【JRS之声】76人VS猛龙G3赛后:大帝复仇三年不晚,登哥幕后负重前行

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The Philadelphia 76ers defeat the Toronto Raptors in overtime with a final score of 104 to 101

[赛后]76人104比101击败猛龙,系列赛3-0。




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JojoSixers:Oatmeal gang unite. We did it

麦片党集合!我们做到了!

(译者注:麦片的故事详见我上一篇的JRS之声)





Bruce_the_Shark:That fucking dagger. Eat it, Raptors. PLAY THAT FUCKING SONG! PLAY IT!

利剑出鞘,直捣黄龙。来人,放战歌!


EaglesPvM:SIT THE FUCK DOWN TORONTO

小龙崽子们,抱着头给爷蹲好了。


Underpaid_lemon:HOW DOES IT FEEL TO HAVE YOUR PLAYOFF HOPES EVICORATED BY A SHOT TORONTO!? HOW DOES IT FEEL!? FUCK YOU AND FUCK YOUR SHITTY ASS FANS

采访一下龙蜜,当你们的季后赛希望被这样一记投篮给破灭后,现在感觉如何?宝贝们不要哭泣哦!





kangarang11:JOEL. EMBIID.

乔尔·恩比德。


amatom27:JOEL = DADDY

以父之名。


NotTJMcConnell:I’m naming my first 4 children Joel Embiid

我要给我家老大老二老三老四都起名叫乔尔·恩比德。





PointB1ank:Say what you want about doc, but that timeout was clutch as fuck.

关于猪头,你们爱咋说咋说,但那个暂停真是神之一笔。


jeppsforst16:HUGE CREDIT TO DOC RIVERS FOR SPRINTING ACROSS THE WHOLE COURT TO CALL THAT TIMEOUT. GET THAT CARDIO IN GLENN

猪头拖着老寒腿冲刺了整个球场去喊出了那个暂停,泪目。快让这老头做点有氧缓缓。


--TastyPancakes25:Post in the raptors sub said that he should have gotten a T for leaving the sub box lol

龙区有人发帖说他擅自离开替补席应该给个T,哈哈哈。

 

--clubhagios:This needs to be upvoted to the top. Give Doc the cred he deserves

建议置顶这条评论,请把猪头应得的赞誉还给他。


--RooksTarutaru:yup saved them from themselves there. He's been great so far.

挽狂澜于既倒,扶大厦之将倾。到目前为止猪头无可挑剔。





EaglesPvM:Great fuckin attitude from Tobi

He said he won’t comment on how many times he got hacked on that final regulation shot, and didn’t even bitch to the refs

He said he just went to the huddle and told the guys “if anyone gets the rock on me in OT they aren’t scoring”

好好看看,什么是大哥的态度。

他说他不会强调常规时间最后时刻的那记投篮他被劈头盖脸地捶了多少下,也不会去责怪裁判的无动于衷。

他只是走向了簇拥的队友,告诉他们——“加时赛,对手不会有一个人能在我面前得分。”


--nilesecoyote:I don't know who THIS Tobias Harris is, but I love him

卧槽,这是我认识的哈里斯吗,这么硬的吗,我爱死他了。


StrangerTogether:Tobias has been playing championship-level defense.

你大哥打出了总冠军级别的防守。


Peaheezy:Tobi with absolute lock down defense all night. Only 11 points but 12 boards and he shut down Siakam.

大哥整晚都在作为防守大闸而拼命。只得了11分但是有12个篮板,他以一己之力锁死了西卡。


--Anonmdivy:And set the final screen...good series for Harris thus far.

还有最后那个挡拆掩护……系列赛到目前为止,大哥都无与伦比。


Lengune:Honestly having this Tobi as our 4th option is fucking luxury imo

老实说,这样的拖把作为我们的四当家着实有些暴殄天物啊哈哈哈。


RhoseTintedCheeks:Tobias is playing like a guy who doesn't want to move to Oklahoma

拖把这几场打的,浑身上下都透露出一股“老子不想去鹅城”的气息。





30DollarWatermelon:LMAOOOOO GOODNIGHT TORONTO

晚安,多伦多。


BlaqOptic:Raptors get all the help in the world from the refs and Joel Embiid hits the world's longest Free Throw to shut their dickheaded fans up.

