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译者注：嘿嘿。

The Philadelphia 76ers defeat the Brooklyn Nets with a final score of 121 to 101

【赛后】费城76人121比101战胜布鲁克林篮网，系列赛1-0

traddy91：Nets shot 56% from the floor, 45% from 3 and lost by 20. LMAO

篮网全场56%的投篮命中率，45%的三分命中率，然后输了20分。离了个大谱。

Alex_Phillips_：Two turnovers for Embiid in a game where he was doubled almost every possession is a very good sign. He’s much improved in that area.

大帝全场从头到尾都被包成肉夹馍，然而仅有两次失误。这说明作为一份合格的肉馅他现在越来越香了。

Lmpressionante：I’m just glad the “triple Embiid and leave everyone else wide open” strategy might not work against us this playoffs

有一说一，我很欣赏“三人包夹恩比德，让其他人biu biu biu”的战术，请务必保持。

Alex_Phillips_：PJ is a playoff mother fucker

季后赛的塔克原来这么骚的吗。

JLM268：PJ slander will no longer be tolerated. This kind of game is why they signed him.

以后谁再叽歪我塔爷我第一个干他。球队签他就是为了今天。

--HoelEmbellyDancer：Bro looked like prime Rodman with a three ball

这不是塔克，这是有三分的巅峰罗德曼。

Indoninjah：We traded Ben Simmons for James Harden. Ben Simmons. James Harden.

我们用西蒙斯换来了哈登。仅仅，西蒙斯，居然，白嫖到哈登。

--Damnjackiechiles：I remember the posts on this sub about questioning if y'all "gave to too much" for Harden before the trade LOL

我始终记得交易前，这个区的一堆帖子质疑为了哈登我们“是不是给太多了”。笑死。

BlackWolf_Studio：This game clearly shows that the Harden-Simmons trade was one of the best decisions made by this organization in recent years.

今天的比赛终于为管理层正名了，哈登——西蒙斯的交易是近年来这个昏庸管理层做出的最棒决策之一。

--LisaLoebSlaps：I wouldn't be surprised if Ben is hanging out at Coachella right now

你就算告诉我现在本西在Coachella音乐节度假我也毫不惊讶。

Lengune：Morey is a god

莫雷是汪汪界的神。

Allclasszero：I've seen enough, build around Paul Reed

经组织反复考察验证，同意围绕保罗·里德同志建队。

Piecrusttheprocess：THANK YOU FANS! That BBALL Paul BBALL Paul chant brought a tear to my eye

感谢现场球迷！爱死你们了！必爆炮必爆炮喊得我老泪纵横！

mdisanto86：We all joked about Playoff PJ, but he’s real!

原来我们一直调侃的“季后赛塔克”居然是真的啊！

--HartHurtsJoel：Who was joking???

瞎说，谁在调侃啊，俺们是认真的！

of_mice_and_meh：So, do you all understand why we got PJ now?

所以，你们到底明白没有我们为什么要签下塔克了吗？

Rustypig：P.J. 5 steals 5 Offensive boards, we got him for the playoffs and so far I'm impressed, he was everywhere.

塔爷5抢断5前板，季后塔的存在感简直爆棚，无处不在无所不能。

SeanSungASong：Get Harden a ring

火箭球迷表示请给登哥一枚戒指。

chem_daddy：Harden with 0 Free Throws. I remember when everyone would bitch about how he got calls and would get all his points on FTs lol

登哥全场0罚球。那些天天黑登哥得分全靠罚球的小黑子们呢？出来遛遛鸡脚啊！

Tokeallday:Lord please let this version of Tobias show up for the rest of the playoffs. I might be overly optimistic, but if we get that with the Harden we saw tonight, we really got a stew goin.

求佛祖保佑剩下的比赛里我哈大哥继续保持今天这个水平。我可能是飘了，但我真觉得要是我们一直有这个版本的哈大和登哥，今年真的有戏。

RichieD79：If Tobi is dropping 20PPG in the playoffs, we are gonna be a TOUGH team to beat.

如果拖把季后赛能场均20分，除了冠军奖杯谁都砸不动我们。

Runescaper4good：

This was a pick your poison game

Either play 1v1 and get killed by Embiid

Or double Embiid and risk our shooters making their shots, which they did tonight

来来来诸位，小摊开张咯！本店招牌主打两杯毒药~

招牌一：1对1让大帝虐杀

招牌二：包夹大帝让我们的投手射杀

客官，您喜欢哪种套餐呀？

Robbobrobcovington：I knew harden was holding out till playoffs he did shit today offensively he hasn't all season

我就知道，登哥常规赛就特喵在装死，季后赛一来就不装了，火力全开啊靠。

Spiffytuesday：never thought i’d have to say this, but let’s go trae young lol

我从来没想到有一天我会说出这种话，但是吹杨冲啊！

--NorthCoastToast：Hawks just scored 19 points in the first quarter. The only place Trae Young is going is home.

老鹰首节只得了19分，看来吹杨唯一能冲到的地方就是自己家了。

I_am_Burt_Macklin：All the stuff during the regular season doesn’t matter now because playoff PJ is TENACIOUS

常规赛的塔不射：三天打鱼两天晒网

季后赛的塔启强：风浪越大鱼儿越贵

Patient_Jicama_4217：I have been saying all season that we got Tucker for the playoffs..

