Facts. He never learns. He tried that shit with Bayern vs Real and we destroyed him in that first half. Can't play a possession soccer with a high press with no CDM

事实就是如此。瓜帅总是不吸取教训。他以前带拜仁踢皇马时就这么瞎搞过，结果被我团在上半场就教做人。你要踢高位压迫式的控球战术却不上后腰，那还踢个球。

[–]【拜仁】Lilfai 25 points 1 hour ago 

That goal was a direct result of that, defenders parted like the Red Sea

那个丢球就是他这么排兵布阵的直接后果，后卫线一分为二的样子像极了《圣经》里的红海。

[–]【利物浦】CemxS 68 points 1 hour ago 

You would think after overthinking and bottling it every season he would finally not overthink it after getting to the final but nah Pep is Pep.

本来以为他在过去每个赛季都因为想太多而吃瘪之后，今年进了决赛总能学乖，但是没辙，瓜帅就是瓜帅。

[–]【曼联】daveor 97 points 1 hour ago 

I think he had so little respect for Chelsea, he expected them to play with 11 behind the ball from kick off. I sort of expected that too but fair play to Chelsea.

我觉得他对切尔西缺乏尊重，他想着对手一开球就会全员退守。我其实也是这么预计的，但切尔西踢得没的说。

[–]【阿森纳】remote_crocodile 164 points 1 hour ago 

They were fucking dreadful all game. Zero urgency

他们整场比赛踢得真特么烂。毫无紧迫感

[–]【阿森纳】31_whgr 66 points 1 hour ago 

was so much like watching us their second half performance, embarrassing

让人想起看我厂欧联杯半决赛第二回合的感觉，尴尬到抠脚

[–]acaddgc 20 points 1 hour ago 

I though the exact same thing, mikel arteta is a true guardiola protege

我也这么想的，阿尔特塔不愧是瓜迪奥拉门下弟子

[–]gnorrn 768 points 1 hour ago 

Kante: amazing.

Pep: WTF.

坎特：这谁顶得住

瓜迪奥拉：这谁顶得住

[–]MrGgoldy 251 points 1 hour ago 

Kante and James had City on lockdown all match.

坎特和詹姆斯联手封杀了曼城一整场。

[–]【曼联】AcePrit 93 points 1 hour ago 

James was a beast- Kante MoTM but Kai havertz wow

詹姆斯纯猛兽，坎特本场最佳，但哈弗茨好家伙

[–]【利物浦】raysofdavies 14 points 58 minutes ago 

Havertz really should’ve walked off as European champion with the goal and assist in a 2-0 win, showed his abilities so well tonight.

如果运气再好点的话，本场比赛完全可以打成2-0，哈弗茨一球一助加冕欧洲冠军，他的能力在今晚展现得淋漓尽致。

[–]MrSINXT 99 points 1 hour ago 

Kante for Ballon D’or 2021

坎特预定2021年金球奖

[–]【阿森纳】RyJG 982 points 1 hour ago 

How did Sterling get 75 minutes

斯特林何德何能可以混到75分钟才下？

[–]【切尔西】goldengluvs 718 points 1 hour ago 

Took them a while to find him in James' pocket

他们找了好一会才在詹姆斯的口袋里发现斯宝

[–]【英格兰】uniqueusername42O 156 points 1 hour ago 

I thought AWB was his biggest fear but looks like it's James too. You love to see it

我一度以为万-比萨卡才是斯特林最怕的对手，没想到詹姆斯也是。喜闻乐见。

[–]【曼联】Jonnythebull 23 points 1 hour ago 

I didn't realise James was that good... Absolutely immense today! All of them were to be honest. That was a lesson in how to defend.

我都没意识到詹姆斯原来这么出色……今天牛叉大发了！有一说一，他车全队都很牛叉。今天切尔西给大家上了一堂防守示范课。

[–]【巴萨】Danny777v 707 points 1 hour ago 

How good was Christensen?

