【JR之声】灰熊春潮:无莫熊大胜对手,网友调侃追梦“冠军级别篮球”新公式
注:灰熊春潮,作为JRS之声GnG灰熊部分,会不定期抽选部分好玩有趣的国外网友讨论和回帖,分享给大家一起娱乐。由于取材自网友和国外灰熊相关社交媒体,因此会有一定的主队倾向。
先来一波梗图:
当JJJ兑现他的全部潜能时的社会
高光时刻:小贾伦杰克逊在乔丹普尔头顶上扔进了一个大号3分,让灰熊领先了47分。。。
Jaren Jackson Jr. makes a very deep three over Jordan Poole to put the Grizzlies up by 47
They just keep taking the ball away from the Warriors and hitting threes, this is some shit you do to your little cousins on the 7 foot hoop
--Not even taking the ball, Warriors literally just gave it to the Grizzlies for most of the 2nd half
I couldn't watch more than 10mins of it because it was so bad. There was a sequence where Draymond basically had a full meltdown for about a minute and gave up a 0-7 run to the Grizzlies basically completely by himself
--Idk if you saw the first half but it was pretty much the same thing lol. Throwing it 10 feet past someone on a break, stepping out of bounds on threes, multiple obvious offensive fouls.
说真的,他们就像我小时候欺负我表弟一样,就是不停的把球从他手里抢走然后在他头顶上投三分
——讲道理,他们甚至不用抢,勇士下半场根本就是不停的把球往灰熊手里送。
——我甚至连10分钟都坚持不了,被打的太惨了啊。有那么一分钟的时间,追梦感觉整个人都崩盘了,一个人就送给了灰熊一个0比7……
——兄弟你是不是没看上半场,也是一个屌样,反击的时候把球扔上观众席,投三分踩边线,还有无数个明显到不能再明显的进攻犯规
This is only the 6th time in NBA history a playoff game had a 50 point deficit
--How many of those was the team in favor missing their best player?
--Are we sure Ja is definitively better than Bane?
--At what point is Memphis better without Ja not a meme anymore lol
--U miss spelled Tyrus Jones
--So did you but imma allow it lmao
女士们先生们,75年了,整整75年这只是NBA历史上第六次在季后赛中出现50+的比分差距(注:本场比赛最大分差为55分)
——有几支这样输到不要脸的球队是在对面还礼让了他们最好的球员的情况下做到的?
——我们确定莫兰特比贝恩更好吗?
——TMD,无莫熊似乎看起来真的像那么回事儿了。
——你甚至都没有提一句我泰罗斯-琼斯
——你个假球迷,泰厄斯-琼斯都打错了,但是我原谅你了,琼斯牛逼!
I'm not a Warriors fan and even I'm shook 💀 They're really down 50 in a playoff game damn
--This is what championship level basketball looks like
--This ain’t the Timberwolves
--Whoop that trick - steph
--shits hilarious.
cocky asses got punched in the mouth for once, and this gotta be even more demoralizing seeing as how The Grizzlies’ best player isn’t even playing right?? atleast following Draymond’s logic
Whoop that trick
--"Trick fighting back"
我不是勇士的粉丝,但是我真的被惊呆了,什么样的球队会允许自己在季后赛的比赛中落后50分……
——知道什么是“总冠军级别的篮球”了吧**(格林新公式:“我们不是森林狼队,我们是冠军级别的球队”)
——哈哈哈,他们确实不是森林狼,还不如森林狼呢
——库里:whoop that trick(库里赛前引用灰熊主场球迷口号,说要揍死灰熊)
——哈哈哈哈哈哈哈,戳中了我的笑点
这帮自大的混蛋被pia pia打脸,而且套用他们自己的逻辑,《对方最好的球员甚至没打》,这是不是看起来更让他们无地自容了。
“我要狠狠的鞭挞他们”
——“糟糕,我竟然是黄盖?”
They all went to eat some bbq before the game. That’s the only logical explanation for this.
--Or maybe some of that famous Gus’s Fried Chicken instead!
Either way…heavy food…
--I aint lived in Memphis for 6 years and I will never stop missing that chicken
--Grizz have 22 more FGA right now and 18 more FTA lmao
--20 turnovers to 4, 3 offensive boards to 17 lmaooo
--that's 30 extra possessions lol i dont think ive seen anything like that, especially in a playoff game.
