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ON：曼联 0-5 利物浦

[–]【曼联】uniqueusername42O 1843 points 21 hours ago

Liverpool fans chanting "Ole at the wheel" is all you need to know.

利物浦球迷都在高唱“大海航行靠索肖”，还有什么好说的呢。

[–]【富勒姆】jordanhhh4 2088 points 21 hours ago

Man Like Sancho leaving Dortmund for this nonsense lmao

桑乔从多特蒙德离开，就为了来这个烂摊子，哈哈哈

[–]MasterThornOfCamor 687 points 20 hours ago

I feel sad for Donny more than Sancho. At least Sancho has just got there, Donny's career has been shivved

比起桑乔来说，我还是更心疼范德贝克。桑乔好歹是初来乍到，范德贝克的职业生涯已经在这儿蹉跎良久了。

[–]【切尔西】just_dew_eat 4515 points 21 hours ago3

How does scholes rate utd defence again

斯科尔斯之前是咋评价曼联的防守来着？

[–]KenHumano 2780 points 21 hours ago

1 toe out of 10

满分十分，趾给一分

[–]【巴塞罗那竞技】rapper_rick 406 points 21 hours ago

Too soon

紧跟时事的效率首屈一指

[–]【阿森纳】varro-reatinus 759 points 21 hours ago

*Toe soon

首屈一趾

（译注：斯科尔斯20岁的女儿前两天在社媒发布了斯科尔斯咬她脚趾的画面）

[–]【曼城】Killamanjar 943 points 20 hours ago

I wanted a draw.

I think this is better.

本指望他们打平的。

不过这个结果更好。

[–]【切尔西】tman97m 178 points 19 hours ago

Same

附议

[–]【利物浦】Vaark 5433 points 21 hours ago2

Look at that second half, one man down and only conceded 1 goal. If that’s not a tactical masterclass from Ole, I don’t know what is. Ole stays!

看看下半场吧，少打一人却仅失一球。这样的索肖都算不上战术大师的话，我不知道什么才算了。索肖留任！

[–]【利物浦】Spyro_Machida 1581 points 20 hours ago

Against Young Boys they conceded two goals while down a man. They are clearly improving.

他们在欧冠对阵青年人队时少打一人还丢了两球呢。很明显有提高啊。

[–]【曼城】philipfoden 825 points 20 hours ago

Ferguson lost 6-1 a decade ago when down to 10. Ole lost 5-0. It's clearly progress.

10年前弗格森带队少打一人输了个6-1。索肖只输了个5-0。肉眼可见的进步。

[–]【曼联】DarkSofter 5946 points 21 hours ago

Like i didnt hate them enough, fucking Liverpool go easy on us after the 5th goal, probably scared Ole might finally go

仿佛嫌我的恨意槽涨得不够快，这天杀的利物浦在5球领先后居然收手了，他们大概也怕真把索肖打下课了吧。

[–]【曼联】Palmarius784 1849 points 20 hours ago

Genuinely think they could get 7 or 8 goals

我真觉得他们能灌咱们7、8个球。

[–]luke-uk 1052 points 20 hours ago

Yep. Ironically the red card killed the goal fest.

可不咋滴。讽刺的是，正是那张红牌终止了红军的进球盛宴。

[–]【利物浦】TaeKurmulti 124 points 19 hours ago

Klopp said in his post game presser at that point it was just get off the pitch with no more injuries. So it's pretty obvious why it killed the goal fest.

克洛普在赛后发布会上说了，比赛踢到那个份上，他只求队员们能无伤退场就行。所以很明显，红牌之后他们就偃旗息鼓了。

[–]jacksleepshere 698 points 20 hours ago

Keita was brought off at the same time too remember, and he was tearing United up going forward.

别忘了，曼联吃到红牌的同时，凯塔也伤退了，在那之前正是他的前插搅得曼联翻江倒海。

[–]【莱斯特城】qwertygasm 613 points 20 hours ago

They could have had as many goals at they wanted. Shambolic showing from United today

利物浦简直可以由着性子开杀戒。曼联今天完全是一片混乱。

[–]【利物浦】luke_205 1554 points 20 hours ago

I’ve never seen anything like this：Liverpool taking pity on United at Old Trafford. The ultimate humiliation.