克里斯滕森有多棒？

[–]kayjay789 173 points 1 hour ago 

Absolutely immense. What a second half from the lad.

棒呆了。下半场他简直无可逾越。

[–]tapped21 528 points 1 hour ago 

Its like Thiago Silva never left

仿佛蒂亚戈-席尔瓦从未退场

[–]【西雅图伐木者】ArseneLupinIV 199 points 1 hour ago 

That's the magic of sports isn't it. Opportunities for players to step up and deliver when stars need to step down.

这就是体育的魔力所在，不是吗？当球星不得不走下舞台时，普通球员抓住机会站上舞台并大放异彩。

[–]【利物浦】luke_205 98 points 1 hour ago 

I thought for sure Jesus had him near the end there but he got the tackle in. What a performance after being subbed on for Thiago Silva.

热苏斯在比赛临近尾声时几乎从克里斯滕森这里得手，但他一脚铲断解决了问题。替换席尔瓦出场之后，他发挥得确实非常出色。

[–]【奥尔堡】clintomcruisewood 97 points 1 hour ago 

Don't think City came close once after he was subbed in.

Although I barely remember them being close before him

自打他替补上阵后曼城就没啥真正的机会。

当然话又说回来，他上场之前曼城本来也没闹出什么动静。

[–]OfficialGloryHunter 1047 points 1 hour ago 

That's 4 x CL winner Mateo Kovacic to you.

各位，见过科瓦契奇先生，4次欧冠冠军得主。

[–]【切尔西】EnergetikNA 364 points 1 hour ago 

At least he finally played a role in this one lmao

至少他终于在这次夺冠时发挥了作用，哈哈

[–]【曼联】ibaRRaVzLa 143 points 1 hour ago 

Did that man really win 3 CL finals without playing a single minute or was he on loan on at least one of them?

他真的在前3次夺冠的欧冠决赛中一分钟都没有出场过吗？还是说他至少在其中一次恰巧租借出去了？

[–]【利物浦】DoctorPaquito 114 points 1 hour ago* 

2016 he didn’t make the bench (injured IIRC)

2017 he made the bench but didn’t play

2018 he made the bench but didn’t play

2021 he made the bench and was subbed at the 80th minute

2016年，他没有入选大名单（没记错的话是受伤了）

2017年，他进入替补席但没有出场

2018年，他进入替补席但没有出场

2021年，他进入替补席并在第80分钟出场

[–]Arypatic 149 points 1 hour ago 

All in Madrid

前三次全在皇马队中

[–]【曼联】ibaRRaVzLa 77 points 1 hour ago 

Incredible stat lmao

这数据有点东西，哈哈

[–]【津巴布韦基肯恩尼】ScaleInfamous 1454 points 1 hour ago 

What the fuck is it with Chelsea and mangers taking over half way through a languishing season and then winning the Champions League. Absolutely remarkable to do it once with Matteo, let alone twice. I'm inclined to say Matteo was quite obviously fortunate, whereas Tuchel is the real fucking deal. If I was a Chelsea fan I would protect that man at all costs.

切尔西赛季陷入低迷，然后中途换帅，最后欧冠抡元，这种事真的科学吗。迪马特奥能带队做到一次就够不得了的，更别说还来一回。要我说的话，迪马特奥那次显然运气成分更多，而图赫尔就真有两把刷子。如果我是切尔西球迷，那我一定会不惜一切代价捍卫他。

[–]【利物浦】No-Sheepherder5481 575 points 1 hour ago 

I think you said it. Tuchel is very much the real deal and he inherited a decent squad

你其实已经有了答案。图赫尔是货真价实的顶级教头，而他也接手了一支水准不错的球队。

[–]Reach_Reclaimer 270 points 1 hour ago 

Despite their poor performance in their last few games. An entire season of tuchel + pep +klopp with a fit squad all with a preseason is going to be insane

但他们最近几场表现得也确实有点低迷。如果有良好的季前备战以及健康的阵容，图赫尔+瓜迪奥拉+克洛普三雄逐鹿的完整赛季光是想想就很燃。

[–]【曼联】Jizznut 48 points 1 hour ago 

Hey don't forget O..... remembers Wednesday.....Nm.

