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[–]【阿森纳】Noremac28-1 3545 points 16 hours ago 

Can you imagine if we’d played in the super league with this team?

就这神鬼阵容我们居然还差点去参加欧洲超级联赛，你敢信？

[–]【圣路易斯城】xyzzy321 1159 points 16 hours ago 

Yeah but Kroenke would make a ton of money, which was/is the whole point. Future proof steady stream of massive piles of money.

是啊，但克伦克倒是能赚得盆满钵满，这才是参加欧超的重点。那可是未来可期、源源不断的雪花银。

[–]【阿森纳】Noremac28-1 777 points 16 hours ago 

At least we’d get the first draft pick

最起码我们能拿到首轮选秀权

[–]【可拉拉爆破者】Handyman2116 468 points 16 hours ago 

Arsenal would pick Ben Simmons tbf

阿森纳估计会选本-西蒙斯

[–]【阿根廷】MeC0195 226 points 16 hours ago 

Arsenal would pick Anthony Bennett

阿森纳会选安东尼-本内特（译注：和上文的西蒙斯一样，都被视为水货状元）

[–]【利物浦】pure_black99 712 points 15 hours ago 

Out of the 33 points to play for since Guardiola came to City, Arsenal have won a grand total of 1 point. At this point Esc > Forefit game would be better to conserve stamina for Real Madrid

自从瓜迪奥拉接掌曼城之后，阿森纳在双方交锋理论上可以获得的33分里，豪取1分之巨。换作是在游戏里的话，还不如点击退出>放弃比赛，为迎战皇马保存体力呢。

[–]【切尔西】teems 240 points 15 hours ago 

W10 D1 L0

Absolutely insane stat.

瓜帅入主后曼城对阿森纳的联赛战绩：10胜 1平 0负

吓死先人的数据。

[–]【阿森纳】Sam_Allardyce（山姆-阿勒代斯） 6250 points 15 hours ago4& 12 more 

!flair :Arsenal:

已将主队设置为阿森纳

[–]【本菲卡】miro231 934 points 15 hours ago 

Big Sam to the rescue

大山姆要来救火啦

[–]【曼联】PetriNevski 393 points 15 hours ago 

No joke he would be better. Arteta is trying too much and it turns to shit. Big Sam keeps it simple and keeping his locker room in check

说真的，阿勒代斯是更好的人选。阿尔特塔用力过猛，搞到现在一地鸡毛。大山姆可以化繁为简，同时也能镇住更衣室。

[–]Ch1ck3W1ngz 1321 points 15 hours ago 

Oh god its big sams music

噢老天，大山姆扛着音箱过来了

[–]【纽卡斯尔】GazzP 938 points 15 hours ago2 

Breath of gravy,

Tits of ham,

Relegation dogfight?

Call Big Sam!

肉汁之气息弥漫，

火腿之鲜香勾馋，

汝深陷保级泥潭？

大山姆等待召唤！

[–]【热刺】circa285 158 points 15 hours ago 

This is pure gold and needs to be turned into Big Sam's entrance music for each time he walks onto the pitch to coach a team.

绝了，强烈建议设置为大山姆每次踏上草皮执教球队时的出场音乐。

[–]iguanawarrior 79 points 15 hours ago 

Cmon, after Ljungberg and Arteta, it should be another ex-Arsenal player's turn. Lord Bendtner's turn this time.

得了吧，前有永贝里和阿尔特塔，接下来应该轮到另一名前阿森纳球员登场。这次要不请本特纳大帝来吧。

[–]【丹麦】Viggorous 3190 points 15 hours ago 

I know it looks bad but consider this: 19 of 20 PL fan bases believes Arteta should be given more time. Keeping him is a no brainer, really.

我知道这比赛惨不忍睹，但你得这么想：英超20家球队有19家的球迷都支持阿尔特塔继续干下去。全员保塔，就是这么简单。

[–]【考文垂】CavebobSpongemang 1025 points 15 hours ago 

I love democracy.

我喜欢民主。

[–]【阿斯顿维拉】TheOneKane 409 points 15 hours ago 

19.5 fan bases. I wouldn't be surprised if some Arsenal fans are still backing him.

