现实世界远比网络要魔幻<img src="https://i1.hoopchina.com.cn/hupuapp/bbs/3/thread_3_20230313000635_s_40074_o_w_449_h_367_87767.jpg?x-oss-process=image/resize,w_225/qulity,Q_60"/>

抽象操作……<img src="https://i11.hoopchina.com.cn/news-editor/2023-4-21/09-29-01/763e32ca-9644-4cf1-a3d2-46ee616db931.jpeg?x-oss-process=image/resize,w_225/qulity,Q_60"/>

警察并不捉拿罪犯，警察逮捕犯罪嫌疑人

国内的战争新闻不大敢相信，之前的萨达姆为何不慌，俄乌战争前的美国情报就是个笑话，叙利亚的阿萨德将反攻，捧谁谁死<img src="https://i5.hoopchina.com.cn/newsPost/1733305081968_o_w_107_h_132_b4694998.jpg"/>

神了<img src="https://i5.hoopchina.com.cn/hupuapp/bbs/109/37338109/thread_37338109_20210220183736_s_5420718_o_w_550_h_550_29803.gif"/>

你们这么容易相信自媒体的

好吧既然你们连搜一搜都不愿意<img src="https://i11.hoopchina.com.cn/hupuapp/bbs/0/0/thread_0_20250621155128_s_1134270_o_w_1260_h_2800_65633.jpg"/>

没事，我已经完事了，他老婆还有没有别人我就不知道了，反正堵不到我

哇是观察者网，这下肯定假不了了<img src="https://i5.hoopchina.com.cn/hupuapp/bbs/109/37338109/thread_37338109_20210220183736_s_5420718_o_w_550_h_550_29803.gif"/>

抓捕了监狱里的人，结果是继续关在监狱里哈哈哈哈

每缝节假日都是火车票难抢 ，那为什火车上的人都能抢到<img src="https://i1.hoopchina.com.cn/hupuapp/bbs/975/3612975/thread_3612975_20201205221135_s_14450_w_440_h_440_97116.png?x-oss-process=image/resize,w_225/qulity,Q_60"/>

我们相信我们乐意看到的，就是双标。真的假的和我们有啥关系，真假都是图一乐。<img src="https://i1.hoopchina.com.cn/newsPost/1735032169938_o_w_102_h_103_744cf886.jpg"/>

我就说嘛 罪犯都在监狱里<img src="https://i1.hoopchina.com.cn/newsPost/1734415268816_o_w_300_h_265_ef9cd8c4.jpeg"/>

难怪外面找不到罪犯嘛，原来都躲在监狱里<img src="https://i4.hoopchina.com.cn/newsPost/rc-upload-1693405844470-2/1693405923520-9fa87e11.png?x-oss-process=image/resize,w_225/qulity,Q_60"/>

我擦<img src="https://i1.hoopchina.com.cn/blogfile/202108/03/BbsImg_129315220061420_1627958246_s_2049_o_w_101_h_106_71327.jpg?x-oss-process=image/resize,w_225/qulity,Q_60"/>

用上了弱智吧的段子<div><center class="hupu-img" data-origin="https://i3.hoopchina.com.cn/hupuapp/bbs/731/15717731/thread_15717731_20250618171847_s_57053_o_w_1260_h_572_38798.jpg?imageMogr2/format/webp/auto-orient?x-oss-process=image/format,png" data_url="https://i3.hoopchina.com.cn/hupuapp/bbs/731/15717731/thread_15717731_20250618171847_s_57053_o_w_1260_h_572_38798.jpg?imageMogr2/format/webp/auto-orient?x-oss-process=image/resize,w_1000/format,png" src="https://i3.hoopchina.com.cn/hupuapp/bbs/731/15717731/thread_15717731_20250618171847_s_57053_o_w_1260_h_572_38798.jpg?imageMogr2/format/webp/auto-orient?x-oss-process=image/resize,w_600/format,jpg/quality,Q_60" ></center></div><div><center class="hupu-img" data-origin="https://i10.hoopchina.com.cn/hupuapp/bbs/731/15717731/thread_15717731_20250618171847_s_85041_o_w_1080_h_1366_87778.jpg?imageMogr2/format/webp/auto-orient?x-oss-process=image/format,png" data_url="https://i10.hoopchina.com.cn/hupuapp/bbs/731/15717731/thread_15717731_20250618171847_s_85041_o_w_1080_h_1366_87778.jpg?imageMogr2/format/webp/auto-orient?x-oss-process=image/resize,w_1000/format,png" src="https://i10.hoopchina.com.cn/hupuapp/bbs/731/15717731/thread_15717731_20250618171847_s_85041_o_w_1080_h_1366_87778.jpg?imageMogr2/format/webp/auto-orient?x-oss-process=image/resize,w_600/format,jpg/quality,Q_60" ></center></div>

以色列也是好起来了

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用上了弱智吧的段子<div class="slate-image" style="margin:0 auto"><img data-origin="https://i3.hoopchina.com.cn/hupuapp/bbs/731/15717731/thread_15717731_20250618171847_s_57053_o_w_1260_h_572_38798.jpg?imageMogr2/format/webp/auto-orient" src="https://i3.hoopchina.com.cn/hupuapp/bbs/731/15717731/thread_15717731_20250618171847_s_57053_o_w_1260_h_572_38798.jpg?imageMogr2/format/webp/auto-orient"></div><div class="slate-image" style="margin:0 auto"><img data-origin="https://i10.hoopchina.com.cn/hupuapp/bbs/731/15717731/thread_15717731_20250618171847_s_85041_o_w_1080_h_1366_87778.jpg?imageMogr2/format/webp/auto-orient" src="https://i10.hoopchina.com.cn/hupuapp/bbs/731/15717731/thread_15717731_20250618171847_s_85041_o_w_1080_h_1366_87778.jpg?imageMogr2/format/webp/auto-orient"></div>

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