嘿，你是不是忘了索……回想起周三的欧联决赛……算了没事。

[–]Thesolly180 41 points 1 hour ago 

Di Matteo doing it was just a shock. Tuchel isn’t. They had a good squad already just needed a manager with some experience.

迪马特奥的战绩真就是平地一声雷。图赫尔的则不然。他们本就坐拥优秀的阵容，只差一位经验丰富的主帅。

[–]lensado 293 points 1 hour ago 

Pep on the other hand.

Start without a defensive midfielder so your defenders are horribly exposed, only to put one on 60 minutes in when you’re chasing a goal.

Only footballing intellectuals of the highest degree would understand

至于瓜帅嘛。

首发阵容一个防守中场都没有，把后卫线完全暴露在对手火力下，然后在第60分钟急需扳平比分时又把防守中场派了上去。

这恐怕只有最高级的足球智者才看得懂。

[–]kokukojuto2 88 points 1 hour ago 

Putting Fernandinho in was the right thing, City were much better afterwards. He should've just played him from the start

换上费尔南迪尼奥没问题啊，在他上场后曼城的表现有了很大改善。瓜帅就该首发费鸟的。

[–]ImAbhishek_47 89 points 1 hour ago 

Tbf without a DM at 60', they would have conceded more. Terrible stuff from Pep.

老实讲，60分钟时还不上个后腰，他们只会丢得更多。只能怪瓜帅自己一开始的昏招。

[–]【曼联】DrRashfordPM 62 points 1 hour ago 

Well when you sack managers mid season often enough it’s bound to happen

只要你在赛季中途换帅换得够勤，就总会有奇迹的

[–]【切尔西】Prune_Super 72 points 1 hour ago 

We sacked our manager for all 3 CL finals. Mad stuff

我车三进欧冠决赛都吃了中途换帅的红利。就问你们怕不怕

[–]【曼联】G1Spectrum 766 points 1 hour ago 

Pep just had to pull a Pep didn't he

瓜迪奥拉不这么整活儿就不是瓜迪奥拉了，对吧

[–]【曼城】Brinner 399 points 1 hour ago 

I thought it was a joke but he really started the man who can't finish

我之前还以为不过是个玩笑，结果他真的派那个快乐终结者首发

[–]【曼联】G1Spectrum 186 points 1 hour ago 

I don't see that goal happening either if Fernandinho is cleaning up in the back. Chelsea had way too many chances in the first half.

要是有费尔南迪尼奥在后场保驾护航，那个球根本就丢不了。切尔西上半场的机会简直车载斗量。

[–]【曼城】BillehBear 43 points 1 hour ago 

No doubt about it

Once Ferna came on they had trouble even making attacks

Was a dumb decision to try and play chelsea with no holding midfielder

可不嘛

费鸟登场之后切尔西甚至连组织进攻都很困难

跟切尔西交手居然中场连个压阵的都没有，实在有够蠢的

[–]【曼联】DrRashfordPM 81 points 1 hour ago 

He’d saved up all his overthinking for the final. Got himself so riled up he thought it was 2009 again and abandoned strikers

瓜迪奥拉憋了一肚子的幺蛾子，就等着这场决赛放出来。他这是自己上头了，以为会是2009年决赛的重演，还摆出个无锋阵。

[–]【波尔图】GNeiva 1200 points an hour ago 

Terrible tactics from Guardiola. You cannot come to a decisive match in this stadium with 3 former Benfica players and expect to win.

瓜迪奥拉的战术整段垮掉。到巨龙球场来参加这么决定性的比赛，队里居然有3名前本菲卡球员，你还指望能赢？

[–]【佩西加雅加达】Babladuar 184 points an hour ago 

The curse continues

魔咒依旧挥之不去

（译注：指诅咒本菲卡100年内无缘欧战冠军的“古斯曼魔咒”）

[–]【本菲卡】andresm79 143 points an hour ago 

Take my angry upvote.

