使劲捣蒜吧<img src="https://i5.hoopchina.com.cn/hupuapp/bbs/178/44671178/thread_44671178_20220128235504_s_2139710_w_320_h_240_65109.gif"/>

站起来蹬<img src="https://i2.hoopchina.com.cn/hupuapp/bbs/0/0/thread_0_20240209184359_s_61002_o_w_1280_h_1707_62958.jpg?imageMogr2/format/webp/thumbnail/2000x>/quality/70/ignore-error/1?x-oss-process=image/resize,w_225/qulity,Q_60"/>

还带着口罩，不啃吗？<img src="https://i1.hoopchina.com.cn/newsPost/rc-upload-1706158270250-18/1706158381018-aa4b0dac.jpg?x-oss-process=image/resize,w_225/qulity,Q_60"/>

上学那会儿，一个星期没见面，到了宾馆能把小兄弟累到站不起来<img src="https://i5.hoopchina.com.cn/hupuapp/bbs/109/37338109/thread_37338109_20210220183736_s_5420718_o_w_550_h_550_29803.gif"/>

来个没水印的<img src="https://i5.hoopchina.com.cn/hupuapp/bbs/0/0/thread_0_20240130100501_s_4076_o_w_424_h_383_83650.jpg?x-oss-process=image/resize,w_225/qulity,Q_60"/>

谁拍的照<img src="https://i11.hoopchina.com.cn/hupuapp/bbs/0/0/thread_0_20230213160430_s_72697_o_w_392_h_428_66986.jpg?imageMogr2/format/webp/thumbnail/2000x>/quality/70/ignore-error/1?x-oss-process=image/resize,w_225/qulity,Q_60"/>

坚决不谈异地恋，坚决不和谈过异地恋的女生恋爱

细说：啊啊啊啊啊啊 <img src="https://i3.hoopchina.com.cn/hupuapp/bbs/828/98650828/thread_98650828_20230417102516_s_56677_o_w_287_h_296_14433.gif"/>

这就完事了？<img src="https://i11.hoopchina.com.cn/news-editor/2023-4-21/09-29-01/763e32ca-9644-4cf1-a3d2-46ee616db931.jpeg?x-oss-process=image/resize,w_225/qulity,Q_60"/>

因为我都经历过<img src="https://i4.hoopchina.com.cn/hupuapp/bbs/525/42545525/thread_42545525_20220406001715_s_658_w_50_h_50_89978.png?x-oss-process=image/resize,w_225/qulity,Q_60"/>

为啥<img src="https://i5.hoopchina.com.cn/hupuapp/bbs/268/27421268/thread_27421268_20220317112134_s_101479_w_855_h_861_74144.jpg?x-oss-process=image/resize,w_225/qulity,Q_60"/>

异地恋，长久不见，见面后必将是疯狂发射，谈异地恋的大部分都有<img src="https://i11.hoopchina.com.cn/hupuapp/bbs/3/thread_3_20231214085803_s_118572_o_w_828_h_742_52500.jpg?x-oss-process=image/resize,w_225/qulity,Q_60"/>

自己舍不得骑的自行车，被别人站起来蹬踏板，链子都快掉了

啥意思<img src="https://i5.hoopchina.com.cn/hupuapp/bbs/268/27421268/thread_27421268_20220317112134_s_101479_w_855_h_861_74144.jpg"/>

<img src="https://i1.hoopchina.com.cn/hupuapp/bbs/79/25409079/thread_25409079_20220528082159_s_77155_w_246_h_246_77938.png?x-oss-process=image/resize,w_225/qulity,Q_60"/>同城恋爱就玩儿的不花了吗

然后女的说，你跟我在一起只是为了这个<img src="https://i5.hoopchina.com.cn/hupuapp/bbs/268/27421268/thread_27421268_20220317112134_s_101479_w_855_h_861_74144.jpg?x-oss-process=image/resize,w_225/qulity,Q_60"/>

基本都是速射炮，如果第一下不是快枪手必然有鬼

艹，就是这句话，我初恋当初就喜欢说这句话，搞得我最后心态爆炸。

额，其实男女都差不多，一开始都是一夜七次郎<img src="https://i2.hoopchina.com.cn/newsPost/rc-upload-1701769371728-6/1702008126946-520df92e.jpg?x-oss-process=image/resize,w_225/qulity,Q_60"/>

然后你说你说对喽 劳资就好这口儿 然后她叫的更烧了<img src="https://i5.hoopchina.com.cn/hupuapp/bbs/109/37338109/thread_37338109_20210220183736_s_5420718_o_w_550_h_550_29803.gif?imageMogr2/format/webp/thumbnail/2000x>/quality/50/ignore-error/1"/>

细说<img src="https://i4.hoopchina.com.cn/hupuapp/bbs/525/42545525/thread_42545525_20220406001715_s_658_w_50_h_50_89978.png"/>