应该是19.5家的球迷吧。要是有部分阿森纳球迷依然力挺塔帅的话，我一点也不奇怪。

[–]saltstryder 1651 points 15 hours ago 

Arteta is now 60% away from getting sacked.

阿尔特塔下课的进度条还有60%要走。

[–]【皇马】VictorAkwaowo1 358 points 15 hours ago 

That’s generous

这叫一个宽宏大量

[–]Delicious-Cheetah-86 643 points 15 hours ago 

If they lose to Norwich at home he will get sacked 100%

如果他们主场输给诺维奇的话，那进度条肯定一下子就到100%

[–]【阿森纳】parkersr1 100 points 15 hours ago 

Please?

拜托了？

[–]AFAR85 176 points 15 hours ago 

He'll be sacked in the morning.

The break is probably the best opportunity to get someone in right now.

那他肯定一早就会被解雇。

国家队比赛期间也许正是他厂另觅新帅的最佳机会。

[–]【UD莱利亚】ASVP-Pa9e 208 points 14 hours ago 

Which is exactly why it won't happen. This Arsenal board don't make good decisions.

而这正是他下不了课的原因。你啥时候看见这届阿森纳董事会做过正确的决策？

[–]【狼】PakiIronman 1277 points 15 hours ago 

Damn, they're actually bottom of the league.

好家伙，他们真垫底了。

[–]【西雅图海湾人】ArseneLupinIV 1855 points 15 hours ago 

Yank here. Who do we think Arsenal are going to take with the number one overall draft pick?

俺是美国人。阿森纳这次的状元签会用来选谁呢？

[–]【拜仁慕尼黑】doomer_md 718 points 15 hours ago 

Lebron James

勒布朗-詹姆斯

[–]【曼联】tyetforsyth 83 points 15 hours ago 

Could get Ronaldo next year

smh Arteta is one for the future

可以在明年拿下C罗

乖乖，塔子哥属实未来奠基人。

[–]【曼城】jerrie86 94 points 15 hours ago 

Bright side is that only way now is up

往好了看，他厂现在唯一的道路就是向上攀登了。

[–]【尼泊尔】Spikeyspandan 62 points 15 hours ago 

Arteta : We don't do that here.

阿尔特塔：这可不是我们的作风。

[–]【西汉姆联】zadharm 22 points 15 hours ago 

Well, the only way to go in this league is up. They keep playing like this and they'll find there's a worse position than 20th in the prem

唯一道路就是向上攀登，但仅限于在本联赛。他们再这么踢下去，会发现还有比英超第20位更糟糕的排名。

[–]【热刺】mrhello18 1949 points 15 hours ago 

Darren Fletcher: “Arsenal have statues of their own at the Etihad and they’re stood inside the penalty box”

fletcher is spot on

达伦-弗莱彻：“阿森纳在伊蒂哈德球场拥有自己专属的雕像，这些雕像就杵在小禁区里。”

弗莱彻一针见血啊

[–]【凯尔特人】BillOakley 414 points 15 hours ago 

Fletcher openly pissing on Arsenal’s corpse

弗莱彻这是公开鞭尸

[–]【曼联】AE17__ 788 points 15 hours ago 

Watching Man City whip crosses into the box with Arsenal's atrocious marking felt like FIFA where you can abuse the AI mechanics and get an easy goal.

曼城向禁区精准传中，而阿森纳的盯人则烂出天际，这一幕仿佛是你在FIFA里滥用AI机制，轻松进球一样。

[–]【AC米兰】geo0rgi 259 points 15 hours ago 

Tbf the whole game felt like playing on amateur in FIFA

公平来说，这整场比赛都像是在FIFA里选择业余难度在踢。

[–]【朴茨茅斯】dohhhnut 151 points 15 hours ago 

Ronaldo is going to feast

C罗来了岂不是大快朵颐

[–]【利物浦】KylieJennersbutthole 247 points 15 hours ago 

Forget about Ronaldo the likes of Chris Wood will do it

都不用C罗来，克里斯-伍德（《吸血鬼日记》男星）来了都能吃饼吃到饱

[–]【阿森纳】mojambowhatisthescen 1598 points 15 hours ago 

Some positives on this horrendous day:

1. Pepé didn’t put a foot wrong

2. We only had one shot off target

3. City didn’t score from 20 of their shots

4. My Covid test

这可怕的一天里的几个积极（阳性）因素：

1. 佩佩没有犯错

2. 我们未中目标的射门仅有1次

3. 曼城有20脚打门未能得分

4. 我的核酸检测结果

[–]goodmobileyes 438 points 15 hours ago 

Fair play getting Coivd just to make this joke. True commitment

为了搞个段子连新冠都染上了。你可真够拼的

[–]【热刺】kiwistrawberryxp 142 points 15 hours ago 

Take care of yourself, mate. Hope you have a swift recovery.