我从来没见过这样的场面：利物浦在老特拉福德对曼联手下留情。终极羞辱。

[–]【利物浦】KylieJennersbutthole 1147 points 20 hours ago

They would’ve tried to injure another player so we took the foot off the gas

他们很可能再伤一名我军球员啊，我们只能松油门了

[–]【曼联】JhonShelby 526 points 21 hours ago

Even klopp felt sorry for us, fucking shameful

连克洛普都在可怜我们，太尼玛耻辱了

[–]【阿森纳】Anderrrrr 3037 points 21 hours ago

Man Utd were beyond embarrassing today.

Legit -10/10 performance. They couldn't give less of a shit on that pitch today.

Liverpool are back being scary again. Fuck.

曼联今天的遭遇已经远超尴尬二字的境地了。

十分制的话，他们的表现只能打负十分。他们在场上毫无还手之力。

利物浦则重回狂暴状态。乖乖。

[–]Hanmura 1007 points 19 hours ago

After this game, impressed with Atletico Madrid losing 3-2 vs Liverpool, but yes Liverpool scary. Mane on the bench too like huh

这场过后，不得不佩服之前马德里竞技仅以3-2憾负利物浦，不过确实，利物浦太残暴了。而且马内还没首发。

[–]【利物浦】diata22 577 points 19 hours ago

We are great going forward. Our defense without fabinho is a bit of a worry, but I’m gonna enjoy today and enjoy life for the next month at least

我们的进攻确实很棒。至于防守层面，法比尼奥不在确实让人有些担心，不过我至少可以好好享受今天，以及接下来的这一个月。

[–]【曼联】SomeIrishFiend 3256 points 21 hours ago

Good effort, lads, almost had them. We go again next week 👊

大家很努力了，伙计们，差点就搞定他们了。下周我们重新出发 👊

[–]【拜仁】asr010601 971 points 20 hours ago

Not the result we wanted, it's always tough but we'll bounce back!

这不是我们想要的结果，比赛总是很艰难，但我们会强势反弹的！

[–]【曼联】aceofmufc 492 points 20 hours ago

Am ready for the obligatory apologies from our players

准备好接受来自球员们的道歉了

[–]【利物浦】Konval 286 points 21 hours ago

This would be the extent of Ole's coaching if he weren't sacked.

如果索帅没被炒鱿鱼的话，那上面这些基本就是他的执教极限了。

[–]【利物浦】Parish87 6223 points 21 hours ago

Nice of the Liverpool fans to chant “Ole” every time we pass in honour of the great man

利物浦球迷真有风度，球队每一脚传球时他们都会高唱“索肖”之名，以此向这位伟人致敬

[–]【利物浦】redditaccountplease 1283 points 21 hours ago

Liverpool legend

利物浦传奇

[–]【利物浦】eidanoosh 7150 points 21 hours ago22

Liverpool FC would like to extend an apology to the league and football fans world wide for getting Ole sacked.

因导致索肖下课，利物浦足球俱乐部特此向全英超及世界范围的球迷致歉。

[–]【曼城】idosade 925 points 20 hours ago

You are the villains in this saga, we lose to them so Ole stays then you ruin it all ffs

英超这出大戏，你军非要演反派，连我们都俯首称臣好保住索肖，结果你军把一切都毁了，艹

[–]【切尔西】drum_master 677 points 20 hours ago

Will never forgive you if that happens before end of season

Why do this - just let them score 1-2 so ole can eat

如果索帅在赛季结束前下课的话，老子永远都不会原谅你们

尼玛的为什么——倒是让他们进一两个啊，给索肖留口气嘛

[–]【阿斯顿维拉】Jinks87 1251 points 20 hours ago

We got our first victory at old trafford in 10 years. We are all good so no worries

