大家中午好，除了楼主<img src="https://i3.hoopchina.com.cn/hupuapp/bbs/0/0/thread_0_20220731165903_s_25909_o_w_810_h_595_79234.jpg"/>

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本来周五挺开心的<img src="https://i5.hoopchina.com.cn/hupuapp/bbs/268/27421268/thread_27421268_20220317112134_s_101479_w_855_h_861_74144.jpg"/>

大家晚上好，除了楼主<img src="https://i10.hoopchina.com.cn/hupuapp/bbs/919/27256919/thread_27256919_20220422152951_s_7398_o_w_465_h_465_95321.png?x-oss-process=image/resize,w_225/qulity,Q_60"/>

恭b<img src="https://i3.hoopchina.com.cn/newsPost/rc-upload-1674117381595-6/1674124649549-27928673.gif"/>

真好啊，ctmd～<img src="https://i5.hoopchina.com.cn/hupuapp/bbs/268/27421268/thread_27421268_20220317112134_s_101479_w_855_h_861_74144.jpg?x-oss-process=image/resize,w_225/qulity,Q_60"/>

前两天我有个伙计也收了这种二十多个包裹，他现在愁的是对方过生日咋办啊<img src="https://i3.hoopchina.com.cn/reply/1679627136579-0ef901f2-125d-4f5f-8029-e42691fa4779.jpg" />

我也这么想的<img src="https://i3.hoopchina.com.cn/hupuapp/bbs/0/0/thread_0_20220731165903_s_25909_o_w_810_h_595_79234.jpg"/>

我虽然很喜欢你的评论。但再暴躁点就更好了了

问题不大，生日前找个茬分手就是了。生日后能哄回来最好，哄不回也白赚了几十个礼物。<img src="https://i3.hoopchina.com.cn/hupuapp/bbs/0/0/thread_0_20220731165903_s_25909_o_w_810_h_595_79234.jpg"/>

大家上午好，一起除了楼主。

用心就是，爱你的人怎么表示你都会喜欢，只有凑合过的才会去精细计算

大家上午好，要多喝奶！楼主喝的够多了……

高抛低吸，降低持股成本啊<img src="https://i3.hoopchina.com.cn/hupuapp/bbs/0/0/thread_0_20220731165903_s_25909_o_w_810_h_595_79234.jpg?x-oss-process=image/resize,w_225/qulity,Q_60"/>

你说你小红薯是不是有号？

我正健身组间休息看了眼手机 气得我直接洗澡走人<img src="https://i10.hoopchina.com.cn/hupuapp/bbs/610/70486610/thread_70486610_20201027191437_s_7741_w_199_h_185_72277.png?x-oss-process=image/resize,w_225/qulity,Q_60"/>

焯！踏🐴的，你踏🐴真该死啊，你踏🐴的，比踏马杀了我还难受，啊啊啊啊

除了本来不就是动词嘛<img src="https://i5.hoopchina.com.cn/newsPost/rc-upload-1675820196123-23/1675859274837-79ffea02.webp?x-oss-process=image/resize,w_225/qulity,Q_60"/>

给他来一句 街里统一回复 恭B滚

请你暴躁一点<img src="https://i3.hoopchina.com.cn/hupuapp/bbs/0/0/thread_0_20220731165903_s_25909_o_w_810_h_595_79234.jpg?x-oss-process=image/resize,w_225/qulity,Q_60"/>

说的很好啊，可是很多时候即使你不想着比较，但是当付出和获得差距很大的时候，那种落差感还是会让你难受的

大家中午好，干脆一起除掉楼主陈先生<img src="https://i1.hoopchina.com.cn/hupuapp/bbs/341/34825341/thread_34825341_20220216093831_s_18177_w_116_h_114_2074.png?x-oss-process=image/resize,w_225/qulity,Q_60"/>

我有个同学给她女朋友过生日一岁一个礼物后面分手了

应该除掉楼主，这样他女朋友就是广大JRS的了

楼主就算过分了点，也不用除掉他吧<img src="https://i5.hoopchina.com.cn/hupuapp/bbs/268/27421268/thread_27421268_20220317112134_s_101479_w_855_h_861_74144.jpg?x-oss-process=image/resize,w_225/qulity,Q_60"/>

先恭喜楼主那个比，然后让楼主带上女朋友滚到天涯海角

我对象当初也这么干的，等到她生日我送了辆电动车

MLGB<img src="https://i5.hoopchina.com.cn/hupuapp/bbs/268/27421268/thread_27421268_20220317112134_s_101479_w_855_h_861_74144.jpg?x-oss-process=image/resize,w_225/qulity,Q_60"/>

当你觉得付出和收获差距很大的时候，很明显对方就是没那么爱你，不用去想别的，也不用为她找理由，遇到这种人后好好爱自己就行

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完了兄弟们，我被彻底拿下了

导管室的猴

JRs觉得与女朋友同居是一种怎样的体验？

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