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湖人惨负太阳赛季被横扫，正式被淘汰出本赛季季后赛

（注：今日JRs之声中有大量视频，可选择开最大音量看完）

THE LOS ANGELES LAKERS HAVE BEEN ELIMINATED FROM CHAMPIONSHIP CONTENTION

With their loss to the Suns tonight the Lakers can finish at best 34-48. With the Spurs win over Nuggets, the Spurs can finish no worse than 34-48, while also holding the tie breaker against the Lakers, cementing the Lakers finishing at best as the 11th seed and ending their hopes at making the play-in

洛杉矶湖人队被淘汰出本赛季的季后赛

今晚他们输给了太阳，湖人最多只能以34-48结束本赛季。随着马刺战胜掘金，马刺的战绩不会差于34-48，同时他们保持着对湖人的胜负关系优势，湖人顶多以西部11名的身份结束赛季，进入季后赛的希望也就此终结

MakeAShadow

The Lakers really got Spurs fans and Suns fans to root for each other. They should enter global politics and enact world peace.

湖人完成了让马刺球迷和太阳球迷相互支持的奇迹。 他们应该进入全球政治并制定世界和平计划。

Nifera_

There is nothing that unites this country like hating the Lakers

没有什么比憎恨湖人，更能让整个国家团结起来了

SaltwaterRedneck

This year has changed my view of the Spurs, I don’t mind y’all. But fuck Robert Horry

太阳球迷：这个赛季改变了我对马刺的看法，我再也不介意你们了。 但是去tmd罗伯特-霍里

Springtick38

Congrats to the Pelicans for having a top ten draft pick

恭喜鹈鹕收下湖人的前十顺位选秀权

AaronDonald-Dad

Adam Silver tomorrow: "We have decided to expand the playoffs to 30 teams to give everyone a fair shot"

明天亚当-萧华发布声明：“我们决定将季后赛范围扩大到30支球队，让每支球队都有一个公平的机会”

cvKDean

There it is

图来了！

that_melody

"Keep talking about my squad, our personnel ages, the way he plays, he stays injured, we're past our time in this league, etc etc etc. Do me one favor PLEASE!!!! And I mean PLEASE!!! 🙏🏾 Keep that same narrative ENERGY when it begins! That's all I ask. #ThankYou 👑"

“继续谈论我的球队，”36 岁的勒布朗詹姆斯在推特上写道。

“我们的人员年龄，他的比赛方式，他一直在受伤，我们已经过了在这个联盟的岁数，等等等等。请帮我一个忙！！！！我的意思是请帮我一个忙！！！ 🙏🏾 在赛季开始时保持相同的叙述能量！这就是我所要求的。#ThankYou 👑“

（注：詹姆斯在去年八月份发的推特原文）

joe-lacob

• ⁠LakerNation I apologize and I promise we’ll be better! 👑 💜💛 • ⁠I’m out for the season officially. 🤦🏾‍♂️. See y’all in the fall. 👑✌🏾

湖蜜们抱歉，我保证我们会变得更好！ 👑 💜💛

我正式离开本赛季了。 🤦🏾‍♂️。 秋天见。 👑✌🏾

coolpug99

Lebron wasn’t joking when he said see y’all in the fall

勒布朗说秋天见，他真的没在开玩笑

TheCherubRocker

Anthony Davis being a Top 75 player is/was/will always be a joke.

安东尼-戴维斯成为75大球星，是/曾经是/将永远是个笑话。

KappaccinoNation

This sub loves piling on the Lakers, but why is no one talking about the defending Western Conference Champion Suns being 1-3?

I didn’t realize until now that the Suns are currently 1-3.. why is no-one talking about this?

They lost to a mediocre Kings team a couple days ago and nearly lost by 30 pts to the Trailblazers with a struggling Damian Lillard. And from what I know they’re just about fully healthy.

For anyone actively watching the Suns this season, what’s the main reason for the early season struggles? You would think they’d have a bunch of momentum to start the season after their amazing Finals run..

这个论坛喜欢疯狂讨论湖人，但为什么没有人谈论西部卫冕冠军太阳是1-3的开局呢？

直到现在我才意识到太阳目前的战绩是1-3...为什么没有人谈论这个？

几天前，他们输给了一支平庸的国王，并且对阵受伤病困扰的利拉德带领的开拓者，他们几乎30分的劣势惨败。

而且据我所知，他们几乎完全健康。

对于本赛季积极关注太阳的任何人来说，赛季初表现不佳的主要原因是什么？

我们都认为他们在遗憾的总决赛之后，他们会有很大的动力来开始这个赛季。

（注：赛季初reddit中对太阳的讨论帖）

Apollo611

After the game, LeBron goes into the locker room, takes his shower, dresses and goes to a secret back room. There, on a bed, connected to a life support device is what appears to be the shrivelled up remains of a human, face gaunt and muscles atrophied, skin stretched tight over bones. LeBron approaches the figure, in the darkness, illuminating himself as he steps under the fading light of the room. He looks at the corpse who’s lips struggled to form words… he says “I didn’t sign up for this, LeBron”. LeBron chuckles as he connects a wire to a socket under his armband and the machine keeping this husk of a body alive spins up… fluids begin to flow into LeBron as he smiles, feeling the energy flow inside of him.

“Of course you signed up for this Kendrick Nunn.”