我们反正在老特拉福德拿到了10年来的首胜。已经爽过了，爱咋咋地。

[–]【谢菲联】OrangeForeign 720 points 20 hours ago

Meh winning at Old Trafford isn't that hard, even we did it

切，在老特拉福德赢球能有多难，连我们都做到过

[–]【莱斯特城】Spooky1267 106 points 20 hours ago

Even fucking burnley won at old trafford

就连特么的伯恩利都在老特拉福德赢过

[–]【利物浦】goofygoober2 367 points 20 hours ago

Slow down, the boys kept it at 5-0 for a reason

冷静点各位，你们以为我军在5-0之后是为了啥才停手的？

[–]【皇马】krkour 1758 points 21 hours ago

Sacked at full time

终场即下课

[–]【切尔西】matt3633_ 5533 points 20 hours ago

Sacking him now would create more instability in a clear time of need. I think they should give him until the end of the season so he can try and steady the ship. Actually, give him 2 seasons and a 300M budget just to be sure

现在就解雇索帅会在一段时间里增加更多不稳定性。我认为他们应该让他留任到赛季末，这样他就能尝试稳住曼联这艘大船。这么说吧，再给他两个赛季和3亿预算，以确保任务完成

[–]jammy-git 227 points 20 hours ago

It's usually season 4 or 5 before you start to see some REAL progress.

要想出点真成效，一般都会续到四、五个赛季

[–]【曼联】idhopson 1734 points 20 hours ago*

Had me in the first half

edit: I set myself up with this one

上半时我还真吃你这套

编辑：得，把自己绕进去了

[–]longjonnyson 2565 points 20 hours ago2

Just like Liverpool

跟利物浦一样，上半时吃了四套

[–]african-elephant 641 points 20 hours ago

Enough he's dead already

快住手，这人都咽气了

[–]【阿森纳】Gooner_14_Highbury 2428 points 21 hours ago

Gentle reminder that relegation threatened Arsenal now level on points with title favourites Manchester United

温馨提醒：深陷降级泥潭的阿森纳，目前与夺冠热门球队曼联的积分持平

[–]Individual_Ground338 441 points 20 hours ago

I really like it when Arsenal fans join the banter

阿森纳球迷一旦抵达嘲讽战场简直太欢乐了

[–]【阿森纳】Dynetor 341 points 20 hours ago

Have to while we can - we'll be back on the other end of it as soon as we lose again.

及时行乐呗——万一我们又输球的话，马上就会掉回积分榜下半区了。

[–]【切尔西】botrezkii 862 points 20 hours ago

and the dreadful Nunoball is still 1 point above both of you, what a weird period of football

与此同时，无聊至极的努诺球队依然在积分榜上领先你厂1分，多么诡异的足球光景

[–]【圣诞老人FC】anip94 913 points 21 hours ago

the best thing for united today is liverpool always the side that kept it professional and never do more than they needed too.

对曼联来说，本场比赛最好的一点在于，利物浦这支球队从来都很职业，同时也懂得分寸、见好就收。

[–]【利物浦】DidiDombaxe 315 points 20 hours ago

Won the game and had a 40 minute training game to keep the fitness up. Top lads.

三分到手，顺便踢了40分钟训练赛，以此保持体能。小伙子们棒棒哒。

[–]deliverancew2 76 points 20 hours ago

Got Salah his hat trick then stopped to preserve fitness for the big game against Preston midweek.

确保萨拉赫完成帽子戏法之后便立刻停手，为周中对阵普雷斯顿这场重头戏储备体能。

[–]【利物浦】luke_205 935 points 20 hours ago

Yeah I’m convinced that City would’ve made it much much worse because they’re ruthless and without pity.

You could tell that we literally felt sorry for them, just passed it around for most of the second half. The ultimate humiliation.

是啊，我敢说今天换了是曼城的话，绝壁会是更血腥的惨案，因为他们莫得感情，毫无怜悯。

你们能看出来我军都在替曼联难受，下半场大部分时间里我们都在倒脚。属实终极羞辱。

[–]Rainfall7711 477 points 20 hours ago

God City would have gone for 10.

