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ON：利物浦 0-1 皇马

[–]【拜仁】IMiizo 937 points 18 hours ago*

Lmao Toni Kroos ragequit as he got interviewed by german tv

笑死，克罗斯接受德国电视记者采访时直接黑脸走人了

[–]【多特蒙德】GermanyWillWinWC2022 120 points 18 hours ago

What was he asked lol i didnt catch it

没注意这段，记者问他啥了？

[–]【尤文图斯】randomguy7658 381 points 18 hours ago

From what I've read the interviewer asked him something about Liverpool being the dominant team and why was Real so afraid. Extremely dumb questions

我看的报道是这么说的，那个记者问克罗斯，利物浦才是统治了比赛的球队，为什么皇马表现得如此怯懦。没有十年脑血栓问不出这种问题。

[–]【门兴格拉德巴赫】Otzenzerstoerer 200 points 16 hours ago

Boomer interviewer

这些记者总想搞个大新闻

[–]【阿森纳】Mario_Maker_Rookie 3474 points 16 hours ago

Everton letting Ancelotti go to Real Madrid to ensure Liverpool didn’t bag another UCL. Calculated.

埃弗顿放安切洛蒂去皇马，确保利物浦不会又拿一次欧冠冠军。算无遗策。

[–]【索马里】abibyama 376 points 16 hours ago

They’re playing 5D football manager

他糖这玩的是5D版足球经理吧

[–]【反利物浦】RyanGUK 402 points 16 hours ago

Yes we let him go, I like this take. :)

没错，就是我们让他去的，一本满足了:)

[–]【阿森纳】Idontlikethisstuff 1478 points 16 hours ago

Courtois was unbelievable. What a performance on the biggest stage in club football.

库尔图瓦真是昂比利沃尔啵。俱乐部最高级别赛事中能有此等表现，唯有膜拜。

[–]【中北美及加勒比足联】Zloggt 384 points 16 hours ago

I don’t even remember the last time a goalie did this great in the Final!

上一次有门将在决赛中大放异彩是啥时候的事儿啊？我完全没印象了

[–]Sildante09 252 points 16 hours ago

Casillas against Leverkusen in 2002 probably

大概要追溯到2002年卡西利亚斯对阵勒沃库森

[–]【斯普利特海杜克】GeneRakitic 1326 points 16 hours ago

Every Croatian's only talking point is still alive

克罗地亚人民唯一的谈资总算延续下来了

[–]【热刺】CromulentBlumpkins 336 points 16 hours ago

Helluva talking point, that

焦点话题了属于是

[–]【哥伦布机员】Happy_the_Camper 166 points 16 hours ago

And damn it if he hasn’t aged all decade

而且他这十年就跟完全没涨岁数一样，乖乖

[–]【埃弗顿】Cargeek3 66 points 15 hours ago

Luka “I’ve been 50 since I was 25” Modric

卢卡-25岁开始吃50岁的饭-莫德里奇

[–]titooo7 123 points 16 hours ago

PSG and City are about to sign 7 Croatian players

大巴黎和曼城学着点，想拿欧冠的话赶紧买7个克罗地亚球员

[–]【谢周三】ninjapenguin12 3478 points 16 hours ago

Courtois, that was one of best keeper displays ive ever seen. Man just did a highlight reel in a fucking CL Final

Forget the MOTM and just give him the keys to Madrid and a statue

库尔图瓦今晚的表现，是我见过的最佳门将表现之一。他居然在特喵的欧冠决赛搞了一期个人集锦。

[–]【圣路易斯FC】Doyouevensam 981 points 16 hours ago

He literally could not have played better. Unreal performance

简直无可挑剔。逆天的表现。

[–]EnergetikNA 470 points 16 hours ago

Courtois is genuinely absurd

And I'm terrified of the fact that Real will likely have Tchouameni, Camavinga, and Fede as their midfield 3 in the future.