猛龙已经从裁判那享尽了好处,然而大帝用一记世上最远的罚球组装了这美妙的客场消音器。


--MorryD:I cannot fathom what bullshit excuse they’ll come up with on their sub tomorrow.

恕我愚钝,我已经想不出明天龙区会找出什么狗屁借口了。


----jojothegoat:went from "we want philly" to "we're a rebuilding team, who cares" REAL quick lmao

他们的口号已经从“我们想打费城”变成了“反正我们是重建队伍,无所谓”,太快了太快了。


aspohr89:I LOVED THE SILENCE AFTER ALL THOSE FUCK EMBIID CHANTS

“法克恩比德”之后的鸦雀无声简直是世界上最动人心弦的声音。



icekira22:I need to watch the raptors announcers on that embiid shot

不行,我要去看看多伦多地方台的转播,看看他们在被绝杀后的反应。


IOnlySeeDaylight:I will be watching that shot from all angles for the rest of time. Or at least until Saturday afternoon.

我接下来所有的时间都将用来从各个角度欣赏这记绝杀,也许我会一直看到周六下一场比赛前。


theLgndKllr35:I’ll just call the doctor now. No way this erection goes away in 4 hours

我得赶快叫医生了,我已经鸡儿梆硬四个小时了。




Snake_29:CMON GET IN HERE TORONTO WHERE YOU GUYS AT?!?! LMAO 😭😭😭😭

诶诶诶?龙区的串子你们在哪啊?!?!想死你们了~


--ZaCleaner:Our sub is in shambles and just about ready to murder Fred and Siakam for having 12 pts a piece lol

(猛龙球迷)哈哈哈别提了,我们区现在炸锅了,大家都忙着准备去谋杀范将军和西卡呢,这俩货各自只拿12分真够了。


Marktlu:22 turnovers in their stadium and you walk away with a win. Toronto fans in absolute shambles rn!!

对手22次失误居然没能拿下比赛,龙宝宝们已经崩溃了。





Zappastuski:They’re gonna give Jokic MVP again😂😂😂😂

他们又要把MVP给约基奇了,人间大笑话。


--BearsAndSharks:Honestly who cares right now? We know he's the best player in the league. Players know it too. Let the media spew whatever BS they want. The only thing that matters is a Title

说实在的,现在谁还在乎这玩意儿?我们都知道恩比德才是这个联盟最强的男人,球员们也都知道。就让那群狗媒体人自娱自乐去吧。现在我们唯一在乎的,只有总冠军。



Drikkink:I know Playoffs don't count for MVP (for some reason) but I hope every single MVP voter that did not give Joel his this year feels like the clown they truly are.

我知道季后赛已经无法影响MVP评选了,但是我希望所有没给大帝投票的人都能认识到自己是个多么可笑的小丑。


Rabbitohvon:How embarrassing is it going to be for the League to give the MVP to a dude who is shooting blanks in the first round and out in straight sets, whilst the real MVP is winning games at the buzzer?

联盟力捧的MVP在首轮放空炮,被对手直落两盘。

真正的MVP则在绝杀,即将拿下系列赛。


wrektalfire: That’s the shit that an MVP does.

这特么才是一个MVP应该做的。


smells-like-updog:Wait I’ m confused r/nba told me Embiid could only score off free throws

等一下,湿乎乎可是告诉我恩比德只会通过罚球来得分啊。


darth_vapor_:FUCK DRAKE. FUCK TORONTO. FUCK CANADA. FUCK ADVANCED STATS. JOEL EMBIID IS A GOD.

