曹丕的岳父不讲话——甄姬爸无语

光屁股拉磨，后半句到底是啥？怎么有两种？

秦始皇挨着陈睿坐，郑爽吃花椒

麻了个bee真不错，中西结合疗效好

屁股朝天那个是啥意思<img src="https://i1.hoopchina.com.cn/hupuapp/bbs/387/51786387/thread_51786387_20210205225450_s_6404_w_160_h_124_40267.png"/>

鼻子里插葱<img src="https://i1.hoopchina.com.cn/hupuapp/bbs/79/25409079/thread_25409079_20220528082159_s_77155_w_246_h_246_77938.png?x-oss-process=image/resize,w_225/qulity,Q_60"/>

牛<img src="https://i3.hoopchina.com.cn/hupuapp/bbs/0/0/thread_0_20220731165903_s_25909_o_w_810_h_595_79234.jpg"/>

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光屁股过马路——丢人又现眼<img src="https://i1.hoopchina.com.cn/newsPost/rc-upload-1672239102572-18/1672239276072-bd582ba5.png?x-oss-process=image/resize,w_225/qulity,Q_60"/>

看完第一个，我就被深深吸引 看完了

掰着屁股上树，自己抬自己

该说不说啊，为什么在外面看到的是这样<img src="https://i2.hoopchina.com.cn/hupuapp/bbs/0/0/thread_0_20230116212255_s_185273_o_w_1080_h_1058_56344.jpg"/><img src="https://i4.hoopchina.com.cn/hupuapp/bbs/0/0/thread_0_20230107072646_s_56113_o_w_316_h_331_16568.jpg?x-oss-process=image/resize,w_225/qulity,Q_60"/>

曹丕的老婆进菜园——甄姬拔菜

码一个<div><center class="hupu-img" data-origin="https://i4.hoopchina.com.cn/hupuapp/bbs/151/98052151/thread_98052151_20230116200002_s_693290_o_w_1080_h_3028_18359.jpg?x-oss-process=image/format,png" data_url="https://i4.hoopchina.com.cn/hupuapp/bbs/151/98052151/thread_98052151_20230116200002_s_693290_o_w_1080_h_3028_18359.jpg?x-oss-process=image/resize,w_1000/format,png" src="https://i4.hoopchina.com.cn/hupuapp/bbs/151/98052151/thread_98052151_20230116200002_s_693290_o_w_1080_h_3028_18359.jpg?x-oss-process=image/resize,w_600/format,jpg/quality,Q_60" ></center></div>

阴阳怪气歇后语

不被轻易拿捏

码一个<div class="slate-image" style="margin:0 auto"><img data-origin="https://i4.hoopchina.com.cn/hupuapp/bbs/151/98052151/thread_98052151_20230116200002_s_693290_o_w_1080_h_3028_18359.jpg" src="https://i4.hoopchina.com.cn/hupuapp/bbs/151/98052151/thread_98052151_20230116200002_s_693290_o_w_1080_h_3028_18359.jpg"></div>

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