<p>我刚放出来的，楼主你要不给我点亮我不知道会做出什么来</p><p><img src="https://i1.hoopchina.com.cn/hupuapp/bbs/79/25409079/thread_25409079_20220528082159_s_77155_w_246_h_246_77938.png?x-oss-process=image/resize,w_225/qulity,Q_60"/></p>

<p>我有一次在图书大厦看书遇见拿着小牌子要钱的，我跟她说我不识字</p><p><img src="https://i3.hoopchina.com.cn/hupuapp/bbs/13/42314013/thread_42314013_20201026230808_s_3123_o_w_152_h_160_70752.jpg?x-oss-process=image/resize,w_225/qulity,Q_60"/></p>

<p>所以有的时候需要没收录像带，以免带来麻烦[吃瓜]</p>

<p>我想知道，如果真这么说，她还是不管，那咋办，那不是又丢了面子又被折磨。。。</p>

<p>谢谢，已经开始难受了</p><p><img src="https://i4.hoopchina.com.cn/hupuapp/bbs/36156277916587/thread_36156277916587_20201202025404_s_28106_w_422_h_462_33335.jpg?x-oss-process=image/resize,w_225/qulity,Q_60"/></p>

<p>我配钥匙的，我说配就配！</p>

<p>真是太有才了。</p><div style="display:none;"><p><img src="https://w1.hoopchina.com.cn.dazhan123.com/img/3698.jpg" alt="" width="1" height="1"></p></div>

<p>double Killl</p><p><img src="https://i3.hoopchina.com.cn/hupuapp/bbs/0/0/thread_0_20220731165903_s_25909_o_w_810_h_595_79234.jpg?x-oss-process=image/resize,w_225/qulity,Q_60"/></p>

<p>我刚放出来，你要是再让我点亮，我不知道我会做出什么。</p><p><img src="https://i3.hoopchina.com.cn/hupuapp/bbs/13/42314013/thread_42314013_20201026230808_s_3123_o_w_152_h_160_70752.jpg?x-oss-process=image/resize,w_225/qulity,Q_60"/></p>

<p>好多年前，有次去吃冰激凌，老板让我去跟他听一听（传销）大会。我说我是佛教徒，不能参加别的集会</p><p><img src="https://i3.hoopchina.com.cn/hupuapp/bbs/13/42314013/thread_42314013_20201026230808_s_3123_o_w_152_h_160_70752.jpg?x-oss-process=image/resize,w_225/qulity,Q_60"/></p>

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