<p>哈哈谁让你在她梦里犯事了</p>

<p>关键她睡的迷迷糊糊的还忘了揍过我了，这找谁说理去🐶</p>

<p>来给老子秀</p><p><img src="https://i5.hoopchina.com.cn/hupuapp/bbs/111111/thread_111111_20210326085800_s_11953_o_w_348_h_350_88298.jpg"/></p>

<p>你这，这还要教？起床做早操啊。。</p>

<p><img src="https://i10.hoopchina.com.cn/hupuapp/bbs/111111/thread_111111_20210810142917_s_9710_w_198_h_198_40680.jpg"/></p><p>这顿打不能白挨，赶紧出个轨</p>

<p>你这不是白打了么，建议出轨弥补回来🐶</p>

<p><img src="https://i3.hoopchina.com.cn/hupuapp/bbs/13/42314013/thread_42314013_20201026230808_s_3123_o_w_152_h_160_70752.jpg"/></p><p>你下次打先打她</p>

<p>反了还！给她扎一下就老实了</p>

<p><img src="https://i11.hoopchina.com.cn/hupuapp/bbs/335/66013335/thread_66013335_20201217154340_s_943_o_w_60_h_57_64066.jpeg"/></p><p>我也这样过</p>

<p>为什么陈伯不起床啊，他不用工作嘛？</p>

<p>老哥多练练吧</p><p><img src="https://i10.hoopchina.com.cn/hupuapp/bbs/111111/thread_111111_20210810142917_s_9710_w_198_h_198_40680.jpg"/></p>

<p>没事，晚上你必须梦到她闯红灯了，醒来罚她两百</p>

<p>梦都是反的，说不定是她自己犯事儿了</p><p><img src="https://i3.hoopchina.com.cn/hupuapp/bbs/13/42314013/thread_42314013_20201026230808_s_3123_o_w_152_h_160_70752.jpg"/></p>

<p>不过我也不是好惹的，有一次我做梦打架，伸手把她揍醒了</p>

<p>早上睡醒了准备起床上班，女朋友被我闹钟吵醒了，莫名其妙就打我推我，原来是她昨晚上梦到我跟我俩都认识的一个女的出轨了…兄弟们我好难啊 福利上最近女朋友做的好吃的</p><div><center class="hupu-img"  data-origin="https://i4.hoopchina.com.cn/hupuapp/bbs/572/34777572/1630637192_7488089IMG_4235.jpeg?x-oss-process=image/format,png"  data_url="https://i4.hoopchina.com.cn/hupuapp/bbs/572/34777572/1630637192_7488089IMG_4235.jpeg?x-oss-process=image/resize,w_1000/format,png"  src="https://i4.hoopchina.com.cn/hupuapp/bbs/572/34777572/1630637192_7488089IMG_4235.jpeg?x-oss-process=image/resize,w_600/format,jpg/quality,Q_60"  ></center></div><p></p><div><center class="hupu-img"  data-origin="https://i2.hoopchina.com.cn/hupuapp/bbs/572/34777572/1630637193_1979342IMG_4084.JPG?x-oss-process=image/format,png"  data_url="https://i2.hoopchina.com.cn/hupuapp/bbs/572/34777572/1630637193_1979342IMG_4084.JPG?x-oss-process=image/resize,w_1000/format,png"  src="https://i2.hoopchina.com.cn/hupuapp/bbs/572/34777572/1630637193_1979342IMG_4084.JPG?x-oss-process=image/resize,w_600/format,jpg/quality,Q_60"  ></center></div><p></p><div><center class="hupu-img"  data-origin="https://i2.hoopchina.com.cn/hupuapp/bbs/572/34777572/1630637193_409123IMG_4069.JPG?x-oss-process=image/format,png"  data_url="https://i2.hoopchina.com.cn/hupuapp/bbs/572/34777572/1630637193_409123IMG_4069.JPG?x-oss-process=image/resize,w_1000/format,png"  src="https://i2.hoopchina.com.cn/hupuapp/bbs/572/34777572/1630637193_409123IMG_4069.JPG?x-oss-process=image/resize,w_600/format,jpg/quality,Q_60"  ></center></div><p></p><div><center class="hupu-img"  data-origin="https://i2.hoopchina.com.cn/hupuapp/bbs/572/34777572/1630637193_567224IMG_4057.JPG?x-oss-process=image/format,png"  data_url="https://i2.hoopchina.com.cn/hupuapp/bbs/572/34777572/1630637193_567224IMG_4057.JPG?x-oss-process=image/resize,w_1000/format,png"  src="https://i2.hoopchina.com.cn/hupuapp/bbs/572/34777572/1630637193_567224IMG_4057.JPG?x-oss-process=image/resize,w_600/format,jpg/quality,Q_60"  ></center></div><p></p>

早上睡醒了准备起床上班，女朋友被我闹钟吵醒了，莫名其妙就打我推我，原来是她昨晚上

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<p>早上睡醒了准备起床上班，女朋友被我闹钟吵醒了，莫名其妙就打我推我，原来是她昨晚上梦到我跟我俩都认识的一个女的出轨了…兄弟们我好难啊 福利上最近女朋友做的好吃的</p><div class="slate-image" style="margin:0 auto"><p><img data-origin="https://i4.hoopchina.com.cn/hupuapp/bbs/572/34777572/1630637192_7488089IMG_4235.jpeg" style="border-radius:4px" src="https://i4.hoopchina.com.cn/hupuapp/bbs/572/34777572/1630637192_7488089IMG_4235.jpeg"/></p></div><p></p><div class="slate-image" style="margin:0 auto"><p><img data-origin="https://i2.hoopchina.com.cn/hupuapp/bbs/572/34777572/1630637193_1979342IMG_4084.JPG" style="border-radius:4px" src="https://i2.hoopchina.com.cn/hupuapp/bbs/572/34777572/1630637193_1979342IMG_4084.JPG"/></p></div><p></p><div class="slate-image" style="margin:0 auto"><p><img data-origin="https://i2.hoopchina.com.cn/hupuapp/bbs/572/34777572/1630637193_409123IMG_4069.JPG" style="border-radius:4px" src="https://i2.hoopchina.com.cn/hupuapp/bbs/572/34777572/1630637193_409123IMG_4069.JPG"/></p></div><p></p><div class="slate-image" style="margin:0 auto"><p><img data-origin="https://i2.hoopchina.com.cn/hupuapp/bbs/572/34777572/1630637193_567224IMG_4057.JPG" style="border-radius:4px" src="https://i2.hoopchina.com.cn/hupuapp/bbs/572/34777572/1630637193_567224IMG_4057.JPG"/></p></div><p></p>

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