--Championship DNA😍
这场比赛唯一合理的解释就是,他们赛前一起去吃烤肉吃撑了。。。。
——可能是孟菲斯那个贼好吃的Gus’s炸鸡
——反正就是吃撑了
——你说这个Gus’s 炸鸡我可真不困了,我已经离开孟菲斯6年了,这炸鸡一直在我脑子里
——这是真的数据吗,灰熊现在比勇士多投了22次蓝,多罚了18个球
——失误20对4,进攻篮板3对17.。。。。。非常恐怖兄弟
——这差不多是多了30个进攻回合???我是真没见过这种比赛,还TM是季后赛。。。。
——冠军基因警告😍!
The turnovers stats were hilarious in the 1st half
I think the Warriors turned it over like almost 20 times and gave up 20+ points just from turnovers to the Grizzlies
The grizz are a great team with or without ja. I mean it’s kinda that simple. I don’t think this defines the warriors tho. They’re playing horrible, it’s that simple.
Warriors doing their best to take the heat off Smart and the C's for the most embarrassing loss of the night
--I know a team got beat by 70 this year but prob worst L of the year considering all the shit the Warriors were talking right before this game
--And that 70 point loss was to which team? The Ja-less Memphis Grizzlies lol
--Not saying 70 points isn’t a ridiculous loss but that was the tanking thunder, not a championship contender in the playoffs so honestly I agree
Draymond was running his mouth the other night about the Warriors playing “championship level basketball.” Tonight they looked like a middle school team
--This ain't the Timberwolves.
上半场的失误数据属实搞笑。
——我没具体算,但是我估摸着勇士得失误了20次以上,光失误送给灰熊的分数就有20多分。
——有没有莫兰特灰熊都很棒,但是我觉得这一场也代表不了勇士,这真是灾难级的发挥
——在今天最烂的评比中,勇士全队拼尽全力了,决不能让斯玛特抢了我们的风头,我们才是TMD最烂的!
——我知道今年有球队输了70+,但是考虑到这是季后赛,还有勇士队员赛前喷的那些垃圾话,这真的是今年最被打脸的失利了
——友情提示,那个输了70多分的球队也是输给了无莫熊
——我不是说70+的输球是毛毛雨,但那毕竟是摆烂的雷霆而不是正在季后赛中竞争总冠军的勇士。正如新的格林公式所说:“勇士打的是总冠军级别的篮球。”今天晚上他们确实在竞争中学的“校长杯”总冠军
Grizzlies got me on my knees in Walmart rn
--I just saw a dude on his knees at Walmart watching the game on his phone
You guys know what happens when they hit 50?
They'll break the code
--Lol everything the warriors say is going to end up being a meme
Lmao Warriors gave up in the second quarter.
They just can't miss tonight what the fuck
--not even. shooting 50%. they just have like 50% more shots than the warriors
--Jenkins finally realized JJJ+Adams combo is straight killer, JJJ doesn't even foul that much anymore
比赛的时候我在沃尔玛逛超市,真让灰熊给我打跪了,灰熊牛逼!
--我刚刚逛沃尔玛的时候看见一个大兄弟拿着手机跪在那看球,原来是你啊!
兄弟你知道灰熊干了对手50分意味着什么嘛?意味着他们“越界”了😂
--哈哈哈,我让你笑死了,我觉得勇士这帮人说的这些话都会被你们玩梗玩上好一阵子。
勇士第二节就放弃了。
--灰熊今天一个球也没投丢吧,什么鬼
--其实命中率也就50%吧,看起来那么准是因为他们比勇士多投了一倍的球!
--金丝儿终于意识到了山鸡和亚当斯一起上场的时候的杀伤力了,小贾伦今天甚至都没什么犯规了
Dear Warriors,
Thanks for making us look better in comparison.
Signed, Celtics fans.
--And Wolves fans.
Championship DNA(森林狼球迷)
--Maybe they are the Timberwolves after all(森林狼球迷)
亲爱的勇士:
我说谢谢你,因为有你,我们今天看起来没那么烂
此致,敬礼
--凯尔特人球迷
--加一个,不太会敬,我是森林狼球迷
--(森林狼球迷):什么是冠军级别的篮球啊
---(森琳琅球迷):其实可能他们也都是森林狼
无莫熊的球队合照,拿走不谢
这比赛不公平,他们上了超级英雄!
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