Playing the triple!

怒而赞之。

带咒三杀！

[–]【曼联】Zandercy42 716 points an hour ago 

Commentator really said blue is the colour in Porto tonight lmao

解说员居然真的说波尔图今晚是蓝色的，笑死我了

[–]【曼联】DrRashfordPM 96 points an hour ago 

Quite a risky bet to take

敢押蓝色球队获胜确实风险很大吼

[–]【曼联】ionised 166 points 1 hour ago 

Porto: blue and white.

Chelsea: navy blue.

City: bald fraud blue.

波尔图：白与蓝

切尔西：海军蓝

曼城：秃头骗子蓝

[–]【切尔西】MongoLife45 72 points 1 hour ago 

City fans: blue balls continue another season

曼城球迷：又是一个蛋疼的赛季

[–]【阿森纳】Rockflagandeeeagle 496 points 1 hour ago 

I can already see Pep thinking about splurging the next 50m on a defender

瓜帅估计已经在考虑下一笔5000万砸哪个后卫了

[–]【热刺】Kreygasm2233 185 points 1 hour ago* 

Or 250 on Kane since they didn't score

既然他们今天进不了球，搞不好会砸个2亿半把凯恩买了去

[–]IAmSkylarWhiteYo 123 points 1 hour ago 

And still fucking his lineup in an important CL fixture

然后继续在欧冠重头戏时瞎鼓捣他的阵容

[–]【曼联】Muhsi_77 131 points 1 hour ago 

He will bench kane to play sterling as a false 6

凯恩打替补，斯特林首发打伪6号

[–]【荷兰】BigFatNo 23 points 1 hours ago 

Ederson on corner duty

埃德森负责开角球

[–]【巴萨】DanielSophoran 19 points 1 hour ago 

Next season instead of playing no DM, he’ll just not play a defense at all. 0-5-5 here we go, if they score 11, City will score 14

无腰阵算什么，下赛季直接不设防。0-5-5阵型即将面世，对手进11个，那曼城就进14个。

[–]【费雷拉】fijozico 3905 points 6 hours ago* 

The Gallaghers about to commit some hate crimes.

盖勒格兄弟即将实施仇恨犯罪

（译注：绿洲乐队的盖勒格兄弟都是知名曼城球迷）

[–]【曼联】PassTimeActivity 1611 points 5 hours ago 

Liam to Pep: "There are many things that I'd like to say to you but I don't speak Spanish"

连恩-盖勒格对瓜帅说：“我有许多想对你说的话，但我不会说西班牙语”

[–]【切尔西】tellymundo 357 points 5 hours ago 

I just want to see them fight each other.

我更想看盖勒格兄弟自己打起来。

[–]【纽卡斯尔】GazzP 628 points 5 hours ago 

Noel's birthday today too. Unlucky.

今天还是诺尔-盖勒格的生日。真倒霉啊。

[–]【曼联】4R1N1493 1479 points 5 hours ago2 

Manchester is red blue depressed

曼彻斯特是 红色 蓝色 萧瑟的

[–]【曼联】Lost_Afropick 2697 points 5 hours ago 

Havertz "I couldn't give a fuck! I won the champions league"

Hahahaha I like those genuine moments

哈弗茨“（被问到自己的身价标签）我特么在乎个屁，我都拿到欧冠了”

哈哈哈哈，就喜欢这样的耿直时刻

[–]【切尔西】Koteii 855 points 5 hours ago 

And Azpi coming in like the drunk uncle. Great scenes

然后阿兹皮利奎塔就跟个醉酒大叔一样闯进采访现场。这一幕绝了

[–]【切尔西】sas_boy 331 points 5 hours ago 

"I would like to apologize for the fruity language, but as you can understand...."

