<p>第四次北伐失败换谁来都是白给</p><p><img src="https://i3.hoopchina.com.cn/hupuapp/bbs/0/0/thread_0_20230722195316_s_12603337_o_w_721_h_960_73712.gif"/></p>

<p>刘禅：我就不知道 把部队和资源都给最能打的人 怎么就不叫战术 怎么就不是政治智慧</p><p><img src="https://i5.hoopchina.com.cn/hupuapp/bbs/109/37338109/thread_37338109_20210220183736_s_5420718_o_w_550_h_550_29803.gif"/></p>

<p>统帅再牛逼还需要后勤和提防朝廷上的小人。光一个岳飞还是死局。除非诸葛亮坐镇成都给他安排后勤</p>

<p>这话题在知乎都讨论烂了</p><p>把赵九换成刘禅，就是再造大宋</p>

<p>你当岳飞是撒豆成兵的神仙还是自带方便面的诸葛亮啊<br>时势造英雄，你让岳飞分身成十个，给晚清晚明他能翻盘吗？一样不能。<br>巧妇难为无米之炊<br>20人口就是打不过100人口。微操再好都没用。</p>

<p>黑蜀还能说是喜好问题，黑岳飞洗秦桧只能鉴定为罕见了</p><p><img src="https://i3.hoopchina.com.cn/hupuapp/bbs/0/0/thread_0_20220731165903_s_25909_o_w_810_h_595_79234.jpg?x-oss-process=image/resize,w_225/qulity,Q_60"/></p>

<p>行行行，你说我没读过我就没读过好了吧，我不想和说一句话喘三口气的赛博哮喘病人争，怕你等会儿激动了直接抽死过去我还得赔钱</p><p><img src="https://i5.hoopchina.com.cn/hupuapp/bbs/109/37338109/thread_37338109_20210220183736_s_5420718_o_w_550_h_550_29803.gif"/></p>

<p>继续啊，光这俩哪儿够啊。<br>卫青，李靖，戚继光，左宗棠，都等你来了揭露他们的欺世盗名呢。<br>赵高，安禄山，严嵩，李鸿章，都等着你来洗清他们的千年冤屈呢。</p><p><img src="https://i5.hoopchina.com.cn/hupuapp/bbs/109/37338109/thread_37338109_20210220183736_s_5420718_o_w_550_h_550_29803.gif"/></p>

<p>我就问你相父是不是秦桧，是还说个锤子</p><p><img src="https://i3.hoopchina.com.cn/newsPost/rc-upload-1686709078828-8/1686793606086-f65fae35.png?x-oss-process=image/resize,w_225/qulity,Q_60"/></p>

<p>知乎早就说过这个。刘禅魂穿赵构，秦桧问对的时候因为表示诸葛亮北伐劳而无功，虚耗民力，要求官家不能学诸葛亮，被刘禅斩首。</p>

<p>是“我就不明白了，把球给最厉害的那个人，怎么就不叫战术了？”</p>

<p>刘禅换赵九再造个鸡儿大宋，岳飞是他相父？有秦桧为首的和谈派在，岳飞最多捡回条命</p>

<p>你想想谁是20谁是100，再说北周北齐前期谁人口占大优你看看，最后谁灭的谁你再看看</p>

<p>你是懂鲈鱼的</p><p><img src="https://i3.hoopchina.com.cn/hupuapp/bbs/0/0/thread_0_20220731165903_s_25909_o_w_810_h_595_79234.jpg"/></p>

<p>刘禅要有这个魄力，诸葛亮也算含笑九泉了</p><p><img src="https://i1.hoopchina.com.cn/hupuapp/bbs/111111/thread_111111_20220714222234_s_47863_w_619_h_624_78065.jpg?x-oss-process=image/resize,w_225/qulity,Q_60"/></p>