天呐，换做是曼城，怕不是要上两位数。

[–]【曼城】philipfoden 523 points 20 hours ago

Guardiola would lose his mind at a misplaced pass while 9-0 up so yes we probably would have.

即便是9-0领先，瓜迪奥拉也会因为一次传球失误而抓狂。所以没错，我城真的干得出来。

REPLAY：50' 萨拉赫进球完成帽子戏法

[–]【英超】VitalsMachine 1249 points 21 hours ago

Sir Alex about to come down to the touch line and take over for Ole half way through the game

弗格森爵士搞不好会在比赛中途下到场边来，接替索肖掌管球队

[–]【意大利】toyg 344 points 21 hours ago*

I reckon Matt Busby's dead body would do a better job than Solskjaer at this point. It's Halloween time, let's give it a go

就算把马特-巴斯比爵士的遗体放在教练席，也比索肖现在带得强。马上就是万圣节了，不妨一试

[–]【弗拉门戈】pineapple_jaguar 128 points 21 hours ago

"Go sit back down, son. I think I've had enough so I'll take it from here."

spanks Ole up the stairs

“坐到后边去，孩子。我受够了，从现在起由我接手。”

有人在阶梯上面拍了拍索肖。

[–]【切尔西】alfred_27 2848 points 21 hours ago

Well done Liverpool, you just got Ole sacked

瞧瞧你们干的好事啊利物浦，索肖要被你们踢下课了

[–]【国际米兰】the_beast93112 1086 points 21 hours ago

They're ruining the plan.

他们毁了整个计划。

[–]【阿森纳】zhawadya 294 points 20 hours ago

r/soccer masterminds in shambles

足球区运营大佬们瑟瑟发抖

[–]zaplinaki 542 points 21 hours ago

It hurts Liverpool fans as much as it hurts you

索肖下课的话，红军球迷跟你车球迷一样心痛

[–]GOR098 219 points 21 hours ago

Well it's kind of our thing. Got Jose sacked too.

嗐，我军不就专干这事吗。穆里尼奥也是我们踢下课的。

[–]【利物浦】xrunawaywolf 197 points 20 hours ago

We've made a grave mistake, at 1-0 we should have stopped!

我们犯了一个严重的错误，1-0的时候我们就该收手的！

[–]【埃弗顿】liammcg13 2636 points 21 hours ago

lol imagine conceding 5 goals at home

哈哈哈，主场居然能丢5个球，啧啧

（译注：本轮英超，埃弗顿2-5沃特福德）

[–]【沃特福德】GeorgeS2411 1013 points 21 hours ago

I don’t feel so bad about last week now

上周的事儿好像感觉也没那糟了

（译注：上轮英超，沃特福德0-5利物浦）

[–]aboidaz 514 points 21 hours ago

You’re just as good as a billion dollar squad

你蜂跟十亿美元身价的球队同一档

[–]【沃特福德】BrkBid 223 points 20 hours ago

Ronaldo = Dennis

C罗 = 丹尼斯

[–]【AC米兰】TheGrandLeveler 225 points 21 hours ago

Klopp: Salah go kill.

Salah: ok

United is kill

克洛普：萨拉赫给我杀。

萨拉赫：ok

曼联卒

[–]celzero 118 points 15 hours ago

Ole: Pogba go kill.

Pogba: ok

United is kill

索肖：博格巴给我杀。

博格巴：ok

曼联卒

[–]【切尔西】kdugg99 3117 points 21 hours ago

Insane assist

这助攻逆天

[–]【巴塞罗那】elgringo22 790 points 21 hours ago

What a ball!

骚出天际的传球！

[–]【阿森纳】mavropanos27 1269 points 21 hours ago2

I love Jordan Henderson's balls

我爱亨德森的球球

[–]【哈特福德竞技】carlosd141 596 points 21 hours ago

Not as much as Ronaldo likes Curtis Jones’s

那你肯定比不上C罗对科蒂-琼斯球球的钟爱

[–]【爱尔兰】Indydegrees2 110 points 21 hours ago

As much as Scholes loves toes?