哥们多保重。希望你早日康复。

[–]【热刺】benoles_esquire 2775 points 15 hours ago 

people worried the missed pen would ruin Saka's confidence and career, turns out playing for arsenal will do it

人们本来担心欧洲杯决赛射失点球会毁了萨卡的自信心和职业生涯，结果却发现毁他的是为阿森纳效力这件事本身。

[–]【阿斯顿维拉】Slight-Name 922 points 15 hours ago 

Saka, Odegaard, ESR has to look up to Xhaka as their role model lmao.

萨卡、厄德高、史密斯-罗就站在那里，景仰的目光望过去，都是扎卡双脚飞铲的影子。

[–]【热刺】Kreygasm2233 657 points 15 hours ago 

Can't believe Odegaard has decided to play in the Championship

厄德高居然决定来踢英冠，不知道这娃咋想的

[–]【皇马】smdpofficial 223 points 15 hours ago 

Good luck to Martin. He chose well.

祝厄德高好运。他真会挑啊。

[–]【谢周三】PipBoy808 204 points 15 hours ago 

Odegaard to his agent:

"We signed that thing in pencil, right?"

厄德高问经纪人：

“那份合同咱们是用铅笔签的，对吧？”

[–]【意大利】siva-pc 832 points 15 hours ago 

Attendance 52,276 + 1 (Ederson)

本场比赛观众人数 52276+1人（埃德森）

[–]GamingKingNight 263 points 15 hours ago 

What do you mean? Ederson created the best arsenal chance for a goal xD

你这啥意思？人家埃德森可是为阿森纳创造了一次最佳的得分机会啊

[–]【巴萨】alisab22 31 points 15 hours ago 

You forgot arsenal defence

你忘了把阿森纳的后防线也计算在内

[–]PowderEagle_1894 142 points 15 hours ago 

tbh, Ederson was half sleeping the whole game

说实话，埃德森整场比赛下来几乎都快睡着了

[–]【阿森纳】CheesecakeAnalyst 408 points 15 hours ago 

Ten years ago we came to Manchester and lost 8-2. Today we only lost 5-0. This is progress. Trust the process.

10年前，我们来到曼彻斯特，输了个8-2。今天，我们只输了个5-0。这就是进步。相信过程。

[–]【阿森纳】CosmicDrifterDK 4271 points 11 hours ago 

Imagine not conceding a bunch of goals after going a man down, lmao

试问：被罚下一人却没被打成筛子是一种怎样的体验？

[–]【阿森纳】My_Username_taken 522 points 11 hours ago 

Imagine not conceding a bunch of goals before going a man down

试问：人员齐整也不会被打成筛子是一种怎样的体验？

[–]【阿森纳】MuchSalt 1150 points 11 hours ago 

they are defending a draw, we defending uhh...

人家全力保住了平局，我们保住了，呃……

[–]【英格兰】DaddyMeUp 789 points 11 hours ago 

Your integrity.

全尸。

[–]【格拉斯格流浪者】BusShelter 460 points 11 hours ago 

Please, that was lost a long time ago.

拜托，全啥尸啊，早没了。

[–]DaddyMeUp 498 points 11 hours ago 

You have a point. Unlike Arsenal

你这话多少有“一分”道理。不像阿森纳

[–]【富勒姆】jordanhhh4 3037 points 10 hours ago 

My big takeaway from this game is that Klopp looks strange without his glasses, should definitely start wearing them again.

这场比赛的一大收获是，我发现克洛普不戴眼镜的话看起来蛮奇怪的，他应该重新把眼镜戴起来。

[–]dondraper62 464 points 10 hours ago 

And his beard is shorter.

而且他的胡子也剪短了。

[–]WhatRemainsAfter 202 points 10 hours ago 

Yeah, I like wild klopp better.