库尔图瓦真是天神下凡

一想到皇马未来的中场很可能是琼阿梅尼、卡马文加和巴尔韦德，我就不由得想去换条裤子。

[–]【阿森纳】CosmicDrifterDK 209 points 16 hours ago

In the future being in a few months, sure

你说的未来，应该没几个月就到了

[–]【莱斯特城】master_scale_tipper 309 points 16 hours ago

Bold of you to assume that Casemiro - Kroos - Modric won’t be starting for ten more years

你竟敢假定卡塞米罗-克罗斯-莫德里奇没法再首发个十几年

[–]【曼联】Clark-Kent 1685 points 16 hours ago

Madrid are fuckin untouchable in Europe. What the fuck is that pedigree

皇马在欧洲足坛的地位根本无可动摇。什么是世界级豪门啊

[–]【AC米兰】omgcefn 674 points 16 hours ago

2x our trophies...

欧冠数是我毛的两倍

[–]【伊朗】2sinkz 274 points 16 hours ago

Having more than the next two most successful teams combined is insane

欧冠冠军排行榜第二名和第三名的球队，奖杯数加一块也比不上皇马，就离谱

[–]【拉齐奥】DinoWith500Teeth 415 points 16 hours ago

This is Real Madrid's Cup.

Everybody else just borrows it.

这就是皇家马德里杯。

其他球队不过是偶尔借去玩玩而已。

[–]【英格兰】PureDarkness93 992 points 16 hours ago

The Champions League is a simple competition. Twenty-two men chase a ball for 80 games and at the end, Real Madrid always win.

欧洲冠军联赛是一项简单的赛事。22名男子历经80场比赛追逐一颗皮球，到最后总是由皇马胜出。

ON：皇马获得2021-2022赛季欧冠联赛冠军

[–]【切尔西】generalofhel 1885 points 19 hours ago

Courtois just refusing to lose dear lord what a performance

库尔图瓦可谓一夫当关万夫莫开

[–]【利物浦】SeekerSpock32 222 points 14 hours ago

The longer the game went on, the more impressed I was with him. As soon as Real scored I was pretty sure we wouldn’t be able to come back because Courtois was just that good.

比赛越深入，我越是佩服他。当皇马进球的时候，我便笃定咱们扳不回来了，因为库尔图瓦就是有那么出色。

[–]【诺丁汉森林】Coolica1 5339 points 19 hours ago

What was Ancelotti thinking leaving Everton for Real Madrid?

是什么让安切洛蒂决定离开埃弗顿改投皇马？

[–]Baggzio 2658 points 18 hours ago

Clearly this was the plan all along, Carlo knew the only way to stop Liverpool’s insufferable fans was to stop it himself. Genius of an Evertonian.

很显然这是早就计划好的，安胖清楚，要遏制利物浦这帮讨人厌的球迷，唯一的办法就是他亲自动手。天才般的埃弗顿人。

[–]【曼联】OuchYouPokedMyHeart 752 points 18 hours ago

Liverpool winning the Champions League? No I don't want that, I don't want them to win, 10 years at least

利物浦捧得欧冠？不，我可不想这种事发生，最起码10年里别来这一出

[–]【埃弗顿】Robbo_100 426 points 18 hours ago

Agent Carlo 1 - 0 Agent Rafa.

安切洛蒂特工 1-0 贝尼特斯特工。

[–]【曼联】ApolloX-2 2110 points 16 hours ago

Madrid might as well start leasing the trophy to UEFA lol

这边建议皇马拓展一下把欧冠奖杯租给欧足联的业务哦

[–]aridivici 606 points 15 hours ago

Champions League: Completed it,mate.

That's why Flo is hell bent on starting the Super League. Too Easy.

欧冠：已通关。

难怪弗洛伦蒂诺这么急着想要启动欧洲超级联赛。欧冠太简单了。

[–]Rooonaldooo99 7246 points 16 hours ago

Courtois was huge today with this saves. MOTM, maybe even for the entire season, honestly.