现场记者：“对于采访中出现不雅词汇我很抱歉，但各位观众应该可以理解……”

[–]Dickfingerz56 263 points 5 hours ago 

Appropriate answer, what a stupid fucking question

他回答的多得体啊，这都特喵的啥白痴问题

[–]【埃弗顿】tylerjehills 10.8k points 6 hours ago2 

N'Golo Kante. What a fucking player. All the man does is clean up midfields and win trophies.

恩戈洛-坎特。这尼玛多棒的球员。他所做的一切就是清扫中场然后赢得冠军。

[–]【切尔西】JuanMataCFC 567 points 6 hours ago 

huge credit shud also go to James & Chilwell. they gave Sterling & Mahrez almost zero breathing room, especially in the 1st half.

詹姆斯和奇尔韦尔也值得赞扬。他们完全没给斯特林和马赫雷斯任何呼吸空间，上半场尤甚。

[–]chukomoo 177 points 5 hours ago 

James really pinned Sterling down

詹姆斯完全看死了斯特林

[–]【沙尔克04】moneybooy 3221 points 6 hours ago 

He and Havertz were absurd

坎特和哈弗茨今天超勇的

[–]【巴萨】GoatButton 1648 points 6 hours ago 

Yeah Kante is always great but Havertz impressed me massively this game

坎特一直就很出色，但哈弗茨本场比赛真的给我留下了深刻印象

[–]nronaldo2000 439 points 5 hours ago 

The guy is really mature for his age, knows exactly when to hold the ball and when to attack

这哥们有着超出年龄的成熟，非常清楚什么时候该持球等待、什么时候该发力进攻

[–]bwig_ 799 points 5 hours ago 

Tbf Havertz’s performances have been consistently good for the last 8 weeks or so. A lot of people wrote him off a little too early.

说实话，哈弗茨最近8周以来一直有着极为稳定的优异发挥。许多人过早地看低了他。

[–]【美国】tigerking615 310 points 5 hours ago 

Havertz isn't flashy but his fundamentals are outstanding. He'd make any side better.

哈弗茨并不以速度见长，但他有着杰出的基础条件。任何球队有了他都能变得更强。

[–]【切尔西】betercallsaul 616 points 6 hours ago 

Let's not forget the Chelsea defence, who played unbelievable well considering their track record the last few seasons.

也别忘了切尔西的后防线，考虑到他们近几个赛季的数据，他们今晚的表现真是难以置信。

[–]【曼联】k-mysta 259 points 5 hours ago 

I counted 3 ridiculous blocks that were almost certain goals. Brilliant performances

有3个必进球机会都被他们神奇地化解了。超一流的发挥

[–]【纽卡斯尔】MP4_26 347 points 6 hours ago 

James outstanding in the first half, Sterling will come out in the wash when he cleans his shorts.

詹姆斯在上半时发挥上佳，他回家清裤子口袋时斯特林估计会从里面掉出来。

[–]【切尔西】EnergetikNA 831 points 6 hours ago 

Havertz, Kante, Mount, Chilwell, James, Azpi, Rudiger, and Christensen. Fucking brilliant tonight. Jorginho was great for the most part too.

So many clutch last ditch efforts from our defenders.

哈弗茨、坎特、芒特、奇尔韦尔、詹姆斯、阿兹皮利奎塔、吕迪格以及克里斯滕森。今夜全都光芒四射。若日尼奥在大部分时间里也可圈可点。

我们的后卫们贡献了太多背水一战级别的努力。

[–]Numismatic_ 532 points 6 hours ago 

That stop to deny Foden... truly insane.

封堵福登射门的那一脚……实在惊人。

[–]I_always_rated_them 199 points 5 hours ago 

Yeah, hard to pick anyone out who wasn't absolutely top class this game imo, all the defence had their moments, all the midfield and all the attack.

没错，很难说谁没有踢出顶级水准，后防线所有人都有自己的高光时刻，中场和进攻线全员也是如此。

[–]wakeandbeek 303 points 6 hours ago 

I am so fucking happy for Mendy too. What a story.