对，我更喜欢狂野一点的克洛普。

[–]longsh0t1994 71 points 10 hours ago 

and he got a little chunky

而且他还发福了一点

[–]【利物浦】KNTRL9 448 points 10 hours ago 

Damn and I was already thinking "why does he look different" all game long. Didn't notice it until this comment.

见鬼，我一整场看下来都还在琢磨“为什么渣叔看起来不一样了”。读到这条评论我才意识到他眼镜没了。

[–]TOBLERONEISDANGEROUS 295 points 10 hours ago 

I think he has also put on a fair bit of weight in the past 12-18 months too

我觉得他在过去12-18个月里，体重也没少涨

[–]【马瑟韦尔】AjenoMerveilles 112 points 10 hours ago 

The glasses hid the bags under his eyes. Poor guy looks ten years older without them...

眼镜掩盖了他的眼袋。可怜的渣叔，不戴眼镜看起来老了十岁……

[–]【阿森纳】mojambowhatisthescen 1748 points 10 hours ago 

So this is the new defending thing people have been talking about.

Interesting.

原来这就是人们一直念叨的那个叫“防守”的新事物啊。

真有意思。

[–]SlightlyKarlax 302 points 10 hours ago 

Can’t remember the last time you lot have a bastard of a defender?

Ashley? Maybe.

还能回忆起你厂最近一个防线恶人吗？

也许得追溯到阿什利-科尔？

[–]【切尔西】Nast33 300 points 10 hours ago 

'Xhaka is asshole. Why Arsenal fans hate?'

'Because Xhaka is a bastard man.'

“扎卡是个混蛋啊。为什么阿森纳还恨他呢？”

“因为扎卡是个恶人呀。”

[–]【切尔西】RepresentativeBox881 145 points 10 hours ago 

Prime Koscielny was really good.

巅峰科斯切尔尼还是挺棒的。

[–]【巴萨】manavpreet 73 points 9 hours ago 

He was also the last player to score against City in the league for Arsenal. It's been that long.

科斯切尔尼同时也是最后一个代表阿森纳对曼城打入联赛进球的球员。居然都过了这么久了。

[–]【热刺】Kreygasm2233 1493 points 10 hours ago 

This is all a conspiracy for Spurs to be top of the table while Arsenal are 20th.

这一切都是一个阴谋，就为了在阿森纳垫底的同时，让热刺登顶积分榜。

[–]【热刺】mrhello18 525 points 10 hours ago 

mate this definitely means that we are losing to a Danny Rose screamer in the 89th minute tomorrow

哥们，这肯定意味着我们明天会被丹尼-罗斯在第89分钟的世界波绝杀。

[–]【尼泊尔】Spikeyspandan 163 points 10 hours ago 

If you guys win tomorrow, top 3 will be London clubs.

And we are top upside down

你刺如果明天取胜，那么英超前三都会是伦敦俱乐部。

而我厂则是反向榜首。

[–]【切尔西】Gengar_Balanced 92 points 10 hours ago 

While we're talking about Arsenal, don't forget to take the bullet against them. We took one last year and it paid off.

既然你们谈到了阿森纳，别忘了关键时刻给他们送温暖。我们去年就给他们送过，回报可是相当丰厚。

[–]【切尔西】botrezkii 89 points 10 hours ago 

west brom u23 took it a few days ago, should be enough for a few weeks

西布罗姆维奇U23队几天前刚刚温暖了他们的心房，想必能管用好几周了。

[–]thmz 2065 points 10 hours ago* 

This wasn't your ordinary London double-decker bus. It was one of those long-haul buses with nice seats, lots of legroom, nice bit of air conditioning, suprisingly good WiFi and even a phone charger.

本场比赛里，你车摆出的不是寻常那种伦敦双层巴士。而是那种长途大巴，里面有安逸的座椅、充足的腿部空间、舒适的空调、惊艳的WiFi信号，甚至还有手机充电口。

[–]【英格兰】magincourts 373 points 10 hours ago 

This was a luxurious Megabus

奢华高档的巨型巴士

[–]Balls_of_Adamanthium 388 points 10 hours ago* 

Lol but even with that they managed to create the best chances in the second half. It’s one thing to do it down 1 man and it’s another to do it a la Mourinho.