库尔图瓦今天这些扑救真心厉害。不愧全场最佳，把赛季最佳颁给他也不为过。

[–]【曼联】FifaDK 1744 points 16 hours ago

Breaking records. Just insane game from him and tournament overall

破纪录的表现。不光本场比赛状态爆棚，这一整个赛季的欧冠都是爆棚状态。

[–]【反利物浦】PoppinKREAM 1128 points 16 hours ago

Can't forget about Benzema either. Had a sensational Champions League campaign

别忘了本泽马。他在本季欧冠同样也是光彩夺目。

[–]【曼联】FifaDK 515 points 16 hours ago

If France win the WC that's the Ballon d'Or sorted, surely?

如果法国赢下世界杯的话，那金球奖铁定给他了吧？

[–]Psychomantis200 1017 points 16 hours ago

It's now seasonal not calendar year. It's pretty secured for him.

现在是按赛季表现评选而不是按自然年表现了。本泽马拿金球奖没跑儿。

[–]【皇马】enilix 4542 points 16 hours ago

This team lost to Sheriff Tiraspol this very season btw

顺便说一句，同样是这支球队，本赛季输给过谢里夫。

[–]【奥达克斯】energy_0 1417 points 16 hours ago

At home too

而且还是主场

[–]【阿森纳】Reduttt 1020 points 16 hours ago

You forget but Real Madrid was at the risk of not making the knockouts at one point

别忘了，皇马曾经一度站在小组赛出局的悬崖边上

[–]【巴萨】Reddit_is_therapy 1127 points 16 hours ago

Their whole CL campaign was an almost out... Until it wasn't. Elite mentality

他们整季欧冠下来就是在出局的边缘疯狂试探……直到没局可出。这心态也是没谁了

[–]Dzhekelow 972 points 16 hours ago

SMH UEFA delaying the start so Real can get their late game form a bit earlier in the game.

瞧瞧欧足联干的好事，决赛延迟开球，结果皇马本来慢热的状态提早出现了。

[–]【阿森纳】tembell 3437 points 16 hours ago

They beat the 3 best teams in England and whatever PSG is. Worthy winners

他们接连击败了英格兰最强的三支球队，至于大巴黎牛不牛咱另说。含金量十足的冠军。

[–]【皇马】Bigballerbooks 671 points 15 hours ago

Smartest Arsenal fan

枪迷的眼光是雪亮的

[–]【尤文图斯】Aru10 2442 points 16 hours ago

Carlo won this in the most Italian way

Absolute GOAT

安帅以最为意大利的方式赢下了冠军

绝对的史上最佳

[–]【AC米兰】Shinkopeshon 1637 points 16 hours ago

And he stopped Liverpool from overtaking Milan's CL wins too, eterno cuore rossonero

而且他还力阻红军的欧冠数超越米兰的欧冠数，一辈子的罗森内里

[–]【AC米兰】xinxy 701 points 16 hours ago

On the other hand, he also made sure Madrid has double the number of titles Milan has so...

Win some, lose some, I guess. :D

然而从另一方面来说，他也让皇马的欧冠数变成了米兰欧冠数的两倍，所以嘛……

有得必有失:D

[–]【曼联】LevynX 609 points 16 hours ago

You get used to Real winning, you can't get used to Liverpool being "joint second most successful team in CL"

你们习惯了皇马拿欧冠，但你们可没法习惯利物浦跟你们并列为“欧冠第二成功球队”

[–]【阿森纳】laky68 5258 points 16 hours ago

Liverpool have played 3 finals this year and haven't scored in any of them

利物浦今年踢了三场决赛，然而一个球都没进

[–]【利物浦】OnePieceAce 3636 points 16 hours ago

Madrid have now won 14 of their 17 European Cup finals. Congrats they're just demons

皇马17次打进欧战决赛14次捧杯。谨致祝贺，他们根本就是怪物啊

[–]【菲律宾】Imbasauce 979 points 16 hours ago

PSG - Chelsea - Man City - Liverpool

WHAT A RUN!

大巴黎-切尔西-曼城-利物浦

这夺冠之路厉害了！

[–]RockstarAssassin 754 points 16 hours ago

1-2-3 in EPL and 1 in Uber Eats league

分别是英超冠亚季军，以及优步外卖联赛冠军

（译注：优步外卖系法甲联赛冠名赞助商）

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