【JR之声】雄鹿之声:不懂理财字母曾存钱50银行,脑洞大开网友齐杜撰爱豆故事
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新闻:字母哥之前曾把自己的钱放在50家银行,直到雄鹿队老板帮助他投资理财
Giannis Antetokounmpo Put His Money in 50 Banks Until Bucks Owner Helped Him Invest
一个账户一个鸡块,看起来很合理嘛
--想象一下,“我能把这些分成50份吗?”神呀
我都没办法列出50家不同银行的名字……
One chicken nugget for each account, don't see anything wrong with that
--Can you imagine? “Yeah can I split this 50 ways?”
I can't even name 50 different banks.
It’s per account holder. Giannis can’t open 50 accounts all under his own name and receive 250k FDIC insurance for each account.
Now if he tacked on some family members as joint account holders, they’d also get the 250k insurance per institution.
Source: am banker.
新秀时期的字母哥,他把自己的薪水都寄给希腊的家人们,因为他不知道拿这些钱做什么。他啥也没有,而且也不会开车都,每天他都得自己走路或者跑步去球馆😂在街上碰到球迷可以带他去球馆
--“他甚至都没穿外套”😂
---等下,无图你言个鸟呀,有视频吗?我只听过这故事,哈哈哈
---+1,在线等,5分钟后我要看到全方位的视频
----来了,这个视频是记者采访一个开车带她去球馆的大妈的
【视频】
视频里采访的大妈谈到那天的经历,大概的讲述内容:
我记得那天是11月吧,反正是入冬特别冷的一天。我开车在路上走,然后我远远看到一个超级高的人在街上跑——那不是我最爱的字母“小哈尼”吗?我的天哪,他就穿着牛仔裤,运动衫跑去球馆,天哪,那么冷的天,他甚至都没穿外套!
然后我就开车过去问他,我可以带你一程。但我的车子很小的,他很有礼貌,然后他开心的同意了,上车之后,你知道他那么高大,在我车子的后座,他就只能蜷缩成一团。他膝盖都顶住鼻子了,哈哈哈。
我就像他的妈妈一样,跟他说,这么冷的天,你怎么自己跑去球馆呢,他说他不会开车。而且他穿那么少,都没穿外套,我跟他说这么冷,你应该得穿个羽绒服吧,至少冬天的外套呀。
后来我送他到球馆之后,他的助理教练在门口。看到他从我车上下来,助教一脸问号:这人是谁呀?你怎么坐他的车。字母哥回答说,这个人是我在路上遇到的球迷,她很友好,愿意开车送我来球馆。然后助教跟他说:呃,在美国可不敢这么搞,不能随便上陌生人的车子的……
When Giannis was a rookie he sent all his salary back to his family in Greece because he didn't know what to do with the money. He kept nothing and didn't know how to drive so he had to walk/run to get to his arena and fans would pick him up from the streets.
--He would not have a jacket on either 🤣.
---Wait, there is a video? 😆 I've only heard the stories lol.
---For real would love to see a video of that lol
----Below is a link from a reporter that interviewed the lady that gave him a ride.
字母菇真的有点傻认真的男主特质,哈哈哈,怎能让人不爱。这么独特的个性笑
--每天早上,他嘴里咬着一片面包跑出自己的公寓,一边跑下楼梯一边穿好自己的外套
---他走过街角,正好撞见了米德尔顿
----他们两个人四目相交……
-----米德尔顿伸出手,轻轻的抚摸着字母哥的头
------等等,说清楚是哪个头?*
(译注:原文用的Cheek,脸颊,俚语里也有屁股的意思。为了移植到中文的同音异义,改成头😂)
--------而憨憨的字母哥,嘴里还叼着他的半片面包,表示自己要继续跑去赛场。然后就一溜烟像在比赛中一样飞奔而去,只留下了痴情的米德尔顿脸上落下一滴眼泪……
---------另一个镜头,大厨朱哥带着高高的厨师帽,呆呆地看着那精心准备的12道丰富营养搭配的早餐仍然一动没动的躺在餐桌上……
----------紧接着下一个拐角,字母哥遇到了波蒂斯,一股充满杀气的眼神
-----------随后,两人用他们帮派特有的形式握手致意
------------波蒂斯眼睛一眨不眨,冷冷的说道,朱哥是个狠角色,如果能加入的话,对他们团队来说是个非常好的补充。字母哥微微一笑:“我的GM会跟我讨论跟谁一起打球的,这一点我很确定,哪儿像我们对手杜兰特所在的布鲁克林帮派那样呀……”
Giannis has some serious main character energy lol. Love this kid, such a unique personality
--He was running out his apartment door every morning with a piece of toast in his mouth and he'd be putting on his jacket as he ran down the stairs.
