我一直在等你，怎么还没有开拍的消息<img src="https://i5.hoopchina.com.cn/hupuapp/bbs/268/27421268/thread_27421268_20220317112134_s_101479_w_855_h_861_74144.jpg"/>

以前看的时候没看明白，觉得买家有点逗。过年的时候用了次手套搞卫生，这才发现这个卖家有点逗啊。还是说我又没弄懂了？

我看样子这种手套应该是左右手分开的

看着看着就哭了<img src="https://i10.hoopchina.com.cn/reply/1689919623696-704d6fca-ee57-48b5-809d-5250d625b1ef.jpg" />

确实是的，两个同向的手套，用久了真的难受，还不如裸手干活

经典<img src="https://i5.hoopchina.com.cn/hupuapp/bbs/109/37338109/thread_37338109_20210220183736_s_5420718_o_w_550_h_550_29803.gif"/>

if receive message “早安” from xx， send “早上好吖” back xx

就这手套大拇指的设计位置就不可能有正反，难道不是发错了？<img src="https://i11.hoopchina.com.cn/news-editor/2023-4-21/09-29-01/763e32ca-9644-4cf1-a3d2-46ee616db931.jpeg?x-oss-process=image/resize,w_225/qulity,Q_60"/>

借楼发弔图<img src="https://i1.hoopchina.com.cn/hupuapp/bbs/3/thread_3_20230721191123_s_108837_o_w_859_h_1088_84879.jpg"/><img src="https://i3.hoopchina.com.cn/hupuapp/bbs/3/thread_3_20230721191123_s_47041_o_w_690_h_690_63726.jpg"/><img src="https://i11.hoopchina.com.cn/hupuapp/bbs/3/thread_3_20230721191123_s_90764_o_w_720_h_1280_53034.jpg"/><img src="https://i1.hoopchina.com.cn/hupuapp/bbs/3/thread_3_20230721191123_s_56983_o_w_600_h_736_50907.jpg"/>

这个一直保留着<img src="https://i2.hoopchina.com.cn/hupuapp/bbs/0/0/thread_0_20230721194301_s_3346915_o_w_1024_h_6691_87048.jpg"/>

借楼<img src="https://i2.hoopchina.com.cn/hupuapp/bbs/3/thread_3_20230721212553_s_143049_o_w_951_h_1280_45359.jpg"/>

搞笑的聊天记录？那你们都让让...<img src="https://i4.hoopchina.com.cn/hupuapp/bbs/0/0/thread_0_20230528235459_s_174049_o_w_1102_h_1571_51246.jpg?x-oss-process=image/resize,w_225/qulity,Q_60"/>

借楼<img src="https://i2.hoopchina.com.cn/hupuapp/bbs/0/0/thread_0_20230722070344_s_25474_o_w_225_h_227_83919.jpg"/>

《退货》 “你好，申请退货。” “亲，商品是哪里不满意吗？” “她不喜欢。” “她不喜欢的是你。” 这篇微小说用凝练的语言描写向我们传达出了人间清醒。你退的是货，被退的是你。

卧槽蓝海项目<img src="https://i5.hoopchina.com.cn/hupuapp/bbs/111111/thread_111111_20210724140221_s_35859_o_w_380_h_379_78023.jpg?x-oss-process=image/resize,w_225/qulity,Q_60"/>

5800部……吾辈楷模<img src="https://i11.hoopchina.com.cn/news-editor/2023-4-21/09-29-01/763e32ca-9644-4cf1-a3d2-46ee616db931.jpeg?x-oss-process=image/resize,w_225/qulity,Q_60"/>

龙王印章我笑了五分钟肚子疼

英文更尼玛搞笑，我他妈要断气了<img src="https://i2.hoopchina.com.cn/hupuapp/bbs/3/thread_3_20230721235150_s_155276_o_w_1170_h_2532_89183.jpg"/><img src="https://i5.hoopchina.com.cn/hupuapp/bbs/0/0/thread_0_20230225045848_s_771707_o_w_380_h_286_11742.gif"/>

<img src="https://i10.hoopchina.com.cn/hupuapp/bbs/938/30974938/thread_30974938_20201118175642_s_330002_w_193_h_193_45568.gif"/>这小仙女智力停留在3年级了

最关键的打码是吧<img src="https://i2.hoopchina.com.cn/hupuapp/bbs/350/33399350/thread_33399350_20211205173155_s_23118_w_753_h_407_85513.jpg?x-oss-process=image/resize,w_225/qulity,Q_60"/>

