<p>因为老美的税务局比武警还狠</p><p><img src="https://i1.hoopchina.com.cn/hupuapp/bbs/0/0/thread_0_20230128192843_s_62044_o_w_500_h_500_45553.gif"/></p>

<p>非法所得都得交税</p><p><img src="https://i10.hoopchina.com.cn/hupuapp/bbs/558/98256558/thread_98256558_20230128193327_s_21079_o_w_150_h_130_42152.jpg?x-oss-process=image/resize,w_225/qulity,Q_60"/></p>

<p>世界上三大找死行为，在中国贩毒，在俄罗斯当人质，在美国逃税。</p><p><img src="https://i1.hoopchina.com.cn/hupuapp/bbs/3/thread_3_20230313000635_s_40074_o_w_449_h_367_87767.jpg"/></p>

<p>这三个是不是有机会一次完成</p><p><img src="https://i1.hoopchina.com.cn/hupuapp/bbs/79/25409079/thread_25409079_20220528082159_s_77155_w_246_h_246_77938.png?x-oss-process=image/resize,w_225/qulity,Q_60"/></p>

<p>纸老虎罢了，像巴菲特只有0.1的税率，这群b只能拼命榨那群中等收入的油水</p><p><img src="https://i3.hoopchina.com.cn/hupuapp/bbs/0/0/thread_0_20220731165903_s_25909_o_w_810_h_595_79234.jpg?x-oss-process=image/resize,w_225/qulity,Q_60"/></p>

<p>中国贩独后逃美国的税在俄罗斯边境被劫持当人质</p><p><img src="https://i5.hoopchina.com.cn/hupuapp/bbs/0/0/thread_0_20230131201513_s_223536_o_w_1080_h_1061_39823.jpg?x-oss-process=image/resize,w_225/qulity,Q_60"/></p>

<p>结果模拟宇宙新dlc真的有卡彭了</p>

<p>卡彭因为税务问题被放弃<br>别误会，我在说边星贸易战争</p><p><img src="https://i5.hoopchina.com.cn/newsPost/rc-upload-1678276395232-6/1678276479363-1e12b074.jpg?imageMogr2/format/webp/thumbnail/2000x>/quality/70/ignore-error/1?x-oss-process=image/resize,w_225/qulity,Q_60"/></p>

<p>想一下，雪衣寒鸦藿藿三人组妥妥的公务员，铁饭碗，另一边的桂乃芬是......主播。很符合我的刻板印象（我感觉我要是公务员我也觉得主播是无业）</p><p>国外的税务意识真的强，不禁让我想起那个笑话，阿尔卡彭杀人抢劫大屠杀屁事没有，最后因为逃税洗钱进去了</p><div><center class="hupu-img"  data-origin="https://i4.hoopchina.com.cn/hupuapp/bbs/156/98277156/thread_98277156_20240102232642_s_914149_o_w_2400_h_1080_66107.jpg?x-oss-process=image/format,png"  data_url="https://i4.hoopchina.com.cn/hupuapp/bbs/156/98277156/thread_98277156_20240102232642_s_914149_o_w_2400_h_1080_66107.jpg?x-oss-process=image/resize,w_1000/format,png"  src="https://i4.hoopchina.com.cn/hupuapp/bbs/156/98277156/thread_98277156_20240102232642_s_914149_o_w_2400_h_1080_66107.jpg?x-oss-process=image/resize,w_600/format,jpg/quality,Q_60"  ></center></div><div><center class="hupu-img"  data-origin="https://i1.hoopchina.com.cn/hupuapp/bbs/156/98277156/thread_98277156_20240102232810_s_1056234_o_w_2400_h_1080_48514.jpg?x-oss-process=image/format,png"  data_url="https://i1.hoopchina.com.cn/hupuapp/bbs/156/98277156/thread_98277156_20240102232810_s_1056234_o_w_2400_h_1080_48514.jpg?x-oss-process=image/resize,w_1000/format,png"  src="https://i1.hoopchina.com.cn/hupuapp/bbs/156/98277156/thread_98277156_20240102232810_s_1056234_o_w_2400_h_1080_48514.jpg?x-oss-process=image/resize,w_600/format,jpg/quality,Q_60"  ></center></div><div><center class="hupu-img"  data-origin="https://i10.hoopchina.com.cn/hupuapp/bbs/156/98277156/thread_98277156_20240102233000_s_975326_o_w_2400_h_1080_27938.jpg?x-oss-process=image/format,png"  data_url="https://i10.hoopchina.com.cn/hupuapp/bbs/156/98277156/thread_98277156_20240102233000_s_975326_o_w_2400_h_1080_27938.jpg?x-oss-process=image/resize,w_1000/format,png"  src="https://i10.hoopchina.com.cn/hupuapp/bbs/156/98277156/thread_98277156_20240102233000_s_975326_o_w_2400_h_1080_27938.jpg?x-oss-process=image/resize,w_600/format,jpg/quality,Q_60"  ></center></div>

想一下，雪衣寒鸦藿藿三人组妥妥的公务员，铁饭碗，另一边的桂乃芬是......主播

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<p>想一下，雪衣寒鸦藿藿三人组妥妥的公务员，铁饭碗，另一边的桂乃芬是......主播。很符合我的刻板印象（我感觉我要是公务员我也觉得主播是无业）</p><p>国外的税务意识真的强，不禁让我想起那个笑话，阿尔卡彭杀人抢劫大屠杀屁事没有，最后因为逃税洗钱进去了</p><div class="slate-image" style="margin:0 auto"><p><img data-origin="https://i4.hoopchina.com.cn/hupuapp/bbs/156/98277156/thread_98277156_20240102232642_s_914149_o_w_2400_h_1080_66107.jpg" src="https://i4.hoopchina.com.cn/hupuapp/bbs/156/98277156/thread_98277156_20240102232642_s_914149_o_w_2400_h_1080_66107.jpg"></p></div><div class="slate-image" style="margin:0 auto"><p><img data-origin="https://i1.hoopchina.com.cn/hupuapp/bbs/156/98277156/thread_98277156_20240102232810_s_1056234_o_w_2400_h_1080_48514.jpg" src="https://i1.hoopchina.com.cn/hupuapp/bbs/156/98277156/thread_98277156_20240102232810_s_1056234_o_w_2400_h_1080_48514.jpg"></p></div><div class="slate-image" style="margin:0 auto"><p><img data-origin="https://i10.hoopchina.com.cn/hupuapp/bbs/156/98277156/thread_98277156_20240102233000_s_975326_o_w_2400_h_1080_27938.jpg" src="https://i10.hoopchina.com.cn/hupuapp/bbs/156/98277156/thread_98277156_20240102233000_s_975326_o_w_2400_h_1080_27938.jpg"></p></div>

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