字母哥如果破产要以卖球星卡为生,增肌靠吃一个月奥利奥?

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Giannis Antetokounmpo shows off his Bobby Portis & Donte DiVincenzo basketball сards: “BP, he's gоnna sign this. It's gоing to be wоrth a lot one day. If I ever go brоke, I'm gоing to sell them. Just tо have a baсkup plan. Your parents always tоld yоu to have a baсkup plan? This is my baсkup plan.”

字母哥展示他的博比-波蒂斯和唐特-迪温琴佐球星卡,并说道:“波蒂斯会帮我在卡上签名的。这张卡以后会值很多钱。如果我以后破产了,我会把这些卡卖了。这是我副业,也算是后备计划。父母总会告诉孩子将来要有自己的后备计划,这就是我的后备计划。”


[-]ItsMeNeeco

MJ: beats his teammates in practice

乔丹名言:在训练时打队友

LeBron: trades them

勒总经理名言:把他们交易了

Giannis: makes them signing their basketball cards so that he has a backup plan

字母哥名言:让球员们给他的球星卡签名,这样他就有后备计划了

[-]FuccOhioState

And then beats them and trades them. All part of his master plan

先签名,然后打他们,最后再把他们交易了。这就他伟大的计划


[-]xxxcoercionxxx

LeBron would burn a J.R Smith card on live TV

老詹会在电视直播中把JR的球星卡烧了。

[-]SliMShady55222

Michael Jordan would never do this lol. He probably sign the (Will Perdue) card himself and say, " I just quadrupled the value of this card"

乔丹根本不会做这种事。他可能会在别人的卡上签自己的名字,并说:“我刚让这张球星卡翻了两翻。”

[-]drain65

A picture of Lebron and Kobe, signed by MJ.

想象一下,一张科比和詹姆斯的合照,但是乔丹在上面签了名

[-]AstroFIJI

That card would cost more than the average person's net worth

这张卡可能比我们国家人均净资产还贵

[-]nwsm

A $10 bill is more than the average American’s net worth

一张面值10美元的纸钞都比我们美国人均净资产高


[-]-burohm1919

He wants more all star player in his team just to sign more trade cards.

字母哥想招募更多的全明星球员来雄鹿,这样他的球星卡就能有更多签名了

[-]Wallyworld77

Giannis is gonna be trouble at this years All Star game. Giannis is going to be bringing boxes full of cards to be igned.

今年全明星赛的字母哥将会是个大麻烦,因为他要带一箱箱装满球星卡的盒子来找球星签名


[-]wenzlaffvxzcsca

He should get some cards of himself if he's thinking long term investing haha..

如果他要长期投资,他应该签一些自己的球星卡哈哈

[-]off-hand

He's set

他的卡


[-]Seaniard

ESPN: Giannis turns Bobby Portis into a backup.

ESPN:传下去,字母哥说波蒂斯只是他的后备计划


[-]YouStillTakeDamage

Giannis is a gem, imagine seeing thirty years down the line that he's trying to sell these cards

字母哥真是个宝藏男孩,想象一下30年后他以卖球星卡为生

[-]Ballislife.com

Reminder: This Giannis rookie card sold for $1,812,000.

友情提示:这张字母哥新秀卡之前卖了180万美元


[-]1080penis

I love the implication here that he hasn't yet gotten Bobby to sign it

他暗示了波蒂斯还没帮他签名,哈哈哈

[-]GiannisIsTheBeast

Bobby has a backup plan too and charges Giannis $100 for the autograph

波蒂斯也有他自己的后备计划,就是签名的时候管字母哥要100美刀


[-]xwulfd

itsdanielmac : Nice car! what do you do for a living

Giannis : Bitcoin... Hahahah!

30 Years later

itsdanielmac: OMG Awesome Car! What do you do for a living?!

Giannis : Selling signed NBA Cards

itsdanielmac: 很酷的车!你是做什么为生的?

字母哥:比特币

30年后

itsdanielmac: 我的天啊,这车真牛X!你是做什么为生的?

字母哥:我是卖签名球星卡的

注:美国有一个很有名的抖音账号,专门拍视频问豪车车主是做什么为生的。字母哥曾被这个视频博主遇到,当时他回答他靠比特币赚钱


[-]mr_lakeshow

i wonder what giannis would have to do for the fans to turn on him.

他这么有趣,我在想字母哥做什么会让粉丝们恨他

[-]VIPCardsAndHobby

Move to GSW.

转会去金州勇士


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字母哥:“我小的时候一直渴望奥利奥,但我一直买不起。当得到一些钱的时候,人们会用来买车和项链,但我买了奥利奥。我连续吃了一个月奥利奥。没有晚餐,没有午餐,除了奥利奥什么都没吃。”


[-]treetyoselfcarol

His next tweet is going to be, "Why is my poop black?"

他的下一条推特:“为啥我的便便是黑色的?”


[-]Neuroxex

ESPN: When he came into the league he was malnourished! And look at him now! Amazing!

Giannis: I only ate Oreos for a month

ESPN:他刚进联盟时营养不良的样子,看看现在的他,太惊人了!

字母哥:我只是吃了一个月奥利奥而已


[-]daybreaker

Still upset the Bucks re-signed him when we have an arena sponsored by a smoothie company. He couldve been set for life. :(

鹈鹕球迷:为啥当时字母哥续约的时候我们没谈下来,我们主场可是由冰沙王冠名的。他本可以有享不完的冰沙


[-]DenseOntologist

I can see the documentary now: "Giannis was arguably the best player in the NBA is 2021, until he gained 300 pounds when he discovered the pleasure of eating Oreos."

NBA纪录片:“字母哥可以说是2021年NBA最好的球员,直到他发现吃奥利奥的乐趣并增重300磅。”

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雷网杜哈欧

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我也爱吃奥利奥🍪

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字母在美国不一定是媒体最关心的,但是在球迷里好感度极高,油管播放量点赞量都很好

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