Great performance from him

我都说了一整个赛季了，我们要塔克是为了季后赛……

现在服了没？

--m_squared219：He did all the things the Sixers never did in the playoffs. Tipping loose balls to teammates, hard-nosed offensive rebounds, taking charges. If he keeps that up he's with his contract.

塔爷做的事情是你费之前从未在季后赛做过的：用命去抢球权，用命去抢篮板，用命去造进攻犯规。他要是命长点这份合同就值大发了。

PensiveinNJ：Man, I thought the gen pop r/nba's hatred for Embiid had calmed down a bit but they were out in force today. It's just bizarre.

Oh well Nets just can't hang with us. Let's clean this up in 4 and rest up.

我以为湿乎乎对恩比德的恶意一度平息了……看来我还是太天真了。

不管怎样，篮网确实匹配不上我们，让我们四场解决战斗然后好好休整。

Secretlypooping：Wow is that Arthur? Joel is usually very private with him/his family.

Man is feeling himself.

哇哦，那就是亚瑟王子吗？一般日子里大帝可不让咱见到这宝贝儿诶。

长得和大帝真像啊。

NewportStork：Embiid and his son are so CUTE bro!!!

大帝和皇子！！！也太可爱了吧！！！

RiddimMonster：Can we make 😤the official James Harden emoji of the playoffs? Big old troll to both Ben Simmons and the Nets as a whole. 7 3pts, Ben can’t even count to 6…

一人血书把😤这个表情设为詹姆斯·哈登的季后赛专属emoji。这对本西和篮网队也太有杀伤力了！那可是7记三分啊，小学生本西甚至都数不到6……

DELCO-PHILLY-BOY：One game in and Jacque Vaughn is already playing his Nick Nurse card of whining about the refs through the media in order to win some fifty-fifty calls. This series is over.

这才一场比赛，沃恩就已经被迫打出“纳斯式抱怨”这张底牌来试图获得一些五五开的哨子，这说明系列赛已经结束了。

（译者注：赛后沃恩抱怨恩比德的走步和防守三秒裁判不吹，上赛季猛龙队主教练纳斯也做过同样抱怨的事）

saaaaad_panda：Lmao the nets postgame thread has a sticky to report anyone for brigading. On game one hahahaha

笑死我了，隔壁网区的赛后热线有个集中帖，用来举报有人喷球队。这刚第一场啊哈哈哈。

azx568387508：Spencer the Lob

斯宾塞·空接之神·丁威迪

--grilledcheesy11：Looking like me out there

换我我也行。

Unique-Warning7798：Nets try to make a good lob to Claxton challenge (IMPOSSIBLE). They should all learn from The Beard.

篮网试图逼迫赵四挑战自己的天空极限。空接这玩意儿还是多学学大胡子吧。

--Skywalkerkid9：Yeah imagine if they had a passer like Harden on the team, would be crazy

真事儿，篮网要是有个像哈登一样的传球手就直接起飞了。

----CleanMachine2：We do have a crazy passer on the team. He’s 6’10 and used to be on your team 😭

咋说呢，我们确实有这样一个传球手。他身高2米08，而且和你费还有点渊源呢！😭

------FragileCilantro：Lmao I actually forgot he was on the Nets

哈哈哈你不说我都忘了你网还有这么号人。

------ExpressSeesaw：I thought he was talking about Drummond for a sec 💀

我思索了一秒钟，以为他说的是庄神。💀

LukaDoncicfuturegoat：That’s why I would never forgive Nets fans for trashing Harden. Maybe the worst version of Harden might be more valuable than prime Simmons in post-season solely because of his playmaking ability.

（东契奇球迷）这就是为什么我永远无法原谅那些诋毁登哥的篮网二五仔。就算是最差版本的登哥也比巅峰西蒙斯更有价值，单拎组织能力就够了。

--HarukiMuracummy：Harden risked his health in the playoffs for them and Joe Tsai rewarded him by publishing 50 hit pieces about how Harden wasn't dedicated lol

（太阳球迷）哈登为了他们在季后赛堵上了自己健康的职业生涯，而蔡老板却发了50篇文章诋毁哈登没有奉献精神，真的牛皮。

Johnobmas：Spencer Dinwiddie seriously said he could be “Jrue Holiday on a contending team” and he’s 5/12 with 4 turnovers and literally can’t make a lob pass.

丁威迪非常认真地强调他可以成为“争冠球队的朱哥”，然后他12投5中并且有4次失误，不过他似乎在传空接这件事上有些独到的想法。

ArmandNinja：Dinshittie lobs were painful to watch

丁屎迪的空接属实辣眼睛。

MediocreTake：Spencer Dinwiddie with a 0% win rate ever since Kyle Kuzma called him Dinshittie

自从马爷赐给他“丁屎迪”的诨号之后，他目前胜率为0。

gezerim00：sweep incoming

就要横扫了，我笤帚呢？

CoreyC1313：1 down , 15 to go

搞定一场，还剩15场。

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福利：@今天早睡了嘛ovo

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