干柴烈火，见面就直奔酒店，见面几天都在酒店不出门

都有啥？<img src="https://i4.hoopchina.com.cn/hupuapp/bbs/3/thread_3_20231002005333_s_2234961_o_w_478_h_444_83121.gif"/>

不好说<img src="https://i4.hoopchina.com.cn/hupuapp/bbs/525/42545525/thread_42545525_20220406001715_s_658_w_50_h_50_89978.png"/>

都年纪轻轻，都情投意合，两情相悦嘛，可以理解

有种东西叫手机支架，或者，是她的主人<img src="https://i2.hoopchina.com.cn/newsPost/rc-upload-1701769371728-6/1702008126946-520df92e.jpg?x-oss-process=image/resize,w_225/qulity,Q_60"/>

谁拍的这个照片呢<img src="https://i11.hoopchina.com.cn/news-editor/2023-4-21/09-29-01/763e32ca-9644-4cf1-a3d2-46ee616db931.jpeg"/>

第二轮就漫长多了，第一轮属于热身，调整状态

把蒜捣成白沫<img src="https://i3.hoopchina.com.cn/hupuapp/bbs/0/0/thread_0_20220731165903_s_25909_o_w_810_h_595_79234.jpg"/>

捣蒜是啥意思<img src="https://i5.hoopchina.com.cn/newsPost/rc-upload-1675820196123-23/1675859274837-79ffea02.webp?x-oss-process=image/resize,w_225/qulity,Q_60"/>

每次弄完了我都要思考一下人类存在的意义等等其它宇宙宏观的问题。<img src="https://i5.hoopchina.com.cn/hupuapp/bbs/497/65971497/thread_65971497_20210629125938_s_1648_w_168_h_114_83540.png?x-oss-process=image/resize,w_225/qulity,Q_60"/>

是不是真的做完你就不理她了<img src="https://i11.hoopchina.com.cn/news-editor/2023-4-21/09-29-01/763e32ca-9644-4cf1-a3d2-46ee616db931.jpeg?x-oss-process=image/resize,w_225/qulity,Q_60"/>

当初跟初恋也是异地恋，“你来找我就是为了做这个事”，“每次你弄完了就不理我了”<img src="https://i11.hoopchina.com.cn/hupuapp/bbs/335/66013335/thread_66013335_20201217154340_s_943_o_w_60_h_57_64066.jpeg?x-oss-process=image/resize,w_225/qulity,Q_60"/>

有的说这话，有的是发自内心的配合。<img src="https://i5.hoopchina.com.cn/hupuapp/bbs/109/37338109/thread_37338109_20210220183736_s_5420718_o_w_550_h_550_29803.gif"/>

我正好相反。她说找我就是为了那个<img src="https://i1.hoopchina.com.cn/hupuapp/bbs/79/25409079/thread_25409079_20220528082159_s_77155_w_246_h_246_77938.png?x-oss-process=image/resize,w_225/qulity,Q_60"/>

两个人的异地，4个人的快乐

一般不都是回一句，没错，然后立马再提枪上阵吗

25岁以下被开发过玩的都花，因为那个时候正年轻，一旦打开潘多拉的魔盒，就彻底回不去

炸裂<img src="https://i4.hoopchina.com.cn/hupuapp/bbs/3/thread_3_20231002005333_s_2234961_o_w_478_h_444_83121.gif"/>

人类存在的意义: 创造人类😁

我一般控制1个月见一次面，所以[奸笑]自然是小别胜新婚

卸存货……全量<img src="https://i1.hoopchina.com.cn/hupuapp/bbs/0/0/thread_0_20220705070937_s_922031_o_w_308_h_308_46617.jpg"/>

付费啊<img src="https://i5.hoopchina.com.cn/hupuapp/bbs/268/27421268/thread_27421268_20220317112134_s_101479_w_855_h_861_74144.jpg?x-oss-process=image/resize,w_225/qulity,Q_60"/>

自己的车也站起来蹬啊<img src="https://i5.hoopchina.com.cn/hupuapp/bbs/109/37338109/thread_37338109_20210220183736_s_5420718_o_w_550_h_550_29803.gif"/>

<img src="https://i5.hoopchina.com.cn/hupuapp/bbs/106/51403106/thread_51403106_20201226152319_s_8534_w_452_h_637_52833.png?x-oss-process=image/resize,w_225/qulity,Q_60"/>我异地和女朋友捣蒜的时候，为了不丢脸，关键时刻我就使劲想詹姆斯打球的样子，相当有用

这个年纪的男球员正值巅峰期，女球员的话还得多打几年才能练出来

就是捣蒜捣到稀烂<img src="https://i5.hoopchina.com.cn/newsPost/rc-upload-1675820196123-23/1675859274837-79ffea02.webp"/>

真的会一滴都不剩<img src="https://i5.hoopchina.com.cn/hupuapp/bbs/101/56623101/1699754117_2417011IMG_0653.GIF?x-oss-process=image/resize,w_225/qulity,Q_60"/>

异地恋见面的一刻……

四女同車樂思憂

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