没抓住会不会飞进来把自己切了<img src="https://i4.hoopchina.com.cn/hupuapp/bbs/3/thread_3_20231002005333_s_2234961_o_w_478_h_444_83121.gif"/>

我还以为指甲把扑克牌给戳穿了呢<img src="https://i4.hoopchina.com.cn/hupuapp/bbs/111111/thread_111111_20220527134517_s_10151_w_196_h_172_66941.jpg?x-oss-process=image/resize,w_225/qulity,Q_60"/>

死神来了？<img src="https://i3.hoopchina.com.cn/hupuapp/bbs/0/0/thread_0_20220731165903_s_25909_o_w_810_h_595_79234.jpg"/>

我以前开车的时候抽烟，烟头老是飞进来……我有一件衬衫后背烫了三个洞……还有一次差点烫着老二<img src="https://i1.hoopchina.com.cn/hupuapp/bbs/0/0/thread_0_20220705070937_s_922031_o_w_308_h_308_46617.jpg?x-oss-process=image/resize,w_225/qulity,Q_60"/>

没事﻿，下辈子注意点就行<img src="https://i3.hoopchina.com.cn/blogfile/20246/25/BbsImg_1719324362_s_64864_o_w_225_h_225_10153.png"/>

玩游戏揣兜里剩下的厕所牌是吧<img src="https://i5.hoopchina.com.cn/hupuapp/bbs/181/50187181/thread_50187181_20220326224217_s_3125859_w_512_h_640_90257.gif"/>

我坐车开车都不敢把手伸出去<img src="https://i4.hoopchina.com.cn/hupuapp/bbs/111111/thread_111111_20220527134517_s_10151_w_196_h_172_66941.jpg?x-oss-process=image/resize,w_225/qulity,Q_60"/>

老二怎么出来的<img src="https://i3.hoopchina.com.cn/newsPost/rc-upload-1686709078828-8/1686793606086-f65fae35.png?x-oss-process=image/resize,w_225/qulity,Q_60"/>

美女荷官？<img src="https://i11.hoopchina.com.cn/hupuapp/bbs/335/66013335/thread_66013335_20201217154340_s_943_o_w_60_h_57_64066.jpeg?x-oss-process=image/resize,w_225/qulity,Q_60"/>

环卫工:谁他么这么缺德，大马路上到处都是扑克牌

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