就像斯科尔斯爱脚趾那样吗？

[–]【利物浦】CandidEnigma 274 points 21 hours ago

Gerrard v Fulham vibes

Unreal

梦回杰拉德对富勒姆一役

不可思议

[–]【河床】VerifiedStalin 214 points 21 hours ago

The idea of prime Gerrard in this Liverpool team...

试想巅峰杰拉德要是能在如今这支利物浦效力……

[–]【利物浦】CandidEnigma 179 points 21 hours ago

Sometimes it's all I think about...

有时候这就是我梦寐以求的事……

[–]emre23 648 points 21 hours ago

15th goal of the season

这是萨拉赫本赛季的第15球

[–]【印尼】raseksa 367 points 20 hours ago

It's October

而这才十月份

[–]【林肯城FC】Foolonthemountain 321 points 20 hours ago

Next month… Movember.

下个月……胡须男强化月。

（译注：Movember = Moustache 胡须 + November 十一月，“大胡子月”是一项欧美国家关爱男性健康的月度活动）

[–]【利物浦】Mercerai 178 points 18 hours ago

Month after that...bring on Snow Salah

再往后一个月……准备迎接降速版萨拉赫吧

[–]【AC米兰】givethatguyapillow 2636 points 21 hours ago

OLE IN

留住索肖

[–]【切尔西】EnergetikNA 840 points 21 hours ago

This is gonna lead to Conte at United isn't it...

这会导致孔蒂接掌曼联，是吗……

[–]【尤文图斯】Sean-Benn_Must-die 615 points 21 hours ago

I think it would be hilarious if Pirlo somehow makes it there lol

如果皮尔洛半道杀出来接任的话就有意思了，嚯嚯

[–]【乌迪内斯】belokas 268 points 21 hours ago

Gattuso

加图索

[–]【热刺】tottenhammer5 152 points 21 hours ago

Gattuso is better than Ole tbh.

说实话，加图索比索肖强。

[–]【曼联】ZachMich 49 points 21 hours ago

Would be an upgrade

加图索能来的话不失为一次升级

[–]PedroHhm 113 points 21 hours ago

Zidane

齐达内

[–]Scottie3Hottie 287 points 21 hours ago

Moyes never had a performance this bad.

哪怕是在莫耶斯时期也没踢成这球样。

[–]【阿森纳】elan108 434 points 21 hours ago

Hahahahahahaha

哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈

[–]【热刺】Evil_Henchmen 213 points 21 hours ago

Side by side with a friend: hahahahahah

跟我老铁坐在一起：哈哈哈哈哈哈

[–]【切尔西】guiltygary 96 points 21 hours ago

We are all together this day: hahahahaha

我们今日共同欢聚：哈哈哈哈哈

[–]【切尔西】LucaKasai 38 points 15 hours ago

Never thought that Liverpool would be the one to unite London for a single cause. Hahahahahaha

万万没想到，居然是利物浦将整个伦敦团结到了一起。哈哈哈哈哈哈

ON：切尔西 7-0 诺维奇

[–]【曼联】Kold_Blooded_Killer 1161 points 1 day ago

I honestly don't understand, how can a team like Norwich who comfortably finish top of the championship end up being so awful in the Prem?

2 seasons in a row this has been their situation, I mean teams who had been promoted with them (below them in the Championship) ended up being significantly better, Leeds, Brentford etc for instance

真搞不懂，像诺维奇这样在英冠轻轻松松夺魁的球队，怎么升上英超却如此拉胯？

他们已经连续两个赛季出现这样的情况了，你看那些和他们一起升级的球队（在英冠时排名还不如诺维奇），比如利兹和布伦特福德，如今都明显进步了不少。

[–]【切尔西】Zwiseguy15 667 points 1 day ago

There's maybe something about the style of football that dominates the championship not being compatible with the premier league? Who knows

大概是在英冠吃得开的那一套踢法到了英超就玩不转的缘故吧？天晓得

[–]【切尔西】PureExcuse 528 points 1 day ago*

They play some shockingly naive football, the space we were afforded today, couldn't believe what I was seeing.

