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JRs之声是从外国各大论坛的NBA板块中，选取今日热门讨论话题，并翻译外国网友们的神评论，整理成文分享给国内球迷们。

Highlight：Ben Simmons' brick hits Kyrie's face.

高光时刻：本-西蒙斯打铁，精准命中欧文的脑袋

Eclipse_ID

It’s the preseason and I’ve already found my favorite clip of the season lmfao

这才刚打季前赛呢，我就已经预定好本赛季的最佳视频了

redrum234

Fr lol Ben reaction was amazing 😝 Kyrie definitely will talk shit about him in his diary

本西这反应...太搞了😝

欧文即将要在《神仙日记》中狠批西蒙斯了

LukeNukem63

Dearest Diary,

On the eve of a preseason bout, I was struck on my Zygomatic bone. As it often does, this has led me to ponder reality and my central role as an enlightened shepherd to the masses. Has God forsaken me? Why else would he burden me with such intellect? In these trying times I must remember that I play this game for all of the people in the world that are suffering from hunger, abuse, war, and vaccine mandates. There but for the grace of God, go I.

Ps. Ben Simmons is a bitch and I'm gonna get his ass traded

亲爱的日记：

在季前赛前夕，我的颧骨被击中。

像往常一样，这件事让我开始思考现实，我承担愚民开导者这一至关重要的角色真的错了吗？

上帝抛弃了我吗？不然他为什么要让我遭受这样的痛苦？

在这些艰难的时刻，我还是要牢牢记住，我正在为世界上所有被饥饿、虐待、战祸和强制接种疫苗所迫害的人们而战。

附：本-西蒙斯是个碧池，我要把这个笨b交易掉

NotAProfessorFr

I can't wait to watch this team lmao.

我迫不及待想看篮网新赛季能打成什么样了。

hawkman_jr

Greatest Show on Flat Earth

这是扁平地球上最伟大的表演

HurriKaneBales

Hilarious watching a 6’11” guy trying to make himself smaller.

一个6尺11寸的家伙正努力把自己变小，太搞笑了。

Walnuto

Reminds me of the video of Tristan Thompson trying not get recognized in a club by having his hoodie up, when he's the only 6'10 guy in the room.

让我想起了特里斯坦-汤普森的那段视频，当时他是酒吧中唯一身高6尺10寸的人，他试图通过连帽衫隐匿自己，让自己不被认出来。

iksnet

“I put that brick in yo face, now what you gon do with it?”

“我把球砸到你脸上了，现在你会对我怎么做？”

DivineCapybara

meme potential

有成为名梗的潜力

OklaJosha

来了老弟

mah0ne

indeed

确实

CptJazzyDragonLor

Its not great but

水平不高，见笑了

bobbydigital_ftw

"Despite being anti-vax, Kyrie Irving takes shot from Ben Simmons"

“尽管对疫苗如此抵触，但凯里-欧文还是被西蒙斯狠狠打了一针”

Hostik

Honestly, this is one of the biggest violations of HUMAN RIGHTS in history by Ben Simmons

老实说，这是人类历史上最大的侵犯人权行为之一，本-西蒙斯干的好事

likwitsnake

What if this resets Kyrie to being a normal human being? Simmons redemption arc.

要是这一砸真让凯里变回正常人了呢？西蒙斯的史诗级救赎。

Darth_Lousy

He got bonked by a coconut and remembered all his elementary school science.

欧文被椰子狠狠地砸了一下头，然后终于想起了他学过的那些小学科学。

LengthyNIPPLE

Ben Simmons' bricks are getting more dangerous

本西打铁的危害真的越来越大了

Xtremefluff

That Mona Lisa guilty face

蒙娜丽莎的内疚脸

（注：本-西蒙斯在外国的外号为“蒙娜丽莎”，因为他跟蒙娜丽莎长得太像了）