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ON：欧冠1/4决赛抽签结果出炉

切尔西 vs 皇家马德里

曼城 vs 马德里竞技

比利亚雷亚尔 vs 拜仁

本菲卡 vs 利物浦

[–]【利物浦】gudni-bergs 3423 points 6 hours ago

Liverpool get their annual trip to Portugal

利物浦一年一度的葡萄牙之旅即将启程

[–]【本菲卡】ccaligulas 644 points 5 hours ago

now that you've mentioned, it really is like that. let the best man win!

你别说，还真是这样。希望最好的一方胜出！

[–]hdhdhya 709 points 5 hours ago

We draw a Portuguese team in the knockouts, we reach the final. Simple as that

淘汰赛里抽个葡萄牙球队，然后就能进决赛。就是这么简单。

[–]【本菲卡】pfarinha91 534 points 5 hours ago

Not in 05/06 :)

05/06赛季可没有哦

[–]【利物浦】ss2195 428 points 5 hours ago

We don't talk about that here :|

这可不兴说啊 :|

[–]CaptainSmeg 1635 points 6 hours ago

Real Madrid doing the honourable thing and stopping us seeing Chelsea v PSG again.

皇马功德无量，避免了我们再看一集切尔西vs大巴黎。

[–]【阿尔巴尼亚】Lirid 1877 points 5 hours ago*

Looking forward to seeing Pep lose his last two hairs playing Atlético

期待看到瓜迪奥拉为了对决马竞而彻底秃头

[–]【曼城】Gobshiight 482 points 4 hours ago

Oh god, this tie is perfect for one of his experimental lineups isn't it

嗷天呐，这场对决对他的阵型实验来说简直太合适了，不是吗

[–]iamPause 333 points 4 hours ago

Foden starts as an attacking CB. They'll never see it coming.

坐等福登出任首发进攻型中卫。对方肯定会傻眼。

[–]Rednikkinder 738 points 5 hours ago

Pep is already furiously cleaning the tactic board as we speak.

To counter their defensive block, he is going to employ one himself, with Rodri as an inverted 9, Foden as box to box midfielder, Gundogan on the right and de Bruyne on the left making overlapping runs with Zinchenko.

我们在这水帖的时候，瓜帅已经迫不及待拿出战术板洗刷刷了。

为了对抗马竞的防守封堵，他打算亲自出场，让罗德里打反向9号位，福登作为B2B中场，京多安扯到右翼，再让德布劳内在左侧与津琴科双兔傍地走。

[–]【热刺】obvious_bot 194 points 4 hours ago

De bruyne/Zinchenko double pivot so the defense gets confused as to who is who

德布劳内/津琴科双轴压阵，这样对方的防守球员就会迷惑于这哥俩谁是谁来着

[–]whataball 240 points 5 hours ago

Don't forget Walker as the goalkeeper.

别忘了让沃克去守门。

[–]LosTerminators 306 points 5 hours ago

He's going to get the formation wrong and lose 1-0, this seems like the exact sort of tie he messes up in the CL

他会在阵型上犯错，然后1-0告负，这个对阵特像他会在欧冠里作死的那一类

[–]【本菲卡】Opera_Phantom 1751 points 5 hours ago

Ah fuck

啊 沃日

[–]【AC米兰】GibbyGoldfisch 1327 points 5 hours ago

I mean short of drawing Villarreal, it was always going to be horrible

我说，除了抽到比利亚雷亚尔，你们碰谁都是下签吧

[–]【本菲卡】Realamportuguese 490 points 5 hours ago

Atleti we would have our chances, against Liverpool/City/Bayern I expect a proper pump and dump. Real and Chelsea less so but still a guaranteed loss pretty much

抽到马竞的话我们应该还有机会，碰上利物浦/曼城/拜仁的话就希望能挂得有尊严一点。要是遇上皇马和切尔西，虽然比前面三家稍微好点，但基本还是跪。

[–]【AC米兰】GibbyGoldfisch 610 points 5 hours ago

Speaking from experience, it is always horrible to play Atleti regardless of the result

过来人说一句，不管结果如何，跟马竞交手总没好果子吃

[–]【利物浦】Hoodxd 301 points 5 hours ago

Hello hello

侬好 侬好

[–]【本菲卡】Realamportuguese 233 points 5 hours ago

Otamendi shithousery incoming please

奥塔门迪小动作秀即将上演

[–]【海法马卡比】SharksFanAbroad 1092 points 5 hours ago

No same country matchup in the QF, that's nice.

1/4决赛里没有同国内战，蛮好的。

[–]【切尔西】I_always_rated_them 629 points 5 hours ago

Always the worst. Get into the interesting bit of the cup and instantly draw a team you play multiple times per season. Glad it's not happened.

同国内战什么的最差劲了。杯赛刚入佳境，结果马上就抽到每个赛季都要见N回的老面孔。还好这次没有发生。

[–]【利物浦】Nickoboosh 130 points 5 hours ago

I was absolutely sure we were going to draw you. Feels like if theres an opportunity for the two of us to play against each other in the last 2 decades, the footballing gods will see to it that it happens.

我本来笃定我军会抽到你车的。过去20年以来，兹要是我们双方有机会捉对厮杀，那么足球之神肯定会确保此事发生。

[–]【切尔西】a_guy_named_gai 2018 points 5 hours ago

From never meeting in the UCL to drawing twice in two years.