哈哈，即便吃到红牌，他们还是设法创造出了下半场里的一些绝佳机会。少打一人是一回事，以穆里尼奥的方式去应对则是另一回事。

[–]【英格兰】MorioCells 447 points 10 hours ago 

Tuchel is clearly on Pep's and Klopp level. Some idiots tried to discredit him and call our CL win lucky. Idk why I argued with them but us Chelsea fans are lucky for having Tuchel. PSG and Dortmund fans didn't tell us Tuchel would be this good even if they rated him.... What a fucking genius Tuchel is man

图赫尔明显已经与瓜迪奥拉和克洛普处在同一水平。有些傻缺试图贬低他，把我们赢得欧冠的成就归于运气。我不知道我干嘛要跟他们争论，但我们车迷都为拥有图赫尔而感到幸运。即便大巴黎和多特蒙德球迷都对他评价甚佳，但他们也没告诉我们他能有这么优秀……图赫尔真是个天才

[–]【曼联】TheAlmightyKrot 1905 points 10 hours ago 

Great game but I feel like we were deprived of a better one.

一场好球，但我觉得这场比赛本可以更好看的。

[–]【伊朗】DawdlingDaily 513 points 10 hours ago 

We were! That was one of the most frenetic and entertaining first halves between two big clubs I’ve seen in awhile

附议！这是我很长一段时间以来看过的、两支豪门之间最为狂热和精彩的上半场之一。

[–]【曼城】YourLocalJewishKid 136 points 9 hours ago 

Was shaping up to be the best game I’ve seen since the City-Liverpool game in 2018/19 at the Etihad.

这场比赛本来有成为继2018/19赛季曼城主场对利物浦之后最佳比赛的潜质。

[–]tapped21 640 points 10 hours ago 

We still got a fantastic display of defense

我们还是欣赏到了一场梦幻般的防守演出

[–]【切尔西】Fhaarkas 568 points 10 hours ago 

Count me glad to see Chelsea tradition of playing well with 10 men is alive.

很高兴我车10人应战不落下风的传统没有丢

[–]f0rt1t-ude 91 points 10 hours ago 

West Brom?

西布朗那场呢？

[–]swat1611 155 points 10 hours ago 

We do not speak of that over here.

你这哪壶不开提哪壶属于是。

[–]【利物浦】mynameismulan 267 points 10 hours ago 

Mendy man fuck me. I miss Chelsea keepers making howlers.

门迪弄得我没脾气。还是那些总犯错的切尔西门将好啊。

[–]tuttym2 598 points 10 hours ago3 

You may want to refrain from using the phase ' Mendy man fuck me ' as it could invite the wrong Mendy

你最好避免在遣词造句上使用“门迪弄我”这样的组合，万一把不对劲的那个门迪给招来了呢

[–]【利物浦】mynameismulan 175 points 10 hours ago 

OH NO

嗷不要啊

[–]【曼联】PeteZagarine 2061 points 10 hours ago 

Chelsea won 1-1

比分1-1，切尔西胜出

[–]just_dew_eat 729 points 10 hours ago 

Fucking defensive masterclass

大师级的防守表现

[–]【利物浦】zesn 234 points 10 hours ago 

We the real losers

我军属实输家

[–]【利物浦】mynameismulan 236 points 10 hours ago 

If the front 3 aren’t clicking we have nothing else. Mane had a very very poor game.

Elliot looks amazing though.

如果三叉戟不灵光，我们便一筹莫展。马内本场比赛踢得非常非常糟糕。

埃利奥特看起来倒是挺不错的。

[–]【切尔西】No_Strategy_6794 116 points 10 hours ago 

Elliot is gonna be great .Great player and he is just 18 .That was the only positive from your attack today tbh.Mane was wasteful and Salah was okay .Anyways Good for us

埃利奥特前途可期。他是个出色的球员，而且才18岁。这是你军今天在进攻层面唯一的积极因素。马内太过挥霍良机，而萨拉赫表现还行。对我车来说倒是再好不过。

[–]【切尔西】fuckyouidontneedone 335 points 10 hours ago 

fucking battered em 1-1

真特么是一场惨烈的1-1

[–]【切尔西】admiralawkward 137 points 10 hours ago 

Tommy Tactics baby

多亏了战术大师图赫尔