德雷克真帅,多伦多真美,加拿大真大。高阶数据真牛逼。

恩比德真大帝。



Lonelystowner:Lmao Raps fans talking about never wanting to watch basketball again over in their sub

哎呀呀,龙区说他们再也不想看篮球了。


DeltaTangoAlpha_14:I’m confused, what does nick nurse complain and blame a loss on after tonight?

我在好奇纳斯今晚会抱怨什么捏?




Cleanupdisc:Nets down 0-2 , Sixers up 3-0. Who won the trade again?

他网0比2了,而你费3比0了。这笔交易到底谁赢了鸭?


Wolfoflone:Nets just announced Simmons will be eligible to return for Game 8.

篮网刚刚宣布西蒙斯将在系列赛第八场回归。





Browwnairbrowwneyes:could we also give credit to harden for keeping the game close?!

我登哥能不能分点赞誉?是他在扛着球队迫近比分!


215-315:I hate saying this shit bc it reminds me of how I used to defend Ben, but Harden brings so much intangible shit to this team that doesn’t show up in the box score. The way he controls the tempo is game changing. He does a great job of leading the team. Got us buckets exactly when we needed it & didn’t let the game get out of hand after Embiid’s bad first half. Made it a priority to get Embiid going after his shit first half & he never looked back.

We don’t win this game without Harden

我其实一般不愿说这些话,因为这会让我想起过去维护西蒙斯的日子。但是我必须要说,哈登给这支球队带来了太多无形的资产,这些无法在记分牌上体现。他控制着比赛节奏,改变了比赛局势。他巨大的领导力引领者这支队伍。在我们陷入危局时,他挺身而出拿到关键分数,以至于在大帝上半场打得无比稀烂的情况下我们都没有挖太大的坑。他一直鼓励大帝让他兴奋起来,并且最终赢下比赛。

请记住,没有哈登,我们这场赢不了。


azx568387508:Let’s not forget about Harden kept us in the game during first half.

让我们不要忘记登哥上半场是怎么拖着我们负重前行的。


--EaglesPvM:Up until the moment he fouled out he was our best player imo

直到被罚出场的那一刻,登哥都是我们场上最好的球员。


----GarfieldFromGarfield:harden kept us on track the whole game, most of what he brought is invisible on the stat sheet tonight

登哥一己之力把我们拉回正轨,他今晚所做的大部分事情都是在技术统计表上看不到的。


js14125: james harden is really hard today. fuck refs

登哥今天是真的硬,裁判抢戏。





Bajecco:They took Embiid's block away with a terrible call. Then Harris gets mauled on that OREB....no call. A couple of awful foul calls on Harden. It's a minor miracle they pulled this off. Now, close these whining, hacking assholes out.

大帝绝世好帽被吹成犯规,拖把抢个前场板被一顿围殴也没哨,更别说那些吹在登哥身上的离谱哨子。这都能赢简直是奇迹。所以黑子们闭嘴吧,别来我费区串了。


Gunningham:Let’s shut it down on Saturday. Their heart is broken, time to rip it out.

让我们在周六结束这一轮吧,他们的心已经碎了,是时候撕烂它了。


RylanKura:I'm so relieved. Everything went wrong and we still won. This is the year

如释重负。所有的环节都出错了,然而我们还是能赢。就是今年了。


Schoolairplane:We the North LOL

我们才是北境之王。





JoJoisMyPrince:Giannis has 18 FTA r/nba won’t say a thing about it

字母今天18个罚球,但是湿乎乎一个屁都没有。


--BlaqOptic: Wreckless defense on DeRozan there too. Won't hear a word.

德罗赞打他一打一个准,也没见有人提一个字。


SendNubes__:Your move, Jokic.

约基奇,该你了。




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花絮:Cumbayacumbaya:1300 in a post game thread is crazy lmao赛后评论1300多条你们也真够疯狂的哈哈哈。(译者注: 所以你们这个嫌我短那个嫌我慢的,良心搬运工好伐,加量不加价,还不点赞!🐶)

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