从欧冠从未交锋，到连续两年碰面。

[–]【切尔西】AnnieIWillKnow 1838 points 5 hours ago

Like London buses, wait forever and two come along at once

A London bus may also be how we're getting to Madrid

就像伦敦的公交车一样，要么等半天都不来，要么两辆一起来

另外，伦敦的公交车可能也是我们这次去马德里的出行方式了

[–]【利物浦】kirkbywool 284 points 5 hours ago

We had to do a bus to Atlético when we played them a few years back, thanks to that volcano in Iceland

早几年的时候，由于冰岛火山喷发，我军也不得不乘坐大巴去挑战马竞

[–]【利默里克FC】Mus7ache 465 points 4 hours ago

Mate that was 12 years ago

哥们，那都是12年前的事了

[–]hallowsandhoots 124 points 4 hours ago

And once we arrive, we’re also going to park the bus in Madrid.

等我们到了，我们还得在马德里摆大巴

[–]【切尔西】CompetitiveYouth864 158 points 5 hours ago

A rivalry is born

一对新的宿敌诞生了

[–]LemonProfessional 119 points 5 hours ago

The Eden Hazard effect

阿扎尔效应

[–]【那不勒斯】IndecisionFuture 1288 points 5 hours ago

Damn they forgot Juventus

我靠，他们把尤文图斯忘了

[–]Nome_de_utilizador 240 points 4 hours ago

Agnelli fumming, dropping super league pamplhets outside the draw venue

阿涅利震怒，在抽签会场外面狂撒欧超联宣传单

[–]【比利亚雷亚尔】raposeiro 2035 points 5 hours ago

So we are getting Benfica in Semifinals, nice!

:___)

这么说，我们在半决赛要碰本菲卡啦，好耶！

:___)

[–]【本菲卡】Realamportuguese 701 points 5 hours ago

Subscribe

这集就这么定了

[–]welcum2dakrustykrab 118 points 5 hours ago

UCL is made for magic to happen, if you believe you never know what could happen

欧冠就是奇迹的舞台，只要你相信，任何事情都可能发生。

[–]【切尔西】ClockLost3128 231 points 5 hours ago

Yup that is the magic of the cup, can never underestimate a team. It's what makes football beautiful.

But no, seriously Bayern vs Liverpool is going to be fun.

对，这就是这项杯赛的魔力所在，永远不能低估任何一支球队。这就是足球的美丽之处。

然而并不是，拜仁vs利物浦肯定更好看啦。

[–]【切尔西】armedwithturtles 745 points 5 hours ago

excited to see Carlo back at the Bridge

tough draw but should be a good one

能见到安切洛蒂重返蓝桥，真让人激动

不是什么好签，但肯定会是场精彩的较量

[–]dogofwars 532 points 5 hours ago

If madrid win the whole thing. They would have beaten PSG chelsea man city and either Liverpool or bayern. Bloody hell it would be legendary

如果皇马一路夺冠的话，那他们就会是接连击败大巴黎、切尔西、曼城以及利物浦或拜仁。我滴乖乖，传奇级的成就啊

[–]【皇马】krooskontroll 450 points 4 hours ago

Simply counting Atleti out I see

你这是根本没把马竞放在眼里啊

[–]【皇马】alien_degenerate 236 points 4 hours ago

Lol I hope Atleti beat those oily cunts

哈哈希望马竞痛揍那些石油佬

[–]【皇马】ManuMora98 737 points 5 hours ago

We got Chelsea and still we had the most ""luck"" of the Spanish teams

我们抽到了切尔西，但仍然是西甲球队里“签运”最好的一家

[–]【拜仁】Der-Papst 358 points 5 hours ago

Villarreal vs Bayern will be a banger

比利亚雷亚尔 vs 拜仁将会是一场盛宴

[–]【沙尔克04】moneybooy 245 points 4 hours ago

8-2 Bayern after two games

黄潜两回合8-2击沉拜仁

[–]【巴萨】thebreye 270 points 4 hours ago

Lmao yeah right, scoring 8 goals in a UCL quarterfinal tie? That’s impossible!

哈哈哈最好是吼，这可是欧冠1/4决赛，还狂轰8球？绝无此种可能！

[–]【拜仁】Black_XistenZ 157 points 4 hours ago

I can see a team scoring 8 goals over the course of two games, but no team on the level of an UCL quarterfinal would be shit enough to concede 8 in a single match!

两回合打进8球这种事还是有可能，但跻身欧冠八强的球队绝不会烂到一场比赛丢掉8个球的！

[–]【利兹】niallpd 3506 points 5 hours ago

Tough draw for Man United

这抽签对曼联来说太难了。

[–]【曼联】Omar_Blitz 1421 points 5 hours ago

For fuck's sake.

我勒个去。

[–]Buzzcrave 322 points 5 hours ago

No where is safe.

这都能躺枪。

[–]【切尔西】a_guy_named_gai 497 points 5 hours ago

They have Ronaldo though.

但他魔可坐拥C罗啊。

[–]【利物浦】ivc09 381 points 5 hours ago

Champions League Varane as well

还有欧冠级的瓦拉内

[–]celzero 184 points 5 hours ago

World beater Pogba, too

以及地表最强博格巴

[–]【罗马】Chricri3112 594 points 5 hours ago

rip Villarreal

安息吧 比利亚雷亚尔

[–]【比利亚雷亚尔】raposeiro 2041 points 5 hours ago

Yeah, tbh it was a good run and we had some exciting games, but I just can't see ourselves beating Benfica in semis.

是啊，我们本赛季的欧冠征程很不错了，也有过燃爆的比赛，但想要在半决赛击败本菲卡确实有点难度。

[–]【拜仁】Homosapien1007 480 points 5 hours ago

I'd be more worried about Atletico in the final

我还是更担心在决赛遇上马竞

[–]【阿森纳】_SSJeffo_ 86 points 5 hours ago

They could shock the world tbh

黄潜会给世界一个惊喜的

[–]【罗马】Chricri3112 135 points 5 hours ago

Yeah but Bayern isn't Juventus lol

对，但拜仁可不是尤文图斯

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