也为门迪感到高兴。他的故事太励志了。

[–]【皇马】SenZeyxx 317 points 6 hours ago 

Respect. He deserves the title

向坎特致敬。他配得上这个冠军

[–]【曼联】DrRashfordPM 193 points 6 hours ago 

He’s completed football now pretty much

他现在的足球领域荣誉差不多圆满了吧

[–]【巴黎圣日耳曼】Aycik75 136 points 5 hours ago 

Just needs that Euros. :)

就差欧洲杯了 :)

[–]【拜仁】Unban_Ice 5327 points 6 hours ago 

German managers, man

德国教头们，好家伙

[–]【尤文图斯】CheekyFifaCunt_7 967 points 6 hours ago 

Psg fires tuchel and he wins it, karma

大巴黎炒了图赫尔，现在他拿下了欧冠，天道好轮回

[–]【法国】bacon4life143 261 points 5 hours ago 

Fuck Leonardo, what an absolute clown move that was. Super happy Thiago Silva also earned his UCL trophy.

狗哔的莱昂纳多，现在知道小丑竟是他自己了呗。同时也为蒂亚戈-席尔瓦首夺欧冠感到欣慰。

[–]【阿森纳】jstuu 526 points 5 hours ago 

Fired Tuchel and released Thiago this is sweet sweet music

解雇图赫尔、放走席尔瓦，一曲骚气的战歌

[–]【利物浦】In_Panopticon 2256 points 6 hours ago 

3 years in a row now

连续3年由德国教练摘得欧冠桂冠

[–]【皇马】Straw3 2349 points 6 hours ago 

tbf, it was a French manager 3 years in a row before that.

说句公道话，在此之前是连续3年由法国教练夺冠

[–]【多特蒙德】Hirpi 1703 points 6 hours ago 

French bald Manager... spooky

法国秃头教练……竟恐怖如斯

[–]【利物浦】pumbahusajo 513 points 5 hours ago 

He used up all the bald energy

他耗尽了所有的秃头能量

[–]WhatsMyAgeAgain-182 117 points 5 hours ago 

Has anyone ever seen Zidane and Master Roshi in the same room?

齐达内和龟仙人不会是同一个人吧？毕竟没人目睹他们同时出现过啊

[–]【利物浦】No-Sheepherder5481 448 points 6 hours ago 

Managers with hair

这三年捧杯的教练都有头发

[–]【阿斯顿维拉】aquatic_giraffe 495 points 6 hours ago 

Tuchel’s is hanging on by a thread tbf

图赫尔其实也就勉强不算秃而已

[–]【南安普顿】Adziboy 5352 points 6 hours ago 

Tuchel has come in and consistently proven he knows exactly what to do in every situation. what an incredible well managed, well drilled final from them. better across the pitch

图赫尔接手切尔西后，一直都在证明自己对任何情况都有应对之策。这一场决赛彰显了他卓越的执教能力和应对能力。确实是场上表现更好的一方。

[–]thedrean 1354 points 5 hours ago 

There’s no ambiguity in this gameplay. His players know exactly what they’re to do and they do it. Absolute MASTER class today

他的战术非常清晰。切尔西球员确切知道自己要做什么，也能贯彻到位。绝对的大师级。

[–]【南安普顿】Adziboy 652 points 5 hours ago 

Felt like complete opposites. A man city front 3 who didn't quite know who was supposed to be in the box, while every Chelsea player has no doubt

感觉双方完全反了过来。曼城的进攻三人组对于谁应该进占禁区压根拎不清，而所有的切尔西球员则毫无半点迟疑。

[–]【热刺】TigerBasket 1728 points 5 hours ago 

Can’t believe PSG sacked him, idiots

大巴黎居然解雇了图赫尔，年度迷惑大赏

[–]【阿森纳】Moohamin12 1312 points 5 hours ago 

Ironic really.

They sacked him because they want European glory.