比赛结束后，勒布朗进入更衣室，洗了个澡，穿好衣服，然后去了一间密室。

在那间屋子里，一个生命支持的设备上，连接着一个人的干瘪躯壳。

他面色憔悴，肌肉萎缩，皮肤紧贴在骨头上。

勒布朗在黑暗中走近那个人影，在房间内昏暗的灯光下行走时，灯光照亮了他的脸。

他看着那具嘴唇挣扎着要表达的躯壳……他说：“我没有报名参加这个，勒布朗”。

勒布朗笑着将一根电线连接到他臂章下的一个插座上，让这具躯壳保持活力的机器旋转起来……当他微笑时，液体开始流入勒布朗，感受着他体内的能量流动。

“你当然报名了这个啊，肯德里克-纳恩。”

HornyHindu

（建议开大音量看完该视频）

DaRandomBro

It's absolutely beautiful

我去。这视频太绝了

rattlemebones

We just secured the longest playoff drought in NBA history and that is, somehow, less embarrassing than this.

国王球迷：我们刚刚经历了NBA历史上最长的季后赛荒，但是不知道为何，一切看起来都没那么尴尬了

谢谢湖人。

Dinklefart504

It’s a beautiful day

美好的一天

moneybooy

For America

对全美国

JMG5_

For the world

对全世界

dancesonthewall

For the universe

对全宇宙

BigCountryBumgarner

太阳球迷：图片评论

destructive_optimism

God it feels so good that it was us, after all the talking from Lakers flairs

太阳球迷：天哪，感觉真是太好了，在AD说出那番话之后，我们对他们做了这样的事

Hi_Im_Ouiji

You ended them in B2B seasons. Rare accomplishment against a lebron team

你们连续两个赛季亲手淘汰了它们。

还是对阵勒布朗的球队，非常罕见的成就

captaing1

that's all folks

再见了，伙计们！

jeric13xd

RIP MOST DISAPPOINTING TEAM IN NBA HISTORY

Bron really averaged 30ppg at 37 years old for this sorry ass team 😭

NBA历史上最令人失望的球队

勒布朗在37岁的年纪拿到场均30分，为了这支糟糕透顶的球队😭

ProfessorBeast55

（视频评论）

xbyo

They got all the best players. Problem is they were the best in the past.

他们已经得到了所有最好的球员。但问题是他们在过去是最好的。

smlngb

It's okay guys, it's just the

preseason

first week

first month

half the season

trade deadline

post all-star break

last 10 games

5-0

没关系，伙计们，这只是

季前赛

第一周

第一个月

半个赛季

交易截止日

全明星赛后

最后10场比赛

我们最后五场会保持全胜

acat114

Trevor Ariza was just rounding into form, Nunn is coming back soon...

特雷弗-阿里扎刚刚进入状态，纳恩很快就会回来......

Post Game Thread：The Phoenix Suns (63-16) defeat the Los Angeles Lakers (31-48), 121 - 110

赛后讨论：菲尼克斯太阳队（63-16）以121-110击败洛杉矶湖人队（31-48）

beer_down

“I've heard from a powerful source inside the organization...they're right where they want to be. They'd rather play Phoenix in the first round”

-Shaquille O’Neal

“我从湖人内部的一个强大消息来源那里听说......他们正处在他们想要的排名上。他们非常高兴在第一轮对阵太阳”

——沙奎尔-奥尼尔

Currymvp2

"If the Suns beat Golden State, I will walk two blocks with ‘Suns’ written on my ass” Shaq said. “I will post it live on Instagram and I will walk two blocks.”

We're fucked

勇士球迷：“如果太阳击败金州勇士队，我会赤身裸体地走两条街道，屁股上写着‘太阳’，”沙克说，“我会在 Instagram上直播，我会走完两条街道。”

我们完了。

Glitchhikers_Guide

The score when they play Phoenix

湖人每次对阵太阳的比分

dolanface

I would say what a waste of 42 nationally televised games, but watching the Lakers downfall this season was worth every single one of them

我会说他们浪费了42场全国电视转播的比赛，但是看到湖人本赛季的垮台，这每一场比赛都值了

Jkn221

Holy shit Lakers had over HALF of their season on national TV. It’s easy to see why there’s such a hate-boner for them here now

天哪，湖人在国家电视台上被播了整整半个赛季。怪不得他们被这么多人讨厌啊

VivaLaDbakes

Lmaooo this fucking stream I’m on just threw up a pic of lebron crying and is playing that ‘see you again’ song hahaha

哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈我正在看着该死的直播，上面突然出现了一张勒布朗哭泣的照片，同时背景音乐《see you again》缓缓响起

soepixx

I got it on video 😆

我找到视频了兄弟

13reakout

Lmao, I thought the audio stopped working then the fucking crying Lebron picture blew up and that song started. Funny shit

笑死了，我以为是音频卡住了，然后勒布朗哭的那张照片突然出现了，然后那首歌开始放了。

我绷不住了

cycguy2

AD during the huddle after the 3rd quarter: “I believe we can go 50-0 to finish this game “

第三节结束后，AD对全队说：“我相信我们可以打出一波50-0，结束这场比赛”

Sitrous1

We really ended the lakers season 2 times in a row lmaooo

太阳球迷：我们真的连续两个赛季亲手终结了湖人！！！

Currymvp2

Absolutely wild to me that a team with probably the 2nd greatest player ever who's competing for the scoring title is a 11th seed. So much shit has to go awry for that to occur.

对我来说最疯狂的是，一支由历史第二伟大的球员带领的球队掉到第11名，而且他在那个赛季还在争夺得分王。

得出多少错这种事情才会发生。

HilariousScreenname

Imagine going back five years and telling some one that a Lakers team with LeBron, AD, Melo, and Westbrook would be booted out of playoff contention by the fucking SUNS lmao

想象一下，假如你五年前告诉某人，一支拥有勒布朗、AD、梅罗和威斯布鲁克的湖人将被太阳淘汰出季后赛。