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ON：2022卡塔尔世界杯小组抽签

[–]【斯温登镇FC】OneThingInTheGalaxy 4336 points 12 hours ago

Group B getting geopolitical with it

B组的地缘政治要素过多

[–]【切尔西】Ld511 1729 points 12 hours ago

Nuclear weapons on the line imo

核武器启动警告

[–]Redfou 874 points 12 hours ago

Winner gets to keep their nukes.

小组赢家可以保留核武器。

[–]【夏洛特】Qprb 853 points 12 hours ago

The scenes when Pulisic clinches the nukes for the US

试想一下，普利西奇帮美国解决了核武器问题

[–]【皇马】cr7momo16 276 points 12 hours ago

Who needs war when u can settle it on the pitch 😎

当争端可以在绿茵场上解决时，谁还需要战争呢 😎

[–]【AC米兰】Milanoate 400 points 12 hours ago

The minor disagreement between US and Iran can definitely be settled on the pitch.

England and Scotland, on the other hand...

美国和伊朗之间的小小分歧，肯定是可以在场上解决的。

至于英格兰和苏格兰嘛……

[–]【利兹联】Jarminiatures 866 points 12 hours ago*

England if we face and beat Ukraine: "Are we the bad guys?"

England if they beat any other group B country: " 'Ave it you cunts"

假如英格兰对阵并击败了乌克兰：“哎呀罪过罪过”

假如英格兰击败B组其他国家队：“滚犊子吧你们这帮贱人”

[–]【英格兰】DazDay 302 points 11 hours ago

England beat Denmark post Eriksen. We'll put Ukraine out if we have to.

上次埃里克森缺阵后，英格兰还把丹麦揍了呢。如果有必要的话，我们会把乌克兰踢出局的。

[–]【阿森纳】TheWindWillCarryUs 1975 points 12 hours ago

Group B match threads will be a mess

B组的比赛帖子估计会乱成一锅粥

[–]【皇马】el_rompe_toyotas-19 1103 points 12 hours ago

Iran-US, England-US and England-Iran will be spicy

伊朗对美国、英格兰对美国以及英格兰对伊朗，热搜预定

[–]【利物浦】Outta_hearr 1119 points 12 hours ago

Don't forget England v. Scotland/Wales.

I'm convinced they heated the balls here for maximum meme potential

别忘了英格兰对苏格兰/威尔士。

我赌五毛他们绝壁为了把话题性拉满而把抽签小球加热过了。

[–]【切尔西】keithohara 892 points 12 hours ago

Suarez vs Gyan II please

蹲一个“苏亚雷斯VS吉安”续集

[–]Luisthe345_2 281 points 10 hours ago

Uruguay vs Ghana will be blood, hopefully

乌拉圭对加纳必将掀起腥风血雨，我坐喝饮料那桌

[–]【阿根廷】SidewinderShocK 94 points 9 hours ago

Suarez gonna need full body armor for that match

苏牙这不得穿个全套盔甲才上场

[–]【丹麦】Viggorous 2929 points 12 hours ago

This sub will be wild during USA vs England

美英对决时，这足球区怕是要疯

[–]【斯温登镇FC】GRI23 3519 points 12 hours ago2

I can smell my ban from here

我已经看见小黑屋在向我招手了

[–]【博卡青年】joelesidin 1511 points 12 hours ago

Scenes when Puligod scores a banger in the 90+4'

England 4 - 1 USA

普利大神在94分钟打入世界波

英格兰 4-1 美国

[–]【利物浦】raysofdavies 721 points 12 hours ago

Pulisic (great loss)

普利西奇（超神难救主）

[–]HenriSelmer 343 points 11 hours ago

I will never forget the English headline in 2010, regarding the draw:

E England

A Algeria

S Slovenia

Y Yanks

USA went through top of the group

我一辈子都忘不了2010年世界杯时英国媒体关于小组抽签的标题：

（轻）英格兰

（松）阿尔及利亚

（搞）斯洛文尼亚

（定）美国佬

结果人家美国佬小组头名出线

[–]requin-tigre 3396 points 12 hours ago

This year will have a lot of spicy matches for immigrants whose country plays against their adopted home: Tunisians in France, Moroccans in Belgium, and Germans in Mallorca

今年的世界杯上会有许多让移民者揪心的比赛，对阵双方是他们的祖国和他们的第二故乡：法国的突尼斯人、比利时的摩洛哥人以及马略卡岛的德国人

[–]【普里什蒂纳FC】ITsLoverBoy 887 points 12 hours ago

People really underestimating Switzerland-Serbia after what happened last time

看来即便是有过上次世界杯的那事儿，人们还是会低估瑞士与塞尔维亚之间的恩怨

[–]【芝加哥火焰】projectpolak 1723 points 12 hours ago

Chicago will be a battleground when Poland plays Mexico.