真是有够讽刺。

他们炒他鱿鱼，理由是他们想要欧战荣誉。

[–]【曼联】MightySilverWolf 4372 points 6 hours ago 

City 🤝 United

Losing a European final

曼城 🤝 曼联

欧战决赛，你输我也输

[–]【曼联】Kold_Blooded_Killer 1786 points 6 hours ago 

Manchester must be known for its bottles

曼彻斯特市肯定是以掉链子而闻名

[–]【孟菲斯901】CALL_ME_ISHMAEBY 584 points 5 hours ago 

A true city of industry.

真正的工业城市啊

[–]【曼联】vrd9927 652 points 5 hours ago 

Manchester, a City United!!

曼彻斯特，一城共联！！

[–]【曼联】BlobbySwellow 278 points 5 hours ago 

MANCHESTER IS .... purple?

曼彻斯特是……紫色的？

[–]【曼联】Gytarius626 2434 points 6 hours ago 

Pep after years of CL pain from changing his lineups last minute

在经历了多年因为最后时刻折腾阵容带来的欧冠痛苦之后，瓜帅：

[–]NycLsd 1013 points 5 hours ago 

I seriously thought that this was the ONE game where he wouldn’t do some wild 8D chess shit

我本来真的以为他在这一场决赛总不会还玩阵容实验那一套了呢

[–]【奥林匹亚科斯】DJORDJEVIC11 244 points 5 hours ago 

Ι love this template so much and fits so well

这图不错，很应景

[–]【巴萨】Hogoba 336 points 5 hours ago* 

Why does he keep doing it, really?

Edit: Follow up question, why only in really, really important matches?

说真的，他为什么老是这样？

编辑：进一步提问，为什么只在非常非常重要的比赛里这么干？

[–]nagev_backwards 281 points 5 hours ago 

he can't help overthinking it

他对过度思考有瘾

[–]【曼联】harshmangat 4710 points 6 hours ago 

Chelsea: sack the manager

Play shit football in the league

Win UCL

Repeat????

切尔西：炒掉主帅

联赛踢得稀烂无比

赢下欧冠

循环往复？？？？

[–]【拜仁】Lutzelien 1636 points 5 hours ago 

Psg: Sack the manager

Lose the league

See ex-manager win UCL

????

大巴黎：炒掉主帅

联赛丢冠

眼睁睁看着前任主帅赢下欧冠

？？？？

[–]Nonsense_Spreader 693 points 5 hours ago 

You forgot

Kick out club captain

See him join forces with ex-manager to win UCL

你还忘了这个

撵走球队队长

眼睁睁看他加盟前任主帅的球队并赢下欧冠

[–]ZoSoVII 161 points 5 hours ago 

Yeah and the previous manager won Europa League earlier this week, in a finale where 'not good enough' Cavani scores.

没错，而且这周早些时候的欧联杯则是由前任的前任拿下，而那场决赛中“不够优秀的”卡瓦尼还打进一球。

[–]【阿森纳】Moohamin12 138 points 4 hours ago* 

So this year's European finals are just a middle finger to psg really.

所以今年的欧战决赛还真是一根对大巴黎亮出的中指啊。

[–]viimeinen 46 points 3 hours ago 

And the City of Manchester

对曼彻斯特市也是

[–]T2542 2517 points 6 hours ago 

2012

2021

City had no chance it was written by the football gods for Chelsea

2012

2021

冥冥之中，足球之神早就为切尔西写就了一切，曼城咋可能有机会嘛

[–]【切尔西】ArrowHelix 1154 points 6 hours ago 

Damn,got to wait until 2102 now?

我靠，下一次夺冠岂不是要等到2102年了？

[–]ThePosterWeDeserve 671 points 5 hours ago 

No worries you'll be dead by then

别担心朋友，到那时你早都已经凉透了

[–]【贝尔格莱德红星】phantom_lord_yeah 272 points 5 hours ago 

Quite comforting

小嘴儿抹了蜜

[–]robert1811 107 points 6 hours ago 

Setting my calendar for Chelsea’s third Champions League in 2102.