---He turned a corner and bumped into Khris Middleton
-----They locked eyes with each other
--------Khris reached out, softly caressing Giannis' cheek
--------- which cheek?
-----------Giannis, with his toast, says he's gotta run. Dashing off like he does on the court, he fails to see a tear dripping off Khris' face.
--------------------Jrue Holiday looking disappointed in a chef’s hat and apron with a full 12 course balanced breakfast on the table going untouched
--------------Giannis turned another corner, and he bumps in to Bobby Porti, staring intensely and menacingly
--------------------At that point they do their signature handshake, exclusive to the club of friends
----------------------------Bobby, not blinking, says that Jrue Holliday guy is a tough PG and would be a great addition to the team. Giannis smiles, knowing his GM talks to him about who he will play with- unlike his arch-nemesis, Kevin from Brooklyn
我觉得不久将来我们能看到一部字母哥主演的电影了吧?
--迪斯尼已经跃跃欲试了,哈哈哈
---说对了,迪斯尼官方宣布了,预计是在今年内,电影名字叫《Rise》,是一部关于字母哥和他的家人的
Think we get a Giannis movie in the future? I could see it.
--Disney is already on it lol
---Disney is releasing a movie called Rise, supposedly this year, about Giannis and his family 🥲
天哪,我真他妈的太爱字母哥了
--尼玛他的笑容真的让人融化了……这个蠢萌的性感小坏坏
Dude I fucking love this guy so much
--his damn smile is so infectious....stupid sexy bastard
诶呀,要知道在他成为百万富翁之前,他的一顿饭可是要跟家里的兄弟们一起分吃的呀……
所以我敢肯定,学习投资对他来说肯定不是第一优先
Heck dude was sharing his 1 meal a day with his brothers a few years before becoming a millionaire.
I’m sure learning about investing wasn’t high on the priority list
为什么会有人怀疑他能够找到50家不同的银行呢?确实得花点儿时间,但也不是不可能呀,至少能数出10家全国性的大银行,然后还有很多小的地方银行呀……
Why do you doubt he could find 50 banks? It would be a lot of work, but there are around 10 big-name national banks and plenty of smaller regional banks
我了解到的消息是,刚到NBA的头一年对他来说是很不容易的。他之前基本上都是跟家人同住的,现在呢,他只身一人来到一个陌生的国度,语言也不通还在学习,肯定很不容易呀……
之前TNT的节目中还提到过,他家人两次申请签证来美遭拒,他还跟他的经纪团队说,如果再一次被拒的话,他会退出NBA回到自己的老家去。
From what I've heard/read, that first year or so was really rough on him. It makes sense considering he had basically lived in the same room as his whole family for most of his life, and now he was by himself in a strange country having to speak a language he was still learning.
TNT did a piece on him awhile back that talked about how his family's visa got rejected twice, and he told his agent that if it happened again, he was going to quit the NBA and move back home.
或者有可能是联邦存款保险公司仅给每个账户最高提供250K刀的保险额,然后银行的网站、广告牌各种宣传,估计字母哥看到了,然后决定多开几个账户来增加保障😂
--哈哈哈,“什么,每个账户最高保障250K?那尼玛我有12.5m刀可咋整?OK,妥了,分开50个账户!”
or the fact FDIC only insures up to $250k per account and it says it all over bank websites and every hard surface in a branch. there is a slight chance he read it once and thought to open multiple accounts so they were all protected
-Man was probably like "Insured up to $250K for an account? What the fuck am I supposed to do with $12.5M? Okay then."
--哪个好心人给贫穷的我解释下,这个什么最高保证是个什么鬼?你怎么才能把超额的部分存进银行呢?
---简单地说,联邦存款保险公司会给每个人的常规存款账户提供最高250K的存款保障,即便是银行倒闭跑路了,你的这一部分钱是受保护,不会打水漂。
----懂了,妈的挣顶薪的人,想分开每250K存一个银行账户😂懂得都懂,但是要是我挣那么多钱的话,我不介意花6位数的钱专门雇一个理财存款专家,哈哈哈
--Can you explain to a non-rich person like me what the default insurance is? And how do you put more than the limit in the bank then?
--- FDIC will insure up to $250K for everyone’s regular checking / savings account so even if the bank goes under you’re protected
---- Imagine opening a new account per 250k for a new supermax contract lmao. I understand the fear but good god I'd pay someone 6 figures just to handle that, with the supermax money.
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