<p>算是个梗吧，诸葛亮死了有人说诸葛亮坏话，被刘禅杀了。于是推理出刘禅的标准：骂我相父就得死。</p>

<p>诸葛亮北伐的时候，成都局势很稳，当然，丞相内政能力完爆岳鹏举。 让季汉君臣组合替换完颜构秦桧，确实有希望，那时候至少是五矿打三矿</p>

<p>统军大将还有韩世忠、刘锜、吴玠吴璘兄弟，文臣里有李纲、赵鼎、朱胜非等……<br>刘禅:朕什么时候打过这么富裕的仗？</p>

<p>实事求是四个字你是一个字不认识</p>

<p>教员跟刘禅说放弃成都进川西打游击？</p>

<p>妄议岳少保者死，秦桧卒。</p>

<p>还黄皓呢，人刘禅天天跟着慌皓玩耽误姜维打仗了？</p>

<p>一个黄皓就能让这些全废了</p>

<p>岳飞：天胡开局！</p><p>刘禅：天胡开局！</p><p>双向奔赴了属于是。</p><div><center class="hupu-img"  data-origin="https://i5.hoopchina.com.cn/hupuapp/bbs/590/90728590/1691971302_0294762IMG_2633.png?x-oss-process=image/format,png"  data_url="https://i5.hoopchina.com.cn/hupuapp/bbs/590/90728590/1691971302_0294762IMG_2633.png?x-oss-process=image/resize,w_1000/format,png"  src="https://i5.hoopchina.com.cn/hupuapp/bbs/590/90728590/1691971302_0294762IMG_2633.png?x-oss-process=image/resize,w_600/format,jpg/quality,Q_60"  ></center></div><div><center class="hupu-img"  data-origin="https://i5.hoopchina.com.cn/hupuapp/bbs/590/90728590/1691971302_1355681IMG_2632.png?x-oss-process=image/format,png"  data_url="https://i5.hoopchina.com.cn/hupuapp/bbs/590/90728590/1691971302_1355681IMG_2632.png?x-oss-process=image/resize,w_1000/format,png"  src="https://i5.hoopchina.com.cn/hupuapp/bbs/590/90728590/1691971302_1355681IMG_2632.png?x-oss-process=image/resize,w_600/format,jpg/quality,Q_60"  ></center></div><div><center class="hupu-img"  data-origin="https://i5.hoopchina.com.cn/hupuapp/bbs/590/90728590/1691971302_0429292IMG_2631.png?x-oss-process=image/format,png"  data_url="https://i5.hoopchina.com.cn/hupuapp/bbs/590/90728590/1691971302_0429292IMG_2631.png?x-oss-process=image/resize,w_1000/format,png"  src="https://i5.hoopchina.com.cn/hupuapp/bbs/590/90728590/1691971302_0429292IMG_2631.png?x-oss-process=image/resize,w_600/format,jpg/quality,Q_60"  ></center></div><div><center class="hupu-img"  data-origin="https://i5.hoopchina.com.cn/hupuapp/bbs/590/90728590/1691971302_0876431IMG_2634.png?x-oss-process=image/format,png"  data_url="https://i5.hoopchina.com.cn/hupuapp/bbs/590/90728590/1691971302_0876431IMG_2634.png?x-oss-process=image/resize,w_1000/format,png"  src="https://i5.hoopchina.com.cn/hupuapp/bbs/590/90728590/1691971302_0876431IMG_2634.png?x-oss-process=image/resize,w_600/format,jpg/quality,Q_60"  ></center></div><div><center class="hupu-img"  data-origin="https://i5.hoopchina.com.cn/hupuapp/bbs/590/90728590/1691971302_119034IMG_2630.png?x-oss-process=image/format,png"  data_url="https://i5.hoopchina.com.cn/hupuapp/bbs/590/90728590/1691971302_119034IMG_2630.png?x-oss-process=image/resize,w_1000/format,png"  src="https://i5.hoopchina.com.cn/hupuapp/bbs/590/90728590/1691971302_119034IMG_2630.png?x-oss-process=image/resize,w_600/format,jpg/quality,Q_60"  ></center></div><div><center class="hupu-img"  data-origin="https://i5.hoopchina.com.cn/hupuapp/bbs/590/90728590/1691971302_153679IMG_2629.png?x-oss-process=image/format,png"  data_url="https://i5.hoopchina.com.cn/hupuapp/bbs/590/90728590/1691971302_153679IMG_2629.png?x-oss-process=image/resize,w_1000/format,png"  src="https://i5.hoopchina.com.cn/hupuapp/bbs/590/90728590/1691971302_153679IMG_2629.png?x-oss-process=image/resize,w_600/format,jpg/quality,Q_60"  ></center></div><div><center class="hupu-img"  data-origin="https://i5.hoopchina.com.cn/hupuapp/bbs/590/90728590/1691971302_2291021IMG_2628.png?x-oss-process=image/format,png"  data_url="https://i5.hoopchina.com.cn/hupuapp/bbs/590/90728590/1691971302_2291021IMG_2628.png?x-oss-process=image/resize,w_1000/format,png"  src="https://i5.hoopchina.com.cn/hupuapp/bbs/590/90728590/1691971302_2291021IMG_2628.png?x-oss-process=image/resize,w_600/format,jpg/quality,Q_60"  ></center></div><div><center class="hupu-img"  data-origin="https://i5.hoopchina.com.cn/hupuapp/bbs/590/90728590/1691971302_25224IMG_2619.png?x-oss-process=image/format,png"  data_url="https://i5.hoopchina.com.cn/hupuapp/bbs/590/90728590/1691971302_25224IMG_2619.png?x-oss-process=image/resize,w_1000/format,png"  src="https://i5.hoopchina.com.cn/hupuapp/bbs/590/90728590/1691971302_25224IMG_2619.png?x-oss-process=image/resize,w_600/format,jpg/quality,Q_60"  ></center></div><div><center class="hupu-img"  data-origin="https://i5.hoopchina.com.cn/hupuapp/bbs/590/90728590/1691971302_186032IMG_2620.png?x-oss-process=image/format,png"  data_url="https://i5.hoopchina.com.cn/hupuapp/bbs/590/90728590/1691971302_186032IMG_2620.png?x-oss-process=image/resize,w_1000/format,png"  src="https://i5.hoopchina.com.cn/hupuapp/bbs/590/90728590/1691971302_186032IMG_2620.png?x-oss-process=image/resize,w_600/format,jpg/quality,Q_60"  ></center></div>

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