已在日历上标注：2102年，切尔西取得第三座欧冠奖杯之年。

[–]【阿森纳】Juil8991MC 1341 points 6 hours ago 

Pep and overthinking things

Name a better duo

瓜迪奥拉与钻牛角尖

谁再说一个更好的搭配？

[–]【阿尔特塔】Bozon8 579 points 6 hours ago 

Arteta and overthinking things.

阿尔特塔与钻牛角尖。

[–]【桑托斯】SeymourButts8190 261 points 5 hours ago 

Who do you think he learned it from?

你以为他这习惯跟谁学的？

[–]【阿森纳】Meganickster1 215 points 6 hours ago 

Kante and trophies

坎特与冠军奖杯

[–]【西班牙】Varnagel_1 3647 points 6 hours ago 

PSG sacking Tuchel is easily the biggest mistake in their history

大巴黎解雇图赫尔绝对是他们历史上最大的错误

[–]【马竞】IBETTERTHANU 7941 points 6 hours ago8106& 7 more 

What history?

他们有啥历史？

[–]【巴塞罗那竞技】tiger1005 615 points 6 hours ago 

Lol you got them there

哈哈，打人不打脸

[–]【切尔西】betercallsaul 539 points 6 hours ago 

The best sacking in history if you're a Chelsea fan.

那可是史上最佳的解雇决定，只要你是切尔西球迷的话。

[–]【利物浦】Raigoku 3538 points 6 hours ago 

Don't worry Pep nothing that another 500m transfer window can't fix

别为瓜帅操心，没有什么是一个转会窗5亿元砸下去不能解决的

[–]ace_valentine 1139 points 6 hours ago 

Hide your fullbacks!

藏好你家的后卫！

[–]【曼联】dontnoticethis 558 points 6 hours ago 

Hide your DMs!

藏好你家的后腰！

[–]【AC米兰】M_Vid 675 points 6 hours ago 

He did but it didn't work

瓜帅自己藏过了，不管用

[–]Arunan-Aravaanan 206 points 6 hours ago 

Why? Pep doesn't play them anyway

藏后腰干啥？反正瓜迪奥拉都不会派他们上场

[–]【热刺】FutilityInfielder 337 points 6 hours ago 

Dear Pep,

Harry Kane also failed to score in the CL final. He is not the striker you want.

亲爱的瓜帅

凯恩在欧冠决赛也没开过张。所以他不是你需要的那种中锋。

[–]OnePieceAce 428 points 6 hours ago 

I'm starting to really believe in that Yaya Toure curse on Pep

越来越觉得亚亚-图雷当年对瓜迪奥拉的诅咒是真事儿了

（译注：图雷的经纪人曾表示非洲萨满对瓜迪奥拉下了咒，让他永远无缘欧冠冠军）

[–]【曼联】Clark-Kent 132 points 6 hours ago 

Need a priest to go around singing happy birthday

要不去请个牧师来做个法，唱点生日快乐歌什么的驱驱邪吧

[–]【切尔西】tornadoquake23 854 points 5 hours ago*3 

I lost my mom to covid today so this one meant a lot. Thank you boys for giving me a reason to smile on my darkest of days!

我妈妈因为新冠疫情在今天离我而去了，所以这座欧冠奖杯对我来说意义非凡。我车的将士们，谢谢你们让我在这最黑暗的日子里能够重拾微笑！

[–]404merrinessnotfound 209 points 5 hours ago 

I am sorry for your loss, enjoy the win as much as possible

节哀顺变，尽可能享受这场胜利吧

[–]sin11ban 57 points 5 hours ago 

Man what a Contrast of emotions, take Care buddy

悲喜两重天啊，多保重老铁

[–]【切尔西】indiblue825 132 points 5 hours ago 

Big love to you my pal, may she rest in peace and may you find more strength day by day

我们的爱与你同在，伙计。愿她安息，也愿你能重拾生活的力量。