他们踢得很傻很天真，就他们今天拱手让给我车的空间，我都以为我产生幻觉了。

[–]EkkoUnited 179 points 1 day ago

They play very brave football because they are relatively good at how they play, however when they come to the premier league the quality difference is too high and their play style gets exposed.

他们踢球很大胆，因为他们相对擅长以自己熟悉的套路比赛，然而到了英超，实力差距过于明显，他们的球风顿时就不堪一击了。

[–]【诺维奇】Dobblehale 64 points 1 day ago

We're trying to figure it out too. I think it must be a playstyle issue as we just can't control possession in the prem. But genuinely feels like it makes no sense as this squad looks so clearly better than other promoted sides we've had recently.

我们也想搞懂这一点啊。我觉得就是踢球方式的问题，毕竟在英超我们没法控制控球率。但这没道理啊，这支球队看起来明明就比其他升班马要强才对。

[–]【切尔西】MovesLikeJeff 1256 points 1 day ago

Rudiger begging for a penalty while we're 5-0 up is for some reason so funny

吕迪格在我车5-0领先时居然还在要点球，太逗了

[–]【切尔西】MrCleanandShady 518 points 1 day ago

Dude's been hunting a goal this season

本赛季他一直想要搞进一个去

[–]【切尔西】acarefreeblue 252 points 1 day ago

He already has one, though. Against Spurs.

他已经进过球了吧。对热刺那场。

[–]【莱斯特城】DarkVoidize 117 points 1 day ago

wants the pen for his fantasy points

怕不是为了自己的英超梦幻联赛分数才要点球

[–]【普雷斯顿】alannys 808 points 1 day ago

I felt so bad for Norwich that it circled back round to being funny again

真替诺维奇感到难过，到头来又变成一场笑话

[–]【切尔西】Barry_McCocciner 228 points 1 day ago

The red card was really the turning point from tragedy to comedy

那张红牌是一场悲剧变喜剧的转折点

[–]【切尔西】looeeyeah 197 points 1 day ago

The pen retake was really icing on the cake!

那个点球重罚则是锦上添花

[–]【诺维奇】Paul277 279 points 1 day ago

All it takes is one bad day

只需要糟糕的一天（人就可以从正常变得疯狂）。

（译注：《蝙蝠侠：致命玩笑》小丑名台词）

[–]【普雷斯顿】alannys 128 points 1 day ago

Don’t worry pal, you’ll be back to battering us next year at least

安啦亲，最起码你们明年回英冠来还有我们可揍呀

[–]anonymousloverboy 196 points 1 day ago

Norwich following Fulham's example of getting promoted and being the worst team in the league then getting promoted again and being even worse

诺维奇这是要求富勒姆的老路啊，升上英超然后沦为联赛最差球队，然后又一次升超，结果愈发差劲

[–]【西布罗姆维奇】BruntyMozza 194 points 1 day ago

Sunderland were the originals

Went down as the worst ever Prem team in 2002-03 with 19 points, came back up in 2005-06 just to finish with 15 points.

开这种先河的是桑德兰啦。

2002-03赛季，他们作为英超史上最烂球队仅积19分降级，2005-06赛季卷土重来，然后再创新低15分。

[–]【桑德兰】connorg095 123 points 1 day ago

History makers.

请叫我们历史创造者。

[–]【切尔西】Sorrypenguin0 1398 points 1 day ago

lose your two starting strikers

score 7

Who even needs them tbh

两名首发中锋缺阵

打进7球

讲真，谁稀罕他俩呀

[–]【德国】aannoonn5678 467 points 1 day ago

The position is cursed. Football gods were confused, by playing without one they didn't know what to do.

锋线位置被诅咒了。足球之神彻底懵圈，无锋阵让神仙都束手无策。

[–]DanStFella 130 points 1 day ago

So confused they cursed Norwich instead!

足球之神懵圈到啥程度呢，他们手一滑诅咒了诺维奇！

[–]【热刺】obvious_bot 97 points 1 day ago

Nah that’s just Norwich

此言差矣，诺维奇本来就这么菜

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