我这个故事有点长<img src="https://i2.hoopchina.com.cn/hupuapp/bbs/3/thread_3_20230721223503_s_395963_o_w_1242_h_2688_21855.jpg"/><img src="https://i4.hoopchina.com.cn/hupuapp/bbs/3/thread_3_20230721223503_s_396064_o_w_1242_h_2688_45135.jpg"/><img src="https://i2.hoopchina.com.cn/hupuapp/bbs/3/thread_3_20230721223503_s_410661_o_w_1242_h_2688_20245.jpg"/><img src="https://i4.hoopchina.com.cn/hupuapp/bbs/3/thread_3_20230721223504_s_432690_o_w_1242_h_2688_64185.jpg"/><img src="https://i4.hoopchina.com.cn/hupuapp/bbs/3/thread_3_20230721223504_s_421730_o_w_1242_h_2688_37465.jpg"/><img src="https://i5.hoopchina.com.cn/hupuapp/bbs/3/thread_3_20230721223504_s_374142_o_w_1242_h_2688_28366.jpg"/><img src="https://i11.hoopchina.com.cn/hupuapp/bbs/3/thread_3_20230721223517_s_366706_o_w_1242_h_2688_56329.jpg"/><img src="https://i10.hoopchina.com.cn/hupuapp/bbs/3/thread_3_20230721223517_s_398964_o_w_1242_h_2688_60921.jpg"/>

第三条延迟怎么解释，所以她肯定是爱我的，你别普信男兄弟<img src="https://i5.hoopchina.com.cn/hupuapp/bbs/109/37338109/thread_37338109_20210220183736_s_5420718_o_w_550_h_550_29803.gif"/>

菠萝千层到了<img src="https://i5.hoopchina.com.cn/blogfile/20215/2/BbsImg_142850112911048_1619955763_s_39475_o_w_810_h_810_14226.jpg?x-oss-process=image/resize,w_225/qulity,Q_60"/>

这种图我有几十张吧<img src="https://i3.hoopchina.com.cn/hupuapp/bbs/0/0/thread_0_20230721222258_s_40795_o_w_465_h_579_51422.jpg"/><img src="https://i2.hoopchina.com.cn/hupuapp/bbs/0/0/thread_0_20230721222258_s_344928_o_w_762_h_1280_48907.jpg"/><img src="https://i10.hoopchina.com.cn/hupuapp/bbs/0/0/thread_0_20230721222258_s_369358_o_w_720_h_3427_76287.jpg"/><img src="https://i1.hoopchina.com.cn/hupuapp/bbs/0/0/thread_0_20230721222258_s_12388_o_w_690_h_405_37884.jpg"/><img src="https://i2.hoopchina.com.cn/hupuapp/bbs/0/0/thread_0_20230721222258_s_7802_o_w_465_h_422_61466.jpg"/><img src="https://i10.hoopchina.com.cn/hupuapp/bbs/0/0/thread_0_20230721222258_s_59492_o_w_720_h_1246_81914.jpg"/><img src="https://i10.hoopchina.com.cn/hupuapp/bbs/0/0/thread_0_20230721222258_s_63733_o_w_690_h_812_7007.jpg"/><img src="https://i3.hoopchina.com.cn/hupuapp/bbs/0/0/thread_0_20230721222258_s_1074108_o_w_558_h_10800_14536.jpg"/><img src="https://i3.hoopchina.com.cn/hupuapp/bbs/0/0/thread_0_20230721222258_s_720609_o_w_303_h_16370_1830.jpg"/>

工作的时候称职务！<img src="https://i5.hoopchina.com.cn/newsPost/rc-upload-1675820196123-23/1675859274837-79ffea02.webp"/>

没完没了了是吧<img src="https://i3.hoopchina.com.cn/hupuapp/bbs/0/0/thread_0_20220731165903_s_25909_o_w_810_h_595_79234.jpg?x-oss-process=image/resize,w_225/qulity,Q_60"/>

你比买家卖家都逗多了<img src="https://i5.hoopchina.com.cn/hupuapp/bbs/109/37338109/thread_37338109_20210220183736_s_5420718_o_w_550_h_550_29803.gif"/>

我以为客服够离谱了，你这也挺离谱<img src="https://i10.hoopchina.com.cn/hupuapp/bbs/610/70486610/thread_70486610_20201027191437_s_7741_w_199_h_185_72277.png"/>

我上次看到一个聊天记录更搞笑... 一个学生家长群，一个女的说好久没被艹了，好痒好想要... 老师和其他女家长都懵逼了，大喊赶紧撤回！ 可惜我没存下来<img src="https://i5.hoopchina.com.cn/hupuapp/bbs/268/27421268/thread_27421268_20220317112134_s_101479_w_855_h_861_74144.jpg?x-oss-process=image/resize,w_225/qulity,Q_60"/>

死去的回忆开始攻击我<img src="https://i10.hoopchina.com.cn/hupuapp/bbs/610/70486610/thread_70486610_20201027191437_s_7741_w_199_h_185_72277.png"/>

神经病吧我房间怎么会有鸡

想看案例<img src="https://i5.hoopchina.com.cn/hupuapp/bbs/109/37338109/thread_37338109_20210220183736_s_5420718_o_w_550_h_550_29803.gif"/>

牛逼<img src="https://i10.hoopchina.com.cn/hupuapp/bbs/610/70486610/thread_70486610_20201027191437_s_7741_w_199_h_185_72277.png"/>

这花哨的气泡和红蓝色调看得我脑仁疼

龙王印章 质量有点高 收藏了<img src="https://i1.hoopchina.com.cn/hupuapp/bbs/79/25409079/thread_25409079_20220528082159_s_77155_w_246_h_246_77938.png"/>

尊重职业，这是行业基本素质

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