波兰跟墨西哥开踢时，芝加哥将变成硝烟战场。

[–]【中北美洲及加勒比海足协】Zloggt 740 points 12 hours ago

I’m a Mexican-American immigrant who (along with my family) all moved to Chicago when I was young, with my older brother now dating a Polish girl.

It’s…going to be fun…

我是个墨西哥-美国移民，我们在我还小的时候就举家迁到了芝加哥，而我老哥现在正和一位波兰姑娘交往。

这就……有点意思了……

[–]【CD瓜达拉哈拉】DHA1999 4382 points 12 hours ago

England vs United States.

r/soccer will be CHAOS

英格兰 vs 美国

足球区服务器要崩

[–]【中北美洲及加勒比海足协】Zloggt 1771 points 12 hours ago

Imagine all the users sharing common EPL flairs…rooting for America or England…

想象一下，所有那些挂着同样英超主队标识的用户……分别支持美国或英格兰

[–]【切尔西】jMS_44 2091 points 12 hours ago

Chelsea flairs calling Pulisic a piece of shit diving cunt. That will be something

主队是切尔西的用户，骂普利西奇是个假摔孬种。要了亲命了。

[–]【阿森纳】wolfsrudel_red 918 points 12 hours ago

Arsenal flairs bitching about Saka going down too easily

主队是阿森纳的用户，嫌弃萨卡沾衣十八跌

[–]【热刺】roberto_2103 93 points 10 hours ago

Spurs flairs bitching about Kane not getting a red. Its gonna be wild

主队是热刺的用户，抱怨凯恩红牌免疫。想想都热闹。

[–]【CD瓜达拉哈拉】Wombatsarecool 469 points 12 hours ago

most users change their flairs to flags during the world cup. The real fun will be to save the thread, look at it post world cup

大多数用户都会在世界杯期间把主队标识更换为国旗。真正有意思的事情是先把帖子保存起来，等世界杯过了再翻出来细品。

[–]【本菲卡】tomalexdias 841 points 12 hours ago

Portugal World Cup redemption arc:

• 2002 - Eliminated against South Korea

• 2014 - Eliminated against Ghana

• 2018 - Eliminated against Uruguay

葡萄牙的世界杯救赎机会来了：

• 2002-对阵韩国被淘汰

• 2014-对阵加纳被淘汰

• 2018-对阵乌拉圭被淘汰

  
  

[–]theyeeterofyeetsberg 538 points 11 hours ago

Funny thing is that for Uruguay, it's kinda the opposite

2010 R16- Eliminated South Korea

2010 QF- Eliminated Ghana

2018 R16- Eliminated Portugal

有趣的是，对乌拉圭来说却是反过来的：

2010 1/8决赛-淘汰韩国

2010 1/4决赛-淘汰加纳

2018 1/8决赛-淘汰葡萄牙

[–]【乌拉圭】Fuck_Passwords_ 208 points 11 hours ago

The H is for hatred.

H组的H就是“恨”的意思。

[–]【纽卡斯尔】joelintoninasda 2997 points 12 hours ago

maybe i shouldn’t joke about it but england/usa/iran is so funny

也许我不该拿这个开玩笑，但英格兰/美国/伊朗这分组真的把大伙儿逗乐了

[–]【阿森纳】maidentaiwan 1354 points 12 hours ago

don't forget the prospect of SCOTLAND or WALES ending up there

别忘了，苏格兰或者威尔士还有可能加入混战

[–]【里昂】Kaamelott 577 points 11 hours ago

I mean, even Ukraine would add drama to it

就算最后是乌克兰挤进这一组，戏剧性也是妥妥的

[–]Dick_Grimes[🍰] 576 points 12 hours ago

Don't forget possibly Scotland

别忘了苏格兰参战的可能性

[–]【阿森纳】coachhawley 693 points 11 hours ago

Iran will get to know just how many different versions of English there are lol

伊朗将有机会见识世界上到底有多少种版本的英语，噗哈哈哈

[–]【阿森纳】Rusty_Shack1es 1643 points 12 hours ago

Group B couldn’t be funnier

B组简直不能再欢乐了

[–]【奥林比查】mojbog 692 points 12 hours ago

Everybody hates everybody hahaha

谁看谁都不爽之组 哈哈哈

[–]【克拉科夫维斯瓦】czerwona_latarnia 1428 points 12 hours ago

So by the Laws Of World Cup we (Poland) are going to, in order:

lose to Mexico;

lose to Saudi Arabia;

beat Argentina.

按照世界杯规律来说呢，我们（波兰）将会依次：

输给墨西哥；

输给沙特阿拉伯；

击败阿根廷。

[–]【波兰】Wally450 483 points 12 hours ago

Disgusting. My body is ready.

真恶心。几时开球？

[–]【CD瓜达拉哈拉】DHA1999 104 points 11 hours ago

PLEASE, DO IT. YOU'LL BE MEXICANS FOR LIFE

拜托了，就这么干吧。成了的话，你们就是墨西哥欧洲分哥。

[–]【波兰】diskape 262 points 12 hours ago

Or.... We gonna win all three, looks strong as fuck and lose first 1/16 game 0:7.

又或者……我们把他们仨都赢了，一时间天下无敌，然后第一场淘汰赛就0:7秒跪。

[–]【布雷斯特】Tucko29 1042 points 12 hours ago*

Are you guys ready for another incredible France Denmark?

Edit: And Peru perhaps, another great one

各位观众准备好欣赏又一场法国对阵丹麦的精彩比赛了吗？

编辑：可能还包括与秘鲁的交锋，同样不容错过

[–]LetsConquerThisBread 483 points 12 hours ago

Legitimately one of the worst matches I've ever seen

上回那场可以说是我这辈子看过最糟糕的比赛之一了

[–]PantomimeEagle 251 points 12 hours ago

Watched after a night out and swear my hangover got worse

我是在出去浪了个通宵之后看的，结果我的宿醉更严重了

[–]【法国】Palmul 409 points 12 hours ago

I'm already sleeping

谢邀，已在打鼾

[–]【丹麦】Zenzayy 136 points 12 hours ago

not the last game of the group stage, so probably different this time

这回并不是小组赛阶段最后一场比赛，所以会有所不同也说不定哦

[–]【博卡青年】Malvinas1820 1594 points 12 hours ago

No Argentina vs. Nigeria in this WC

I sleep.

Argentina vs. Mexico confirmed

R E A L S H I T

Messi vs. Lewandowski confirmed

Ａｓｃｅｎｄｅｄ

本届世界杯没有阿根廷对尼日利亚

洗洗睡。

阿根廷对阵墨西哥

来 劲 了

梅西对决莱万多夫斯基

原 地 升 天

[–]【阿森纳】aloestre2000 290 points 12 hours ago

Argentina vs Mexico could he a banger if Mexico performs like they do against every big team

只要墨西哥拿出他们面对强队时的常规表现，那么阿根廷vs墨西哥的比赛多半会出现世界波

[–]【亚特兰特】Trydson 361 points 12 hours ago

Here is the thing. Our buff against big teams has never applied when we face Argentina lmao.

是这样的。我们踢强队有加成这事儿吧，在对阵阿根廷时就没奏效过。

[–]beyond13 115 points 11 hours ago

Argentina is our daddy, we haven't beat them in decades.

阿根廷就是俺们亲爹，我们几十年没赢过他们了。

[–]GeneralPhallicShape 146 points 12 hours ago

Lmao have you ever seen Mexico play Argentina? It's like their kryptonite

笑死，你是没看过墨西哥踢阿根廷的比赛咋的？墨西哥是超人的话，阿根廷就是氪石

[–]【伊普斯维奇】pintperson 828 points 12 hours ago

Tough draw for Italy.

这次抽签太难为意大利了。

[–]【巴萨】JustURDailyAllie 345 points 12 hours ago

Italy to FIFA : KEEP MY COUNTRYS NAME OUT OF YOUR FUCKING MOUTH

意大利对国际足联：别用你特喵的脏嘴念我的国家名字！

（译注：戏仿威尔-史密斯奥斯卡名场面）

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